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Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:26:00 -
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Let's play a game! Think of the worst thing CCP could do right now, and post it here. Intentional or accidental.
This is a friendly game. We all know that everything here will be an exaggeration, and that CCP love each and every one of us too much to such ludicrous things.
Please, no ranting about F2P/Aurum/non-vanity items/etc. Take it somewhere else.
Here are a few examples:
CCP accidentally make all lasers loaded with scorch fire scorch bombs. Given the feedback on the forums, CCP resolve the issue by removing scorch from EVE.
Thinking EVE to be too confusing for new players, CCP change Invulnerability field IIs so that they increase shield resists by 30% each time, rather than by 30% of the remaining amount.
From all the forum whining, CCP finally decide to rebalance Gallente and Angel. Railguns are given 50% more range at the expense of 75% less damage, and projectile turrets are removed from EVE. All projectile bonuses Angel & Minmatar ships are replaced with "5% less ship velocity per level"
An incursion erupts in every single system at once, with five times the normal amount of Sansha per site and gate. Thinking it's emergent gameplay, CCP leave it the way it is.
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Wa'roun
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:30:00 -
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Erase the database.
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Lidia Prince
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:30:00 -
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Incursion in Jita. Let's end Incursion chapter with a blast!
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Nnamuachs
Caldari
Kiith Paktu
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
An incursion erupts in every single system at once, with five times the normal amount of Sansha per site and gate. Thinking it's emergent gameplay, CCP leave it the way it is.
I'm skeptical as to how many people would find that a bad thing against how many people would think that would be totally awesome.
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Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:34:00 -
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Release a patch that deletes your boot.ini
Release a patch that makes every jump a crash
Sell out to the cash gods
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Serpents smile
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Posted - 2011.05.30 12:36:00 -
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Easy, even an open door.
Skill points for plex.
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:08:00 -
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Start listening to the people who post in EVE General Discussion.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:10:00 -
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database corrupt
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J Kunjeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:11:00 -
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Listen too much to all of the chronic uber-boobers on these forums.
~Gnosis~ |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:13:00 -
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Shut down EVE.
Duh.
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ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö
ù Karath Piki |
Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:17:00 -
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Ships can't move except turning and warping.
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DeBingJos
Minmatar
Jukebox Warriors
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:22:00 -
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Reprocessing stuff gives more materials back then you need to produce the item.
Oh wait.... |
The Old Chap
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:22:00 -
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Go bust.
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Ioci
Gallente
Space Mermaids
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:23:00 -
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Make us do mining missions to ge Aurum |
Black Dranzer
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.05.30 13:25:00 -
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Leak everybody's account info.
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Lt Chonchu
International Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.05.30 14:02:00 -
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Edited by: Lt Chonchu on 30/05/2011 14:02:22
Hire Sony IT crew
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"
A.E |
Thelitos
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Posted - 2011.05.30 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Black Dranzer
Leak everybody's account info.
Originally by: Lt Chonchu
Edited by: Lt Chonchu on 30/05/2011 14:02:22
Hire Sony IT crew
LOL
LOL
LOL
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VCBee 2fast2furious
Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.05.30 15:14:00 -
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Buff supercarriers
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2011.05.30 15:17:00 -
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go on like this
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
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Posted - 2011.05.30 15:30:00 -
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Poison their hamster.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.05.30 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
Start listening to the people who post in EVE General Discussion.
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Vannbros Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.05.30 16:23:00 -
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Boot.ini oh wait.
Can't believe I'm the first with that one!
Sell out to SOE or EA games.
Produce a film based on their IP using Uwe Boll as the director.
View The Eve Industrial Organiser Site
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2011.05.30 16:33:00 -
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"You are unable to shoot [playername] because he is not currently flagged for PvP combat."
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Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum, with the alt your alt could post like. |
Zoroa Aulx-Gao
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Posted - 2011.05.30 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
"You are unable to shoot [playername] because he is not currently flagged for PvP combat."
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Test Build
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Posted - 2011.05.30 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Soi Mala
Release a patch that deletes your boot.ini
Release a patch that makes every jump a crash
I remember those 2
Login e-warp
crash
Login, make it to stopped try to warp away from Jita, crash
goto step 1
mmm boot.ini
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
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Posted - 2011.05.30 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Wa'roun
Erase the database.
Bitter Old Vet disagrees.
Haunting the forums since '03
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We love you all as well <3
Originally by: CCP Navigator
We have just updated Dodixie. We care a lot for Gallente.
NAVIGATOR <3 |
Malak Alraheem
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Posted - 2011.05.30 18:01:00 -
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Worst thing right now, back down on the anti-bot campaign.
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Zelda Wei
Caldari
New Horizon Trade Exchange
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Posted - 2011.05.30 18:03:00 -
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Listen to the whines of the null-sec CSM hegemony.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.05.30 18:16:00 -
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Worst thing CCP can do right now ? To do absolutely nothing.
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Make ISK||Build||React||1k papercuts
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2011.05.30 18:34:00 -
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Create a fashion game for metrosexual vampires.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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