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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr Stardust Heavy Industries Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.12.06 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Naomi Wildfire on 06/12/2010 21:27:50 "The system, under the sovereignty of SanshaÆs Nation, accumulated such a mass of ships that spatial distortions shut down all local communications."
Its ****ton of lag and not some feature. Its aweful if you are trying to find a roleplay reason for it, thats just anoying. It also becomes rediculus that you use "spacial distortions" in every IC written combat report.
Please refuse to use "spacial distortions" in the future and just cut the part about lag.
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Saxton Hale
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Posted - 2010.12.06 21:37:00 -
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tbh you have to explain it somehow when it massively effects the outcome of a battle.
See Aralis and D-G massacre.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.12.06 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: Culmen on 06/12/2010 21:42:05 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of faster then light communications. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all faster-then-light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs influence space time cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts. But the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. and further more why do i even need a sig? |

captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.12.06 21:48:00 -
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Every time I hear "spatial distortion" I think of how much I want to fire those people and burn their ships.
Don't use it. It's extremely infuriating.
Originally by: CCP Zulu You're assuming I read threads before I turdpost in them :)
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Green-Core The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.12.06 23:48:00 -
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Originally by: Naomi Wildfire Edited by: Naomi Wildfire on 06/12/2010 21:27:50 "The system, under the sovereignty of SanshaÆs Nation, accumulated such a mass of ships that spatial distortions shut down all local communications."
Its ****ton of lag and not some feature. Its aweful if you are trying to find a roleplay reason for it, thats just anoying. It also becomes rediculus that you use "spacial distortions" in every IC written combat report.
Please refuse to use "spacial distortions" in the future and just cut the part about lag.
Quit loading up systems until the spatial distortions occur - then they won't have to write about it. --Vel
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Adunh Slavy
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Posted - 2010.12.07 00:25:00 -
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Yeah it's kinda silly to give it an IC reason. Can I get an IC reason for the giant ASCII ***** in local chat too?
Oh wait, it's a WTB, nvm.
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Zitus
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2010.12.07 04:41:00 -
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Edited by: Zitus on 07/12/2010 04:41:58
Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 06/12/2010 21:49:44 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of faster then light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all faster-then-light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
Get this man a medal. That is hilariously awesome.
Also, they say "spatial distortion" in order to let the RP crowd not have an aneurysm. It doesn't seem as pretty to say "Yeah, lots of pilots went there and the node lagged to ****." on a game wide news article. You think WoW uses meta game terms when they report on something?
For srs man, In Soviet Russia Program get with you... ------------------ I'm not sure if my eyes are actually bleeding, or if it's merely my brain bleeding out through my eye sockets, but either way, it hurts to read what you just wrote |

BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.12.07 04:53:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of faster then light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all faster-then-light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
Agreeing with above, this is amazing, I hope IC gets on board and starts using this in the articles. Great work!
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Green Daemon
54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry Kugutsumen.
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Posted - 2010.12.07 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 06/12/2010 21:49:44 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of faster then light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all faster-then-light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
I approve of this post. 
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Chopper Rollins
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.12.07 05:02:00 -
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Faster-then-light / than light Mute point / Moot point For all intensive puposes / intents and purposes
These and other 'Herp derp i'm typing lol' moments are the reason i never read any of the aforementioned material. Not because i'm never interested, but because bad writing makes my eyes bleed.
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Sardon Darkstar
Caldari 0ne Percent.
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Posted - 2010.12.07 09:50:00 -
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Originally by: Chopper Rollins 'Herp derp i'm typing lol' moments
This made me lol.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2010.12.07 09:58:00 -
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Originally by: Sardon Darkstar
Originally by: Chopper Rollins 'Herp derp i'm typing lol' moments
This made me lol.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.12.07 10:13:00 -
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Originally by: Adunh Slavy Yeah it's kinda silly to give it an IC reason. Can I get an IC reason for the giant ASCII ***** in local chat too?
They're RPing a muptard.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Jane Vyre
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Posted - 2010.12.07 10:46:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 07/12/2010 05:15:32 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of Faster-Than-Light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all Faster-Than-Light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
I love these kinds of post :)
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Mihali
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.12.07 10:53:00 -
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A NC member complaining about lag? Your coalition is know to use it as a valid tactic. I wouldn't complain to CCP mate.
Stop messing with my slack, pinko. Praise Bob! |

Saelie
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Posted - 2010.12.07 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 07/12/2010 05:15:32 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of Faster-Than-Light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all Faster-Than-Light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
If you were in my corp I'd give you a medal for this. I wholly approve.
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Black Dranzer
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.12.07 11:20:00 -
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You can probably blame me for this.
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Fulbert
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.12.07 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
The Jump portal generators are kinda LAG weapons, aren't they? -------------------------------- Fulbert. Miner - Industrialist |

Double Dee
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.12.07 11:39:00 -
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dear naomi wildfire who likes to qq all over the forums,
lol
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Meridith Akesia
Tempest Legion Ghost Syndicate.
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Posted - 2010.12.07 12:23:00 -
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dear Double Dee who likes to ****post all over the forums,
Your pathetic.
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Hroya
Gallente TerraNovae
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Posted - 2010.12.07 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 07/12/2010 05:15:32 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of Faster-Than-Light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all Faster-Than-Light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
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Flein Sopp
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Posted - 2010.12.07 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 07/12/2010 05:15:32 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of Faster-Than-Light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all Faster-Than-Light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
Best post ever.
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CCP Spitfire

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Posted - 2010.12.07 13:03:00 -
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Offtopic posts removed.
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Shiptoaster
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Posted - 2010.12.07 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Saxton Hale tbh you have to explain it somehow when it massively effects the outcome of a battle.
They should of just told it like it is.
"Over a thousand idiots tried to fight eachother even though they knew as an absolute certainty the node would crash.
One thing we know for an absolute certainty is that these idiot will spend half their day doing the same exact thing soon."
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VC General
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Posted - 2010.12.07 19:44:00 -
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It's pretty ridiculous to blame players for the lag. CCP's whole angle when it comes to Eve's uniqueness among MMO's is that there's only one world, and thousands of players can be in the same place at the same time. If there's no hardware that can back that up, and the software bugs out even when there's enough hardware power, then that's a case of CCP biting off more than it can chew.
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L'Informatore
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Posted - 2010.12.07 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 07/12/2010 05:15:32 Latent Ansible Gravitation(L.A.G) is a phenomenon originating from the use of Faster-Than-Light communications. Modern Faster-Than-Light communications relies on the entangle meant of two quantum bits. This entangle has been found to exert a subtle influence on local space time. Under ordinary circumstances the effect is minimal, however each entangled pair actually has a latent effect on local space time.
In extreme circumstances the gravitation has been known to form something that is known as a "Space-Time Node" in which the effects begin to compound. This on it's own has minimal effect, however excessive weapons fire and ship action has been known to destabilize these "Nodes" resulting in what many capsuleers call a "Node Crash".
Preservation of causality is essential for all Faster-Than-Light activities. But in a "node crash" situation, the entangled pairs cause such perturbation that time actually reverses erratically across a system. This time reversal is more commonly known as "Rollback" and has been reported on multiple occasions.
In addition during this period, all entangled bits begin spew random bits, rather then a coherent data stream. This in effect overloads a Capsuleer's neural pathways. Thus an immediate Disconnect must be affected in order to prevent irreparable brain damage.
The Node Crash leaves a lasting effect on local space times, in effect leaving it unusable for time periods between several minutes to a few hours. In a worse case scenario, ansible traffic generated from the Node Crash can feed back over the entire capsuleer communication network. This overloads the communication's servers governing interstellar commerce causing a "Server Crash" For this reason, the use or research of LAG weapons has been outlawed by the Yulai Convention. Any attempt to use one is grounds for immediate revocation of the offender's pilot's license. Despite this, LAG weapons are suspected to have been deployed in several inter-alliance conflicts.
Dear IC: Please start using L.A.G. as an RP Feature.
Also, best post ever. You rock.
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JC Anderson
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.12.07 20:34:00 -
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As others have mentioned, the ic is required to remain in character via rp at all times. This includes both in written stories and while in-game.
Failure to rp the part and remain in-character can result in being booted from the ic. This means that anything and everything must be explained from an rp standpoint regardless of technical issues.
They are just doing their job.
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Koas Deston
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Posted - 2010.12.07 20:38:00 -
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So Naomi, Do you feel the message 'You cannot warp there because natural phenomena are disrupting the warp' is, as you put it rediculous? Because thats also using RP to cover game mechanics.
I feel the added layer of immersion, even if just an error message helps tremendously. There's already tons of immersion breaking things in game already, this is hardly one to complain about. |
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ISD Stephan Lau
ISD Interstellar Correspondents

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Posted - 2010.12.07 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Naomi Wildfire Edited by: Naomi Wildfire on 06/12/2010 21:27:50 "The system, under the sovereignty of SanshaÆs Nation, accumulated such a mass of ships that spatial distortions shut down all local communications."
Its ****ton of lag and not some feature. Its aweful if you are trying to find a roleplay reason for it, thats just anoying. It also becomes rediculus that you use "spacial distortions" in every IC written combat report.
Please refuse to use "spacial distortions" in the future and just cut the part about lag.
Greetings Naomi,
The term 'spacial distortions' allows for a more interesting read than 'lag', it is a universal method of describing such events within the IC.
However, if you feel that you can bring a more appropriate word to the table, and write less 'annoying' sentences, your more than welcome to apply to the ISD IC division, we are always on the lookout for more reporters!
~ Stephan Lau
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BeanBagKing
Terra Incognita Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.12.07 20:55:00 -
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Originally by: ISD Stephan Lau if you feel that you can bring a more appropriate word to the table...
Ignoring OP and quoting the important part, someone above already has, and players seem to agree it's the most epic "RP" description of lag ever made. I hope you take it under consideration. People shouldn't have to apply to a full ISD position to make a single useful contribution.
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