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kwoodward
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Posted - 2005.03.02 12:51:00 -
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 Originally by: Carinae
Last night my wife gave me an ultimatum . . . . . no lovin' for a week or no EVE!!!!
After 10 secs or so of thinking about it, I said I would give the game up for a while . . . . apparantly I took to long to answer so I will be playing Eve a bit more for the next few days.
LOL UNLUCKY, it's worse when your replying to someone on ts than your gf and she thinks your talking to her of course thats never happened to me 
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Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2005.03.02 12:53:00 -
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Edited by: Dust Puppy on 02/03/2005 13:08:56
CCP's lawyers, Spliff, Donk and Gengja > Gank, Greef and Sployt
Otherwise I'm gonna support you just gonna do one more mission...
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Capacitor research |
Xavier Black
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Posted - 2005.03.02 13:01:00 -
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I am willing to take up the cause in the UK and act as the community's English law solicitor. I will accept isk as payment for my fees.
I will prepare a claim form for issue in the Royal Courts of Justice - please evemail me your experiences, they will need to be documented in witness statements.
Lets go people, lets get our lives back!
Xavier Black
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2005.03.02 13:04:00 -
[64]
So, you actually want your lives back?
play game to escape other life
play game
sue game to escape game and get life
irony 
This is not a hijack
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Raven
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Posted - 2005.03.02 13:09:00 -
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I have a suspicion that this affair will be settled internally. Josh will receive a compensation............. ............................. A Rattlesnake battleship so he will not have anytime for the lawsuit as he will be gloating about his ship 24/7 on the forums and sending in screenies 
Anyway, that's just my guess.
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Euthanasia
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Posted - 2005.03.02 13:15:00 -
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My wife hates the game also, so I think she may want to sue
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Heero Yuy
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Posted - 2005.03.02 13:29:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Bad'Boy
dunno if its a joke, but he's 100% right
How many lawyers do you know called Gank, Greef, and Sployt??? 
I would be willing to lend 50 isk to the cause.....We can use isk right? |
TheNecromancer
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Posted - 2005.03.02 15:28:00 -
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if you have a whife..dont play...games like eve are only for "us" with no life allrdy..not much to lose...
:)
<--no life
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deadbilly
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Posted - 2005.03.02 16:00:00 -
[69]
Actually, CCP stopped we going down the pub in the evenings and weekends and spending all my dosh on Larger, ciggies and kebabs.
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kieron
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Posted - 2005.03.02 16:20:00 -
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I get sick, can't work for 2 days and the first post on the forum I see when I get healthy enough to work is this one?!?! Josh, you're killing me!
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
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Karunel
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Posted - 2005.03.02 16:24:00 -
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I can't believe there're people who think this is for real. Just too funny .
Although I hold no doubts about the fact that some day, a loser will sue CCP for some weird and pathetic reason.
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.03.02 16:28:00 -
[72]
Originally by: kieron
I get sick, can't work for 2 days and the first post on the forum I see when I get healthy enough to work is this one?!?! Josh, you're killing me!
OMG! he threw a sickie to get out of his court appearence
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Nostradamu5
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Posted - 2005.03.02 18:05:00 -
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That day may be today!
Ok so can I sue for not being given an even shot at becoming a MOD? I have proof I suffer from Short Term Selective Memory Loss, and as far as I know my record here is clean. I have not had a single ban.
Stop griping about server instability and go buy an EVE mug!
Additionally with the purchase of each mug you will receive two(2) invisible Elves.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.03.02 18:19:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Nostradamu5
That day may be today!
Ok so can I sue for not being given an even shot at becoming a MOD? I have proof I suffer from Short Term Selective Memory Loss, and as far as I know my record here is clean. I have not had a single ban.
Add Jedi handmovements, who knows it may work someday 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
Tenashi
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Posted - 2005.03.02 18:36:00 -
[75]
count me in
better try to sue as u don`t get a fulltime "life" as on the box so u can`t pay the subription costs as RL is the game then
Everlasting Vendetta - Search |
Jandon Kell
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Posted - 2005.03.02 18:41:00 -
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Edited by: Jandon Kell on 02/03/2005 18:41:37
I'll have my attorney, D1ck Weasel, give your guys a shout, as I think I need to get in on this too. Then maybe I can get wifey off my ass about this game and how "addicted I am to it" <twitch...twitch>.
Uhh...My happy glands are out of control |
Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.03.02 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
Originally by: Nostradamu5
That day may be today!
Ok so can I sue for not being given an even shot at becoming a MOD? I have proof I suffer from Short Term Selective Memory Loss, and as far as I know my record here is clean. I have not had a single ban.
Add Jedi handmovements, who knows it may work someday
Actually the hand movements and the fact that they say stuff like "these are not the droids you are looking for" are just added to make it look better on film. Jedi powers are actually kinda boring to watch - a jedi fight consists of 2 ppl standing still and then 1 dies, very boring to watch.
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Fuse
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Posted - 2005.03.02 19:32:00 -
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Get a girlfriend Josh I think you need attention.
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.03.02 19:47:00 -
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CCP could counter sue for overuse of forum bandwidth?
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Eris Discordia; I think the proper term is <3
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Face Lifter
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Posted - 2005.03.02 20:24:00 -
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If you are really addicted, so much that you just can't quit playing without help.. get yourself perma-banned. It'll work like forced rehab, it's very effective
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.03.02 20:48:00 -
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Some people don't seem to recognise this thread was intended as a joke 
P.S: Lianhaun, thanks. Faithless made it for me
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
foster
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Posted - 2005.03.02 20:52:00 -
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Edited by: foster on 02/03/2005 20:52:25
go on holiday to iceland, visit ccp's office. trip over the door mat and pretend to be really hurt. this will strenghten your case when you sue them
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GFLTorque
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Posted - 2005.03.02 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Some people don't seem to recognise this thread was intended as a joke
Josh, unfortunately some ppl are wound much too tight. Watching a Duke Dokler (Specter) and Civil Deity conversation comes to mind....
I enjoyed this post I give it 3 thumbs up.
-Torque
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
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Nostradamu5
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Posted - 2005.03.02 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Some people don't seem to recognise this thread was intended as a joke
Well Josh I'm completely serious, and Eris though I'm not up on Jedi hand movements I do know a few intergalatic ones, See I'm pointing at the overhead console in my pod.
Stop griping about server instability and go buy an EVE mug!
Additionally with the purchase of each mug you will receive two(2) invisible Elves.
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Death Priest
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Posted - 2005.03.02 22:57:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Euthanasia
My wife hates the game also, so I think she may want to sue
Trade her in on a Athlon 64 and a 23 inch monitor.
You wont miss her.... I Promise
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OffBeaT
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Posted - 2005.03.02 23:01:00 -
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Edited by: OffBeaT on 02/03/2005 23:03:47
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Skaz
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Posted - 2005.03.03 01:45:00 -
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Just tried to visualize the possible headlines in the papers....
"Entire playerbase sues game for addiction"
Morning after it would be joined by this...
"Devs join gaming addiction lawsuit"
"No, I'm not alt.....even if I have been in Pator Tech School for 2 years..." |
Magnus Osiris
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Posted - 2005.03.03 02:08:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Despite many frustrations and disappointments with Eve Online, some unknown substance keeps me coming back for more. I've lost friends, lovers, weight, and my tan to this game and I am seeking full compensation through the courts.
I'm gonna seek compensation if I don't lose weight now.
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.03.03 02:27:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Skaz
Just tried to visualize the possible headlines in the papers....
"Entire playerbase sues game for addiction"
Morning after it would be joined by this...
"Devs join gaming addiction lawsuit"
Players realise that with Devs joining the lawsuit, they don't have anyone to sue. Everyone goes back to EVE.
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jamesw
Rubra Libertas Militia
Originally by: RollinDutchMasters
I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
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Johnny Cochran
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Posted - 2005.03.03 02:51:00 -
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Contact me to learn more of how to bring down this evil corruption that is stealing what is most precious in life, and that is life.
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Johnny Cochran Interstellar Attorney |
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