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Uninhabited
Caldari Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:27:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters 
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
I see your pros and raise you 1 immovable con.
1) Telstra.
Yes i live in gero, wa.
nbnco will be dissolved when labour loses the 2013 election and all assets in the ground will be sold back to Tel$tra. Sorry.
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:31:00 -
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Originally by: Uninhabited
Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters 
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
I see your pros and raise you 1 immovable con.
1) Telstra.
Yes i live in gero, wa.
nbnco will be dissolved when labour loses the 2013 election and all assets in the ground will be sold back to Tel$tra. Sorry.
Damn it Jim, i left that out for a reason! Can't have Cons in the Pro list
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: Pace eGuerra
Originally by: Lord Viziam I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?
Strine
Though there are dialiects, mate. Up in Far North Queensland they speak "Strine, ey" for example.
The best part about Australia is that we're all mates, even if we've never met!
But it is true that everything that moves is trying to kill you. In fact of the top 10 most poisonous spiders in the world, Australia has 9 of them.
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Merphesh
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:48:00 -
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Yes CCP could learn all about how great Australia is. Apparently its the greatest Country in the Universe bar none and they will remind you of that fact every day. Also apparently they are the most happiest people on Planet Earth according to a new survey released today. They have the greatest National Broadband Network in the galaxy along with the best wine ever to be made by humans. They have huge deposits of natural Resources Comparable to the Drone Regions which feed the Chinese Juggernaught. Their Woman go like a Train and their beer is Better than Czech or German( James Boags is good but not that good). If Ever there was a Country so far up their own Rectum this Country is it. Oh and forgot to mention the quality of their elected politicians, they are total class. Jesus Christ how can a little insignificant country of 21 million people be so full of themselves lol they really do amaze me 
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Ospie
The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:49:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags.
Lawl
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Aramatheia
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Uninhabited
Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters 
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
I see your pros and raise you 1 immovable con.
1) Telstra.
Yes i live in gero, wa.
nbnco will be dissolved when labour loses the 2013 election and all assets in the ground will be sold back to Tel$tra. Sorry.
sigh the mad monk is just as bad as gillard.. aussie politics is in such a dismal state lately.. how do they expect people to vote when theres no one they want to vote for. 2013 election will see a new PM by the name of "Me". And no i dont mean myself, i mean the extra box scribbled on with Me next to it lol
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:53:00 -
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We have cute furry animals too:
And some not-so-furries:
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Mia Aires
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mia Aires But you forgot one thing: No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.
Lies, damned lies.
You win, Mam! You can have them!
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Laine Todako
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:58:00 -
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Originally by: Merphesh ...and their beer is Better than Czech or German( James Boags is good but not that good). If Ever there was a Country so far up their own Rectum this Country is it.
See? This kind of attitude is what happens when you're NOT Australian. Thanks for proving the case Merphesh :)
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Ciar Meara
Amarr Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.06.28 07:02:00 -
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Originally by: Iamien
There is a reason that noone hosts server for Australia, and it is because they don't like Australians.
Fixed that for you!
Why would they move from one iceland on the ass end of nowhere to another island. They allready moved to Engeland another island on the... ------------------------------------------------- A friend of death, a brother of luck and a son of a *****
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 07:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ciar Meara
Originally by: Iamien
There is a reason that noone hosts server for Australia, and it is because they don't like Australians.
Fixed that for you!
Why would they move from one iceland on the ass end of nowhere to another island. They allready moved to Engeland another island on the...
Geez, here's someone who can't read strane at all! Go back to the start and try again.
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Michelle Devereux
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Posted - 2011.06.28 07:09:00 -
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Australia still has internet access? One would think the government has taken care of that by now......
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Indy Rider
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.28 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman
And some not-so-furries:
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DaRuLe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Indy Rider The down side?
Everything tries you kill you.
And we have to yell binary down a phone line for our interwebs.
^that, in bold. My goodness, lovely country but every little creeping, walking or climbing animal wants your blood.
How do you guys survive?! __________________________________________________________________________
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:11:00 -
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Why would CCP want to move to our penal colony?
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Indy Rider
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:20:00 -
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Edited by: Indy Rider on 28/06/2011 09:20:29
Originally by: DaRuLe
^that, in bold. My goodness, lovely country but every little creeping, walking or climbing animal wants your blood.
How do you guys survive?!
When some Pom drops you off in a leaky boat, you don't have much choice but to survive.
You also forgot stuff that swims.
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Shaemell Buttleson
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:39:00 -
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If all the women in Australia were laid end to end..........................
It wouldn't be a big surprise!
* Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. - CCP Ildoge
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DeODokktor
Caldari Dark Templars The Fonz Presidium
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:42:00 -
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The Icelandic bankers who lost billions were forced to return home after the finacial losses were known. I think the majority of Icelandic people will want to stay in... Iceland... Cheap Geotherm power, you can still buy whale meat. The strong AUD means exports are down, and it also means ccp would get less for their subscriptions.
When your currency devalues by like 50% and your main form of income is external you dont run away ;P...
I could sell my house in the UK, and buy a home on the outskirts of the only Icelandic city that counts that's four times the size of my home.. Same price! If someone sells their 300sqm home in iceland and moves to AussieVille.. Will they be able to buy a similar home near Syd for 210k AUD ? ----------- Never Forget the joy of finding a main to link to a scammer alt. N-y-p-h-u-r ! ! |

Merphesh
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:54:00 -
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"See? This kind of attitude is what happens when you're NOT Australian. Thanks for proving the case Merphesh :)"
And what is you're point exactly, don't Australians get total sarcasim when it jumps up and slaps them in the face with a boxed jelly fish. Its one thing to be proud of your'e Country's Heritage (or lack of being from criminal stock) but you Australians my freind are bodering on Lunacy when it comes to Nationalism. 70% of Bogans under the age of 20 have the Aussie Swazzie Tatooed all over them god I could go on for hours on whats so wrong with Australia, funny thing is all the **** youre feed by the media you actually believe. Oh well take the minerals away from Australia and what have you got ?
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Viziam Edited by: Lord Viziam on 28/06/2011 03:28:40
While I would be inclined to give our ausie cousins a favourable mention, your best bet would be to move the company to Canada which boasts 3 of the top 5 most livable cities in the world. I would in particular recommend vancouver which has world class restaurants, and undoubtedly the best recreational snowboarding in the world.
I present to you Exhibit A
This, eh!
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.28 09:59:00 -
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Originally by: Merphesh Yes CCP could learn all about how great Australia is. Apparently its the greatest Country in the Universe bar none and they will remind you of that fact every day. Also apparently they are the most happiest people on Planet Earth according to a new survey released today. They have the greatest National Broadband Network in the galaxy along with the best wine ever to be made by humans. They have huge deposits of natural Resources Comparable to the Drone Regions which feed the Chinese Juggernaught. Their Woman go like a Train and their beer is Better than Czech or German( James Boags is good but not that good). If Ever there was a Country so far up their own Rectum this Country is it. Oh and forgot to mention the quality of their elected politicians, they are total class. Jesus Christ how can a little insignificant country of 21 million people be so full of themselves lol they really do amaze me 
You're forgetting Amurrikka.
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Eyup Mi'duck
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Posted - 2011.06.28 10:09:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1 Why should CCP be sent to our penal colony?
Fixed that for you.
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Mia Wrasse
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Posted - 2011.06.28 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches
There are still a few of us here with sharpened Boomerangs and Drop Bears at the ready.
Originally by: Harcosi The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
Thank you, I resemble that remark. 
Mia
Originally by: buck herrick QFT +1 INTORWEB
we also have some really cool snakes...
One of them sitting on my phone beside me here as I type. (Add that to the sharpened Boomerang and the Drop Bears)
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Alpine 69
Rubbish Superheroes
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Posted - 2011.06.28 10:38:00 -
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Iceland has a miss universe per each 90.000 inhabitants. I doubt they'll have to move anywhere for the goodlooking women.
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Race Drones
13th Squadron E C L I P S E
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Race Drones on 28/06/2011 11:13:34
Originally by: Mara Rinn But it is true that everything that moves is trying to kill you.
Then... is a good place to CCP learn how to improve the PvP in EvE. 
----- EVE Online is a Bad Game that the Players make Good. |

Portmanteau
Gallente CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman 7) Awesome food and wine
Aussie wine is pure gash
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SoylentGreen Rinah
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:16:00 -
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seriously - **** off. We are full. We have water desal for a sad reason.
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: SoylentGreen Rinah we have water desal for a sad reason.
We have water desalination because the idiot cotton farmers took all our water.
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: Uninhabited I see your pros and raise you 1 immovable con.
1) Telstra.
Telstra kicks AT&T's or Verizon's arse to kingdom come and halfway back. You don't know just how good we've got it here in Australia. [ Australian players join channel ANZAC ] |

Tyslas
Firebird Squadron Terra-Incognita
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Posted - 2011.06.28 11:23:00 -
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Tasmanian Devils, Kangaroos and Koalas might be cute and cuddly, but they will still try to kill you.
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