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Snavold
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Posted - 2005.02.13 06:59:00 -
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We were bored in alliance chat and came up with these top 10 reasons.
1. My battery operated mouse died!
2. I was alt tabbed!
3. Who jumps into the gate camp first?
4. What's a hardner?
5. My gang leader warped me.
6. Not my fault I get 1 fps
7. Why is a -10 guy shooting at me?
8. I had warp stabs on! WTF?
9. My mods didn't turn on!
10.My local is bugged
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Capt Anderson
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Posted - 2005.02.13 07:08:00 -
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Forgot to put gas in the warp engines
THERE APEARD A PALE HORSE, THERE SAT A MAN, HIS NAME WAS DEATH AND HELL FOLLOWED WITH HIM. |
LLeBRing
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Posted - 2005.02.13 07:23:00 -
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I went to fart but ****ied my pants
Nuttin but corn bread en chicken for this fella  |
Bragga
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Posted - 2005.02.13 09:04:00 -
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I was AFK getting a coffee - no really I was :-(
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Vodalus
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Posted - 2005.02.13 09:04:00 -
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I thought empire space was "safe"! 
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 Originally by: Oveur
EVE is primarily a PVP game
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Candy
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Posted - 2005.02.13 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: Snavold
4. What's a hardner?
or better yet... Hardeners are activatable?
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anister
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Posted - 2005.02.13 09:33:00 -
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I was first on the scene 
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dabster
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Posted - 2005.02.13 09:53:00 -
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"damn that autopilot.."
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Chicks dig Brutor's |
Ben Derindar
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Posted - 2005.02.13 10:33:00 -
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10. Wrong hardners.
9. Autopilot.
8. The tackler is the first to come out of warp, landing right on top of a Taranis with T2 blasters.
7. The tackler runs out of cap and the cruise missiles all suddenly catch up.
6. The tackler mistakenly follows orders that weren't meant for him and warps right onto a Tempest with smartbombs. 
5. The hi-sec complex runner accidentally clips his gangmate with a smartbomb. 
4. The scout gets too far ahead of the rest of the gang, combined with: the scout underestimates the power of an extra-shiny Punisher. 
3. The heroic pirate hunter engages the pirate outside the station in low-sec before the pirate is himself aggressed. 
2. The alt-chaser activates his warp disruptor, then misses his target, instead scrambling the station behind him.
1. Lag. 
/Ben
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.02.13 10:38:00 -
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Originally by: dabster
"damn that autopilot.."
I hate it when that happends 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
star2
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Posted - 2005.02.13 10:49:00 -
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My dog ate my mouse
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Tamora
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Posted - 2005.02.13 10:56:00 -
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I'm crap at this game? 
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Dobra
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Posted - 2005.02.13 11:14:00 -
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1. My heart pumped so hard I had to call the hospital first to see that I wasn't dieng (sp?).
2. My brain frooze beacuse of to much adrenaline so I forgot to send out my drones.
3. My computer don't like me fighting so it drops the fps to 0.5 - 2.0
4. I'm just crappy at pvp.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.02.13 11:14:00 -
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11) "HEY DUDE LIKE WTF THAT WS MY SHIPE! U DID NOT TELL ME OF ATACKING SO. GRIEF!!!"
 
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Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |
Weco
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Posted - 2005.02.13 11:20:00 -
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My BM's was'nt named correctly (that has really happened to me i swear)
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What he said? |
mark10201
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Posted - 2005.02.13 11:26:00 -
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WTF senty guns in 0.0??
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NAFnist
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:12:00 -
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Forgot to align!
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meowcat
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:20:00 -
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i scrambled a stargate
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
Malken
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:25:00 -
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the one i really dont like is when you cleared your cache and get 8 popups all over the screen when you fire your guns.
Originally by: Graelyn
"We're at war with you, and you FIRED on us! I am so telling CONCORD!"
Quote:
[18:46:36] Weebear > WTS Electric Golf Cart, 1 careful owner. Phone Rome 555 6567
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LaWL
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:26:00 -
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an old favourite, "forgot to put my guns on autorepeat"
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Vegeta
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:29:00 -
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I attacked a station in Yulai.
2005.04.25 16:40:42 combat Your 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II perfectly strikes LawrenceNewton [WARAG], wrecking for 2706.9 damage.
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Mrmuttley
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:30:00 -
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I was to drunk to realise i was being shot at
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Hmmm I need a Sig |
Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:34:00 -
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i got a billion conversation/gang invites
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Pod from above. |
Tobiaz
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:34:00 -
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- People REALLY don't like ECM and tacklers, you're first target even over all those other battleships wtfpwning everybody.
- Stargates, stations and neutrals, CCP please remove them.
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2005.02.13 13:23:00 -
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My CEo is zarqoun Beeeblebrox
Centuria > whoot?
Centuria > you stalking me? :)
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Nafri > then I a bird pooed on my head AND ON MY MEAL
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http://www.subroc.net/teddybears/
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.02.13 14:07:00 -
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Baby wass sick on me just as i warped into a fleet fight
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Bosie
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Posted - 2005.02.13 14:44:00 -
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Sure I'll take you on in a fair 1v1!
Bosie.
http://bosie.proboards40.com/
http://zeroimpact.co.uk/evemap
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Plim
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Posted - 2005.02.13 15:31:00 -
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Moronic Norton thought it would be funny yo window me...
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Erucyll Turon
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Posted - 2005.02.13 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: meowcat
i scrambled a stargate
hehe done that 3 times in the last 2 days..
still alive tho ;)
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Hyey
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Posted - 2005.02.13 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Tobiaz
- People REALLY don't like ECM and tacklers, you're first target even over all those other battleships wtfpwning everybody.
Oh isnt that the truth
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Hyey
I just payed 15 dollars this month just to be able to respond on the forums... stupid cancellation error.
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