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Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 10:51:00 - [1] The Charles Ponzi School of Business Completely Uncollateralized, Unaudited, Very Complex, But Actually Not Fraudulent Investment System is a system of investments that are designed uniquely be Win-Win-Win for investors, the manager, and customers. And by "Win", I mean "Make Tons of Money". And by "Make Tons of Money" I mean "4%". This is the second of the bonds issued. Hence the title "Bond #2". I know that's enough for some of you, but for the rest, continue reading in this thread. The terms are the same, except this bond has a fixed rate of 4%. Also I answered some questions over here. Long story short I received more interest in making goon loans than I expected, and I undersized my first bond, since I didn't think that MD would be all that receptive to the concept. Current portfolio: 1) 500m in Coonfleet shares (50 shares @ 10m a share), est dividends of ~7%/month, irregularly paid 2) 2 Billion in a loan to a Goon (Goon K) @ 10%/month interest, 1 month duration. 3) 2.5 Billion in a loan to a Goon (Goon R) @ 10%/month interest, 4 month duration. 4) Cash: 100m. tl;dr I'm selling bonds that I'm going to be reinvesting in Goonswarm investments that you people just don't have access to. Each bond is worth 100 Million isk, and will receive an interest payment once a month. Probably on or about the 15th of every month. I can call your bond at any time. You'll get paid the interest for that month in full if I do.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 10:59:00 - [2] I don't see the amount of this bond anywhere. Does this mean you let go of the idea of only doing a 1B expansion and does it also mean this has no maximum investment?
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:03:00 - [3] Originally by: flakeys I don't see the amount of this bond anywhere. Does this mean you let go of the idea of only doing a 1B expansion and does it also mean this has no maximum investment? Actually, I didn't really put a number on it, and I don't think I ever said 1b. Sorry if you thought so. Honestly I'm expecting about a ton of flames for doing this so quickly after the last bond, so I want to keep the option to "move the goalpost" and save face if I get an underwhelming demand. That's why I didn't put down a maximum.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:06:00 - [4] Edited by: flakeys on 14/02/2011 11:05:41 Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: flakeys I don't see the amount of this bond anywhere. Does this mean you let go of the idea of only doing a 1B expansion and does it also mean this has no maximum investment? Actually, I didn't really put a number on it, and I don't think I ever said 1b. Sorry if you thought so. Honestly I'm expecting about a ton of flames for doing this so quickly after the last bond, so I want to keep the option to "move the goalpost" and save face if I get an underwhelming demand. That's why I didn't put down a maximum. You are right i need a reading comprehension book soontm.Would you be willing to make a max investment to this and also ask your previous investors if they feel comfortable with the max amount you choose ?
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:08:00 - [5] Originally by: flakeys You are right i need a reading comprehension book soontm.Would you be willing to make a max investment to this and also ask your previous investors if they feel comfortable with the max amount you choose ? I'm really never going to say "PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME MORE MONEY AT 4%". That being said, I'd have to work at making more than 20-25b in loans in the next two weeks (which I'd need to do to have interest coming in for the payment on the next 15th), so to keep this low effort, I'd stop there.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:43:00 - [6] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: flakeys You are right i need a reading comprehension book soontm.Would you be willing to make a max investment to this and also ask your previous investors if they feel comfortable with the max amount you choose ? I'm really never going to say "PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME MORE MONEY AT 4%". That being said, I'd have to work at making more than 20-25b in loans in the next two weeks (which I'd need to do to have interest coming in for the payment on the next 15th), so to keep this low effort, I'd stop there. Fair and honest , but with a high cap on max investment i would like to withdraw my previous offer i made this morning in your other thread. Still , good luck on this.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:50:00 - [7] Originally by: flakeys Fair and honest , but with a high cap on max investment i would like to withdraw my previous offer i made this morning in your other thread. Still , good luck on this. Fair enough. The odds of even getting close to that cap are quite long. Perhaps if all of MD scurries from this offer like Cockroaches from the light we could work something out.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 11:52:00 - [8] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: flakeys Fair and honest , but with a high cap on max investment i would like to withdraw my previous offer i made this morning in your other thread. Still , good luck on this. Fair enough. The odds of even getting close to that cap are quite long. Perhaps if all of MD scurries from this offer like Cockroaches from the light we could work something out. If there appears no appeal what so ever to invest from others then sure.
Tergum Vigilo	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:00:00 - [9] Ill take a block of 100m. Dividends will be sent to Electus Ereptor pending continuation of your Bad Bobby clause for this bond.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:16:00 - [10] Originally by: Tergum Vigilo Ill take a block of 100m. Dividends will be sent to Electus Ereptor pending continuation of your Bad Bobby clause for this bond. As should be obvious to you kalrand , this is the person who used the character lethal entrepeneur to recently scam.He's just trying to get some extra attention as we know all the small time scammers allways do , hell might as well call him General Newbold . I wanted to point this out in case it was not clear yet.If you take his offer or not is fully up to you offcourse.

Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:30:00 - [11] Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Tergum Vigilo Ill take a block of 100m. Dividends will be sent to Electus Ereptor pending continuation of your Bad Bobby clause for this bond. As should be obvious to you kalrand , this is the person who used the character lethal entrepeneur to recently scam.He's just trying to get some extra attention as we know all the small time scammers allways do , hell might as well call him General Newbold . I wanted to point this out in case it was not clear yet.If you take his offer or not is fully up to you offcourse. Yea, I'm well aware of who he is. My policy is "I don't care where or how you got your money." You can be Bad Bobby, IT alliance, or karttoon, and I'm not going to play internet space sheriff and get all vigilante with their investment. I think the 100m offer is genuine, and yes, to get attention.
Caldariftw123	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:31:00 - [12] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Tergum Vigilo Ill take a block of 100m. Dividends will be sent to Electus Ereptor pending continuation of your Bad Bobby clause for this bond. As should be obvious to you kalrand , this is the person who used the character lethal entrepeneur to recently scam.He's just trying to get some extra attention as we know all the small time scammers allways do , hell might as well call him General Newbold . I wanted to point this out in case it was not clear yet.If you take his offer or not is fully up to you offcourse. Yea, I'm well aware of who he is. My policy is "I don't care where or how you got your money." You can be Bad Bobby, IT alliance, or karttoon, and I'm not going to play internet space sheriff and get all vigilante with their investment. I think the 100m offer is genuine, and yes, to get attention. Sad, because I think you'd look real cute in a cowboy hat with a nice gold badge Saying "SHERRIF" ..
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:36:00 - [13] Originally by: Caldariftw123 Sad, because I think you'd look real cute in a cowboy hat with a nice gold badge Saying "SHERRIF" .. I try not to bring that weekend up in public...
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:38:00 - [14] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Tergum Vigilo Ill take a block of 100m. Dividends will be sent to Electus Ereptor pending continuation of your Bad Bobby clause for this bond. As should be obvious to you kalrand , this is the person who used the character lethal entrepeneur to recently scam.He's just trying to get some extra attention as we know all the small time scammers allways do , hell might as well call him General Newbold . I wanted to point this out in case it was not clear yet.If you take his offer or not is fully up to you offcourse. Yea, I'm well aware of who he is. My policy is "I don't care where or how you got your money." You can be Bad Bobby, IT alliance, or karttoon, and I'm not going to play internet space sheriff and get all vigilante with their investment. I think the 100m offer is genuine, and yes, to get attention. The goood thing from this probably will be people will not invest because of this then the fact you are a goon
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 12:41:00 - [15] Originally by: flakeys Originally by: Kalrand Yea, I'm well aware of who he is. My policy is "I don't care where or how you got your money." You can be Bad Bobby, IT alliance, or karttoon, and I'm not going to play internet space sheriff and get all vigilante with their investment. I think the 100m offer is genuine, and yes, to get attention. The goood thing from this probably will be people will not invest because of this then the fact you are a goon That too. And someone will realize that "Bernie Ebbers" is my alt, and someone one else will point out that the CPSoB in the title stands for Charles Ponzi School of Business, etc etc. My offers throw off more red flags than a communist marching band.
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.14 16:44:00 - [16] So, I don't remember if this was covered in the first bond, but... audit?
GreasyCarl Semah	Posted - 2011.02.14 21:05:00 - [17] I am disappointed in the name of this bond offering and am afraid that I cannot invest at this time, good sir. However, I will be interested in any offering that has the words "**** investors in the mouth" in the name. Good day
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 22:13:00 - [18] Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane So, I don't remember if this was covered in the first bond, but... audit? It'd need to be another goon, since "Kalrand" has a bunch of permissions in Goonswarm that can't be public.
Florestan Bronstein	Posted - 2011.02.14 22:24:00 - [19] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane So, I don't remember if this was covered in the first bond, but... audit? It'd need to be another goon, since "Kalrand" has a bunch of permissions in Goonswarm that can't be public. Can't you get The Mittani to audit you and post his report here?
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.14 22:34:00 - [20] Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane So, I don't remember if this was covered in the first bond, but... audit? Why backpeddling? weren't offering to underwrite the bond in another Thread?

Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 22:46:00 - [21] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 14/02/2011 22:37:51 Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane So, I don't remember if this was covered in the first bond, but... audit? Why backpeddling? weren't you offering to underwrite the bond in another Thread? I don't think he was serious about the auditor here, but I do think other people might share that concern, so I answered it like it was serious.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.14 23:11:00 - [22] Originally by: GreasyCarl Semah I am disappointed in the name of this bond offering and am afraid that I cannot invest at this time, good sir. However, I will be interested in any offering that has the words "** investors in the mouth" in the name. Good day I almost made a new thread titled "** Investors In the Mouth Bond Offering". Almost. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.15 02:21:00 - [23] I'm just going to remind people that this is actually a totally serious, overly optimistic, very early, but actually serious expansion offer. And is still valid.
Breaker77 Gallente Reclamation Industries	Posted - 2011.02.15 02:28:00 - [24] Give me a few days, I might have some ISK to toss your way. Depends on how fast I get paid.
egola Amarr	Posted - 2011.02.15 05:40:00 - [25] shoe me in for 2b
Companion Qube Minmatar Electron Conservation Inc	Posted - 2011.02.15 05:55:00 - [26] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: GreasyCarl Semah I am disappointed in the name of this bond offering and am afraid that I cannot invest at this time, good sir. However, I will be interested in any offering that has the words "** investors in the mouth" in the name. Good day I almost made a new thread titled "** Investors In the Mouth Bond Offering". Almost. See, if you engage in MD rep grinding you can do these things unironically and be congratulated for it. Welcome to thee internetspacebuxonline metagame. drunkpoasting best poasting
Fred Freedom GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.15 06:13:00 - [27] Originally by: Companion Qube Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: GreasyCarl Semah I am disappointed in the name of this bond offering and am afraid that I cannot invest at this time, good sir. However, I will be interested in any offering that has the words "** investors in the mouth" in the name. Good day I almost made a new thread titled "** Investors In the Mouth Bond Offering". Almost. See, if you engage in MD rep grinding you can do these things unironically and be congratulated for it. Welcome to thee internetspacebuxonline metagame. What if we're also grinding rep ironically?
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.15 17:59:00 - [28] Originally by: Companion Qube Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: GreasyCarl Semah I am disappointed in the name of this bond offering and am afraid that I cannot invest at this time, good sir. However, I will be interested in any offering that has the words "** investors in the mouth" in the name. Good day I almost made a new thread titled "** Investors In the Mouth Bond Offering". Almost. See, if you engage in MD rep grinding you can do these things unironically and be congratulated for it. Welcome to thee internetspacebuxonline metagame. Tell me about the EVE metagame :allears: Two Shots Goonwaffe
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.15 22:00:00 - [29] I'll still offer to, as somebody else put it, underwrite this. I think I'd have to limit my own liability on that to about 10b though.
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.15 22:35:00 - [30] Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I'll still offer to, as somebody else put it, underwrite this. I think I'd have to limit my own liability on that to about 10b though. But why should anyone trust your investment techniques? you were recently scammed investing in a similar un-audited, rapid expansion Bond. Your creditability as an underwriter is shady to say the least. (i.e. you have made bad choices in the past & by the looks of the above quoted post, you continue to make bad choices)

Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.15 23:34:00 - [31] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I'll still offer to, as somebody else put it, underwrite this. I think I'd have to limit my own liability on that to about 10b though. But why should anyone trust your investment techniques? you were recently scammed investing in a similar un-audited, rapid expansion Bond. Your creditability as an underwriter is shady to say the least. (i.e. you have made bad choices in the past & by the looks of the above quoted post, you continue to make bad choices) KalBonds are never a bad choice!
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.16 01:26:00 - [32] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I'll still offer to, as somebody else put it, underwrite this. I think I'd have to limit my own liability on that to about 10b though. But why should anyone trust your investment techniques? you were recently scammed investing in a similar un-audited, rapid expansion Bond. Your creditability as an underwriter is shady to say the least. (i.e. you have made bad choices in the past & by the looks of the above quoted post, you continue to make bad choices) You don't have to trust my investment techniques (and let's face it, the argument could be made that if you did, you wouldn't be giving me a quarter of the 4% Kalrand's paying). For what I was offering, you simply have to trust that -I- will repay my debts. In essence I'm offering a 3% bond, with the stated intent to invest said funds into Kalrand's 4% bond.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 01:43:00 - [33] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I'll still offer to, as somebody else put it, underwrite this. I think I'd have to limit my own liability on that to about 10b though. But why should anyone trust your investment techniques? you were recently scammed investing in a similar un-audited, rapid expansion Bond. Your creditability as an underwriter is shady to say the least. (i.e. you have made bad choices in the past & by the looks of the above quoted post, you continue to make bad choices) As opposed to your scrupulous history of investing in... what, exactly? Two Shots Goonwaffe
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.16 01:56:00 - [34] Originally by: Two Shots As opposed to your scrupulous history of investing in... what, exactly? Anyone with a brain can use there own capitol to make an easy 10% flipping 1 or 2 items a day in jita, its not rocket science champ. so why waste potential earnings locking funds away with a huge risk. i don't invest in any MD schemes coz they are all scams. Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane You don't have to trust my investment techniques (and let's face it, the argument could be made that if you did, you wouldn't be giving me a quarter of the 4% Kalrand's paying). For what I was offering, you simply have to trust that -I- will repay my debts. In essence I'm offering a 3% bond, with the stated intent to invest said funds into Kalrand's 4% bond. EDIT: I should also point out that, yes, unaudited rapid expansion bond from earlier was invested in and I lost the gamble (that I clearly noted was me gambling, and that I did not consider it an investment). The part I gambled in was pre-rapid-expansion there, and perhaps post-rapid-expansion here, but I've got a "real good feeling" about this one! Then why not invest the whole 10b without being an underwriter for the public so to speak. by posting that & Kalrand advocating it, it makes the original offering even more suspect, as you are implying that it will default.
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.16 02:11:00 - [35] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Two Shots As opposed to your scrupulous history of investing in... what, exactly? Anyone with a brain can use there own capitol to make an easy 10% flipping 1 or 2 items a day in jita, its not rocket science champ. so why waste potential earnings locking funds away with a huge risk. i don't invest in any MD schemes coz they are all scams. Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane You don't have to trust my investment techniques (and let's face it, the argument could be made that if you did, you wouldn't be giving me a quarter of the 4% Kalrand's paying). For what I was offering, you simply have to trust that -I- will repay my debts. In essence I'm offering a 3% bond, with the stated intent to invest said funds into Kalrand's 4% bond. EDIT: I should also point out that, yes, unaudited rapid expansion bond from earlier was invested in and I lost the gamble (that I clearly noted was me gambling, and that I did not consider it an investment). The part I gambled in was pre-rapid-expansion there, and perhaps post-rapid-expansion here, but I've got a "real good feeling" about this one! Then why not invest the whole 10b without being an underwriter for the public so to speak. by posting that & Kalrand advocating it, it makes the original offering even more suspect, as you are implying that it will default. I don't have 10b of my own I"m willing to invest, but I'm willing to take 10b from others and invest it with a guarantee that I will repay it. The "Goonswarm" tag under Kalrand's name is basically the reason that I made the offer in the first place, after Kalrand noted ingame that he though some people would be offset from investing simply because "Oh a Goon". I was offering to remove that portion of their concern from them.
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.16 02:44:00 - [36] Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I don't have 10b of my own I"m willing to invest, but I'm willing to take 10b from others and invest it with a guarantee that I will repay it. The "Goonswarm" tag under Kalrand's name is basically the reason that I made the offer in the first place, after Kalrand noted ingame that he though some people would be offset from investing simply because "Oh a Goon". I was offering to remove that portion of their concern from them. You realise that you claimed you dont have 10b & that you can repay 10b in the same post? So introducing yet another set of hands into the equation So it goes: Public-->Deathmourne silvermane-->kalrand-->??? (secret goon investments.) Diluted much?
Companion Qube Minmatar Electron Conservation Inc	Posted - 2011.02.16 03:36:00 - [37] Originally by: Misty McGinnity You realise that you claimed you dont have 10b & that you can repay 10b in the same post? So introducing yet another set of hands into the equation So it goes: Public-->Deathmourne silvermane-->kalrand-->??? (secret goon investments.) Diluted much? Hello angry pervert avatar, how are you today? I'm pretty sure dethmourne has access to 10b if he, say, sold some assets but that he probably doesn't have 10b cash in his wallet that he wants to invest. This is not a difficult logical leap. drunkpoasting best poasting
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.16 03:55:00 - [38] Originally by: Companion Qube Hello angry pervert avatar, how are you today? I'm pretty sure dethmourne has access to 10b if he, say, sold some assets but that he probably doesn't have 10b cash in his wallet that he wants to invest. This is not a difficult logical leap. Hi Two shots, im good and you? (this is not a difficult logical leap) I'm "pretty sure" you haven't got a clue what deathmourne has & hasn't, learn to troll nerd.
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:04:00 - [39] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane I don't have 10b of my own I"m willing to invest, but I'm willing to take 10b from others and invest it with a guarantee that I will repay it. The "Goonswarm" tag under Kalrand's name is basically the reason that I made the offer in the first place, after Kalrand noted ingame that he though some people would be offset from investing simply because "Oh a Goon". I was offering to remove that portion of their concern from them. You realise that you claimed you dont have 10b & that you can repay 10b in the same post? So introducing yet another set of hands into the equation So it goes: Public-->Deathmourne silvermane-->kalrand-->??? (secret goon investments.) Diluted much? I don't have to have 10b. I have to have 3% of 10b, once a month, until such time as I have 10b (and I could technically pay the 10b off in chunks, which is generally how I pay off my debts). Are you stating that 30,000,000 a month is difficult to make?
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:20:00 - [40] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Companion Qube Hello angry pervert avatar, how are you today? I'm pretty sure dethmourne has access to 10b if he, say, sold some assets but that he probably doesn't have 10b cash in his wallet that he wants to invest. This is not a difficult logical leap. Hi Two shots, im good and you? (this is not a difficult logical leap) I'm "pretty sure" you haven't got a clue what deathmourne has & hasn't, learn to troll nerd. Confirming that I am the pubbie spy in Theta Squad, and that you just outed me. Two Shots Goonwaffe

Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:25:00 - [41] ITT: lots of trolls, & no investors due too, obvious scam is too obvious Confirming dethmourne is mad.
Dethmourne Silvermane Gallente Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:27:00 - [42] Mad as in angry or mad as in insane? Because I'd like to get clarification on whether you're saying you're a clever troll or saying I'm a nutjob.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:29:00 - [43] Originally by: Misty McGinnity ITT: lots of trolls, & no investors due too, obvious scam is too obvious Confirming dethmourne is mad. Please stop bumping this thread I don't want the people in goons to know that Cheque Please is my main. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:33:00 - [44] Notice that Misty stopped trying to troll me, and is now after anyone tangentially related to this. Bonds are still for sale! (Should I make a thread for you three to fight in?)
Companion Qube Minmatar Electron Conservation Inc	Posted - 2011.02.16 05:34:00 - [45] Originally by: Misty McGinnity ITT: lots of trolls, & no investors due too, obvious scam is too obvious Confirming dethmourne is mad. I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out! Hi Bitterdog, how are you? drunkpoasting best poasting
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 13:57:00 - [46] Why do I not trust this bank? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:01:00 - [47] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Why do I not trust this bank? 1) this is a bond, not a bank. 2) You should. Look at the title. It's "totally fraud free". This differentiates it from all of the "totally fraud filled" bonds and banks we have on this board.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:08:00 - [48] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Why do I not trust this bank? It could be because you're the most :wtc: pubbie so far to post in the thread. Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari *As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.* Two Shots Goonwaffe
Electus Ereptor	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:10:00 - [49] First off, I wouldn't blame death for investing in my bond. He invested (read: gambled) in good faith for what appeared to be a newer MD trader, and he did so pre-expansion and attempted to withdraw as well as soon as an expansion was announced. (Note, he was the only investor who didn't invest more money in the expansion. Secondly, Deth's proposal as an underwriter is a very smart move. It provides the conveyance of trust towards Kalrand while also allowing him to make a 1% profit on the investments. If you have a problem with Deth'soffering or Kalrand's, move along. Your just making yourself look like an asshat and a troll.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:15:00 - [50] Well, now I trust this Bank- I mean Bond. But one question: will I get a small gain or just have my money borrowed and returned? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

Electus Ereptor	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:21:00 - [51] Edited by: Electus Ereptor on 16/02/2011 15:22:52 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Well, now I trust this Bank- I mean Bond. But one question: will I get a small gain or just have my money borrowed and returned? Are you actually serious? After reading some of your past posts your either have an extra 21st chromosome or you don't read english. EDIT: You can't really congrats yourself btw.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:25:00 - [52] I wasn't congradulating myself, I was congradulating the thread for having 50 posts. It is just that I often get suspiscious of things. But don't mind me. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Electus Ereptor	Posted - 2011.02.16 15:34:00 - [53] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wasn't congradulating myself, I was congradulating the thread for having 50 posts. It is just that I often get suspiscious of things. But don't mind me. Ahh, sorry about the posts comment then. But you should read the OP, it answers your questions.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 16:18:00 - [54] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari But one question: will I get a small gain or just have my money borrowed and returned? You will receive monthly interest payments, and a return of capital at the end of the bond with a final interest payment. So if you put in 1b, you will receive 40m every month, and then 1.04b when your bond is called at the end.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 17:53:00 - [55] Sweet. Where do I sign up? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 17:54:00 - [56] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Sweet. Where do I sign up? ... here.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 18:00:00 - [57] So do I contact you and send you a message in-game and send you ISK daily? Or do I give you my limited API, or what? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Electus Ereptor	Posted - 2011.02.16 18:07:00 - [58] Edited by: Electus Ereptor on 16/02/2011 18:06:51 Originally by: Electus Ereptor Are you actually serious? After reading some of your past posts your either have an extra 21st chromosome or you don't read english.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 18:09:00 - [59] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari So do I contact you and send you a message in-game and send you ISK daily? Or do I give you my limited API, or what? I tend to take isk in lumps, in multiples of 100m. I'm not really set up for a daily deposits. Like I said, this is a bond, not a bank account.
Dr Karsun Gallente Coffee Lovers Brewing Club	Posted - 2011.02.16 18:57:00 - [60] Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them. And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes. Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P

Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 18:59:00 - [61] Originally by: Dr Karsun Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them. And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes. Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this.
Grimhowl Heroes of NewEden	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:06:00 - [62] Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: Dr Karsun Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them. And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes. Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this. To be fair, the OP for both bond threads kind of fishes for it. A fair amount of people likely don't understand that it's satire. I, for one, am highly entertained and I can say in earnest that I started coming back to MD just to read about these efforts. Thanks for making the work day go by easier. Hope you're close to filling this out. I'd invest if I weren't poor and slaving for scraps in a low quality wormhole. I don't want the world, I just want your half.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:11:00 - [63] Originally by: Grimhowl Originally by: Kalrand Originally by: Dr Karsun Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them. And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes. Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this. To be fair, the OP for both bond threads kind of fishes for it. A fair amount of people likely don't understand that it's satire. This blatant failure to recognize goodposting is the primary reason why those people are and shall always be pubbies. The fact that there is a 10 USD (or 500M ISK) barrier to entrance is a relatively minor hurdle in comparison. I suppose it's not that big a deal, though, considering that people have been vainly trying to understand and demoralize goons since forever. Two Shots Goonwaffe
RAW23	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:25:00 - [64] Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:33:00 - [65] Originally by: RAW23 Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else. Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:34:00 - [66] Originally by: Two Shots Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug. Stop being smug.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:43:00 - [67] This is just a reminder that bonds are still available for purchase!
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:56:00 - [68] I only have about 15 Million ISK, so I don't think that I can purchase a Bond. Sorry about that. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:39:00 - [69] Hello? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 20:41:00 - [70] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Hello? Hello.

Von Bonez The Airborne Fleet	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:19:00 - [71] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I only have about 15 Million ISK, so I don't think that I can purchase a Bond. Sorry about that. I'll take your 15m and invest it in this bond
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:28:00 - [72] Is there a cheaper way to purchase one? Or do I have to somehow acquire 100,000,000 ISK? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:35:00 - [73] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Is there a cheaper way to purchase one? Or do I have to somehow acquire 100,000,000 ISK? This bond really isn't an appropriate investment for someone with only a little isk to spare. You'll do much better by just buying better guns for your ratting ship.
Fred Freedom GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 22:40:00 - [74] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: RAW23 Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else. Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug. I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "pubbies" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.16 23:34:00 - [75] Edited by: Two Shots on 16/02/2011 23:34:21 Originally by: Fred Freedom Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: RAW23 Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word '< redacted >' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else. Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug. I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "< redacted >" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it. Is this offer available tomorrow? I kinda wanna wait out the 24-hour timer that RAW23 offered just to see if I get to yell SCAMMER at him for failing to deliver. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.16 23:39:00 - [76] Originally by: Kalrand This bond really isn't an appropriate investment for someone with only a little isk to spare. You'll do much better by just buying better guns for your ratting ship. Its not really a bond anymore, more of a discussion. you need investors to have a bond. i told you the rapid expansion idea was a bad one. should have waited untill your first bond paid at least some dividends. Originally by: Kalrand Notice that Misty stopped trying to troll me, and is now after anyone tangentially related to this. Bonds are still for sale! (Should I make a thread for you three to fight in?) Lol.
Fred Freedom GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 05:06:00 - [77] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Fred Freedom Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: RAW23 I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word '< redacted >' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else. Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug. I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "< redacted >" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it. Is this offer available tomorrow? I kinda wanna wait out the 24-hour timer that RAW23 offered just to see if I get to yell SCAMMER at him for failing to deliver. Please make sure to ping me on Jabber in case I somehow forget.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 05:13:00 - [78] Originally by: Fred Freedom Please make sure to ping me on Jabber in case I somehow forget. This sir, is bad bad posting. You need to learn to be a good bad poster.
Fred Freedom GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 07:23:00 - [79] Good badposts are way too precious to waste on an MD thread for less than a 500m 'security deposit'.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 14:44:00 - [80] What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 15:10:00 - [81] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game. You do realize that I would be sending you 600,000 once a month. That's really not much. I can see you're new to the game. Have you thought of asking the people in your corp what would be a good thing for you to put your savings in?
Claire Voyant	Posted - 2011.02.17 15:11:00 - [82] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game. Look at all those zeros! Why would you want more. I am sure you are maxing out your calculator as it is.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 15:22:00 - [83] The reason I want more: Two Words: Snake Alpha -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 16:48:00 - [84] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 16:53:48 Looks like my ISK Loans program already isn't doing too well... I guess I will have to help others but earn money in some other easy way... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 20:18:00 - [85] This is just a reminder that the CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 is still available for sale!
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.17 23:11:00 - [86] Originally by: Kalrand This is just a reminder that the CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 is still available for sale! The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn do to a lack of investor demand.
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.17 23:23:00 - [87] Originally by: Kalrand The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors. Fixed that for ya.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:01:00 - [88] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Kalrand The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors. Fixed that for ya. Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Caldariftw123	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:02:00 - [89] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Kalrand The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors. Fixed that for ya. Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. You'll probably get the 7million isk for that.
trance atlas	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:15:00 - [90] Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Kalrand The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors. Fixed that for ya. Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. You'll probably get the 7million isk for that. :smug:

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:15:00 - [91] So, even at the same 4% rate (or maybe a slightly higher rate for a higer price), how much would I get for, say, 20 Million? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:21:00 - [92] Originally by: trance atlas Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Two Shots Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. You'll probably get the 7million isk for that. :smug: The more times people quote it, the more times the word 'pubbies' is posted in this thread. Two Shots Goonwaffe
Von Bonez The Airborne Fleet	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:22:00 - [93] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: trance atlas Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Two Shots Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. You'll probably get the 7million isk for that. :smug: The more times people quote it, the more times the word 'pubbies' is posted in this thread.
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:26:00 - [94] Posting to confirm that i will remake my avatar tonight when i get home from work, lol, should result in a larger breast showing for the pubbies. p.s. my main is a Goon.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:28:00 - [95] Originally by: Misty McGinnity Posting to confirm that i will remake my avatar tonight when i get home from work, lol, should result in a larger breast showing for the pubbies. p.s. my main is a Goon. Tell me then who is the Dear Leader of the Exalted Brotherhood of :10bux: Two Shots Goonwaffe
Caldariftw123	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:29:00 - [96] Originally by: Von Bonez Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Two Shots pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies! The more times people quote it, the more times the word 'pubbies' is posted in this thread.
Misty McGinnity	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:29:00 - [97] Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Misty McGinnity Posting to confirm that i will remake my avatar tonight when i get home from work, lol, should result in a larger breast showing for the pubbies. p.s. my main is a Goon. Tell me then who is the Dear Leader of the Exalted Brotherhood of :10bux: Successful troll is successful.
Von Bonez The Airborne Fleet	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:41:00 - [98] Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Von Bonez Originally by: Two Shots pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies! The more times people quote it, the more times the word 'pubbies' is posted in this thread.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:50:00 - [99] Stop posting that! -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Breaker77 Gallente Reclamation Industries	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:53:00 - [100] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Stop posting that! Posting what?? This? Originally by: Two Shots pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies! NEVAR!!

Tutskii	Posted - 2011.02.18 02:01:00 - [101] Originally by: Breaker77 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Stop posting that! Posting what?? This? Originally by: Two Shots pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies pubbies! NEVAR!! That is certainly a lot of pubbies.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 02:15:00 - [102] It's so cute how you pubbies are flocking to the word 'pubbies'.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 02:21:00 - [103] Alright, looks like Kalrand, the EVE Bank dude, and me will all have to start advertsing our stuff on this thread, while I report the posts with that certain word.
Two Shots Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 02:27:00 - [104] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Alright, looks like Kalrand, the EVE Bank dude, and me will all have to start advertsing our stuff on this thread, while I report the posts with that certain word. Why would you do this? Do you get fun out of ruining other peoples' fun? Two Shots Goonwaffe
Fred Freedom GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.18 04:46:00 - [105] Originally by: Caldariftw123 Originally by: Two Shots Originally by: Misty McGinnity Originally by: Kalrand The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors. Fixed that for ya. Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar! What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike. If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies? I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets. I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain. You'll probably get the 7million isk for that. 7 million well spent
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 05:29:00 - [106] Alright, now can we start being serious? I am to run a busines, he is trying to run a business, the EVE Bank guy is trying to run a business, anyone who is a member of the Caldari State is trying to run a business, we aer all trying to run a business. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

CCP StevieSG	Posted - 2011.02.18 10:10:00 - [107] Spam removed. Please note spamming is against the forum rules and may result in a warning or ban.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 14:37:00 - [108] Finally... I was sick of seeing those posts... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Von Bonez The Airborne Fleet	Posted - 2011.02.18 14:48:00 - [109] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Finally... I was sick of seeing those posts... Yet my post remains
RAW23	Posted - 2011.02.18 17:01:00 - [110] Edited by: RAW23 on 18/02/2011 17:01:05 Originally by: Two Shots some pubbies Heh - so a 24 hour break didn't cause any build up at all. Isk sent but now for a real challenge. I want to see what builds up over a week as taking 24 hours off improved your posting a great deal. Of course, there seems to be a real possibility that your head will explode if you can't post 'pubbies' for that length of time but it's a risk I'm willing to take. I'll even increase the prize one hundred-fold.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.19 08:35:00 - [111] Does anyone want to try my Loan Program? It could supplement KalBonds. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
flakeys The Great cornholio's	Posted - 2011.02.19 09:12:00 - [112] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Does anyone want to try my Loan Program? It could supplement KalBonds. You really are bored out of your mind eh?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 01:18:00 - [113] Bump. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Breaker77 Gallente Reclamation Industries	Posted - 2011.02.21 01:23:00 - [114] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Bump. Why are you bumping this. It isn't your thread. That desperate?
Kalrand GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.02.21 03:13:00 - [115] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Bump. This offer is closed.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 03:16:00 - [116] I bumped it because I was bored. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Krythas	Posted - 2011.02.23 14:23:00 - [117] Edited by: Krythas on 23/02/2011 14:23:29 Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I bumped it because I was bored. One day to go before the week is up ? I for one am looking forward to the post that would have taken a week to prepare.


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