...you are me.

..."Local Chat" gives you the creeps.

You logg off at night and still hear WH activations.

...you read this thread.

...you reply to this thread.

...you read this thread.

...you reply to this thread.

When you see a guy get hit by a car and you think he's an idiot for not checking local before he crossed the street...

Your gas ship is a t3 with a cloak and extended cargo holds and rigs...

When you see a guy get hit by a car and you think he's an idiot for not checking local d-scan before he crossed the street...

I present to you.... the salvage legion

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14596338

You build a Moros in a c2.

You build a Moros in a c2.

You have a rorqual in a C2 to get the ore out easier

...raze the system, log it off for a month, then raze it again.

Our definition of "fun" is just different than yours. And a lot more evil.

The rest of your alliance is fighting hostiles on the static and instead of joining fleet you do PI.

You know you'll be called out when...you're ganked by a hostile warp out and show up on the BR.

Fixed that for ya.

You lose a chimera in a c2 and decide that building another in a different c2 is a wise choice.

You logg off at night and still hear WH activations.

On a side note can you still offline CHA's even if they have contents?

When you drop a T3 fleet backed up with Recons and Logi on a single Drake running an anom because "it's probably a trap."

You're laughing at corps that put POS's in static nullsec C5-C6 Black Holes

That's pretty much what I've seen every PVP centric WH corp do. are you calling them bears now as well?

You're right. An overwhelming blob on a single PvE ship is definitely the way to prove you're not a carebear...

These the same 'PvP centric' corps whose pilots can only solo PI haulers?

Another dead giveaway: your name begins with "Jas-".

really? lol

You try to scan down a gate.....

You think of the cost of most things in terms of "Number of sites run"

You outnumber your attackers and still proceed to SD all your dozens and dozens of ships without firing a shot.

FFS please say you're making this one up....

Well yeah I wish I was. It took them so long I logged off for a few hours and they we're still at it when I came back.

I'm also certain we're not the only ones who've watched a similar display of self-humiliation. There are bears living out there, soft and cuddly fat little bears.

When you're pissed off because someone :
- didn't put the bms in the can
- picked up the bms from the can but doesn't leave a copy of them
- never scans
- don't recognize k162 holes class with the hole's color

When you are more comfortable in wormholes, the most dangerous space in Eve, than you are in Empire, supposedly the safest, because you're running a hauler and you know some notalent gankbear is just waiting on that in-gate for Jita.

When you realize half the posters in this thread are in your own alliance...

If you have ever come running outta the bathroom with your pants still down around your ankles because you heard a worm fire from your computer

...when you make enough isk to have never actually paid for the game. On two accounts. In deadspace Machariel fleets.

...at a rate Chinese child laborers earn sewing soccer balls.

They make that much these days??? Must be inflation.

They make that much these days??? Must be inflation.

All that currency manipulation is filtering down to the street folk.

Maybe it's time to look for a job? irl?

(unless ofc you're retired, unable to work, a stay-at-home dad, addicted to eve, antisocial psychopath, pregnant, or you'e really a sapce commander living in a wormhole), then by all means continue grinding for isk at a rate Chinese child laborers earn sewing soccer balls.

I'm not even trying at pve and I'm making enough for two accounts. I mean, plex are not that expensive.

relax Nimrod, I actually do enjoy playing EvE, including all the button crunching spreadsheet stuff

btw you mention something about you being a spy? How's that working out for you? Does Nathan know...

He tried, but fell asleep after two hours of spying on crunching spreadsheets.

We are hijacking this thread, gentleman.

PS: Actually, Vegas, that is what I heard about you.

When there's a broken mechanic known as Faction Warfare that prints money like the U.S. government but it's still not worth your time.

when you solo kill a POS tower with cloaky tengu

edit: I'm sure most of you have done a few pos mods solo :P

Added onto that one, your trying to find the dscan button in your sleep.

You're right. An overwhelming blob on a single PvE ship is definitely the way to prove you're not a carebear...

These the same 'PvP centric' corps whose pilots can only solo PI haulers?