THEN WHY ARENT YOU SHOOTING THESE GUYS BREAKING THE RULES

IM GOING TO PETITION TO GET YOU REMOVED SO PEOPLE LIKE ME DONT LOSE THERE SHIPS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO YOUR JOB

I'm just trying to get this straight in my head, via U-Mad and Team Liquid logic.

1. Low sec has rules in certain areas where you are NOT allowed to gate camp and blob and if you are flashy red and an open target for anyone to shoot with impunity you are exempt from Blobbing by EvE Uni.

2. If another entity breaks your rules, especially a noob training alliance that flies around in frigates that do 50-80 dps t1 fit, you can then grief them forever to teach them a lesson.

3. EvE University is NOT allowed to follow your rule set because they are a noob training alliance that must be taught a lesson about how YOUR rules only apply to yourselves.

4. Asking for help is restricted to players who CHOOSE to pirate, follow low sec security space mechanics and griefers who can't fight anyone else but noobs.

5. Justifying your lack of skills by attempting to redirect peoples attention from your own hypocritical statements to making the noobs look guilty of the same misdemeanors is totally acceptable, but only if you are in U-Mad or Team Liquid.

6. Pitting t2/faction fit ships with high skills against noobs with low sp that do 1/4 the dps back again is legitimate proof that you are good at eve.

Am I correct thus far?

Hey ferocious baby i need another sandwich pls. But to make this simple my EVE is like my Burger King (or those yummy sandwiches u make me) I got to have it my way. I don't care about anything else its MY sandbox, its my sandwich and I won't it like THIS.

Ferocious,

It seems to me, after contemplating several pages of posts and intellectual drama unfolding in a disappointing, climatic dud, I have come to the realization that your discourse with my esteemed copatriots can be condensed into the following statement: Eve Uni cares about love, life, and the blissfull pursuit of attention, while U-MAD provides exactly zero *****.