Originally by: Liva Daril

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Originally by: XIRUSPHERE

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His name was John Turbefield!

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King of the North!

You have my Raven.

+1

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Originally by: John Turbefield

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o/ Oh Hai guys.

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Originally by: Lexylia

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Originally by: John Turbefield

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o/ Oh Hai guys.

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here comes the trolls

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Originally by: John Turbefield

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o/ Oh Hai guys.

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• John Turbefield cheated on his English test... with a calculator.


• John Turbefield is so awesome he created fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.


• John Turbefield can eat rice with one chop stick.


• John Turbefield won American Idol using only sign language.


• John Turbefield won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.


• John Turbefield once told someone to go fly a kite... the next day electricity was discovered.


• John Turbefield can do anything except lose.


• John Turbefield can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.


• John Turbefield once won an Oscar for playing an extra.


• Some magicians can walk on water, John Turbefield can swim through land.


• Once the cop pulled over John Turbefield... the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.


• John Turbefield had a leading role in Star Wars... he was the force.


• John Turbefield uses paper to cut scissors.


• John Turbefield and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


• John Turbefield can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.


• John Turbefield can cut through a hot knife with butter.


• John Turbefield specially orders his pencils without erasers because John Turbefield doesn't make mistakes.


• John Turbefield counted to infinity - twice.


• John Turbefield can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


• When John Turbefield goes on a picnic, the ants bring him food.


• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from John Turbefield.


• John Turbefield can write a Dictionary by slamming his face into the keyboard.


• John Turbefield doesn't have April 1st on his calendar, because no one fools John Turbefield.


• John Turbefield got into a knife fight. The knife lost.


• John Turbefield wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.


• John Turbefield can clap. With one hand.

Originally by: Liang Nuren

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Originally by: Peter Greed

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Edited by: Peter Greed on 23/06/2011 03:16:29

Originally by: Algathas

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For your reading pleasure:

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You'll notice at the bottom right it states he has led large alliances to war in Eve.

Current CCP Leadership: I am not sure when you invaded CCP. I don't know who you are, but I do know why you are here. Before any clever boardroom ideas hit you about fleecing the Eve Online community, take a hint from the people on your team that ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME, and screw us at your own peril. This man, John Turbefield plays HIS game.... the game you scummy folk are ruining.

John Turbefield WANTED to say the following:

"GTFO MY SPACESHIP GAME, YOU GREEDY, GRUBBY, ASSHATS."


But he did not. Not in so many words anyway.....



WE'RE WITH YOU JOHN!

(and any of the employees at CCP that actually play the game.)

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Not empty quotin

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Originally by: Reed Tiburon

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Originally by: Enuen Ravenseye

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Originally by: Koronakesh

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Sadly, he'll probably now get fired for being both popular and against CCP's cash grabbing.

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Unfortunately, yes, he'll probably end up in the unemployment line. But at least he can go out with a smile on his face knowing the player base (the ones forgotten by most CCP employees) appreciates his ideas, forethought, and integrity. That appreciation won't pay the bills, but it's still nice.

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Originally by: Captain Travaras

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Originally by: Reed Tiburon

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good one

ive seen that pic being posted on another eve forum now as well, someone appreciated your work (if you did it originally)

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Originally by: Borun Tal

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This thread has officially just become gay.

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