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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 07:46:00 -
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Best. Ideas. Ever.
I leave you now with the photo, which, because of CCP's 1990s mentality towards forum rules, I have to link to instead of directly show. Thanks. I appreciate that. Now, on to the good stuff.
Now, everyone who looked at it and the other accompanying picture that came with it but I won't post here agreed it had to be one of the best trolls ever, but damn. Just...damn. Look at all those good ideas right there. Holy cow.
If this is in fact true, though, I'm still going to complain about the supercapital hitpoints. Those need to go.
Damn. That's a lot of good ideas.
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yumike
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Posted - 2011.03.25 07:58:00 -
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You and me, we can't be friends.
I was way too "omg omg omg that'd be awesome!".
you tease :(
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 07:59:00 -
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On second thought here's the other one.
Since Abathur stopped working for CCP after his abysmal Dominion expansion, and the blog ID is already taken, it's definitely fake. Also some text issues and a few other minor things, but w/e. Still would be an amazing expansion.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:00:00 -
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Edited by: Patient 2428190 on 25/03/2011 08:01:11
POS rigs, really?
ed: That list reads like "Everything we should have been doing besides Incarna"
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
ModeratedToSilence
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:02:00 -
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Unity will be the best patch since beta.
Even the dev blog is a step up from the usual ccp drivel. How to write a blog
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:04:00 -
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ITT: What Incarna should have ****ing looked like.
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Diana Araquez
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:07:00 -
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The game doesn't need more T3 ships. Having one ship fulfilling all ship roles better than anything else with a subsystem switch instead of the elegant specialization of T2 is absolutely ******ed.
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Florestan Bronstein
Amarr
Taishi Combine
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:09:00 -
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Free Abathur!!!
oh wait... 
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:10:00 -
[9]
 Originally by: Diana Araquez
The game doesn't need more T3 ships. Having one ship fulfilling all ship roles better than anything else with a subsystem switch instead of the elegant specialization of T2 is absolutely ******ed.
The game doesn't need avatars pacing in their quarters, but guess what!?!?!
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: Florestan Bronstein
Free Abathur!!!
oh wait...
Wuh-wuhhh
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El'Niaga
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:12:00 -
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Some good things here.
Not sure about DDing structures though (although really it makes no sense they can't for game balance I think its better they don't).
To many good things that it probably is a troll though :(
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:13:00 -
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Say, can I report my own thread for awesome?
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yumike
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:14:00 -
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Edited by: yumike on 25/03/2011 08:14:36
Where did you get this stuff? And why is it so much better then what we're really getting?
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Originally by: Alty McExpendable
Say, can I report my own thread for awesome?
Yes, you may.
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Cyaxares II
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Alty McExpendable
Say, can I report my own thread for awesome?
If you do that CCP reads the suggestions in these patch notes and screws them up in the most horrible way possible.
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SmashTech
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:28:00 -
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That's impossible, they can't do that any more than they already did with Incarna...
Unless...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
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ModeratedToSilence
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alty McExpendable
Say, can I report my own thread for awesome?
It is a 10/10
lets hope it drops a x-type em shield hardener and rattlesnake bpc and an x type xl shield boost. I suspect we will just get the overseers effects though.
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:32:00 -
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Someone go rehost these, just in case mine somehow get changed or deleted. I don't control the source for them and I can't seem to download them properly sized to my computer.
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Memorya
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:40:00 -
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This woud be to good to be true  !
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English is my 5th. Language.
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yumike
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:44:00 -
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Originally by: Alty McExpendable
Someone go rehost these, just in case mine somehow get changed or deleted. I don't control the source for them and I can't seem to download them properly sized to my computer.
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1103/Dw9pa.jpg
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1103/kfypF.jpg
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:46:00 -
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Some nice clickable links
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1103/Dw9pa.jpg
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1103/kfypF.jpg
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:50:00 -
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Thanks.
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Warp Ghosts Omega
Spectres of the Deep
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:54:00 -
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I like most of the ideas, but not all of them, and some I have no opinion on.
Look out the window of stations? Not so sure about that one...
Doomsday in lowsec? No.
No insurance during self-destruct or piracy? I can somewhat understand self-destruct, but I disagree with piracy. Either way, I say no to both parts.
Black market on the market? Makes no sense.
I disagree with the sovereignity changes. Instead, remove the concept of sovereignity completely.
Self destruction timer should not be reduced.
It's already possible to change the resolution of all active scan probes at the same time. Hold shift (or at least I think it was shift).
Also, why would you want to free a slave? 
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 08:56:00 -
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Edited by: Alty McExpendable on 25/03/2011 08:56:54
If you weren't trying to troll with some of those comments, that's sad. If you were trying to troll with some of those comments, it's also sad.
I mean really, getting rid of sov. Like that's not all that this game has banking for it.
edit: FFFFFFFUUU TYPOS
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A Research Alt
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:23:00 -
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How nice of this to get posted right at the beginning of the day.
At least, for those of us having to get up *super* early for shenanigans.
*looks at photos*
DAAAAAAYUMMMMM guuurl them is some fine content right thurr
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:25:00 -
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Oh god it's so late here I hate research papers--
--and I hate you for bringing up the mention of sleep. Now I'm starting to get tired...
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Kabaal S'sylistha
Caldari
Technomage Trilogy
Valor Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:37:00 -
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Even if it's not a perfect "everything's fixed!" troll, this should be shown to someone in the head office at CCP before slapping them.
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Furb Killer
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:39:00 -
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I really dont get the ammount of people acting like these would possibly be serious or good changes. Sure some would be good, but there are enough horrible changes in it, doubling titan EHP and making them doomsday structures? Really?). Removing skillpoint loss from t3 because they expect everyone and their mother to fly them? That doesnt even make sense. Being able to use all fonts when they got someone working on a new font? T3 frigates that require same subsystems as t3 cruisers? (So very expensive).
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Scorpyn
Caldari
Warp Ghosts Omega
Spectres of the Deep
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: Alty McExpendable
Edited by: Alty McExpendable on 25/03/2011 08:56:54
If you weren't trying to troll with some of those comments, that's sad. If you were trying to troll with some of those comments, it's also sad.
I mean really, getting rid of sov. Like that's not all that this game has banking for it.
edit: FFFFFFFUUU TYPOS
The only thing I wasn't serious about was the question about why you'd want to be able to free slaves.
I consider SOV to be a design flaw.
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A Research Alt
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Posted - 2011.03.25 09:55:00 -
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Edited by: A Research Alt on 25/03/2011 09:55:54
Originally by: Kabaal S'sylistha
this should be shown to someone in the head office at CCP before slapping them.
Good thing fanfest is happening; I'll inform my minions at once of the plan of action.
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Marija Vanszar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.25 10:37:00 -
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**** incarnia,
Who do i need to eject from the airlock to get this?!
Nice Troll btw.
BR
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A Research Alt
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Posted - 2011.03.25 10:38:00 -
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Yeah I don't know who made this but I'd like to thank them.
CCP in case you can't read between the lines nobody wants Incarna over actual spaceship stuff.
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High energy Purification
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Posted - 2011.03.25 11:37:00 -
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These changes would mostly be fun, are practical and are achievable. Even looking out the station window so you can tell if the un-dock is camped (what, we lost the techology of a external camera?) would be excellent.
And thus it is obviously a troll. Now tattoo's for your space-barbie and some random changes to eve-gate? That they can do.
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2011.03.25 11:52:00 -
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yeah, what nullsec really needs is stronger supercaps and more jumpbridges, outposts, and POSs
i can't believe you guys fell for this for even a second 
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2011.03.25 11:53:00 -
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My bet is on CCP not taking the gigantic, steaming hot and probably sitting in bacon gravy hint. It's very ****ing unfortunate if you think about it; a good deal of what's shown in those notes are fruits hanging so low that they've burrowed into the ground.
Oh, and 10/10 to the author.
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Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:05:00 -
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The worst idea in the Unity troll is still better than the best idea in Incarna.
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Fate Night
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:09:00 -
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okay .... disagree with dd in lowsec - everything else is just awesome ... could fap to this ....
PLEASE CCP - READ, ACCEPT, DO IT
oh dear ...
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Omni Industrial Coalition
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:19:00 -
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The auto-logoff after 30 minutes would do nothing more than make botting even easier, so I couldn't see that being supported as a good idea.
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Pr1ncess Alia
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:28:00 -
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Edited by: Pr1ncess Alia on 25/03/2011 13:28:33
I just accidentally in my pants but in the good way
edit: not real? godamnitsomuch
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Riedle
Minmatar
Paradox Collective
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:46:00 -
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Edited by: Riedle on 25/03/2011 13:46:39
Some good ideas in there but in my opinion, many ill thought out bad changes in there too.
T3 Frigs, BS? No thanks.
Gate guns in 0.0? No thanks
a JB buff? No thanks.
Achievements? No thanks.
Doomsdays on structures? No thanks.
Doomsdays in lowsec? No thanks.
Auto log off after 30 mins? No thanks.
Sounds like a troll from a NC carebear tbh
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Rrama Ratamnim
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Posted - 2011.03.25 14:31:00 -
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Ok, T3 Frigs and BS would be awesome and are really something promised and should be coming...
Gate guns in 0.0 should be there story wise theres no reason not to, the crap about small gang warfare this is bull****, a small gang can tank gate guns, want proof, oh ya look at lowsec gatecamps done on a daily basis for gods sake... wow you mean 2 **** fit frigates cant roam around in a upgraded system? awww poor baby
The JB thing isnt a buff really its a way to reduce sprawl..... honestly i know alliances with 4-5 extra systems just to spread out their bridges due to current mecanics, with this change this would allow that alliance to condense down to half the # of systems and consolidate their network and open up space for other alliances... makes sense to me
Achievements, they already added awards by corps so why not achievements too lol...
Auto log off 30 minutes, come on no one ****ing likes AFK cloakers its gotten to the point that almost every ****ing nullsec system has 1 afk cloaker, that just isn't fun for anyone its a game and thats just being a ****.
Doomsday in lowsec, wtf not its not gonna make that drastic of a difference.
Doomsday against structures, ok this one i dont know about seems overkill... but then again i never got why it was forbidden other than overshadowing the dreadnaught in even another way... dreads needs a bump is what i think but then again for the price of a titan a titan shud be able to do what ever the **** it wants.
alll of the above seem like solid ideas to me
wich CCP wud ****ing listen
Originally by: Riedle
Edited by: Riedle on 25/03/2011 13:46:39
Some good ideas in there but in my opinion, many ill thought out bad changes in there too.
T3 Frigs, BS? No thanks.
Gate guns in 0.0? No thanks
a JB buff? No thanks.
Achievements? No thanks.
Doomsdays on structures? No thanks.
Doomsdays in lowsec? No thanks.
Auto log off after 30 mins? No thanks.
Sounds like a troll from a NC carebear tbh
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:01:00 -
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lots of goods things here
hope someone will try to talk about it on fanfest, cause if it's a troll, it's a very good idea to made this at this time.
good moment to talk about all these ideas
don't agree with all things, but really hope they will discuss about this fake at fanfest
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Cyhawk
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:05:00 -
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Super troll!
See change in DDD, read evenews's CSM notes about DDDs from Dev. (Sadly the dev is 100% right, it would suck... bad)
Great wish list though...
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Ebisu Kami
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:06:00 -
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Edited by: Ebisu Kami on 25/03/2011 15:06:33
9/10
-1 point for the 30 minutes log-out timer and some other fubar, beyond that it was a quite excellent thing
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:06:00 -
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Some of the ideas are kinda dumb but the concept of Making EVE Not As Crappy As Dominion Made It and Not Trying to Turn It Into Second Life In Space is one that pretty much everyone can agree on.
And yes, we need more ships, and yes, T3 technology is probably the best way to do it.
Plus I need a pimped out 2B battleship that I can customize how I want.
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Night Epoch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:10:00 -
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+1 excellent troll.
-1 30 minute log out timer idea, horrible idea.
+1 almost everything else.
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Night Epoch
-1 30 minute log out timer idea, horrible idea.
afk cloaking ?
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Fulbert
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:24:00 -
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Troll patch is best patch ever.
I'm sick about that.
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Industrialist - Casual Trader
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Koronakesh
Amarr
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:45:00 -
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I would've broken the 'like' button for the OP if these old forums had one.
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Alty McExpendable
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Posted - 2011.03.25 15:49:00 -
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OP's main lacks posting privileges and has waited a week+ for petition response, but I just want you to know the captain appreciates your appreciation.
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Lost'In'Space
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Posted - 2011.03.25 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
The auto-logoff after 30 minutes would do nothing more than make botting even easier, so I couldn't see that being supported as a good idea.
They actually said in the keynote about putting in auto-logoff, is this confirmed? or are they considering it?
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Ebisu Kami
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Posted - 2011.03.25 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Lost'In'Space
Originally by: Ingvar Angst
The auto-logoff after 30 minutes would do nothing more than make botting even easier, so I couldn't see that being supported as a good idea.
They actually said in the keynote about putting in auto-logoff, is this confirmed? or are they considering it?
Hopefully neither. Terrible idea, really.
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Riedle
Minmatar
Paradox Collective
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.03.25 16:29:00 -
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Quote:
Ok, T3 Frigs and BS would be awesome and are really something promised and should be coming...
There are lots of ships now and there are lots of opportunities to rebalance the lot of them before introducing anymore especially when there is no role for them.
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Gate guns in 0.0 should be there story wise theres no reason not to, the crap about small gang warfare this is bull****, a small gang can tank gate guns, want proof, oh ya look at lowsec gatecamps done on a daily basis for gods sake... wow you mean 2 **** fit frigates cant roam around in a upgraded system? awww poor baby
Gate guns is one of the differentiators between 0.0 and losec.
Can't defend your own space? tough.
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The JB thing isnt a buff really its a way to reduce sprawl..... honestly i know alliances with 4-5 extra systems just to spread out their bridges due to current mecanics, with this change this would allow that alliance to condense down to half the # of systems and consolidate their network and open up space for other alliances... makes sense to me
JB's should be removed from game in totality not buffed.
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Achievements, they already added awards by corps so why not achievements too lol...
Because it's stupid and I don't want them wasting dev resources on something stupid.
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Auto log off 30 minutes, come on no one ****ing likes AFK cloakers its gotten to the point that almost every ****ing nullsec system has 1 afk cloaker, that just isn't fun for anyone its a game and thats just being a ****.
0.0 is not high sec, sorry. suck it up. ratting comes with risk.
The only way I would support this is if they removed local from 0.0.
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Doomsday in lowsec, wtf not its not gonna make that drastic of a difference.
They already had it and took it out.
Do you even know why?
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alll of the above seem like solid ideas to me
Think again
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wich CCP wud ****ing listen
Not to people like you hopefully.
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X201207
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.25 16:47:00 -
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I like the part where we receive achievements like in every other game...
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Cromulant Squirrel
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Posted - 2011.03.25 20:17:00 -
[54]
wow is this for real? nerfing cloak = LOL
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Herrring
Amarr
National Quality Breaker
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Posted - 2011.03.25 20:31:00 -
[55]
AFK cloaking is my favorite part of the game so
0/10
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Mirabi Tiane
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Posted - 2011.03.25 20:49:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Alty McExpendable
I leave you now with the photos, which, because of CCP's 1990s mentality towards forum rules, I have to link to instead of directly show. Thanks. I appreciate that. By the way, it is now 2011. Now, on to the good stuff.
Linkage
More Linkage
Those images are 1,361 pixels wide. It is not 2038 yet.
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Eternum Praetorian
True Creation
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Posted - 2011.03.25 20:58:00 -
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OP I love you 
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Renan Ruivo
Caldari
Hipernova
Tribal Conclave
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Posted - 2011.03.25 21:39:00 -
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Gate guns? GATE GUNS????
GATE GUNS????!!!!
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Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
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Posted - 2011.03.25 21:53:00 -
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the list was definitely made by some ultra-carebear.
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Lev Aeris
b.b.k
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.03.26 03:39:00 -
[60]
bumping
Sad when satire is closer to quality than the actual product isn't it?javascript:insertsmilie(' ','WebPost','text');
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Rixiu
The Forgotten Navy
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Posted - 2011.03.26 04:45:00 -
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I guess this it's a sad day for eve when this poor excuse for "expansion" makes people come.
Just because this troll has lots of "something", unlike the latest real expansions which have been a lot of "nothing" and only a little bit of "something" doesn't make this troll expansion good... if you can figure out what I mean...
Buff jump bridges? I'd really like to know who the nut behind this is so I can place some bounty on him shoot him. It can't actually be Seleene himself can it?
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ivar R'dhak
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.26 05:01:00 -
[62]
A bit sad actually, that this troll blog sounds better and more fun than ANY of the real blogs this year (Hi Greyscale  ).
Probably because the troll actually seems to play the game. 
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Teranul
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Posted - 2011.03.26 05:17:00 -
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The OP, and really this whole thread, betrays a sad lack of understanding of the grim realities of the game development business.
It also displays a remarkable sense of entitlement among the EVE "elite" (I use that term very, very loosely). One more reason not to join the community...
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sappy mcsap
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Posted - 2011.03.26 05:19:00 -
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bar a couple things its choice stuff
wish it were real :(
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Liang Nuren
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Posted - 2011.03.26 06:10:00 -
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A lot of it would be pretty decent... but really it was written by a massive carebear.
-Liang
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LordElfa
Gallente
Tri Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.26 06:34:00 -
[66]
Unlike most people here, I'm actually looking forward to Incarna in a big way.
That said, even I'd happily delay Incarna for a another year for the Unity patch.
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Bevil Smyth
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.03.26 08:30:00 -
[67]
some pretty decent ideas in there tbh, although also looks like some cool stuff coming out of fanfest so far, so who knows maybe some of it wont end up being the stuff of dreams.
fingers crossed on getting the naru-kami though that thing is beyond sexy.
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I'thari
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.26 09:11:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Furb Killer
...Being able to use all fonts when they got someone working on a new font?..
For how long now, I woder... not to mention there are no results so far. Guess when we'll finally get orcs flying in space (or WD-40, or whatever that goo is) choping ships to pieces with battleaxe without concord interfering, new font will be in game next expansion. |
I Fear Light
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Posted - 2011.03.26 17:46:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Furb Killer
...Being able to use all fonts when they got someone working on a new font?..
Why would we ever want a new font? That's inconceivable
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.27 13:49:00 -
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Just for the record, and as many people have pointed out already, this list of notes and features is fake.
Locked.
Navigator
Lead Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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