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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 02:53:00 -
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My name is Lord Vaari, and im Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the mighty Imperial Pharmacy, Guardian Angel of the Providence, Speaker of unquestioned truth, Carrier of the Heaven's light, Self proclaimed prophet, Symbol of unchallenged victory, Defender of the Providence, Great miner, Skilled industrialist, High father, Archbishop of the Church of Providence, High friend of the CVA, Professor of the guerilla warfare in vacuum and holder of many more impressive titles.
I have found evidences, that Concord has tampered with ALL of my ships self destruct devices. Now they merely break superstructure of my ship leading the collapse of armourplating. Those hexers have removed tactical fusion bombs that were placed all aroud my ships to prevent heatens to benefit, if they lure me into trap, which is of course impossible, since Im so genius in military tactics.
I have also revealed proofs, that grand tyrant of the CCP brotherhood, the infamous Hilmar P+¬tursson the Dark is behind this all. Have he abandon his faith to our Lord, or is he simply stupid? Imperial Pharmacy will try to find answers to this, since this is very serious. We have gathered information that my ship safety systems are not the one that has been tampered, but heresy of Peutersson is galactic wide. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:46:00 -
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Oh. Shut. UP. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:50:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:Oh. Shut. UP.
Or what? You are writing more angly letters about meto my friends? |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:52:00 -
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Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:57:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy.
Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:00:00 -
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I'm going to feed you to my hounds.
Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps? + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:08:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:I'm going to feed you to my hounds.
Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps?
I do not fear you, nor your hounds. Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. There is nothing i fear. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:14:00 -
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Good.
Let's see how quickly you hide. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:16:00 -
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What do you mean? Surely you are not planning hostile relations between us? |

Kalaratiri
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
214
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:28:00 -
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Well, this should be entertaining. |
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The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
565
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Posted - 2012.08.09 06:53:00 -
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1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 07:16:00 -
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The Antiquarian wrote:1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse.
You are hexer! |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1101
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Posted - 2012.08.09 07:45:00 -
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I knew this day would come.
Because of my secret evil Intaki spayss majykks. Mane 614
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Ava Starfire
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
379
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Posted - 2012.08.09 11:55:00 -
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I never thought I would say this, but... go Graelyn! |

Azdan Amith
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
93
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:02:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God.
This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari.
It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress.
Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless. |

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
373
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:12:00 -
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I am conflicted. Do I cheer for the man I have said all Amarrians should aspire to be like, or the man who is technically in some capacity my boss? Do I exult in my enemies fighting themselves, or mourn the tragic loss of life that is about to occur..
Regardless, I know where my better money is going. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2012.08.09 13:06:00 -
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/me begins popping popcorn. |

Rhiannon Dellacorte
Azure Industrial Technologies
3
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:02:00 -
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/me brings the sodas |

Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic Apocalypse Now.
4
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:30:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Graelyn wrote:Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy. Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends. Please, produce the text of this treaty. I am sure that we would all love the read.
Treaty or not, however, I will be barring any of my employees and staff from taking action against Adamant Edge and/or Cardinal Graelyn, out of respect and deference towards a good and trustworthy friend. This will be continued even if a kill-on-sight ruling is issued on the aforementioned entities. I will recommend to my alliance that this matter be ignored as well.
This is not a threat of action against Imperial Pharmacy on our behalf, however. Rather, it is an educated and informed decision based on the apparent mental state of the registered capsuleer "Vaari". |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
111
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:36:00 -
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Azdan Amith wrote:Vaari wrote:Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari. It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress. Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless.
Im not blasphemer, nor ever will be. I, of course will be lesser than her majesty in every aspect. Im her most humble and trustworthy subject. |
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Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
182
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:56:00 -
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I know I shouldn't even be watching this wreck in the making, much less enjoying it but, I somehow can't help myself!
P.S. The ice upon which you're skating is very thin, Vaari. You should stop. Now. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |

Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage Shaktipat Revelators
1
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Posted - 2012.08.09 15:20:00 -
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Lord Vaari can't be killed. Not by any of you, anyway. |

Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
51
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Posted - 2012.08.09 18:40:00 -
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Even though his spelling and punctuation seems to of improved overnight leaving himself open to claims of temporary sanity, Mr Vaari has openly admitted to treason and blasphemy.
I'll go get a sharp pointy stick ready to stick Mr Vaari's vile head on in case Cardinal Graelyn requires it.
Mra Rednu, Hero of Amarr |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
111
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Posted - 2012.08.09 18:43:00 -
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Mra Rednu wrote: Even though his spelling and punctuation seems to of improved overnight leaving himself open to claims of temporary sanity, Mr Vaari has openly admitted to treason and blasphemy.
I'll go get a sharp pointy stick ready to stick Mr Vaari's vile head on in case Cardinal Graelyn requires it.
Mra Rednu, Hero of Amarr
I have not. It is ridiculous accusation that I, Lord Vaari could do such a thing. I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God. |

Azdan Amith
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
99
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Posted - 2012.08.09 20:32:00 -
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Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to chest beating and complaining.
I have provided you the courtesy of fixing your statement. Free of charge as I consider it humanitarian work. |

Dilaro thagriin
Cobalt Omega PMC
80
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Posted - 2012.08.10 02:38:00 -
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Y'know, I never thought i'd be saying this.
Graelyn, you have just brought a smile to a bitter old man's face. Antiquarian. Get those ISK ready. I have a feeling that the cardinal is going to want them, and soon. |

Benjamin Eastwood
78
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Posted - 2012.08.10 04:46:00 -
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Sounds like someone is suffering from neural degeneration. "Endless ISK, the sinews of war" |

entroncas
Catalina Operations and Logistics Division The Kadeshi
7
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Posted - 2012.08.10 10:58:00 -
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Vaari, when was the last time you upgraded your clone? seems to me you have lost some skill points on sanity |

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1062
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Posted - 2012.08.10 11:40:00 -
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Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God.
You forgot to mention the time and energy you commit to self-aggrandisement.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
73
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Posted - 2012.08.10 17:59:00 -
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It's not like every Amarr isn't guilty of that at some point. |
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
116
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Posted - 2012.08.10 18:40:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:I know I shouldn't even be watching this wreck in the making, much less enjoying it but, I somehow can't help myself!
P.S. The ice upon which you're skating is very thin, Vaari. You should stop. Now.
So, now minmatar wench is joining to Sir Graelyn to threaten me. I have said this to Sir Graelyn, and you are definetly not any different. I do not fear you. Every member of my corporation will gladly throw their lives in battle before letting me to be trophy of one such as you. |

Azdan Amith
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
107
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Posted - 2012.08.10 18:42:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Every member of my corporation will gladly throw their lives in battle before....
These are infamous last words, Mister Vaari. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
116
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Posted - 2012.08.10 18:42:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God. You forgot to mention the time and energy you commit to self-aggrandisement.
True. How fortunate I am when I have servitor like you to remind me. It seems It is impossible for me to say anything without you saying something, so we might as well start negotiating you joining the Iphar. That way we can give you appropriate title and salary for serving me as a personal squire and reminder of important things. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
116
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Posted - 2012.08.10 18:45:00 -
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Azdan Amith wrote:Vaari wrote:Every member of my corporation will gladly throw their lives in battle before.... These are infamous last words, Mister Vaari.
Lord Vaari. I do not seek battle with those serving the Empire, but im being cornered here. Sir Graelyn know very well that members of nobility will never step back when their honor is at the stake and he is using it to create dissent between those who serve her majesty. |

Mardon Hashur
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16
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Posted - 2012.08.10 20:06:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Azdan Amith wrote:Vaari wrote:Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari. It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress. Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless. Im not blasphemer, nor ever will be. I, of course will be lesser than her majesty in every aspect. Im her most humble and trustworthy subject.
HUMBLE! YOU! Please stop lying to us. In two post you have made your self out to be one of the greatest men of all time.
Sincerly Mardon Hashur |

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1063
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Posted - 2012.08.10 21:04:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Rodj Blake wrote:Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God. You forgot to mention the time and energy you commit to self-aggrandisement. True. How fortunate I am when I have servitor like you to remind me. It seems It is impossible for me to say anything without you saying something, so we might as well start negotiating you joining the Iphar. That way we can give you appropriate title and salary for serving me as a personal squire and reminder of important things.
I, Admiral Blake of PIE, Faithful Servant of the Empress and before her Emperors Doriam II and Heideran VII, Guardian of the Speakers of Truth, Securer of Sarum Prime, Bagodan and Hama, Upholder of Charitable Deeds, Defender of Diplomacy, Model Subject of the Empire, Sword of the Theology Council, have no need of your made-up titles. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
116
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Posted - 2012.08.10 21:43:00 -
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Each and every one of my glorious and prestigious titles are well deserved. You are just jealous when you are nos nearly as majestic as I, Lord Vaari am.
I hope you some day regain your mind and can see how we are at the same side. Maybe you should talk with the Defesores Fidei. They have excellent negotiators and im sure they can make you to see your errors if you just give them chance. With all due respect of course, admiral. |

Kithrus
Deus Fides Empire Curatores Veritatis Alliance
217
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Posted - 2012.08.10 22:14:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Each and every one of my glorious and prestigious titles are well deserved. You are just jealous when you are nos nearly as majestic as I, Lord Vaari am.
I hope you some day regain your mind and can see how we are at the same side. Maybe you should talk with the Defesores Fidei. They have excellent negotiators and im sure they can make you to see your errors if you just give them chance. With all due respect of course, admiral.
Defesores Fidei Will not help you |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
116
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Posted - 2012.08.10 22:28:00 -
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Kithrus wrote:Vaari wrote:Each and every one of my glorious and prestigious titles are well deserved. You are just jealous when you are nos nearly as majestic as I, Lord Vaari am.
I hope you some day regain your mind and can see how we are at the same side. Maybe you should talk with the Defesores Fidei. They have excellent negotiators and im sure they can make you to see your errors if you just give them chance. With all due respect of course, admiral. Defesores Fidei Will not help you
I dont need help. |

Diana Kim
Wolfsbrigade Lost Obsession
78
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Posted - 2012.08.10 22:45:00 -
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Ruby Amatucci wrote:Lord Vaari can't be killed. Not by any of you, anyway. His death is hidden in a needle, that is in an egg, that is in a duck that is in a hare that sits in a golden chest that was buried under oak tree in a lonely unhabited island on a long forgotten planet in nullsec. |
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Mardon Hashur
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
19
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Posted - 2012.08.10 23:04:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Kithrus wrote:Vaari wrote:Each and every one of my glorious and prestigious titles are well deserved. You are just jealous when you are nos nearly as majestic as I, Lord Vaari am.
I hope you some day regain your mind and can see how we are at the same side. Maybe you should talk with the Defesores Fidei. They have excellent negotiators and im sure they can make you to see your errors if you just give them chance. With all due respect of course, admiral. Defesores Fidei Will not help you I dont need help.
Have fun getting ambushed when all of your allies and so called loyal unto death corp members who number only 23 have left you due to your lack of sanity Mr.Vaari
Please have FUN
Sincerly Mardon Hashur |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
117
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Posted - 2012.08.11 01:45:00 -
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What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me. |

Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
56
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Posted - 2012.08.11 07:07:00 -
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Vaari wrote:What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me.
Don't think anyone deems you important enough to conspire, just a natural reaction which several of the good and the great have.
Mra Rednu, hero of the Amarr. |

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1065
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Posted - 2012.08.11 07:57:00 -
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Vaari wrote:What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me.
PIE members are perfectly entitled to insult and denounce you, given your failure to work towards a normalisation of standings. Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
118
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Posted - 2012.08.11 08:13:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Vaari wrote:What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me. PIE members are perfectly entitled to insult and denounce you, given your failure to work towards a normalisation of standings.
I have given your very good opportunity to restore standings. Sir Daedalus of the CVA were wise and accepted same offer I gave you, but your corporation rejected it. You simply cannot get any better offer from me. |

Saithe
Southern Cross Empire Flying Dangerous
51
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Posted - 2012.08.11 08:16:00 -
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So basically, a bunch of 'special needs' people are keyboard warrioring against each other because Self Destruct is currently broken. Did I read this correct?
Oh, and I suppose I will play along. I am Saithe, Master Thief, Information Gatherer, Spy Master 007, Navy Domi Poem Writer.
Holy **** I think my brain exploded brb. |

Mardon Hashur
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2012.08.11 13:39:00 -
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Vaari wrote:What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me.
There is no conspiracy here Mr.Vaari. Just some people who think that the hole where your eye was has had some, lets say side effects, on your cognitive capacity
Sincerly Mardon Hashur |

Jenny VonLicky
Broken Anvil
0
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Posted - 2012.08.11 15:42:00 -
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This one time at Amarr band camp, I stuck a flute in my Pu.... oops wrong forum |

Damsa Desirah
Rifterlings Ushra'Khan
9
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Posted - 2012.08.14 03:09:00 -
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I will temporarily renounce any Hostilities with PIE or CVA if our combined efforts can silence this man who insists on spouting false titles and thinks himself Equal to Our Beloved Empress.
I speak for myself and not the entirety of Rifterlings or Ushra'Khan. It's not what your Alliance can do for you... It's what you can do to them before they realize you really work for the almighty WormHole God, BoB... |

Kazzzi
Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
137
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Posted - 2012.08.14 12:18:00 -
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In all honesty, Lord Vaari is probably the most pious Amarrian the Empire has to offer. If the rest of the loyalists had half of his zeal, they would have fully conquered the Minmatar years ago. |
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Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
56
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Posted - 2012.08.14 16:14:00 -
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Kazzzi wrote:In all honesty, Lord Vaari is probably the most pious Amarrian the Empire has to offer. If the rest of the loyalists had half of his zeal, they would have fully conquered the Minmatar years ago.
It's a tricky one to be sure, although I doubt it possable to bore ALL the Minmatar into submission, someone along the way would surely need to undock and shoot one or two ? |

entroncas
Catalina Operations and Logistics Division The Kadeshi
10
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Posted - 2012.08.14 18:07:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Rodj Blake wrote:Vaari wrote:What is this conspiracy against me? I wast talking about the head of Concord tampering with my ship defences, and suddenly PIE Inc and Graelyn start threatening me. PIE members are perfectly entitled to insult and denounce you, given your failure to work towards a normalisation of standings. I have given your very good opportunity to restore standings. Sir Daedalus of the CVA were wise and accepted same offer I gave you, but your corporation rejected it. You simply cannot get any better offer from me.
I just loled when i read this. This insignificant capsuler has been a scrub and a oportunist in providence for all those years, he acts and actually self proclaims high priest of provi church, when actually he's just a blasphemer for that church. You have been lucky because you have been dealing with tolerant leaders like Lord Daedalus, if it wasn't the case you probably already being kicked from provi for ages due to your arrogancy and lack of respect towards not only CVA but also PIE. |

Mardon Hashur
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
23
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Posted - 2012.08.16 10:34:00 -
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Even someone Varri has not offended personally in this thread is taking a stab at him! How low can a man like Varri sink
Sincerly Mardon Hashur |

Zanziba'ar
Nova Ops Panda Cave
47
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Posted - 2012.08.17 19:18:00 -
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Your a wanted man.. Mr Varri. I suggest you lay low for a very long time. I'm not the only one who accepted the contract too. But ofcourse you know this. Favorite of god. - Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath |
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