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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.01 11:29:00 -
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Just for fun, and springing out of a conversation in The Summit that went to strange places, I suggest a new competition:
The Capsuleer Rear of the Year Award!
Yes, a plethora of pod pilot posteriors await to be posted and judged. There are only two rules:
Rule one: KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON.
Tight leather clothing, yes. Underwear, no.
Rule two: Applicants must have held their pilot's license for at least a week prior to this announcement.
Other than that, just take an image of yourself from behind somehow (mirrors, camera drones or a friend may come in handy) and post it here!
There will be two categories (male and female, in case you couldn't guess) and the winners, as decided by a poll at a later date will receive fame, recognition, and maybe a little something special in their breakfast cereal. Though if that's the case, you get your cereal in a damn big box, because I'm thinking of navy-issue cruisers of the winner's choice here.
Anyway, without further ado, I declare this competition open! take it away!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Epitoth
Amarr
Aerarium Militare Praetoria
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:17:00 -
[2]
Disgusting.
I frown on this competition and hope to see its end.
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Chatti
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:36:00 -
[3]
in before someone calls someone else an ass...
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Kazzzi
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Stitcher
Rule one: KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON.
FFUUUUUUUU!!!!
All you spankable b***hes, get posting. |
Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 14:56:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Epitoth
Disgusting.
I frown on this competition and hope to see its end.
I'm sure you do. That's the point of the competition, after all.
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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente
Eleutherian Guard
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:47:00 -
[6]
Shaalira D'arc would like to nominate my own.
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Lum Gen Seriphyn Inhonores FDU
Commanding Officer, Eleutherian Guard |
Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.01 15:53:00 -
[7]
I'm torn. While I do think that images of my body should be shared, celebrated, and drooled upon, why give away what others pay good money for?
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shipsofeve.com
eohpoker.com
sanshasnation.net
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Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:03:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Niraia
I'm torn. While I do think that images of my body should be shared, celebrated, and drooled upon, why give away what others pay good money for?
So that's how Sansha can afford to replace all the ships we keep blowing up all over New Eden. I'm surprised you can take the time to post here; financing his war effort must keep you busy 24/7.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:10:00 -
[9]
Cute :p
Originally by: Niraia
images of my body
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shipsofeve.com
eohpoker.com
sanshasnation.net
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Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Versus Gloria Omnis
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:28:00 -
[10]
Ahhh, that is a somewhat significant distinction... and yet my point still stands.
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Shaalira D'arc
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Posted - 2011.04.01 19:28:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Seriphyn Inhonores
Shaalira D'arc would like to nominate my own.
Your self-promotion hardly needs my assistance, Commander.
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Asali Kainda
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.02 05:39:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Asali Kainda on 02/04/2011 05:39:39
Well, I couldn't manage to get a picture I was quite satisfied with, so please accept this short video loop.
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Jesmine Kyriel
Amarr
House Kyriel Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.02 05:50:00 -
[13]
It would appear that there are fewer fools reading the summit than I imagined.
That, or you were being perfectly serious, Hakatain. I think... my money's on option one.
It wuold seem the safer option.
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Exile. Reformist. Elder. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.04.02 07:50:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Andreus Ixiris on 02/04/2011 07:50:57
You're all small-time. Clearly, the award should go to:
Serpentis Rear Admiral
I mean hell, it's right there in the name, people. They're the Admirals of Rear. You don't get much rearer than that. You're all Rear Petty Officers at the very best.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.04.02 14:10:00 -
[15]
Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.04.02 20:35:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Syn Callibri
Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
I have found that matari girls have no shortage of leather clothes. Looking good Syn.
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Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.04.03 01:29:00 -
[17]
I don't need a competition to know that my ass is the finest in the land.
Selective Pressure is recruiting. |
Ayari
Caldari
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2011.04.03 13:27:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
I don't need a competition to know that my ass is the finest in the land.
Challenge... Accepted.
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"Engines to full, cannons hot, down the devils throat and damn the consequences" |
Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.03 14:33:00 -
[19]
Well, I must confess this was originally an April Fools joke.
Joke's on me it seems - the enthusiasm for this has been startling, so let's make it official.
So: the rules.
1: Clothed images only, please. There's no need to make an ass of yourself.
2: All applicants must hold pilot's licenses dated YC113.03.25 00:00 (25th of March) or earlier.
3: All contest entries must be submitted to YC113.05.01 23:59 (May 1st)
4: The contest will be judged by public opinion poll starting YC.113.05.02 (May 2nd) and ending a weeks later on May the 9th.
5: Judging will be in two categories - male and female.
6: The winner in each category will receive a Navy-issue cruiser of their choice.
7: No "winning by default" - we want a competition here. The minimum number of entries required for the competition to be valid in each category is 4. If three or less people enter in a given category, the competition will be null and void.
8: Abusive conduct towards other entrants will be met with disqualification. Light-hearted teasing, however, is encouraged. There will be a secret prize to the entrant who can most wittily insult their opponents' backsides.
9: the "Junk in the Trunk" consolation prize will be given to the two Pilots who receive the least votes in their category.
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone good luck, and may the best bottom win!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Arriana Alterana
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Posted - 2011.04.03 15:52:00 -
[20]
I'd like to enter my sister in this contest, here's a picture I took of her when she wasn't looking:
Heeheeheehee
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2011.04.03 16:42:00 -
[21]
Poor sister.
Just for the record...
And to see if there will actually be four contestants.
At my count we need just a single entry more?
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Space, a minds nightmare made real.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.03 18:44:00 -
[22]
Give me a minute...
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Haaranovor tenn
Amarr
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.03 19:50:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Aiwha
Give me a minute...
No
"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life." |
Crucifire
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.04 11:04:00 -
[24]
I submit myself. April fool's or not, this just happens to be my favorite feature of mine. It's something not even Nation could improve upon. ;)
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.04 15:40:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Crucifire
I submit myself. April fool's or not, this just happens to be my favorite feature of mine. It's something not even Nation could improve upon. ;)
Oh my, I think we have a winner.
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Jon Engel
Intaki Security and Intelligence
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.04.04 16:12:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Syn Callibri
Oh what the hell, this is the first "contest" that actually sounds like fun. So here goes...
Syn, behind the scenes
Mhmm, Just call me horse. Cause I love that wagon you're dragin.
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Driselle
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.04.04 17:27:00 -
[27]
Damnit Syn. Now I have to submit MINE.
-Driselle, Proud Matari Capsuleer
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.04.04 17:35:00 -
[28]
C'mon, Jon, now it's your turn. Let us see that reborn booty!
"You've got a friend in the Cartel"
Bio and writing
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Marcus Gord
Caldari
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.05 11:21:00 -
[29]
Will you be honouring us with your own, Kaika? It would be rather a shame not to.
*Marcus cuts his feed,with a rather large grin on his face*
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Sinti Vailatti
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.05 15:53:00 -
[30]
Hey chummers!
Not that IĈm complaining, but why is it weĈre only seeing the girls? When are the boys gonna join in?
IĈd especially like to see Seriphyn. I hear he shows his rump whenever the Caldari Milita show up.
Dig this:
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Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 19:20:00 -
[31]
Submitting my "image from behind"!
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Chastity Mimeux
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:43:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Chastity Mimeux on 06/04/2011 20:44:42
Edited by: Chastity Mimeux on 06/04/2011 20:43:32
Oh, I just have to enter this. No point in having the goods if you can't show them off.
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Diana Kim
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.06 21:43:00 -
[33]
Meh, this is disgusting.
Disgusting, like a gallente decadence.
Couldn't you make something more... well.. sporting? Like "squish a frog" competition?
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:13:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Marcus Gord
Will you be honouring us with your own, Kaika?
In the interest of "taking one for the team", I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
First.
"You've got a friend in the Cartel"
Bio and writing
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Katrina Oniseki
Caldari
0rizen
0rizen Nation
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:49:00 -
[35]
As much as I'm sure you boys would love to see my rear, I would find it a bit unprofessional to--
... aww frak it. Here you go. Enjoy.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33092407@N06/5596133800/
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Tiberious Thessalonia
Amarr
Lonestar Distribution Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:02:00 -
[36]
In the interests of fun, and since I recall having either pushed the idea or tried to stop it, I might as well enter.
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Clementina
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:21:00 -
[37]
I may as well enter this particular contest.
My relevant image can be found Here
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Black Arcturus
Gallente
Kumiho's Smile
Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.07 05:24:00 -
[38]
After some deliberation I've decided to enter my rear into this most noble clash of pilot buttocks.
It can be viewed Here.
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Crucifire
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.07 07:08:00 -
[39]
Finally some man hams around here!
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:02:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Stitcher on 07/04/2011 09:05:43
Originally by: Diana Kim
Meh, this is disgusting.
Disgusting, like a gallente decadence.
Couldn't you make something more... well.. sporting? Like "squish a frog" competition?
Ancestors choke! Lighten up, pilot. Caldari like you give the rest of us a grim reputation.
You do KNOW how many "adult" studios the Nugoehuvi corporation owns and operates, don't you?
This is a piece of good fun that I've made an effort to keep tasteful and entertaining. don't go spoiling it by descending into a negative stereotype. Join in! after pulling the pole out of your ass, of course.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Diana Kim
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:25:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Stitcher
You do KNOW how many "adult" studios the Nugoehuvi corporation owns and operates, don't you?
Don't want to know anymore about this <censored>. It is all leftovers of gallentish influence. As opposed to my current character and attitude, I was raised in a temple where things like that always were taboo.
Originally by: Stitcher
Join in! Just remove that unsightly pole first.
*slap* Don't forget you are talking with Caldari officer!
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:38:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Diana Kim
*slap* Don't forget you are talking with Caldari officer!
Oh, in that case that changes everything. Join in, but remove that unsightly pole first, sir!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Tiberious Thessalonia
Amarr
Lonestar Distribution Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.07 10:14:00 -
[43]
Come on, if a stuffy old Amarran can get in with the fun, why can't you? Where's your sense of humour, captain?
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.04.14 06:13:00 -
[44]
Had to put a hand over one of them to save your clone...
...from a heart attack.
Same as above if it doesn't show http://img225.imageshack.us/f/enslaverofminmatarb.jpg/
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.14 06:28:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Diana Kim
Don't want to know anymore about this <censored>. It is all leftovers of gallentish influence. As opposed to my current character and attitude, I was raised in a temple where things like that always were taboo.
No fun?
No fun.
This is one thing I don't miss from my navy days. Officers too "proper" to enjoy the moment.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 10:14:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Diana Kim
Don't want to know anymore about this <censored>. It is all leftovers of gallentish influence. As opposed to my current character and attitude, I was raised in a temple where things like that always were taboo.
No fun?
No fun.
This is one thing I don't miss from my navy days. Officers too "proper" to enjoy the moment.
Agreed in every possible way. I'm glad my unit wasn't anywhere near a starch-neck like Kim. Being Caldari doesn't and shouldn't mean rejecting human nature. But this isn't an exercise in exploring the Caldari condition. I'm getting sick of people calling me up and criticizing me for starting this thing.
Folks, this contest is intended in good fun, nothing more. let's keep it that way.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:15:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Stitcher
Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Diana Kim
Don't want to know anymore about this <censored>. It is all leftovers of gallentish influence. As opposed to my current character and attitude, I was raised in a temple where things like that always were taboo.
No fun?
No fun.
This is one thing I don't miss from my navy days. Officers too "proper" to enjoy the moment.
Agreed in every possible way. I'm glad my unit wasn't anywhere near a starch-neck like Kim. Being Caldari doesn't and shouldn't mean rejecting human nature. But this isn't an exercise in exploring the Caldari condition. I'm getting sick of people calling me up and criticizing me for starting this thing.
Folks, this contest is intended in good fun, nothing more. let's keep it that way.
Let me tell you... On my ship, "relax" was an order, not a suggestion. ^_^
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
Amarr
Lonestar Distribution Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 12:24:00 -
[48]
We also need more guys to get over their stage fright so I can win my damned navy cruiser. Just two more!
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:52:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Aiwha on 14/04/2011 13:52:05
Originally by: Tiberious Thessalonia
We also need more guys to get over their stage fright so I can win my damned navy cruiser. Just two more!
Ass you wish.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.15 13:57:00 -
[50]
that's the spirit. I'd join in myself if I wasn't the organizer.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Usagi Tsukino
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.04.15 18:15:00 -
[51]
Oh Stitcher. I have to say, you rarely start conversations that disappoint.
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Chaotic Dreams |
Taliya Valkorva
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.16 06:32:00 -
[52]
Do I get my cruiser now? 
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GoGo Yubari
Veto.
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:41:00 -
[53]
Stitcher came up with this idea so ladies all over the cluster would send him pictures of their tails. He may be a bit of a pervert, but one has to appreciate the audacity.
I figured that since mine is a labor of love with many hours and kredits spent on it, why not share? All that Intaki yoga has to be for something.
Here's another view for the curious.
Love by nature. Live by luck. Kill by profession. |
Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.17 00:31:00 -
[54]
Okay here's mine, I'm the one in the middle.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.04.17 06:02:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Calathea Sata
Okay here's mine, I'm the one in the middle.
Lies! That photo is from Star Wars
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Pax Thar
Minmatar
Heathen Army
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Posted - 2011.04.19 01:12:00 -
[56]
@Crucifire
daaaaaaamn girl.
Recruitment Thread
Log of a Minmatar Heathen |
Uraniae Fehrnah
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Posted - 2011.04.19 02:26:00 -
[57]
Edited by: Uraniae Fehrnah on 19/04/2011 02:27:57
Well I suppose there are worse ways to possibly earn a cruiser...
Besides, its all in good fun after all, right?
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David Isagar
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Posted - 2011.04.24 23:31:00 -
[58]
Amazing. Just....amazing.
Stitcher, you're my new favorite pilot. And to the Matari women here? Fine asses.
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Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.25 01:25:00 -
[59]
Originally by: David Isagar
Amazing. Just....amazing.
Stitcher, you're my new favorite pilot. And to the Matari women here? Fine asses.
We need one more gentleman to compete. Else nobody gets a navy caracal.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
BloodBird
Nova Foundry
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Posted - 2011.04.25 10:09:00 -
[60]
Might as well take part, not like it could hurt me in any significant way, and if I win, who knows... I might just have a reason to use a Caracal for once.
Picture.
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Morwen Lagann
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.30 09:36:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Morwen Lagann on 30/04/2011 10:01:24
An ever-so-slightly exasperated expression is visible on Morwen's face as the feed opens.
Apparently as "punishment" for failing to prevent a picture from being taken - alright, several pictures - of the requested, uh, asset, I have to submit one of them for consideration in the contest. This one was apparently the favorite of the lot:
((Link for those with embedded images disabled.))
There's some laughter off-screen, which attracts a slightly dirty look from Morwen as she reaches towards something near the camera.
I am going to get you back for that, you know. Whose bright idea was it to let you anywhere near a camera in the first pla-
The feed cuts out abruptly.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.30 10:41:00 -
[62]
Given the demand, and the ISK that came with it, I booked some time with my photographer.
I hope you enjoy my entry.
[ Link: Niraia - Rear of the Year ]
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Kandi Erkinnen
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Posted - 2011.04.30 14:03:00 -
[63]
As a Civire, Kandi and her people are bred well for war and the martial pursuits. It just so happens that the defined features of a Civire man's jaw translates into a rather different, but equally well formed part of his mate's.
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KillJoy Tseng
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2011.04.30 15:10:00 -
[64]
Okay, I can't actually resist...
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.30 21:17:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Stitcher on 30/04/2011 21:20:55
This is your last chance folks! all entries MUST be submitted prior to midnight EVE Standard Time ((AKA GMT)) tomorrow night. If you're late by even a second, well then you're too late and will be the butt of many jokes cracked at your expense.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Laria Raven
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Posted - 2011.04.30 21:28:00 -
[66]
Somewhat against my better judgement, I've been prevailed upon to submit my entry, as below.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.04.30 22:36:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Stitcher
be the butt of many jokes cracked at your expense.
Oh Stitcher...that was BAD! 
...butt well executed.
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Niraia
Zaratha Zarati
Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.30 23:05:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Syn Callibri
Originally by: Stitcher
be the butt of many jokes cracked at your expense.
Oh Stitcher...that was BAD!
...butt well executed.
It's more potent when you don't attract attention to it, there's no need to stretch the joke so far.
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Camille Roth
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Posted - 2011.05.01 06:45:00 -
[69]
I think my sister should win! I took this when she wasn't looking:
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Kohiko Sun
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.01 08:46:00 -
[70]
This is for laughing and fun, so I will add my own holo.
((Fluidcom routing compressed it a bit, the caption is "Kohiko Sun, Achuran Sass".))
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Ciarente
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.01 09:09:00 -
[71]
So grounded, young lady.
Ciarente Roth's Personal Files
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Cosmo Cyrano
October Country
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Posted - 2011.05.01 20:09:00 -
[72]
I'd like to enter a mate of mine if that's okay, I can't even remember where this picture came from we were all well drunk at the time.
Anyhow, here's Mr Jude Kopenhagen, and his camoflagued backside:
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.05.02 01:19:00 -
[73]
The contest is now closed to new entries.
watch for updates. I'll be starting the voting thread ASAP. Good luck everyone.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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