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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 02:10:00 -
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*facepalm*
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ok next question please |
S1LKY SM00TH
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Posted - 2011.07.10 11:18:00 -
[32]
Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame
Lorpion
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Lengu
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 19:52:00 -
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 Originally by: S1LKY SM00TH
Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame
Lorpion
or
Lengu
i have no idea what your talking about, so here is a picture of arvald in a sombrero
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apparently that picture dosent exist so picture it in your head.
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.10 20:17:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Arvald
apparently that picture dosent exist
Lies.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.11 05:07:00 -
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Arvald, I'm currently hiding in the basement of someone's house. Everybody thinks I'm a bit crazy and is looking for me.
You see, I did as you suggested, and fed the cat the gum-bulb mix. Unfortunately nothing happened. The pain did not come to her. I followed her around for half the day (luckily I wore my standard ninja suit). After six hours I noticed that the tungsten wire from the bulb must have passed her digestion system and was hanging out of her ass for about three inches. I made my attack to grab the wire and to remove any evidence when the cat started to run away.
I chased her down the street and after some yards I accidentally stepped on the bulb wire. The cat went  and out came a six inch ball of gum, glass, hair and mouse cadaver. People around me went pale some did even puke.
Then the neighbours came and - as you said - I made my move to stab them. I must have run out of luck this day, because the knive was at home and all I had was this darn paper clip. Anyway, I managed to injure the woman severely (she must wear a patch for at least a day!!) but the husband was to fat to inflict any wounds.
Now I'm hiding. What should I do next? The basement I'm in hasn't much to offer - I stopped searching it, when I found some **** magazines - accept for some tiny black balls, which taste like European chocolate and some dead mice 
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.12 12:58:00 -
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Hmm i saw this comming, not a problem we can still fix this. Heres what you need to do, find somthing made of glass, break it in such a way that you get a fairly large pointed peice of glass, find a broom or some othe rkind of long handle, take your shirt, rip it into strips and use it to secure the glass to your new spear haft, decorate spear with the dead mice, it will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
Now, take the black chocolate/possibly mold, and smear it on your face and body in semblance of a crude war paint, at this point we can begin. take the **** mags and leave them on the door of your neighbour, ring the doorbell and run around to the back of the house. while they are distracted sneak in and find someplace to hide untill night, make sure you stay in your hiding place untill they are sleeping.
While they sleep, sneak through the house and look for the cat, quickly dispatch it with a single thrust of your spear, there is a good chance it will break at this point so discard it. at this point you can dispatch of the sleeping neighbours any way you feel will work, i find liberal application of gassoline and a box of matches work well. let me know how it goes 
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 15:32:00 -
[37]
BY THE POWER OF DERP, I BUMPETH THEE
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.13 16:33:00 -
[38]
How many buttons?
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 18:48:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Blane Xero
How many buttons?
none, mine has buckes
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.14 00:10:00 -
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arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile
destroy everything you touch |
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 01:53:00 -
[41]
Originally by: jason hill
arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile
I propose a new unit of measurement, the arvald, one unit of arvald = the length of arvald right arm, shoulder to the curled fist im using to punch someone in the throat
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 01:59:00 -
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Is two a prime number?
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:11:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:16:00 -
[44]
Where is the booze.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:22:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
im drinking the last of the cheap wine, last of the booze till next friday =(
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Ustrello
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Posted - 2011.07.14 05:36:00 -
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I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 12:39:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 13:31:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
He already told you- Surrounded by swedes.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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DeBingJos
Minmatar
Goat Holdings
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Posted - 2011.07.14 13:48:00 -
[49]
Hi Arvald,
Do you support bumping this thread?
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.14 14:27:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 14:30:00 -
[51]
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.14 16:52:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 23:29:00 -
[53]
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do
Stupid is as stupid does, as they say.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Junzar Hoth
Minmatar
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors Club
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:02:00 -
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IĈm planning a trip through the Amazon and could use some of your learned advice. My problem is food. IĈm useless at bush craft and love all wild creatures so IĈm going to eat the natives.
Any advice with the following would be greatly appreciated:
How can i keep the carcass fresh for as long as possible, and roughly how long would an average sized native sustain me?
How about the best cuts and the ones to be avoided?
And finally, can you recommend a seasoning that would go well with all varieties of Amazonian?
Thank you
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Ustrello
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Posted - 2011.07.15 20:57:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello
I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
Please great space oracle help me get home!
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Culmen
Caldari
Vigrior
The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2011.07.16 09:39:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
I am.
It's false.
2 is both a prime and an even number.
Now, where do birthers come from?
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:04:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero
Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21
Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
I am.
It's false.
2 is both a prime and an even number.
Now, where do birthers come from?
Shhhh! Don't tell people that!
You'd be surprised at the amount of people who forget about 2 as a prime number though.
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Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 04:43:00 -
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too much herp, not enough derp
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.27 13:21:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Arvald
too much herp, not enough derp
Well, where is all the derp
Slade
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Arvald
Caldari
Drunken Space Irish
Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 16:21:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald
too much herp, not enough derp
Well, where is all the derp
Slade
Blane left and took it all with him
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