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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:17:00 -
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Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
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~bitter dog~
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Ayieka
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:18:00 -
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its your money, brah.
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Lord Preotea
Amarr BUTTER DOG SERIOUS CORP.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:18:00 -
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Confirming I am also elite.
Thank you.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:20:00 -
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Everyone knows that the Monocleers only use cyno alts of appropriate stature. Well done my bespectacled friend! I salute you and your well respectable alt!
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rofflesausage
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:20:00 -
[5]
This was thread worthy.
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Cpt Arareb
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:22:00 -
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who cares ... what a idiot BOTS ARE RUINING THIS GAME |

Spookyjay
Caldari Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:22:00 -
[7]
Another $60 to WOD should pay for another set of fangs to be developed.
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Mallikanth
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:22:56 What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each?
Confirming you are $160 worse off than these rest of us. You are now the proud owner of a few more pixels than most of us in this Computer game.
If it makes you feel better why don't you spend some more of your money and be the first owner of the first set of everything!!!
Then we will laugh even more at you 
Keep spending & bragging bro. 

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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:23:00 -
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Or he had a few bil isk laying around to troll :/
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:24:00 -
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Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:24:37
Originally by: Mallikanth What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each?
1.5bn ISK each, not RL cash. And if that makes you angry, you are clearly too poor to afford monocles for your own cynoalts. In which case, you fail comprehensively at eve and will NEVER be elite. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mallikanth you are $160 worse off than these rest of us
Hohoho! Don't be silly peasant.
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Mallikanth
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Mallikanth What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each?
1.5bn ISK each, not RL cash. And if that makes you angry, you are clearly too poor to afford monocles for your own cynoalts. In which case, you fail at eve.
Hardly angry - more like happy. I love a good laugh.
Especially at other peoples expense.

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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:26:00 -
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I hope this prompts CCP to realize how stupid it is to not have these items destructible.
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Mallikanth
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Mallikanth you are $160 worse off than these rest of us
Hohoho! Don't be silly peasant.
Good to see those pixels giving you such joy. Your bragging gives me as much pleasure - while I laugh at you.
Originally by: Bloodpetal
I hope this prompts CCP to realize how stupid it is to not have these items destructible.
^ +1

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Joiske
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:28:00 -
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These pea****s .... translated as small****s ..... , they need to buy vanity gear because they have a wee weeners ... nuff said
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Joiske These pea****s .... translated as small****s ..... , they need to buy vanity gear because they have a wee weeners ... nuff said
tl;dr cant afford cynoalt monocle ----------
~bitter dog~
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Tippia
Caldari Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:31:00 -
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You know that being ugly won't make him live longer, right?  ùùù ôWe want to try this thing called micro-transactions, but we don't know what it is. Can anyone explainà aw screw it, let's just do it! What could go wrong?ö ù ÇÇP |

Sig Sour
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:31:00 -
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He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
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Ron Whisper
Caldari Undiscovered Force
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:31:00 -
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my vote is to make those monocles destructible. Ig those laud mouth folks thing it's so pimp and their considdering them selves high upon the pillar of financial wealth, be it ingame or out, they should be easily able to afford tons of them.
CCP, make them monocles of yours destructable so that monoclegeddon will make you even more money from you dead golden egg laying goose  CCP, YOU DON'T KNOW CCP Sreegs lies about new Forum security fail
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Discrodia
Gallente Symbiosis International Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:31:00 -
[20]
Good to see that CCP doesn't need us smart people anymore to make money.
Originally by: anonymous WE JUST DID SCIENCE!
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mallikanth Your bragging gives me as much pleasure - while I laugh at you.
We shall laugh at each other than, peasant 
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Maj Disaster
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Bloodpetal
I hope this prompts CCP to realize how stupid it is to not have these items destructible.
The monocle owners should be petitioning CCP to make them destructible. The truly rich would not worry about the cost of loosing one and the truly elite would not fear being podded by a mere peasant.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:36:00 -
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Just buy a few more and CCP will have the :metrics: to ramp up the NeX store. ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |

Joiske
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
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Sig Sour
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:39:00 -
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You want to be elite, get a faction battleship. Monocles are for ***** noobs who are willing to stab their own people in the back.
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McRoll
Minmatar Heatseekers
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:39:00 -
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And everything evolves to CCP's plan.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:39:00 -
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Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~
Originally by: Sig Sour You want to be elite, get a faction battleship. Monocles are for ***** noobs who are willing to stab their own people in the back.
I already have a large selection of faction battleships. You may come and see them in Agil. Your problem is that you assume the choice is between faction ships or monocles - but no, the true elite can have both. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Langoss
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:41:00 -
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**** you
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Reilly Duvolle
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:41:00 -
[29]
I see you are busy expanding your doll collection. Have fun!
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Ayieka
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Langoss **** you
replies like this just make them win.
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The Pteradactyl
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ayieka its your money, brah.
Or, it's his ISK, some other chumps money.
The thing you have to remember is that most of the people who shell out for a monocle probably won't buy a PLEX just for that. The monocles will probably go to the folks with a stockpile of 150 PLEX's in Jita and a half trillion in assets. LEET
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Mallikanth
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:42:00 -
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Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:43:14
Originally by: Mytzso
We shall laugh at each other than, peasant 
Far from it..you seem to have forgotten something... my laughs cost me nothing.
How much did yours cost you again? Oh I forgot "it means nothing to me". I'm soooo pleased for you 
[edit for boredom] enjoy! TTFN

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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:44:00 -
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Edited by: Ezra Vouland on 29/06/2011 18:45:03
Originally by: Mallikanth Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:43:14
Originally by: Mytzso
We shall laugh at each other than, peasant 
Far from it..you seem to have forgotten something... my laughs cost me nothing.
How much did yours cost you again? Oh I forgot "it means nothing to me". I'm soooo pleased for you 
[edit for boredom] enjoy! TTFN
Isn't isk free since its fake space money?
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Sig Sour
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog I already have a large selection of faction battleships. You may come and see them in Agil. Your problem is that you assume the choice is between faction ships or monocles - but no, the true elite can have both.
Agil
That's high sec. You got a long way to go before you are elite. LONG WAY.
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Joiske
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~
but that's where you are wrong...
I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ezra Vouland How much did yours cost you again?
Hohoho! More than you can afford silly peasant. And worth every ISK 
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A Taxman
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Butter Dog Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~
but that's where you are wrong...
I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....
This guy just got trolled.
Posting here to confirm that I want a monocle.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:49:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Butter Dog Edited by: Butter Dog on 29/06/2011 18:40:52
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
Spending RL cash is not how the Monocled Elite operate. We use ISK. If you have to use RL cash, you have failed at life and eve and are not truly ~eLiTe~
but that's where you are wrong...
I have most if not all faction ships in game, all fitted with leet faction gear, plus I have over 20 billion in my account right now ... you sir are the fool .... because no one is elite in a game of pixels .... it is after all A GAME but you fail to see that .... wearing a monocle effects your ability to see the true picture, you have been mugged ... whether you buy it with rl money or isk, you were stupid enough to fall for the trap .... its this very stupidity that will eventually kill eve ... and there is nothing really elite about that ....
I am sorry, but if you had true wealth (20bn isk, lol) you would not be so angry and clearly jealous. You cannot comprehend buying your cynoalts monocles because you are not elite. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Lightzy
Cult of the Spinning Meat
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:49:00 -
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wts monocle 1,4b (jita price 1.6)
get while its hot )) mail me
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A Little Girl
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Posted - 2011.06.29 18:56:00 -
[40]
I throw my panties at you I love you that much 
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Omara Otawan
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:00:00 -
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Edited by: Omara Otawan on 29/06/2011 19:01:07
Why is everyone raging when someone buys a monocle?
Its a true win-win situation.
CCP basically gets a $60 donation without providing anything in return, extra income for the good people that give us this fine game cant possibly be wrong.
And we get to laugh at the idiot that gave away his in-game/RL money for no good reason other than making a donation for the game the rest of us play (as well as Dust and WoD).
I approve of this, buy more monocles. And please dont forget the matching shoes, skirt and blouse. You dont want to be a cheapskate now, do you?
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Nitt Lock
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:03:00 -
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Hehe these trolls all buy the monocle but not the clothing and boots because they are merely out to troll.
Return here when you have the full oufit for all your alts poor man.
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Torin
Minmatar Red Bone Corsairs
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:14:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new monocled overlords. --------------
Red Bone Reborn |

Dr Lebroi
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:17:00 -
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Must admit I'm really enjoying these posts! Go earn some isk if you want a monocle - happy to say that vanity items are working as intended. Happy to see more vanity stuff but do not want anything that gives game advantage.
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:21:00 -
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Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.
Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.
Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. 
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.
Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.
Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. 
i doubt you can even afford a simple capital ship, let alone a monocle-equipped cynoalt
you have a long way to go before being elite, and with your attitude I think you wont ever get there ----------
~bitter dog~
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.
Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.
Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. 

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Ramelius
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:25:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Mytzso CCP PR Troll
/AutoIgnore
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:38:00 -
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Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.
Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)
Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.
Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?
I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.
P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!! p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all 
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Iloni Atoriandra
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:40:00 -
[50]
Mytzso I want a sig like yours.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:42:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Epiphany Achura Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.
Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)
Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.
Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?
I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.
P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!! p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all 
3bn isk, not $120. There is a significant difference between those things.
As for the rest of your post - you sound jealous and angry. Please calm down, it's only a game, it's fine if you're not truly elite like me. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:43:00 -
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Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37 Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36 We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.
Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.
Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).
Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.
Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. 
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El Lion
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:46:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
1/10
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:47:00 -
[54]
Huh, wassat? Oh, that, don't worry, it's just another troll with more isk than imagination. Monocle, peasant, elite, heard it all before. I remember a time when they actually tried, but not now
Subscription 2.0 û the future is TODAY!
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Ltd SpacePig
FISKL GUARDS RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:50:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37 Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36 We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.
Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.
Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).
Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.
Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. 
Bleh... you just try to much..
+1 to Bitter Dog :) "Carebear gone bad" |

Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:52:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Ltd SpacePig
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:46:37 Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:45:36 We can win this argument easily... with a logical induction.
Premise : For Butter Dog to be correct, ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to agree with CCP's latest decisions, and not refraining from purchasing the monocle out of spite, -OR- ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would have to be people who would want a monocle and think a monocle looked good, ALL players, all of them.
Supposition : Extremely unlikely that ALL players of extreme wealth or combat skill would both be positive on both variables. Many exceptions likely in the sample group, again on both points (happiness with CCP / desire or lack of desire for the monocle).
Conclusion : Button Dog is making an assertion that logic doesn't really support. This, makes him look, like a dumba$$.
Any troll maneuver is an attempt to say something offensive, but believable. You forgot the second point. Again... not something someone elite would do. 
Bleh... you just try to much..
+1 to Bitter Dog :)
If -that- is your yardstick of what's right or wrong, you are a ****ing moron too. 
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:56:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Arias Dren
If -that- is your yardstick of what's right or wrong, you are a ****ing moron too. 
lets examine the evidence
1. you sound angry 2. you dont have monocle
coincidence? I think not ----------
~bitter dog~
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:56:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.
Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.
Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. 
Sorry Butter, you aren't getting out of this one. 
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 19:58:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Epiphany Achura Came on the forums to see what all the fuss is about. Couldn't care less about MT-vanity items.
Saw a guy calling himself elite...got excited...then I found out it was the one and only Butterdog (well-known troll poster)
Funny that you think you are well off cuz you can afford two of those monocle thingies. $120 makes you affluent does it? Bro, come to New York and see if you can keep up with the boys at a high-end night club. $120.00 is what I spend in the first five minutes on drinks.
Where you from Mississipi?!?! I hear down there that's a lot of money. Must look awesome on your computer screen. Can you see it from outside your trailer? Does the relflection show in the swamp water?
I always knew you were a forum hooker but coming on here and calling yourself "elite"? Butterdog+elite=oxymoron.
P.s. Look Mom I am in a bitterdog post..and he has a monocle!!! p.p.s There is no truth to the rumor that Bitterdog recieved the monocles gratis from CCP to go on his current jihad. None at all 
3bn isk, not $120. There is a significant difference between those things.
As for the rest of your post - you sound jealous and angry. Please calm down, it's only a game, it's fine if you're not truly elite like me.
You answered none of my questions how sad...you are. If I sound jealous and angry it is only because you can't hear me properly. Might want to see your local witch doctor. Could be the swamp water building up in your inner ear.
If you heard me properly I would sound contemptuous...of you. Couldn't care less about the issue at hand or your monocles. What I find appaling is your use of the term "elite" in describing yourself and how you enjoy putting others down.
Are you that insignificant in real life that you have to prop yourself up on the forums? I guess so...
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:00:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:04:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle? ----------
~bitter dog~
etc |

Ohh Yeah
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:04:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Mallikanth Edited by: Mallikanth on 29/06/2011 18:22:56 What are these groups of pixels you've bought? $80 each?
Confirming you are $160 worse off than these rest of us. You are now the proud owner of a few more pixels than most of us in this Computer game.
If it makes you feel better why don't you spend some more of your money and be the first owner of the first set of everything!!!
Then we will laugh even more at you 
Keep spending & bragging bro. 
Mmm, yes. A proletarian with an opinion. Cute, but novel at best.
Carry on kind Butter Dog, ol' chap.
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:06:00 -
[63]
Face it Bitterdog you a small and insignificant...you know it and so do we all..
A star or "elite" commands respect with their presence or reputation. People don't need to be told that they are a star.
On the other hand wannabe posers...well they will tell you all day long about how 'leet they are. Next, you will start name dropping I bet.
You seem like the kind of guy who has to wait at the end of every line to get into a club only to be told after waiting an hour that the club is full.
You do have a pixel monocle though to offset your insignificance though..it suits you. Carry on.
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Riddick Liddell
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:06:00 -
[64]
Now I know who bought my Navy Velator contract |

Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:07:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:09:49 Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?
You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+ch boy.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:11:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?
You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy.
Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt.
Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average. ----------
~bitter dog~
etc |

Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:13:00 -
[67]
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:14:42
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 19:21:05 Alot of people are elite, and have the money to buy a monocle (or many), and simply do not because they think it looks like... ****.
Or they have plenty of money, but do not buy a monocle out of spite, because CCP has ****ed them off lately.
Since these points seem oblivious to you Butter Dog, you are stupid, and noone stupid can really -be- elite, can they. So STFU and die. 
Dude, you -keep- sending us right. Back. Here. 
PS: It's like you are in a state of arrested development. It's hilarious.
*does impression of Butter Dog, as robot android who can't escape his own programming, dies on floor laughing*
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000Hunter000
Gallente Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:14:00 -
[68]
Butter Dog makes me chuckle!
Question: What will be the next item u will buy? Did u get the Quafe t-shirt? Thats for sale as well now right? ________________________________________________
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Dr Offensive
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:17:00 -
[69]
This is blatant (and funny) trolling.
I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:18:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?
You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy.
Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt.
Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average.
There may be some truth to the rumored "Monocle club"...only the best need apply.
Bitterdog will be checking ID's and licking the precision boots of his betters at the front door.
The true elite will enter and leave through a side door..no one will remember what they were wearing only that they looked GOOD.
Most like Bitterdog will never even get the priviledge to see them. Carry on B'dog
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:18:00 -
[71]
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:18:58
Originally by: Dr Offensive This is blatant (and funny) trolling.
I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.
Agreed. Blatant. Funny trolling.
...but also noob -****- trolling. 
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K Raz
Danish Trade and Mining Inc. Frontier Trading and Co Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:23:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Dr Offensive This is blatant (and funny) trolling.
I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.
This!
With some corps/alliances not recruiting players with AUR items, i wonder how long before we get the Monocleer Alliance. A place where fine gentlemen with monocles can sip fine spirits and discuss the market or the next hostile takeover while the monocle-less perform pos or hauling duty 
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:25:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Joiske
Originally by: Sig Sour He probably can, its not expensive. You just have to be a moron to buy one.
^ this
with my pay check i could buy 10 of these a day, but i am not a mug that's gonna be mugged ... i am happy with my weenier, monocles owners are obviously not ...
LIES!
You can neither afford a proper education, as evidenced by the base quality and lack of technical knowledge of your prose, nor do you seem to have spare change for a photo booth.
Long live the monocle!
Mr Epeen 
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MastaKari
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:25:00 -
[74]
loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.
thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up 
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:26:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Bloodpetal I hope this prompts CCP to realize how stupid it is to not have these items destructible.
This.
Why are the new-money'ed always such trash...
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:27:00 -
[76]
I'm honestly surprised you're not wearing a monocle, Epeen. WTF is up with that anyway...? 
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WIlliam Rusell
The Order of Scull and Bones The Bilderberg Group.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:28:00 -
[77]
Something must be done to stop these chavs from breeding 
Most uncouth
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:29:00 -
[78]
Originally by: MastaKari loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.
thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up 
It's only funny because he's so bad at it. 
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Abulurd Boniface
Gallente Legio Geminatus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:29:00 -
[79]
I'm beginning to think we only need to find us about 10 to 15 000 of these elite players before CCP has some extra budget to spend on WoD and Dust.
For good to survive it suffices for evil to acquire a deadly, incapacitating disease. |

Baron von Thulium
Thulium Lords United Monocle Overlords
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:32:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.
Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.
Monocle pic day 1
----
Check out my Monocle Lottery! |

Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:33:00 -
[81]
*...drops knife between the two of them* 
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Deja Thoris
Invicta. Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:34:00 -
[82]
If CCP can find another few thousand ret ards like you then their new business model will have been a success.
I'm not sure 50,000 trolls swanning about in monocles will make for exciting gameplay, but you can certainly have a good chin wag while plotting how to afford the diamond encrusted monocle for only $399.99
Your posts are pretty amusing in a "point and laugh at the windowlicker" kind of way.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:40:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Deja Thoris I'm not sure 50,000 trolls swanning about in monocles will make for exciting gameplay, but you can certainly have a good chin wag while plotting how to afford the diamond encrusted monocle for only $399.99
sounds like paradise - of course, you wouldn't enjoy it as you are not truly elite, eve has too many average players, good riddance I say ----------
~bitter dog~
etc |

Deja Thoris
Invicta. Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:45:00 -
[84]
You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.
Enjoy the new eve.
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:51:06
Originally by: Baron von Thulium Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.
Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.
Monocle pic day 1
Hey Butter, guess you're not so elite anymore huh. 
Check it out guys look.
I'm trolling him.
You guys love this stuff right.
Originally by: MastaKari loving how butter dog is trolling you lot.
thanks for the smiles and chuckles butter dog keep it up 
Originally by: Dr Offensive This is blatant (and funny) trolling.
I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.

Lmao. |

xXLegitCeoXx
Hups Oho
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Deja Thoris You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.
Enjoy the new eve.
Tatah. |

Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:49:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Mallikanth Your bragging gives me as much pleasure - while I laugh at you.
We shall laugh at each other than, peasant 
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
I really like this pic and feel it should be on in game billboards. |

Peter Powers
FinFleet Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:52:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Deja Thoris You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.
Enjoy the new eve.
dear friend, i can see how you might be upset by your own sad fate.
be assured, we have our deepest symathies for the poor people, and i will gladly give you a t1 frigatte if you need it, so you can venture into space and find your way to iskies aswell..
best regards, Peter Powers
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |

Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:52:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Deja Thoris You call it elite. I call it "sad fuc k" Each to his own.
Enjoy the new eve.
this is what happens when you can't afford cynoalt monocles - sad and angry  |

Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:11:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Baron von Thulium Edited by: Baron von Thulium on 29/06/2011 20:34:39
Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
Sorry, you are late. I was the first cynoalt with a monocle.
Gratz anyway for being the 2nd.Monocle pic day 1
Awww..Bitterdog...always number two (pun intended). Poor little pooch.
Now I feel even sorrier for you than I did earlier. I didn't think I could manage that... it's my capacity for empathy that truly shines amongst all of this bitterness, I guess.
I guess you will be eternally sniffing the Baron's crack. Just like a good dog does.
Heel! B'dog Heel!
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Nak hak
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:14:00 -
[91]
LOL,..... you funny! You Klink'er. Best Regards. Nak hak, The Self-Righteous |

Javja
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:14:00 -
[92]
Butter Dog, your wry wit makes this thread winning.
Kudos to The Monocled Elite

Heh, sounds like a good corp name right there.
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Merlin Sorca
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:27:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:18:58
Originally by: Dr Offensive This is blatant (and funny) trolling.
I honestly can't believe how many people are getting sucked in and reacting.
Agreed. Blatant. Funny trolling.
...but also noob -****- trolling. 
tbh, if he was bad at trolling you wouldn't have responded so strongly to him in this thread. Methinks you didn't know he was trolling you from the start.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:28:00 -
[94]
It is good to see such a high class thread here, must say I'm saddened to see regular commoners here but we must have drink caddies
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Willem B
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:29:00 -
[95]
i just love it!
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Emiko P'eng
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.29 22:38:00 -
[96]
I must admit it is a bargain for something made out of a bottle top and grey sellotape 
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Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Convex Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:16:00 -
[97]
Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 29/06/2011 23:18:15
Originally by: Ayieka its your money, brah.
No, actually its your parents, who purchased PLEX for us with their CC's. You see, our internet spaceship gameplay is actually worth real money to you lowly servants. We are so ridiculously above you in society that you pay CCP for me to play. You even pay CCP for me to wear this monocle.
Run along, back to your peasantry. I need more vanity items.
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:21:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Willem B i just love it!
I think it the monocle should not be purchased willy-nilly...there is a mirror in CQ..I suggest it be used.
Wilhelm- you look good..its a keeper
Plunder bunny- it makes you look primly butch..not saying thats bad if that is your style
Terminal- just looks bad ass
B'dog- you just can't change his red headed step child look..on both his accounts strange.
Life imitating art?
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claire xxx
Caldari Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:31:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
We already knew you were a moron, you really didn't need to confirm that with photographic proof.
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:36:00 -
[100]
Originally by: claire xxx
Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
We already knew you were a moron, you really didn't need to confirm that with photographic proof.
OMG!! You know Butterdog too?!?!? We have to do lunch..I have some many stories about him I could share...like this one time when he ate a sock and then when he tried to pass it he couldn't get it all the out...and he was walking around the house dragging his ass on the floor trying to get it off...
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:40:00 -
[101]
You have a cyno alt? 
Dear chap, one does not have an alt for such things, one simply pays one of the lower class players for such a task.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
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EpicFailTroll
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:47:00 -
[102]
I've heard that Butter Dog got RL money for defense of some dude's space when he was in ISSN. Now that's truly elite, I wouldn't know how to earn RL money through an MMO if i tried.
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Uuali
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:49:00 -
[103]
I bought a monocle for my alt too. But you can't see it because she keeps it in her pocket she's so effing elite!
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Rumple Fourskin
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:03:00 -
[104]
I sense dev alts and pr people everywhere. This game is ****ing sad.
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Rover Vitesse
Gallente FinFleet Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:11:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Rover Vitesse on 30/06/2011 00:11:11 I feel sorry for the people who are so poor they cannot afford a monocle.
To express my sorrow, and show that rich people do have feelings, I will give a monocle away at Jita 4.4 to the pod-pilot who is the first to contract the Ford Mondeo of the Skies to me. That's right, poorlings, the first pilot who contracts a Bog-Standard, Paupers EditionÖ Common-or-Garden Raven to Rover Vitesse will receive a monocle. Don't worry about fitting or rigs, just a scrub peasant repackaged Raven will do.
You have my word as a member of the ~elite~ Monocle Owners Dining Club.
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Abyssal Void
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:47:00 -
[106]
I have no problem with the this. Think its funny even. If I had any complaint it would be that the mono is not really cool enough of a item. I mean in AION you can buy light saber skins for your swords. Now thats cool.
I want Tie-Fighter caldari drones :)
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Seishi Maru
doMAL S.A.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:54:00 -
[107]
Dude. you came from an alliance that was defeated by IAC.. nothing can be less elite than that!
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:21:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Rumple Fourskin I sense dev alts and pr people everywhere. This game is ****ing sad.
Whilst it's true that monocle owners do get better access to CCP in terms of feedback and petitions (I was surprised to see an additional option in the petition section for monocle owners to get a quicker response), I cam assure you I am no dev alt.
I am merely an elite player who wishes to own fine accessories. ----------
~bitter dog~
etc |

Portmanteau
Gallente CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:42:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:08:40
Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Arias Dren Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:01:33 Of course they won't read what you're saying properly or actually 'respond' to your points. That would actually be 'arguing'. These stupid ****s just spin. Really. ****ing. Elite.
If I gave you a pair of 'Precision' Boots as an act of charity, will you stop crying about your lack of monocle?
You are weak. Anyone reading this back through will get the impression (because it's true) that I'd rather scratch my CARBON rendered face off than wear a monocle. They'll also notice you haven't answered a single counter-point made to you... because you're a non-elite bi+cth boy.
Au contraire. My elite status is clearly cemented by both my monocle, and the monocle of my cynoalt.
Already, the Monocled Elite are forging in-game links and you are not included in this exclusive club. That makes you jealous and angry, and I am sorry about that, but you only have yourself to blame for being poor and average.
delusions of adequacy ... you are nothing but a vulgar space chav
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Tobiaz
Spacerats
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:52:00 -
[110]
Vanity stuff should be destroyed with the pod. |

Ayame Yubari
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:53:00 -
[111]
Beginning to think these monocle trolls have no life whatsoever. It was amusing for a bit but now I mostly just yawn and press the back button.
Also, Butter Dog? Great name for a lord indeed. Sounds more like some petty crook name. |

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Amarr Divine Power.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 07:03:00 -
[112]
Hm with such wise investiture at the helm, it's a true wonder why the New Providence NIP never made it.
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Falbala
Gallente Ishtar's Destiny
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Posted - 2011.06.30 07:33:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Patient 2428190 Just buy a few more and CCP will have the :metrics: to ramp up the NeX store.
That and won't consider hiring a better designers.
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Comy 1
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2011.06.30 07:53:00 -
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Please simple peasants. For all of you who can not comprehend how superior Butter Dog's trolling is, I will explain it.
It's a common misstake to believe that a troll needs to be subtle to be successfull. Many people trying to mimic the masters will make this misstake, as is seen in alot of other situations aswell. The lesser players will go for the gimmick tactics, much like a player using a cheese strategy in an RTS, trying to set traps in EVE or the guys that run the same heroes in HoN every game to do their trick.
A true elite player don't need no dirty tricks, we leave them to the lesser players. A real master manage to troll people, even if they know it's a troll before opening the thread. I don't expect you all to understand this, but this is the reason we wear monocles and not you!
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RougeOperator
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Posted - 2011.06.30 07:54:00 -
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Stealth marketing, PR campaing in full force still?
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: Arias Dren Yyou haven't answered
A Gentleman of appropriate stature is not obliged to acknowledge the presence of a peasant. Carry on with your chores or we shall cut your food rations and have the insect netting removed off your hut.
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OMGWTFResearch
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog Dear fellow pilots,
Very few of you will have heard of Lord Preotea before. This is because he is my cynoalt. I barely use him and he sits on the same account as me. He has less than 1m skillpoints.
However, this alone is not a sufficient reason to deprive Lord Preotea of the true sign of the elite - his own monocle. I would not wish any character closely associated with me to be lacking in such an essential accessory, for I am serious about being truly elite.
You may check Lord Proetea in-game to confirm he has the monocle. This will leave you in no doubt that I truly am the ELITE OF THE ELITE.
Thank you.
Confirming Evemon says you trained Epic Fail to V
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: RougeOperator Stealth marketing, PR campaing in full force still?
Let's reiterate a few simple facts, shall we.
1. you're paranoid 2. you're angry 3. you can't afford a monocle 4. you're jealous
I mean, lol, my cynoalt has the monocle and all you can do is cry about not having one on forums...  ----------
~bitter dog~
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O Thief
The Monocled Elite
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Posted - 2011.06.30 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Javja Butter Dog, your wry wit makes this thread winning.
Kudos to The Monocled Elite

Heh, sounds like a good corp name right there.
Quite
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Pis Af
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Posted - 2011.06.30 10:11:00 -
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You have the most ******edly looking avatar with that monocle... just saying... 
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