Goonswarm Federation is a massive 0.0 (nullsec) Alliance comprised of 40+ corporations, thousands of civilized, educated, sensitive, and well-mannered men and women. Convo me ingame to get your application started.

Goonswarm Federation is a massive 0.0 (nullsec) Alliance comprised of 40+ corporations, thousands of civilized, educated, sensitive, and well-mannered men and women. Convo me ingame to get your application started.

I'm sure whether to laugh or choke at that list of lies....

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

Technically it's all true.

We have that many corporations.
We are massive (I ate half a tub of cheese balls this weekend).
The vast majority of our members keep to themselves and will probably never even be seen in a PvP op, so there's your civilized, educated, sensative and well mannered goons. Shame that it's us assholes that actually run things.

IRC is pretty cool dudes.

Frankly I'm sure you could carve out a tolerable group of people to deal with in any of the big 0.0 Alliances, even the Goons.

IRC may not be very immature, but you're like -A- in that you're not very interested in goodfights unless your win is guaranteed.

I can't speak for all 0.0 alliances, but I'd say that most of them are very tolerable, at least toward their own members. You can obviously ignore smack in local.

Have you been on the internet long? After a while you develop a callus against it's more abrasive aspects.

IRC may not be very immature, but you're like -A- in that you're not very interested in goodfights unless your win is guaranteed.

Goons hate everyone including themselves, I think..

Well what -A- does is hole up until they get a "gud fight". IRC, in general, doesn't do gud fights at all. We don't have the luxury given our poorness and high carebear population. On the bigger scale we only try to fight when it means something? This is reinforced by our terrible K/L ratio, if we were just fighting the fights we were guaranteed to win I imagine it would be a little higher than 45%.

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

Terrible posters also cannot badpost on our secret forums either because the ubermoderators will stop badposting in its tracks.

I only log on to look scornfully at alliance chat, then log off a few minutes later. I also turned my broadcasts off.

My average play time per week is maybe 10 minutes. **** goons.

yeah, that is completely different from wanting to not hang out with them

Goonswarm Federation is a massive 0.0 (nullsec) Alliance comprised of 40+ corporations, thousands of civilized, educated, sensitive, and well-mannered men and women. Convo me ingame to get your application started.

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

Goonswarm Federation is a massive 0.0 (nullsec) Alliance comprised of 40+ corporations, thousands of civilized, educaed, sensitive, and well-mannered men and women. Convo me ingame to get your application started.

Goonswarm Federation is a massive 0.0 (nullsec) Alliance comprised of 40+ corporations, thousands of civilized, educated, sensitive, and well-mannered men and women. Convo me ingame to get your application started.

Nope.

Nullsec sucks anyways. Why would you ever willingly subject yourself to that trainwreck CCP calls "game content"? It's like wow raiding but without loot, mandatory participation 24/7 and zero progress.

Screw that mess.

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

Seems like this isn't the game for you.
It also seems you're basing your opinion of nullsec entirely off of posts others have made and not any actual experience of yours.

yea. ban list of 50% of 0.0 space citizens prove it

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

Nope.

Nullsec sucks anyways. Why would you ever willingly subject yourself to that trainwreck CCP calls "game content"? It's like wow raiding but without loot, mandatory participation 24/7 and zero progress.

Screw that mess.

Can you name some 0.0 alliances with "mandatory participation 24/7" that aren't IRC?

[ This is reinforced by our terrible K/L ratio, if we were just fighting the fights we were guaranteed to win I imagine it would be a little higher than 45%.

Lies, damned lies and statistics. It only takes a couple - no, just one n00b to totally ruin a kill-board. Mining carriers, anyone?

unless most of gewns is very unlike their public image on the forums....



that being said right now i'm not done shitting around in RvB .. it is going to be a while before i actually want to go back to 0.0 again. i was mostly just curious as to see if there are any decent alliances left.

Lies, damned lies and statistics. It only takes a couple - no, just one n00b to totally ruin a kill-board. Mining carriers, anyone?

There's a guy in Lions of Judah that's a particular fan of triple-boxing PVP carriers and playing station games with them.

Lol, fail @ fact checking.
0/10

As long as you show up when people start torching the CSAAs....

Lies, damned lies and statistics. It only takes a couple - no, just one n00b to totally ruin a kill-board. Mining carriers, anyone?

unless most of gewns is very unlike their public image on the forums....



that being said right now i'm not done shitting around in RvB .. it is going to be a while before i actually want to go back to 0.0 again. i was mostly just curious as to see if there are any decent alliances left.

define "Decent"

not made up of immature homophobic misogynistic trolling twits

LOL, Goons go through great pains to have a negative public image and the Public buys it and hates them, just as they want.

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

You realize you are trolling right now with the OP. You are also **** posting. Are you sure you aren't a Goon?

You realize you are trolling right now with the OP. You are also **** posting. Are you sure you aren't a Goon?

not made up of immature homophobic misogynistic trolling twits

You realize you are trolling right now with the OP. You are also **** posting. Are you sure you aren't a Goon?

Ironically enough, non-CFC/HBC posters seem to regularly be shittier posters.

Why do you say "Goon" like it's a bad thing? What have the Goons ever actually done that's bad?

Ignored their yes yes spot and touched their no no spot?

Why do you say "Goon" like it's a bad thing? What have the Goons ever actually done that's bad?

Why would you want to go to Null.

Just wait a few years and maybe CCP will finally fix that dreg.

Why do you say "Goon" like it's a bad thing? What have the Goons ever actually done that's bad?

What about null needs to be fixed?

stabbed allies in the back

encourage the attitude of "us vs them" with "high sec people vs nullsec people" from being a few random jackoffs to being the modus operandi of the forums making it harder for our game to bring in new players

act like they're the best thing since sliced bread

become the thing which they were created to destroy

How many years ago did goons stab allies in the back?

I'm pretty certain we've done more to bring in new players than miners whining about how unfair it is.

Someone has to be the bad guy for the good of the game. If we're that bad guy, so be it. Step up and do something about it or stop whining and get off the pedestal.

Ironically enough, non-CFC/HBC posters seem to regularly be shittier posters.

less than 1

because miners are the only people in highsec? because engendering "us vs them" attitudes to STYLES OF PLAY is a positive in a sandbox game?

yeah.. because 1 pilot can do something against 1 of the two huge alliances... rrrrriiiigght.

how about you grow a set of balls and RESET EVERYONE.

Who? Name names.

the entire ******* northern coalition you ignorant ****.

how about you grow a set of balls and RESET EVERYONE.

I can see you'll not be a diplomat for us.

I'm prretty fine with this, EVEO poster.

Oh, you mean the NC which refused to listen to the advise we gave them? The NC which refused us when we offered to help them make their fleet composition etc not suck all the dicks on the way to the parking lot? That northern coalition?

Former Morsus Mihi EVEO poster, actually. A bitter, former Morsus Mihi EVEO poster, from the looks of things.

yeah.. our fleets were ****.. that is why we flattened... 7? 8? incarnations of trizoo....

because engendering "us vs them" attitudes to STYLES OF PLAY is a positive in a sandbox game?

not made up of immature homophobic misogynistic trolling twits

but even if i wasn't former RAWR .. i wouldn't fly with test.. every time i've seen them in game it has been a bunch of 12 year olds

stabbed allies in the back

encourage the attitude of "us vs them" with "high sec people vs nullsec people" from being a few random jackoffs to being the modus operandi of the forums making it harder for our game to bring in new players

act like they're the best thing since sliced bread

become the thing which they were created to destroy

because engendering "us vs them" attitudes to STYLES OF PLAY is a positive in a sandbox game?

the entire ******* northern coalition you ignorant ****.

2. Highsec started the war, if you'll recall, by demanding that to which they were not entitled.

.

Wait... you are in RvB that is about as "us vs them" as it gets.

um... RvB isn't a holy war.. it's for fun.

That's exactly what we do, and that's exactly why Goons exist. We just play on a different level.

because engendering "us vs them" attitudes to STYLES OF PLAY is a positive in a sandbox game?

no.. their actions reveal that they are quite different. RvB doesn't wage war against other people's playstyles, or declare them inferior for playing the game in a different way.

no.. their actions reveal that they are quite different. RvB doesn't wage war against other people's playstyles, or declare them inferior for playing the game in a different way.

Most of Goonswarm doesn't give a **** about highsec or how you play the game.

you may wish to seek therapy for those delusions you have



um... RvB isn't a holy war.. it's for fun.

You're the one with the delusions.

no.. their actions reveal that they are quite different. RvB doesn't wage war against other people's playstyles, or declare them inferior for playing the game in a different way.

Pleased to meet you fellow internet spaceships player! My name's Xinivrae, and I'm from the corporation GoonWaffe, which is part of the Goonswarm Federation alliance. Some of my favorite activities are market trading, production, and other industry related things. I even take a skiff out every once in a while and pew some rocks when the mood strikes me.

What are your favorite things to do in game?

otherworld enterprises (Chribba alliance) is all about mature people but i eared it's alliance chat lacks of content

Word on the street is that CVA and The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx are right-honourable organizations and exercise e-bushido at all times.

What about null needs to be fixed?

Morsus Mihi was what exactly? Yeah I could ask on jabber but might as well do it here so more people can understand the perspective that poster is coming from.

Oh I see, they reset everyone (but RZR) then went to delve and ... died or something in 2011? Ah, now I understand why they want us to reset everyone, it's so that we'll start down the step to dying. The good ol' give bad advice to your enemy thing

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

I don't like the bad things listed in the OP but I don't think it makes a lot of sense to immerse yourself in a game or culture where these things are rampant and frankly endemic, then shriek like a cold, shrill witch about it.

It's like turning on a stove burner, putting your hand on it, and getting really upset and complaining loudly when you get burned. You know what you're getting into when you play a sci-fi internet spaceship game with a learning curve that only autistic shut-ins can bear and weather.

You're not going to find a lot of 0.0 corps that cater directly to your delicate sensibilities because only the directorate of a hi-sec corp with no holdings could possibly have the time or the CARE to police the words and attitudes of its members.

that's cute.. you think everyone in game is like you and has always been like you. oh and nice way to demonstrate that you are exactly the type of can't-get-laid-so-i-hate-women fuckstick i don't like to hang out with.

The irony is after this absolute trainwreck of a thread, the OP couldn't get into Test/Goons/RZR/any of those other "immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic troll" alliances. Why? Because he's acting like a 12-year-old on Xbox Live.

I can just feel the anger radiating from this post.
Whatever did we do to deserve your ire?

The irony is after this absolute trainwreck of a thread, the OP couldn't get into Test/Goons/RZR/any of those other "immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic troll" alliances. Why? Because he's acting like a 12-year-old on Xbox Live.

i didn't know that i was calling everyone fags who's mothers i ****** while smoking fat spliff. that's news to me.

you keep using "we" .. razor is not goons

though i refused to follow TGRAD to razor because of goons.


goons are shitting up eve.

See, now that I think about it, the only adjectives from your original post that I haven't yet figured apply to you are "homophobic" and "misogynistic".

The rest, however, are rather apt.

Also, we're Goon pets, that's "common knowledge", didn't you know?

yes i know you're goon pets. i have a problem with goons and test, not all of CFC.

I know it's hard to think in terms outside of what you knew when you were in the NC, but we don't have pets. We have allies.

that's cute.. you think everyone in game is like you and has always been like you. oh and nice way to demonstrate that you are exactly the type of can't-get-laid-so-i-hate-women fuckstick i don't like to hang out with.

i didn't know that i was calling everyone fags who's mothers i ****** while smoking fat spliff. that's news to me.

Of course it's serious. It's ******* internet spaceships. What could possibly be more important?

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

Goonie-dom is perfect for tweens with leftover tip money from their Dominos delivery job after buying a six-pack of Bud.

Oh, and for disgraced lawyers.

Yeah, it's not like us weaker allies could overwhelm GSF if we really wanted to and banded together for it.

please do it.

please do it.

Why? It's a mutually beneficial arrangement.

It is human nature to see and expect the best out of cultures and groups that we like and see and expect the worst out of the ones we don't. Its where things like nationalism and racism come from.

That's very deep. Did the other hippies at the commune like it when you ran it by them?

There's a reason I'm the one who gets to wear the tie-dye regalia.

Maybe you should. You might even change your mind. Imagine that.

And if not, you can catch a ratting Tengu and awox it, and laughs will be had by all (well, most).

Clearly no one can attain...

Neither the compass of your experience nor ability are absolute.

I see goons still have the knack for hogging the limelight in other peoples legit threads :P

Maybe you should. You might even change your mind. Imagine that.

And if not, you can catch a ratting Tengu and awox it, and laughs will be had by all (well, most).

Would you believe me if I told you, once upon a time the Goons weren't permitted to post on EVE-O?

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?

hey there denidil i haven't had a chance to read the rest of this thread yet but i encourage you to check out goonswarm

o7 m8

msg me in game- i can help you get in :)

like i thought i mentioned elsewhere.. i am not done in rvb yet.. still got a bunch of ships to get blown up :P

... aren't made up of immature shitposting homophobic misogynistic trolls?

and if they do still exist... friendly to a us tz player with a life?