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Dufas
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Posted - 2005.03.03 09:19:00 -
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eve keeps my groovy internet tan in full swing
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Shadow Mancer
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Posted - 2005.03.03 11:46:00 -
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hahaha count me in to i lost me ex to eve.
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M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:06:00 -
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 Originally by: Carinae
Last night my wife gave me an ultimatum . . . . . no lovin' for a week or no EVE!!!!
After 10 secs or so of thinking about it, I said I would give the game up for a while . . . . apparantly I took to long to answer so I will be playing Eve a bit more for the next few days.
Do what I do........ lock her in the cupboard under the stairs untill she sees the error of her ways, alternitivly you could get her a laptop and itroduce her to ebay, this keeps my girl occupied for hours at a time, just make sure her Credit Card has a low limit 
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
TomB
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:06:00 -
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It is not the fault of CCP Games that the game is so addictive, I blame the players for making it fun.
I'm going to sue you all.
2004.07.06 19:30:45combatTomB strikes you critically with his Nerf Bat, pwning you for -100% everything. |
Khashak
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:07:00 -
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Awwww! Why d'ya have to go and state explicitly that it was a joke ?
I was having soooo much fun laughing at those who even considered it to be slightly serious. Man,I had no idea someone could have so little humour....
Khas
ISS - Information Science Security |
Eddie Gordo
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:19:00 -
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If fat americans can sue Macdonalds for making them fat, anything is possible! sue the pants off em! 
Instas??
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Khashak
Awwww! Why d'ya have to go and state explicitly that it was a joke ?
I was having soooo much fun laughing at those who even considered it to be slightly serious. Man,I had no idea someone could have so little humour....
Khas
It's ok, most ppl don't read past page 1 when replying to a thread.
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Shadow Mancer
hahaha count me in to i lost me ex to eve.
Sounds like a fair trade to me...
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Valar CCP
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:27:00 -
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Can I get in on the class action, CCP has ruined my life, as now I spend all my waking hours working on Eve, thinking about Eve or playing Eve 
The addiction warning was btw only on the boxes in USA, not the Europe versions.
Maybe we should add a warning to the sign-up page... "WARNING: Eve-Online is not gf friendly"
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Valar
Quality assurance department
CCP games |
Lacreya Zydorn
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Valar CCP
Maybe we should add a warning to the sign-up page... "WARNING: Eve-Online is not gf friendly"
Add that and a nice federation issue megathron in my hanger and you have yourself a settlement.
p.s. Theres a Kulu system? hahahahahaha nice
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Nemesiss
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
I have contacted my lawyers, (Gank, Greef, and Sployt) with regard to the deploral effect CCP Games' "Eve Online: Exodus" has had on my life.
Since 11th May 2003 I have been addicted to this game. My solicitors and I feel there should have been a warning on the Eve-Online: The Second Genesis box about the seriously addictive nature of this product and the lack of warning is the major reason for this lawsuit.
Despite many frustrations and disappointments with Eve Online, some unknown substance keeps me coming back for more. I've lost friends, lovers, weight, and my tan to this game and I am seeking full compensation through the courts.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon, CCP.
Your body is slowly being sucked into this nice game, soon your hole organisme is digested by EVE and the only way you can communicate with the real world is by morsing or something, or let all phones in the world ring at the same time....okey, seen too much Lawn mower man 
/Nemesiss
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.03.03 12:47:00 -
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One of the members of my corp called me "Sel" in front of my wife the other night. There must be a lawsuit in there somewhere...
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.03.08 11:00:00 -
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Im going to sue the jove empire for sealing off their space and not letting me in to get access to their death rays lol
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Nicholas Barker
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Posted - 2005.03.08 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ben Derindar
Playing Eve made you LOSE weight? 
/Ben
Only 1 downtime a day usually to get a meal :p
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2005.03.08 13:10:00 -
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I want to sue the City of Sunderland for spawning Josh-EEWAAR! Calvert!
I want to sue the DWP for giving him a job thus providing him with the means to play Eve to get addicted to in the first place!
I want to sue vikings for populating the bloody country in the firstplace.
In fact. Sue God for starting the whole bollox in the firstplace.....except booze because it makes all the bollox easier to stomach....until you do a Guiseppe and make a pavement pizza with the booze and the bollox!
Gah! Gah and thrice Gah!
La Maison de tous Les Plaisirs
Star Fraction
http://www.voodoorockers.co.uk/ |
Alowishus
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Posted - 2005.03.08 16:20:00 -
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Since I started Eve I've managed to join a gym, get a full time job and a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong? :(
Raven 4TW! Rank(1) SP: 243745/256000 |
X'Alor
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Posted - 2005.03.08 21:23:00 -
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 either that or this...... are the funniest and both made me spit on my screen.
Originally by: LoxyRider
CCP could counter sue for overuse of forum bandwidth?
X'Alor looks left, X' looks right, prays no one bring up my wordy posts and bandwidth.
What's that old saying, "those who live in brick houses shouldn't throw glass stones."
I had a girlfriend once, but she thought i was seeing some hooker on the side named eve. She left...... now i got more time for booze and my hooker
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Wired
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Posted - 2005.03.08 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus
Since I started Eve I've managed to join a gym, get a full time job and a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong? :(
Err this is either an exploit or a bug, i think this should be looked at now, before such terrible things ahppen to anyone else.
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If you cant have sex with the monkey
Make friends with the organ grinder.... |
LNX Flocki
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Posted - 2005.03.08 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus
Since I started Eve I've managed to join a gym, get a full time job and a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong? :(
Sorry but chaining rats, managing your corp assets and marrying your alt doesnt count as going to the gym, having a job and gf.
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2005.03.08 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Wired
Originally by: Alowishus
Since I started Eve I've managed to join a gym, get a full time job and a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong? :(
Err this is either an exploit or a bug, i think this should be looked at now, before such terrible things ahppen to anyone else.
Nah, he just used l33t |-|acks0rz!
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Ithildin
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Posted - 2005.03.08 23:19:00 -
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Originally by: Valar CCP
Can I get in on the class action, CCP has ruined my life, as now I spend all my waking hours working on Eve, thinking about Eve or playing Eve
The addiction warning was btw only on the boxes in USA, not the Europe versions.
Maybe we should add a warning to the sign-up page... "WARNING: Eve-Online is not gf friendly"
I have a theory that I am not certain anyone wants to try: introduce GF to EVE.
Risk: GF gets addicted and you'll only see her in game and speak to her over TS.
Granted that you'll probably spend a lot more time "together"
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2005.03.08 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Ithildin
Originally by: Valar CCP
Can I get in on the class action, CCP has ruined my life, as now I spend all my waking hours working on Eve, thinking about Eve or playing Eve
The addiction warning was btw only on the boxes in USA, not the Europe versions.
Maybe we should add a warning to the sign-up page... "WARNING: Eve-Online is not gf friendly"
I have a theory that I am not certain anyone wants to try: introduce GF to EVE.
Risk: GF gets addicted and you'll only see her in game and speak to her over TS.
Granted that you'll probably spend a lot more time "together"
You may want to talk to Discorporation about how 'fun' this could be in reality 
It's not good for your ego if you have to tell enemies to leave you alone otherwise your gf will come and take care of them.
This is not a hijack
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.03.09 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Azure Skyclad
I want to sue the City of Sunderland for spawning Josh-EEWAAR! Calvert!
I want to sue the DWP for giving him a job thus providing him with the means to play Eve to get addicted to in the first place!
I want to sue vikings for populating the bloody country in the firstplace.
In fact. Sue God for starting the whole bollox in the firstplace.....except booze because it makes all the bollox easier to stomach....until you do a Guiseppe and make a pavement pizza with the booze and the bollox!
Gah! Gah and thrice Gah!
Careful or I'll send the chav's 'round to your house!
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2005.03.09 13:07:00 -
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OMG Josh is t3h chav master
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Mathias Zealot
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Posted - 2005.03.10 04:14:00 -
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You know, i've been playing this game called Real Life for a while now. I've found that the graphics are nice but that's where the entertainment factor stops. All these boring repetitive tasks you gotta do over and over again like eating, working, and sleeping (in game they suggest 8 hours... doing nothing but laying there. i think they're nuts!). And now they seem to have some requirement to 'socialize' and everyone's nuts about some new feature called a gf, but to be honest it's all so terribly far beyond me. So I've pretty much given up on the game, but i must be addicted or something. I get kinda weak when i haven't played it for a few days, my vision blurs and i start to lose hours at a time without realizing it. Lost some good stuff to this happening too. Also, recently i've started to hear voices while i'm warping around places and chaining spawns... maybe be that new implant, gonna pull that thing out if this keeps up. maybe it's just that sandwich i had last week? Need to get a shrink and look into curing myself of this addiction. hmm, more voices now. ohh another respawn, gotta go!
P.S. I'd avoid this Real Life thing if i were you it's hard to get out of your system.
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Sethon
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Posted - 2005.03.10 04:17:00 -
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Edited by: Sethon on 10/03/2005 04:18:10
If I was ISD, I would have locked this thread by now. It has no real point, and it is going on way too long. I read pages 1-3 this morning and here we are.
*sigh*
Be thankful EVE/CCP does'nt like me, and does'nt want me in ISD 
Sethon
CEO and Founder
Universal Trade Inc.
Kind Regards,
Sethon |
Exavier Macbeth
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Posted - 2005.03.10 06:28:00 -
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This thread in general is just 2 funny... I have all the co-works near me trying to keep a strait face while trying to fix ppls pcs over the phone.
I especially like this...
Originally by: Ithildin
Originally by: Valar CCP
Can I get in on the class action, CCP has ruined my life, as now I spend all my waking hours working on Eve, thinking about Eve or playing Eve
The addiction warning was btw only on the boxes in USA, not the Europe versions.
Maybe we should add a warning to the sign-up page... "WARNING: Eve-Online is not gf friendly"
I have a theory that I am not certain anyone wants to try: introduce GF to EVE.
Risk: GF gets addicted and you'll only see her in game and speak to her over TS.
Granted that you'll probably spend a lot more time "together"
What makes you think she would work with you? I bet she would be more like to to chain pod you... now wouldn't that be embarressing...
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PaulAtreides
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Posted - 2005.03.10 07:50:00 -
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What is this "real life" you all speak of...???
"They say words hurt more than physical pain... they, are of course wrong. As you will soon find out when I blast your pod to bits with this torpedo."
Want to work for me? |
wayz
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Posted - 2005.03.10 11:18:00 -
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Edited by: wayz on 10/03/2005 11:23:21
Edited by: wayz on 10/03/2005 11:20:30
Originally by: Eraza
is this a joke?
no, seriously.. :)
ummm Joshua Calvert posted it so the likely answer is yes lol
u get to learn this after a few months of playing eve, joshua is like the eve online mascot
Wayz: cmon X hurry up I aint got all day!
Twisted Xistance: oh yeah lol.... anyway, you have got all day you benefit scrounging jobbless schmoe!
Wayz: too chey :) |
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