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Darknesss
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.03 15:56:00 -
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Edited by: Darknesss on 03/09/2011 16:02:26
Win a Vangel Cruiser!For my previous lottery click here - LinkagePlease join my mailing list - Dark Market Mailing
BONUS PRIZE FOR PEOPLE BUMPING THREAD WITH FUNNY QUOTES
To add a bit more fun to the bumping prize I will be giving out a free battleship of choice (T2, Navy, Faction etc) - Fed Navy Mega and tribal tempest not included.
To qualify for this please bump the thread with your favourite comedy quote from any TV series or movie, the one I feel is the best shall win the prize!
There will be 3,000 tickets available at 10m each. You can monitor tickets at my website - WWW.DARKNESSS.NET
How will the lottery be drawn?This lottery will be drawn via Chribba's Dice. The Dice Link can be found here.
Who are you?For information on who I am you can visit my thread and see past trades and references from parties involved.
What happens if i win and cant fly the ship?There are 3 options:1) I can buy it back off you in a price we privately agree2) I can fire sale it on a 24 hour no reserve auction and you keep the full proceeds3) I can hold onto it (very short term) while you train the relevant skills.
INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO TAKE PART - READ CAREFULLY!!!!!!!
Money is to be sent to Darknesss as shown below - REMEMBER MY NAME HAS THREE S's NOT TWO
For one ticket you send 10,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
For ten tickets you send 100,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
For one hundred tickets you send 1,000,000,000 isk with reason DARK100
ANY MONEY SENT NOT INCLUDING THIS REASON WILL BE TAKEN AS A DONATION UNLESS I FEEL A GENUINE MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE.
Any isk sent will be rounded down - so for one ticket you must send the full 10m. If 19m is sent that will only purchase you one ticket.
The lottery will not be drawn until all tickets are sold.Good luck!
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Manuel Diaz
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:03:00 -
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bump <3
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Storm Walkers
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:05:00 -
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Running isn't a plan, running is what you do when a plan fails!!
Bump
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Veinnail
FinFleet
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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bumpage
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Dingo bb8r
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Dingo bb8r on 03/09/2011 16:09:07
bump
For fun you know that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Plz leave me alone !
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Peter Cottontail
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:06:00 -
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ôI wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'ö - jerry seinfeld
bump
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Jommis
Honningbarna
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:07:00 -
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No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Niggger Storage"?
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Potomir Alexejev
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:09:00 -
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Edited by: Potomir Alexejev on 03/09/2011 16:10:12
don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasel. Simpsons quote
and as iam german : Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Torsten Whitehawk
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:11:00 -
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Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Old NPC-Kill0r-Carebear-Lamer-Spammer
Proud to be Octavian!!! |
oprime
S0utherN Comfort
Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:12:00 -
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BUMP
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MigthySpatiqus
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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Bump <3
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EthicsGradient
Strategic Syndicate
Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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"Never ever bloody anything ever" (Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door)
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FuzzyButt
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:13:00 -
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Bump for epicness <3
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ahhhcourtney
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:14:00 -
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Bump!!
Step Borthers Quote:
"The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur"
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donk man
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:15:00 -
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the skin under you eyes is starting to look like hugh hefners ball sack (crazy stupid love)
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Mimic 777
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:16:00 -
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Bump
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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Blonda Mea
Muppet Ninja's
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Blonda Mea on 03/09/2011 16:23:01
Ty-Do you take drugs danny?
Danny- Every day.
Ty-Good.
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Baugoti
Amarr
Middle Finger Technology
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:20:00 -
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This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. -- Scrubs
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence... |
Alltra
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:22:00 -
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Gotta give it a try atleast |
Laviski
Contracts Inc
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:22:00 -
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"I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!" - Adam. SAW 1
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Jak Shai'nak
Marinello Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:24:00 -
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BUMP!
 Quote:
"When does this happen in the movie?"
"Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now. Is happening now, sir."
"What happened to then?"
"We past then."
"When?"
"Just now!"
"We're at now, now."
"Go back to then."
"When?"
"When?"
"Now?"
"I can't!"
"Why?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"JUST now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon..."
--Spaceballs
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HandOfDoom
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:25:00 -
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BUMP
"I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"
Terry Hoitz
The Other Guys
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GoodFail
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:26:00 -
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ôYou have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
Bump for spaceballs!
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HunterHH
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:28:00 -
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street - a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up."
- Pulp Fiction
Funny Bump (i hope)
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Coldwitch
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Coldwitch on 03/09/2011 16:32:30
Bump
"Are you the drunken, gambling Father?" "Yes, and who might you be" .....Homer Simpson |
Starbuck Raider
Dead On Arrival Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:34:00 -
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Bumps with Arnold...
"eeuauaughhhuauaahh"
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Divine Infinity
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:47:00 -
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bump
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hectiQ
Square Dimensions
Quantum Cookies
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:47:00 -
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From the best comedy show called EVE-Online:
Originally by: "CCP Soundwave"
"Welcome to EVE Online - Here's a rubik's cube, go **** yourself"
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xxLATVIANxx
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Posted - 2011.09.03 16:56:00 -
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bump
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Necrovalich
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Posted - 2011.09.03 17:01:00 -
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bump
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