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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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Just for fun, and springing out of a conversation in The Summit that went to strange places, I suggest a new competition:
The Capsuleer Rear of the Year Award!
Yes, a plethora of pod pilot posteriors await to be posted and judged. There are only two rules:
Rule one: KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON.
Tight leather clothing, yes. Underwear, no.
Rule two: Applicants must have held their pilot's license for at least a week prior to this announcement.
Other than that, just take an image of yourself from behind somehow (mirrors, camera drones or a friend may come in handy) and post it here!
There will be two categories (male and female, in case you couldn't guess) and the winners, as decided by a poll at a later date will receive fame, recognition, and maybe a little something special in their breakfast cereal. Though if that's the case, you get your cereal in a damn big box, because I'm thinking of navy-issue cruisers of the winner's choice here.
Anyway, without further ado, I declare this competition open! take it away!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Epitoth
Amarr
Aerarium Militare Praetoria
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:17:00 -
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Disgusting.
I frown on this competition and hope to see its end.
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Chatti
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:36:00 -
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in before someone calls someone else an ass...
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Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 -
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 Originally by: Stitcher
Rule one: KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON.
FFUUUUUUUU!!!!
All you spankable b***hes, get posting. |
Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Epitoth
Disgusting.
I frown on this competition and hope to see its end.
I'm sure you do. That's the point of the competition, after all.
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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Eleutherian Guard
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:47:00 -
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Shaalira D'arc would like to nominate my own.
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Lum Gen Seriphyn Inhonores FDU
Commanding Officer, Eleutherian Guard |
Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:53:00 -
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I'm torn. While I do think that images of my body should be shared, celebrated, and drooled upon, why give away what others pay good money for?
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shipsofeve.com
eohpoker.com
sanshasnation.net
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Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Niraia
I'm torn. While I do think that images of my body should be shared, celebrated, and drooled upon, why give away what others pay good money for?
So that's how Sansha can afford to replace all the ships we keep blowing up all over New Eden. I'm surprised you can take the time to post here; financing his war effort must keep you busy 24/7.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:10:00 -
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Cute :p
Originally by: Niraia
images of my body
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shipsofeve.com
eohpoker.com
sanshasnation.net
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Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:28:00 -
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Ahhh, that is a somewhat significant distinction... and yet my point still stands.
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Shaalira D'arc
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Seriphyn Inhonores
Shaalira D'arc would like to nominate my own.
Your self-promotion hardly needs my assistance, Commander.
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Asali Kainda
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.02 05:39:00 -
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Edited by: Asali Kainda on 02/04/2011 05:39:39
Well, I couldn't manage to get a picture I was quite satisfied with, so please accept this short video loop.
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Jesmine Kyriel
Amarr
House Kyriel Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.02 05:50:00 -
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It would appear that there are fewer fools reading the summit than I imagined.
That, or you were being perfectly serious, Hakatain. I think... my money's on option one.
It wuold seem the safer option.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.04.02 07:50:00 -
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Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 02/04/2011 07:50:57
You're all small-time. Clearly, the award should go to:
Serpentis Rear Admiral
I mean hell, it's right there in the name, people. They're the Admirals of Rear. You don't get much rearer than that. You're all Rear Petty Officers at the very best.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.04.02 14:10:00 -
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Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.04.02 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri
Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
I have found that matari girls have no shortage of leather clothes. Looking good Syn.
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Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.04.03 01:29:00 -
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I don't need a competition to know that my ass is the finest in the land.
Selective Pressure is recruiting. |
Ayari
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2011.04.03 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sakura Nihil
I don't need a competition to know that my ass is the finest in the land.
Challenge... Accepted.
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"Engines to full, cannons hot, down the devils throat and damn the consequences" |
Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.03 14:33:00 -
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Well, I must confess this was originally an April Fools joke.
Joke's on me it seems - the enthusiasm for this has been startling, so let's make it official.
So: the rules.
1: Clothed images only, please. There's no need to make an ass of yourself.
2: All applicants must hold pilot's licenses dated YC113.03.25 00:00 (25th of March) or earlier.
3: All contest entries must be submitted to YC113.05.01 23:59 (May 1st)
4: The contest will be judged by public opinion poll starting YC.113.05.02 (May 2nd) and ending a weeks later on May the 9th.
5: Judging will be in two categories - male and female.
6: The winner in each category will receive a Navy-issue cruiser of their choice.
7: No "winning by default" - we want a competition here. The minimum number of entries required for the competition to be valid in each category is 4. If three or less people enter in a given category, the competition will be null and void.
8: Abusive conduct towards other entrants will be met with disqualification. Light-hearted teasing, however, is encouraged. There will be a secret prize to the entrant who can most wittily insult their opponents' backsides.
9: the "Junk in the Trunk" consolation prize will be given to the two Pilots who receive the least votes in their category.
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone good luck, and may the best bottom win!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Arriana Alterana
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Posted - 2011.04.03 15:52:00 -
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I'd like to enter my sister in this contest, here's a picture I took of her when she wasn't looking:
Heeheeheehee
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2011.04.03 16:42:00 -
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Poor sister.
Just for the record...
And to see if there will actually be four contestants.
At my count we need just a single entry more?
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Space, a minds nightmare made real.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.03 18:44:00 -
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Give me a minute...
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Haaranovor tenn
Amarr
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.03 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha
Give me a minute...
No
"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life." |
Crucifire
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.04 11:04:00 -
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I submit myself. April fool's or not, this just happens to be my favorite feature of mine. It's something not even Nation could improve upon. ;)
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.04 15:40:00 -
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Originally by: Crucifire
I submit myself. April fool's or not, this just happens to be my favorite feature of mine. It's something not even Nation could improve upon. ;)
Oh my, I think we have a winner.
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Jon Engel
Intaki Security and Intelligence
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.04.04 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri
Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
Mhmm, Just call me horse. Cause I love that wagon you're dragin.
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Driselle
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.04.04 17:27:00 -
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Damnit Syn. Now I have to submit MINE.
-Driselle, Proud Matari Capsuleer
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.04.04 17:35:00 -
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C'mon, Jon, now it's your turn. Let us see that reborn booty!
"You've got a friend in the Cartel"
Bio and writing
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Marcus Gord
Caldari
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.05 11:21:00 -
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Will you be honouring us with your own, Kaika? It would be rather a shame not to.
*Marcus cuts his feed,with a rather large grin on his face*
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CEO|PRETA Light Industries
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Sinti Vailatti
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.05 15:53:00 -
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Hey chummers!
Not that IĈm complaining, but why is it weĈre only seeing the girls? When are the boys gonna join in?
IĈd especially like to see Seriphyn. I hear he shows his rump whenever the Caldari Milita show up.
Dig this:
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