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Darknesss
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.03 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Darknesss on 03/09/2011 16:02:26
Win a Vangel Cruiser!For my previous lottery click here - LinkagePlease join my mailing list - Dark Market Mailing
BONUS PRIZE FOR PEOPLE BUMPING THREAD WITH FUNNY QUOTES
To add a bit more fun to the bumping prize I will be giving out a free battleship of choice (T2, Navy, Faction etc) - Fed Navy Mega and tribal tempest not included.
To qualify for this please bump the thread with your favourite comedy quote from any TV series or movie, the one I feel is the best shall win the prize!
There will be 3,000 tickets available at 10m each. You can monitor tickets at my website - WWW.DARKNESSS.NET
How will the lottery be drawn?This lottery will be drawn via Chribba's Dice. The Dice Link can be found here.
Who are you?For information on who I am you can visit my thread and see past trades and references from parties involved.
What happens if i win and cant fly the ship?There are 3 options:1) I can buy it back off you in a price we privately agree2) I can fire sale it on a 24 hour no reserve auction and you keep the full proceeds3) I can hold onto it (very short term) while you train the relevant skills.
INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO TAKE PART - READ CAREFULLY!!!!!!!
Money is to be sent to Darknesss as shown below - REMEMBER MY NAME HAS THREE S's NOT TWO
For one ticket you send 10,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
For ten tickets you send 100,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
For one hundred tickets you send 1,000,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
ANY MONEY SENT NOT INCLUDING THIS REASON WILL BE TAKEN AS A DONATION UNLESS I FEEL A GENUINE MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE.
Any isk sent will be rounded down - so for one ticket you must send the full 10m. If 19m is sent that will only purchase you one ticket.
The lottery will not be drawn until all tickets are sold.Good luck!
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Manuel Diaz
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:03:00 -
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bump <3
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Storm Walkers
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:05:00 -
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Running isn't a plan, running is what you do when a plan fails!!
Bump
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Veinnail
FinFleet
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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bumpage
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Dingo bb8r
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Dingo bb8r on 03/09/2011 16:09:07
bump
For fun you know that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Plz leave me alone !
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Peter Cottontail
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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ôI wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'ö - jerry seinfeld
bump
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Jommis
Honningbarna
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:07:00 -
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No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Niggger Storage"?
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Potomir Alexejev
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:09:00 -
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Edited by: Potomir Alexejev on 03/09/2011 16:10:12
don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasel. Simpsons quote
and as iam german : Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Torsten Whitehawk
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:11:00 -
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Old NPC-Kill0r-Carebear-Lamer-Spammer
Proud to be Octavian!!! |
oprime
S0utherN Comfort
Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:12:00 -
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BUMP
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MigthySpatiqus
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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Bump <3
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EthicsGradient
Strategic Syndicate
Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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"Never ever bloody anything ever" (Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door)
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FuzzyButt
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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Bump for epicness <3
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ahhhcourtney
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:14:00 -
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Bump!!
Step Borthers Quote:
"The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur"
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donk man
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:15:00 -
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the skin under you eyes is starting to look like hugh hefners ball sack (crazy stupid love)
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Mimic 777
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:16:00 -
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Bump
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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Blonda Mea
Muppet Ninja's
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Blonda Mea on 03/09/2011 16:23:01
Ty-Do you take drugs danny?
Danny- Every day.
Ty-Good.
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Baugoti
Amarr
Middle Finger Technology
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:20:00 -
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This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. -- Scrubs
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence... |
Alltra
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:22:00 -
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Gotta give it a try atleast |
Laviski
Contracts Inc
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:22:00 -
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"I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!" - Adam. SAW 1
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Jak Shai'nak
Marinello Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:24:00 -
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BUMP!
 Quote:
"When does this happen in the movie?"
"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now. Is happening now, sir."
"What happened to then?"
"We past then."
"When?"
"Just now!"
"We're at now, now."
"Go back to then."
"When?"
"When?"
"Now?"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"JUST now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon..."
--Spaceballs
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HandOfDoom
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:25:00 -
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BUMP
"I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"
Terry Hoitz
The Other Guys
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GoodFail
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:26:00 -
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ôYou have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
Bump for spaceballs!
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HunterHH
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:28:00 -
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street - a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up."
- Pulp Fiction
Funny Bump (i hope)
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Coldwitch
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Coldwitch on 03/09/2011 16:32:30
Bump
"Are you the drunken, gambling Father?" "Yes, and who might you be" .....Homer Simpson |
Starbuck Raider
Dead On Arrival Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:34:00 -
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Bumps with Arnold...
"eeuauaughhhuauaahh"
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Divine Infinity
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:47:00 -
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bump
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hectiQ
Square Dimensions
Quantum Cookies
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:47:00 -
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From the best comedy show called EVE-Online:
Originally by: "CCP Soundwave"
"Welcome to EVE Online - Here's a rubik's cube, go **** yourself"
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xxLATVIANxx
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:56:00 -
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bump
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Necrovalich
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:01:00 -
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bump
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Deezel Swoopfast
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Deezel Swoopfast on 03/09/2011 17:30:39
Pinky: What are we doing tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the WORLD!!!!
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Lena Lark
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: Lena Lark on 03/09/2011 17:43:40
bumb
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Kim Briggs
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:46:00 -
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For the bumping Prize:
Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?
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Darknesss
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:47:00 -
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Site isn't updating currently, I have emailed my provider and hopefully it should track shortly, please dont hesitate to keep purchasing tickets there are still plenty left!
Also some great quotes :)
Dark
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Deathsin
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:48:00 -
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bump..
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maxamike
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:57:00 -
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Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This **** is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
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Pierced Brosmen
Priory Of The Lemon
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:09:00 -
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Betty: "OK Ted, what's the problem?"
Ted: "Hello Betty... What's the problem?... I haven't got a problem. I've got f'ing problems. Plural. Wanna hear?"
Betty: "Sure"
Ted: "Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead ***** stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right f'ing now. Buenas noches."
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JoelCoen
Unknown Soldiers
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:24:00 -
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Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Capt. Oveur: You everāseen a grown man naked?
Capt. Oveur: Do youālike movies about gladiators?
and ofc,
Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever beenāin a Turkish Prison?
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TEMAndroid
Caldari
Astral Industry Service
ROL.Citizens
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:29:00 -
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Straywalker
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:44:00 -
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Anthony Cortino: I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.
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thebigbabwolf
Caldari
Honningbarna
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:52:00 -
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Edited by: thebigbabwolf on 03/09/2011 18:53:09
Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shiit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shiit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Happy Gilmore :)
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SoHectic
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:55:00 -
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Jay - In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Resincast Milk
Caldari
Blood Dolls
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:58:00 -
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bump
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Badboy K
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:58:00 -
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Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Pulp Fiction,1994
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Zofia Salia
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:01:00 -
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BUMP
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
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Avbar
Amarr
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:11:00 -
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Bumpy
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M4g3ll4n
Sacred Templars
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:18:00 -
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"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition"
Circle of Shadows - Recruiting now
www.eve-cos.info |
Send More ISK
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:19:00 -
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Stanley Spadowski: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
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ttocszed00
Caldari
Origin.
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:44:00 -
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bamp
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Karima el Marough
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:45:00 -
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That's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!
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Ares Zeus
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Posted - 2011.09.03 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ares Zeus on 03/09/2011 19:58:05
"I had it with these snakes on this mutha****in' plane."
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attis evice
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Posted - 2011.09.03 20:14:00 -
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bump one of my fav step brothers quotes
Dr. Robert Doback: You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff: Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric f**k!
Nancy Huff: Brennan.
Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your a**...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces s**t!
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loleX
Minmatar
The Tortured Souls
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.09.03 20:16:00 -
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planes trains and automobiles quote
[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
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Murkk
Missions Mining and Mayhem
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.09.03 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: Murkk on 03/09/2011 20:39:56
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
From airplane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y
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jalal cornath
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Posted - 2011.09.03 20:43:00 -
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bump
Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.
Armageddon 1998
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Zenith Intaki
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.09.03 20:51:00 -
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Doh.
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Xkbt203
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Posted - 2011.09.03 21:21:00 -
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Edited by: Xkbt203 on 03/09/2011 21:22:07
If its brown its cooked, if its black its ****ED! - Gordon Ramsay
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Marc Folk
Caldari
Deliverers of Pain
Ev0ke
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Posted - 2011.09.03 21:21:00 -
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Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!
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Solaris Prime
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Posted - 2011.09.03 21:45:00 -
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Got 5
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Veidiven
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Posted - 2011.09.03 22:16:00 -
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bump - bought a couple
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spliffke
IMPERIAL LEGI0N
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Posted - 2011.09.03 22:39:00 -
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It all happened cos he touched us - here and here and here... the bumhole
(The Inbetweeners) :)
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Caldari Android
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Posted - 2011.09.03 22:43:00 -
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of *******, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
- Fear and loathing in las vegas-
bought ONE ticket malet don't kill me 
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Darknesss
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.03 22:54:00 -
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Lottery now closed!
No posts after this will count towards bonus prize.
I will draw for the Vangel first then re-read all the posts and decide which I beleive is the funniest :)
Best of luck to all!
Dark
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Darknesss
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.03 23:24:00 -
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Congratulations to...
TinkerHell
With utter balls of steel you have won a Vangel :)
Congratulations also go to lolex who won the bonus bumping prize of a faction/t2 battleship of choice with his quote from Planes, Trains and Automobiles which has to be one of my favourite all time comedy movies!
If anyone wishes to see this comedy moment I've found it on youtube :)
Those aren't pillows
There were some very funny other comments and the Ventrilo harrassment video from mimic 777 was brilliant though unfortunately links to youtube were not in the rules.
Thanks to everyone who took part, and I hope to see you again soon!
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TinkerHell
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2011.09.03 23:39:00 -
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Vangel lossmail coming soon \o/ |
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