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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:25:00 -
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Last night after losing my ratting ship to stupidity, I compounded the problem with my faction probe ship scooping the loot.
Sending in a 100M frigate into a site that just popped a 1370 tank drake was stupid. LOL
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Anne Alingus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:35:00 -
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I got really drunk and went on a solo roam through low sec in my cloaky Tengu. Only a few jumps into my roam 'lo and behold I find a hauler sitting at a Customs Office, afk. Sweet! Easy first kill of the night! Boom it goes down like butter, with a volley of Heavy Assault Missiles. But what's this? Someone is attacking me! And WTFPWNING me. It is Concord!
It turns out that CCP snuck a single .5 sec system into my 12 jump lowsec roam.
****, I need to scoop my Tengu's wreck asap, before that AFK carebear gets it. And might as well grab the hauler's PI loot at the same time. Cool, there's a few Badgers in system I can buy. So I buy one of the Badgers quickly scoop all the loot (HAHA!). And hightail it back to nullsec.
I wake up the next day, with a serious hangover and login. My wallet seems much lower than it should be. WTF? Hmmm, it appears that Badger I purchased was purchased for the low low price of 556 million ISK. L-O-L
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Lord Tempist
Caldari
Council of Lords
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:40:00 -
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Lol, made 34 jumps through Null sec with an IAC fleet of several hundred other ships, sat at a gate for over two hours getting drunk and waiting for the word to move through the gate and attack. Misread a fleet command and jumped through the gate right into the waiting arms of a BoB Titan. KaBoomy.
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Damiez
Amarr
Ascendancy.
Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:40:00 -
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Drink + Eve is dangerous...
Lost count of the number of SB's I lost waiting to see what my bomb hits....
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Eyup Mi'duck
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Posted - 2011.03.10 17:03:00 -
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When that BPO turned out to be a 3-run BPC... 
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:01:00 -
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I got a decent one, that could have ended in tragity.
Scanning down my first wormhole (I was looking for low sec grav sites)
I was like "OOO a Worm Hole, OMG I've never been, Let's jump in there and see what it's like."
So I jumped in, and decided to warp to the sun, and then to the planets, and then to a few moons. I knew I had to do something with D scan to stay safe, so I did a 360 degree scan and Picked up a few battlecruisers, hulks and a Roquel. YIKES Time to leave....wait....where is the exit? OMG THERE ARE NO GATES HERE...OMG I LEFT MY SCAN PROBES IN LOW SEC.
The WH inhabitants where very friendly, after explaining myself to them it only cost me 10 mill for them to show me the way out. 
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:05:00 -
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duh! winning!
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:06:00 -
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Edited by: Tippia on 10/03/2011 18:06:30
àout in a belt, shooting carriers, when a whole slew of Einherjir come my way. Time to warp off and let the POS guns deal with them if they followà
àwait, that wasn't the POS bookmark, it was the station. Oh well, might as well dock up and switch to a better ship.
àwait, I initiated combat on that one ù that's what that angry red text in the top left corner means. Oh hai sentry gunsà
*poof*
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ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:07:00 -
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Sex + EvE = multiple explosions. Some you want, some you don't. 
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LHA Tarawa
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:10:00 -
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Accepted an arc mission in a system a few jumps further than I ussully go, but no big. I warp to the mission... WTF? These guys hit hard... Oh crud, I'm in a faction space that I have less than -5 with, and it is the Navy pounding me... Bye bye 200 million ISK missioning ship. Hey corpmate, can you go pick up my loot?
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:13:00 -
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Was bored warped to a cyno and started shooting the cyno frig, not noticing the cap ship sitting there repping the cyno frig...station guns popped me before warping off.
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VaMei
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:16:00 -
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While flying from Dodixie to Khanid, I decide to take a bio and fire up the auto pilot while I'm away.
I come back to the harsh reminder that you always check that the auto-pilot's set to 'safer' rather than 'shorter' before you step away...
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Grindkore
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:17:00 -
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Lost hulk in 0.5 to rats recently. I was AFK mining in a belt and watching hulu, got distracted for few minutes then came back and now I'm sitting in a capsule. The local had few lolz at my expense and of coarse fellow miners looted my wreck.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 18:22:00 -
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 Originally by: VaMei
While flying from Dodixie to Khanid, I decide to take a bio and fire up the auto pilot while I'm away.
I come back to the harsh reminder that you always check that the auto-pilot's set to 'safer' rather than 'shorter' before you step away...
Always fun when you come back and notice the next jump is a little orange dot and your auto pilot is jumping just as you reach the keyboard and mouse lol...of course there's always a camp on the other side too...
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2011.03.10 19:20:00 -
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The first day I learned about Smartbombs... It went downhill from there... 
Zymurgist
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Dhaul
Agent-Orange
Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.03.10 19:56:00 -
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MWDing into my own bomb
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Hesperius
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:08:00 -
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missed a keystroke on an omega implant sell order.
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CCP Yokai
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:14:00 -
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I was getting my carrier set up... decided to buy a freighter and get all my cap mods, fighters, drones, fuel, T2 tigs, etc... in one go from Jita to one jump out of my destination system (0.5 Sec Status) and just haul it the last jump quickly in a Badger... Forgot to set auopilot to "safest", went to McDonalds... Lost 3.5Bil of stuff and had my corp Rag me about it for 3 years :)
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:38:00 -
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i think i can beat this ... one friday night after a rather hectic day amounting to a rather heavy session down the pub ...i somehow managed to refine 18 months worth of 0.0 loot ...including all the named stuff ....... gutted !
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Nimbat
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill
...18 months...
I see what you did there.
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:58:00 -
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actually ... it may of been longer ... i hardly left 0.0 for nearly 2 years email anyone in my corp ...they are still laughing at me now
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Jim Pooley
The Jeremy Kyle Holding Pen
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Posted - 2011.03.10 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: Jim Pooley on 10/03/2011 21:27:01
Many years ago, I acquired my first ever cruiser.
I accidentally shot a stargate, the first one I warped to in it, and was immediately concordokenned.
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Lord Haur
Amarr
Star Frontiers
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Posted - 2011.03.10 21:58:00 -
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Paging CCP Tuxford to this thread...
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Couriercontractalt
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:22:00 -
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First time doing worlds collide. I had previosuly done maybe 30 level 4 missions so I was confident I didnt need to read mission specific guides. I begin to do the mission and it took me maybe 1hour and 30 minutes to get to the final room. This should have been a warning to me that there was trouble a head. I just assumed tho it was a mission i wasnt doing the proper damage ( darn hybrids ). So i jump into the third room and shoot a rat not shooting at me.
If you've never done worlds collide this wont seem like a big deal but it will be come more clear later as to why it is. The entire room agros me. My megathron pops and im gone. I come back with a dominix with three large armor repairers and 1 hardner for each of the two main types of damage.I had intedened to salvage my wreck. I have a 600 tank. The dominix pops. I realize ill never get that loot back and lost maybe 200mil. >< |
The Mormegil
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:31:00 -
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ive been around since release so i have a few but one im still not over is;; some guy in motsu was on about 1vs1 frig fights while i was missioning and i got all excited and fricking brought a punisher for 250 mill by accident.. i lost the 1v1 too >:[ FML
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Triple Entendre
Basic Insight
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
The first day I learned about Smartbombs... It went downhill from there...
Downhill?
Or uphill?
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mister vader
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:55:00 -
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Shooting a frigate in pimped hac.
He popped instantly.
10 secs later i popped to concordokken. Yeah forgot i was in hi sec.
Best lols i had was surviving 20jump autopilot in a raven.
Cooking took a little longer than i expected :P
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RiskyFrisky
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:59:00 -
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Sat outside a station and let a guy basically solo kill me because I thought I was pointed...
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Eternum Praetorian
True Creation
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.10 23:02:00 -
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Imagine a PVP school where I am Fc'ing a gaggled of noobs on their first Low Sec Frigate roam.
Fc tells them to engage a target in a belt.
Frigate fleet takes aggression.
FC critiques the engagement and pats people on their backs [Noobs are happy]
5 min later Fc warps the gang to a gate forgetting that his gang still has aggression. 
Popcorn anyone? 
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.11 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Eternum Praetorian
Imagine a PVP school where I am Fc'ing a gaggled of noobs on their first Low Sec Frigate roam.
Fc tells them to engage a target in a belt.
Frigate fleet takes aggression.
FC critiques the engagement and pats people on their backs [Noobs are happy]
5 min later Fc warps the gang to a gate forgetting that his gang still has aggression.
Popcorn anyone?
I wish I could have been listening to coms for that one 
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