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Super Chair
Caldari
Hell's Revenge
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Posted - 2011.07.01 16:48:00 -
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Kinda bored, lets make some jokes :D
My Killboard Stats are so bad that when the CCP Dev that was supposed to be at the FW roundtable at fanfest saw me there, they mistook it for the missions roundtable.
My killboard stats are so bad that PL wouldnt hotdrop me out of pity
My killboard stats are so bad that Hello Kitty, Charlie Sheen, and Micheal Bolten wouldn't fleet with me.
My killboard stats are so bad that RvB denied my app.
Keep em coming 
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GavinGoodrich
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Posted - 2011.07.01 16:58:00 -
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KB stats are so bad my cat got more kills than me today rolling all over my keyboard
Putting the "pro" in procrastination since 1981. |
Cromwell Savage
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.07.01 17:41:00 -
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My KB stats are so bad, I had to spend the last 6 months in Afghanistan.
Or maybe it's the other way around.... :P |
Veshta Yoshida
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.01 19:48:00 -
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My killboard stats are ..
Argh hell, who am I kidding, my stats are awesome. Just stopped by to laugh at you lot.
PS: The laugh trickles down as well so all subsequent posters, consider yourself laughed at!
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:40:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad... that CCP unsubbed my account "for my own good."
My killboard stats are so bad... that when a DEV tries looking for kills I've made, the logs ACTUALLY show nothing.
My killboard stats are so bad... that upon entering space my noobship self-destructs saying, "I'll just save you some time."
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Super Chair
Caldari
Hell's Revenge
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Posted - 2011.07.01 21:31:00 -
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 Originally by: ShahFluffers
My killboard stats are so bad... that when a DEV tries looking for kills I've made, the logs ACTUALLY show nothing.
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Psychotic Sidekick
Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2011.07.03 04:55:00 -
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Edited by: Psychotic Sidekick on 03/07/2011 04:56:06
KB stats are so bad that my corp killboard reserved 'top loser' for me for the next 12 months
KB stats are so bad that even a state war academy kestrel fleet can get a kill on me
KB stats are so bad that i have started growing a set of squid tentacles
KB stats are so bad that even amarr roleplayers make fun of it 
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.07.03 05:44:00 -
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Originally by: Psychotic Sidekick
KB stats are so bad that even amarr roleplayers make fun of it
ooooooooooooooooo... that's bad.
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Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.07.03 07:29:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad that once a 1-day-old-velator turned away from me saying, "nah,not worth the time."
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Demolishar
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Posted - 2011.07.03 10:34:00 -
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My killboard stats are so good it makes you all look like noobs, and I'm not even joking.
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HerpDerpDerpHerp de-Derp DerpHerpDerp
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Posted - 2011.07.03 11:10:00 -
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My Killboard stats are so bad I had to join the Caldari Militia
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foksieloy
Minmatar
Rockets ponies and rainbows
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Posted - 2011.07.03 11:39:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad I had to make a "Loren Gallen fight me" thread.
My killboard stats are so bad that when CCP saw me fly the rifter, they made the projectile boost.
My killboard stats are so bad that Ev0ke tried to recruit me.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.07.03 14:15:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad, people actually start mining whenever I enter system.
My killboard stats are so bad, when I AFK cloak, I encourage people to rat.
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
OllieNorth
Gallente
R-K Industries
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Posted - 2011.07.03 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Demolishar
My killboard stats are so good it makes you all look like noobs, and I'm not even joking.
People who are trying too hard --^
My killboard stats are so bad that when I joined BoB they disbanded the alliance.
My killboard stats are so bad that corps pay me to wardec them.
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Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.07.03 20:02:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad that I was rejected from joining a corp because "I would depress other members"
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I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.03 20:37:00 -
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My KB stars are so bad that not even a npc corp will accept me.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.07.03 21:45:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad, my modules automatically unfit themselves and appear in the nearest player's cargohold
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Macks Artilius
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Posted - 2011.07.04 03:42:00 -
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My Killboard stats are so bad its a Deathboard.
My Killboard stats are so bad when I try to work out my efficiency I get a divide by zero error.
My Killboard stats are so bad when I warp into a system, the player count in local goes down by one.
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.07.04 03:58:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad I even show up on my own killmails.
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.04 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
My killboard stats are so bad I even show up on my own killmails.
Win.
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Market Entity
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:17:00 -
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My Killboard stats are so bad, Redia and MsKypp mistook me for a fellow member of Defy4nt...
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Franny
Mentis Seorsum
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Posted - 2011.07.16 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
My killboard stats are so bad I even show up on my own killmails.
bomb yourself?
my killboard stats are so bad, I misplace ships and wonder if I lost a kill(loss) mail (older players will remember that bug)
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Corwin Broadside
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2011.07.16 13:08:00 -
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My KB stats are so bad that undertow decloaked
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Yuanrang
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Posted - 2011.07.16 14:44:00 -
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My killboard Stats are so bad that I can use my epeen to pick locks.
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Sojet
Gallente
The Seal Cub Clubbing Club.
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Posted - 2011.07.16 18:27:00 -
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My KB stats are so bad I suicide gank exhumers just to keep neutral ISK damage
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Originally by: CCP Whisper
So you're going to have to do some actual thinking with regards to hull components and their capabilities instead of copying some cook |
Kion Clarix
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.07.16 22:24:00 -
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My KB stats are so bad TEST wouldn't take me in
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Wedding Peach
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Posted - 2011.07.17 22:22:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad that rats actually warp their NPC Hulks to belts to mine.
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I am the Love Angel, Wedding Peach, and I am very displeased by your lack of love! |
Squatdog
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2011.07.17 22:48:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad that I get KILLED BY BLUEPRINTS
(apparently)
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Kro0k
Gallente
Primum Artifex
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Posted - 2011.07.18 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: Yuanrang
My killboard Stats are so bad that I can use my epeen to pick locks.
ahahahahaha |
Barrak
Caldari
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.07.18 19:01:00 -
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My killboard stats are so bad I posted here thinking I could at least win this....
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