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Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:24:00 -
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Misty's trading Bond #1
Nerds, neckbeards & roleplayers.
is your left hand on your **** & your right hand on your mouse?
if yes then GTFO of here & onto motherless you dirty avatar perv.
if No then read on.
TL:DR:
I am asking for 1.00b at a 5% rate This will be paid out in one payment delivered after 2 weeks.
You are buying shares of the Mystify trading company
Began: TBA
Ends: 2 Weeks after
Starting Num. of Shares: 1000
- Price per share: 1 mil (1.00b total funds)
Interest Rate: 5%, paid once
- Total Interest: 50mil (5,000 per share)
Current Liabilities:
Null.
Current Nav:
16.7b
WHERE:
Station trading in Jita/hek
- List of previous Trolls:
[*]Erry thread in here
Reservation List:
0b / 1.00b
p.s. thanks Cheque please for the template.
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Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:51:00 -
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Sounds like the IPO for me. I'll take one share please 
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Brock Nelson
Caldari
T2 Technologies Unlimited
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:59:00 -
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Hmm...Liberty didn't ask about collateral and he does in my thread...
Whats your secret Misty?
Buy my shares | Investor Relation |
Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:01:00 -
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Will you be getting an audit to show you are not connected with any current bond/ipo ventures, as you've implied in game that you are a troll alt of someone else familiar on the MD forums?
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Brock Nelson
Caldari
T2 Technologies Unlimited
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:04:00 -
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Edited by: Brock Nelson on 09/03/2011 05:04:41
Sorry, performing an audit would indeed reveal my main that I do not want to reveal
Edit: wrong toon
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:14:00 -
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Edited by: Cheque Please on 09/03/2011 05:16:03
 Originally by: Misty McGinnity
p.s. thanks Cheque please for the template.
No royalties?
You'll be hearing from my lawyer. He's a real bulldog named VV
edit: wrong toon
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RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:39:00 -
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Quoting somebody copy/pastes forum format code.
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Tutskii
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Posted - 2011.03.09 05:48:00 -
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Are you issuing actual shares? if so put me down for one please.
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Companion Qube
Minmatar
Electron Conservation Inc
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Posted - 2011.03.09 06:14:00 -
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yo dawg
do you have collateral?
are you willing to grasp your ankles firmly and receive an audit?
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Varo Jan
Caravanserai Consulting
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Posted - 2011.03.09 06:27:00 -
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Troll Bonds seem to be the new flavour of the month.
You claim your NAV is 16.7B. Nice use of the decimal point! So you don't need to raise 1B, surely. Unless you're just building a bond rep for a silly scam down the road.
Pointless is pointless.
Oh, by the way, bonds are not shares.
Still determined to raise a Troll Bond? Thought so. Then provide 100% collateral. Don't, do not offer cash! Better still, have an audit! I'll do one for you - 1B per account. Why so much? Well, you gab incessantly. That's reason enough.
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Kethas Protagonist
Protagonist Ventures
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Posted - 2011.03.09 08:10:00 -
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Originally by: Varo Jan
Don't, do not offer cash!
Actually, a 100% ISK-collateralized bond would be a pretty classy troll.
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Graic Valente
Gallente
Valente Galactic Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.03.09 08:16:00 -
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Gonna be a real prick of a time around here.
Anyone who tries to help anyone will just be called a rep grinding so and so.
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Misty McGinnity
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2011.03.09 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Liberty Eternal
Sounds like the IPO for me. I'll take one share please
thanks for your vote of confidence. ^list updated.
Originally by: Brock Nelson
Hmm...Liberty didn't ask about collateral and he does in my thread...
Whats your secret Misty?
He knows i'm not gonna scam him i'd say? either that or he's in it for a vanity share, either way is fine with me :)
Originally by: Dethmourne Silvermane
Will you be getting an audit to show you are not connected with any current bond/ipo ventures, as you've implied in game that you are a troll alt of someone else familiar on the MD forums?
Audit? no, not if the cost of said audit is 1b & i'm only asking for a liquid 1b to play with. besides, if i was gonna scam i would set up a jita scam macro. look through my posting history, i troll/point out scammers alot, wouldn't my avatar be a hypocrit if i did scam?
Back to your question, i'm not an alt of somebody here on MD, you were trolled there son.
Originally by: Brock Nelson
Edited by: Brock Nelson on 09/03/2011 05:04:41
Sorry, performing an audit would indeed reveal my main that I do not want to reveal
Edit: wrong toon
Copying me is a sign of flattery, so thanks.
Originally by: Cheque Please
Edited by: Cheque Please on 09/03/2011 05:21:10
Edited by: Cheque Please on 09/03/2011 05:16:03
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
p.s. thanks Cheque please for the template.
No royalties?
You'll be hearing from my lawyer. He's a real bulldog named VV
Lol i doubt he will post here. you should take it as a sign of flattery i copied you! your layout is nice & simple VS wall of text nerds & the like.
Originally by: Tutskii
Are you issuing actual shares? if so put me down for one please.
Noted, thanks.
Originally by: Varo Jan
Troll Bonds seem to be the new flavour of the month.
You claim your NAV is 16.7B. Nice use of the decimal point! So you don't need to raise 1B, surely. Unless you're just building a bond rep for a silly scam down the road.
Pointless is pointless.
Oh, by the way, bonds are not shares.
Still determined to raise a Troll Bond? Thought so. Then provide 100% collateral. Don't, do not offer cash! Better still, have an audit! I'll do one for you - 1B per account. Why so much? Well, you gab incessantly. That's reason enough.
do you always post like your sh** don't stink? coz im pretty sure your a fat neckbeard on a junk food diet, so angry, lighten up mmk?
16.7b is my NAV, u jelly?
Issuing shares is part of my plan, call it a bond/IPO w/e. would you prefer i edit the OP & do a find/replace Bond/IPO
Originally by: Graic Valente
Gonna be a real prick of a time around here.
Anyone who tries to help anyone will just be called a rep grinding so and so.
I can handle that  rep grinding? why? like i said if i wanna scam there plenty of saps in Jita local, why go to the hassle of typing one up?
People, this is a legitimate offering, with real shares & real trading company. I've lined up the goods already, call it a troll or not. nearly every post i have made has been against scamming/scammers (lately audits as i think they are a scam)
-Misty.
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Kethas Protagonist
Protagonist Ventures
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Posted - 2011.03.09 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
wall of text nerds
Hey now. I resemble that remark.
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Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.03.09 09:59:00 -
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I strongly suspect an audit (or fact-check, if you will) could be performed by Kalrand, which would be sufficient enough for my purposes.
I also suspect it could be done for significantly less than 1b.
And I can think of a number of "hypocritical" moments on EVE-O forums; you would be far from first to be like "Look I point out scammers" and then scam once you got ahold of a couple dimes yourself.
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.03.09 10:30:00 -
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Well i'll be damned ....
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.03.09 11:53:00 -
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If i add collateral, it would be a loan & the % would be way lower, tbh i would rather sell the collateral myself & use the isk from that then use it as a bargaining tool.
If i get an audit i'm a hypocrite. (after trolling so many nerds about audits etc).
998 shares left, a quick 50m with that 1b isk u have sitting there.
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Trillian Fenchurch
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Posted - 2011.03.09 11:57:00 -
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Originally by: Companion Qube
are you willing to grasp your ankles firmly and receive an audit?
this: and if you do you can put me down for 998 of the remaining shares.
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.03.09 12:09:00 -
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What are you guys more interested in knowing with regards to the Audit.
who my alts are? you guys think im some scammer >? im a 2009 character !
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Trillian Fenchurch
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Posted - 2011.03.09 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
im a 2009 character !
I've been playing since Red Moon Rising, and if you don't know what year that is, that's a-ok. But protip. I wouldn't trust me without an audit even if I were a Second Genesis toon.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.09 13:52:00 -
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I'm beginning to think the trolls/scammers in EVE have overtaken the legitimate investments on MD now. RAW made an analysis a while ago showing if you spread your isk around you'd have come out ahead in terms of profit:scam ratio .. I suspect that no longer holds true.
This thread just boggles the mind .. any and all legitimate, probing questions one might have asked a typical bond on MD are useless as Misty is in fact a complete troll. So anyone giving isk to it is gambling that "it's a troll bond that'll pay out in the end!" well .. Have fun with that.
<insert "MD IS DYING" drama here I guess?>
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Varo Jan
Caravanserai Consulting
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Posted - 2011.03.09 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
do you always post like your sh** don't stink? coz im pretty sure your a fat neckbeard on a junk food diet, so angry, lighten up mmk?
16.7b is my NAV, u jelly?
Issuing shares is part of my plan, call it a bond/IPO w/e. would you prefer i edit the OP & do a find/replace Bond/IPO
Tsk, tsk. Didn't your mummy teach you not to throw your toys out of your pram?
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
If i add collateral, it would be a loan & the % would be way lower, tbh i would rather sell the collateral myself & use the isk from that then use it as a bargaining tool.
If i get an audit i'm a hypocrite. (after trolling so many nerds about audits etc).
Well, welcome to MD. You want public money? Then jump through the hoops and take the flack. And for pity's sake learn to spell and punctuate.
Wah! I refuse to offer collateral. Wah! I refuse to be audited! Those are marks of a scammer. You claim a NAV of X, so what? Offer proof, not words. No, an audit won't cost a billion. Yes, you will need one if you continue to refuse to provide 100% collateral. And if that makes you a hypocrite, tough ****. May teach you not to gab about things you know nothing about.
A word of advice: grow up and approach this offering sensibly. If you don't someone will rip you a new one. People have been kind so far. Where is Shar when you need him?
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:10:00 -
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Originally by: Caldariftw123
I'm beginning to think the trolls/scammers in EVE have overtaken the legitimate investments on MD now. RAW made an analysis a while ago showing if you spread your isk around you'd have come out ahead in terms of profit:scam ratio .. I suspect that no longer holds true.
This thread just boggles the mind .. any and all legitimate, probing questions one might have asked a typical bond on MD are useless as Misty is in fact a complete troll. So anyone giving isk to it is gambling that "it's a troll bond that'll pay out in the end!" well .. Have fun with that.
<insert "MD IS DYING" drama here I guess?>
lol, im flattered so many replied. i can hardly give you sh** about your portrait now can it (it sux btw)
tbh it was an elaborate troll. i want nothing to do with "public isk" lol. got plenty of my own fanks :p just wanted to see who had the guts to post & troll me back. seems only a few.
(target acquired)
Ill be sending out vanity shares to anyone who wants one.
/thread
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Originally by: Caldariftw123
I'm beginning to think the trolls/scammers in EVE have overtaken the legitimate investments on MD now. RAW made an analysis a while ago showing if you spread your isk around you'd have come out ahead in terms of profit:scam ratio .. I suspect that no longer holds true.
This thread just boggles the mind .. any and all legitimate, probing questions one might have asked a typical bond on MD are useless as Misty is in fact a complete troll. So anyone giving isk to it is gambling that "it's a troll bond that'll pay out in the end!" well .. Have fun with that.
<insert "MD IS DYING" drama here I guess?>
lol, im flattered so many replied. i can hardly give you sh** about your portrait now can it (it sux btw)
tbh it was an elaborate troll. i want nothing to do with "public isk" lol. got plenty of my own fanks :p just wanted to see who had the guts to post & troll me back. seems only a few.
(target acquired)
Ill be sending out vanity shares to anyone who wants one.
/thread
Your dad says I'm pretty! :)
p.s. I want 3 shares.
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Moto Akimoto
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:23:00 -
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I'll take one of your free "vanity shares", Misty.
Thanks
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:25:00 -
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^^ NP ill send them when i get home from work.
p.s. i had a guy PM me reserving 200m in shares 
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Companion Qube
Minmatar
Electron Conservation Inc
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity
tbh it was an elaborate troll. i want nothing to do with "public isk" lol. got plenty of my own fanks :p just wanted to see who had the guts to post & troll me back. seems only a few.
"Elaborate troll?"
Goddamn your standards are low.
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Misty McGinnity
Mystify Trading Company
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Companion Qube
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
tbh it was an elaborate troll. i want nothing to do with "public isk" lol. got plenty of my own fanks :p just wanted to see who had the guts to post & troll me back. seems only a few.
"Elaborate troll?"
Goddamn your standards are low.
yes, now i know who bites back the best hence target acquired. 
you could have at least made your text centered.
Ill send you a tissue oops i mean vanity share when i get home mmk?
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Tutskii
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Posted - 2011.03.10 02:03:00 -
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My share where?
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Banque
Lonely Bank
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Posted - 2011.03.10 02:36:00 -
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I will also take one share please 
Regards,
Banque
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