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Starwolf
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Posted - 2005.03.16 21:34:00 -
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Edited by: Starwolf on 16/03/2005 21:56:47
Edited by: Starwolf on 16/03/2005 21:35:05
- but I just did that mission for you!
- I don't want to do this but I guess I'll lose standings if I don't
- how do you manage to **** off so many people so quickly?
- do you think it's worthwhile me doing this?
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benwallace
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Posted - 2005.03.16 21:41:00 -
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 These are great lol
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Cheim
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Posted - 2005.03.16 21:52:00 -
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Edited by: Cheim on 16/03/2005 21:52:35
6. No way, rogue drones are cute.
7. Amarr Navy? Okay, but only if you cough up bounties.
8. Sure, I'll take on that wicked Angel fleet. By the way, I enslaved your whole family.
9. I like you. I'll kill you last.
10. I finished the job. I also read the data sheets. Your poetry stinks.
11. I put on my robe and wizard hat. |
Lizanne
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Posted - 2005.03.16 21:52:00 -
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5. Come on! Not again! Just have an hour left...
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Reaper Man
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Posted - 2005.03.16 21:56:00 -
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Edited by: Reaper Man on 16/03/2005 21:56:59
12. You expect me to wipe out the entire Guristas fleet BEFORE breakfast ? 
13. You can take that offer and shove it and this station up your ***.
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Starwolf
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Posted - 2005.03.16 22:01:00 -
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- and why did you build 179000 small lead charges anyway?
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Heihatchi
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Posted - 2005.03.16 22:04:00 -
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 Originally by: Cheim
11. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
LOL that cyb3rs3x guy is hilarius! 
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(> <) (X.x) This is Headless Bunny. Copy Headless Bunny into your signature to help prevent his attempt at world domination. |
Gary Goat
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Posted - 2005.03.16 22:21:00 -
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14: I've been working for 2 months streight tieing up your loose ends and you offer me 50000 reports?!?!?
15: Erm.....you know drugs are illegal right? Mabey you should think about re-hab.
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Cheim
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Posted - 2005.03.16 22:28:00 -
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17. I need you to find somebody for me. Female, single, likes long walks on the beach ...
18. So I get 450k. And exactly how much do you get for this?
19. Man, this mission looks tough. If I don't make it ... tell your wife I love her.
20. Yes, I have lost standing, and you, sir, are ugly. But in a couple missions I shall recover my standing. |
Dirtball
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Posted - 2005.03.16 22:30:00 -
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21. How about we eliminate those pants you have on instead.
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sableye
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Posted - 2005.03.16 23:17:00 -
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you offered me that crappy gallente 200mm rail gun yesterday, it was'nt worth 98k of points then it certainly is'nt worth it today, and just how the feck do you expect me to get all them drugs for that crappy gun too.
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StinkFinger
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Posted - 2005.03.16 23:43:00 -
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22. Go f*** yourself and die!!!!
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Reeb
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Posted - 2005.03.17 00:05:00 -
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23. F*ck that i've been on the ale all day im ****ed.
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Stanis
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Posted - 2005.03.17 00:10:00 -
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Originally by: Heihatchi
Originally by: Cheim
11. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
LOL that cyb3rs3x guy is hilarius!
yea
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Weston McArthur
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Posted - 2005.03.17 00:10:00 -
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24. I don't do missions for trans-gender agents, sorry.
(One mission briefing called a female agent a "he." I quickly found a new agent.)
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Captain Noar
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Posted - 2005.03.17 01:26:00 -
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Edited by: Captain Noar on 17/03/2005 02:04:51
25. You set me up! 3 rookie serpentis my arse!
26. She's at the brothel again!?! And don't feed my that kidnap story. I believed it the first three times...
27. Look, I'll keep the 10 exotic dancers but your taking the homless guy, k?
28. Dude it's me. Why won't you talk to me?
29. Im sorry but I am not doing your mission. I've found someone better. I'ved move on, it's not you... it's the loot... and stop emailing me!
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Cap'n NoBeard
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Posted - 2005.03.17 02:15:00 -
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Edited by: Cap''n NoBeard on 17/03/2005 02:17:00
30. "And you're trusting me with this?"
31. "Sure, whatever." *let the other guys know they have a mole*
32. "Fertilizer? That's all I'm worth to you?"
33. "It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?"
34. "What happens if I say 'no'?"
35. "I'd love to free some slaves. Do you mind telling the customs to leave me alone this time though?"
♥ me, ♥ my parrot.
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Dargon Starjammer
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Posted - 2005.03.17 03:48:00 -
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Edited by: Dargon Starjammer on 17/03/2005 03:48:06
36. For the last time i don't want garbage as my bonus item!
37. what in the this blasted universe am i going to use a gallente frigate skill for?! I am a gallente! i begin with the blasted skill! give me a trade skill book instead.
38. stop asking me for drugs alredy! i aint got a masive hoard of drugs here! and stop offing me a basic cargo expander for them!
39. you want me to deliver science grads? <.< >.> ok i'll be very shure to deliver them.
40. you want me to go blow up gallente navy ships?! fine i'll do it but i'm going to get you for this some day.
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Shinshi Casoyako
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Posted - 2005.03.17 09:28:00 -
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Edited by: Shinshi Casoyako on 17/03/2005 09:28:19
41. How many cars does your mother-in-law have?
42. Your cloning facilities are pretty good if you can revive your CEO 5 times per day!
43. Let those fecking carebears deal with there own drones problem!
44. You did not tell me enough times not to attack the friendly convoy in the first encounter =(
45. Wheeeee a(n) (extravaganza) party =)
Seriously Have I Not Said How I Can Assist Some One You Are Killing Online? |
MrRookie
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Posted - 2005.03.17 09:39:00 -
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41. You scratch my back, and I`ll pick my nose
42. Please Step away from my face sir
43. Oh noes.. flashbacks
44. You know... this isnt funny cuz I`m not laughing
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http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877 |
MrRookie
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Posted - 2005.03.17 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Cheim
19. Man, this mission looks tough. If I don't make it ... tell your wife I love her.
ahh this made my day
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Starwolf
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Posted - 2005.03.17 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: Starwolf on 17/03/2005 11:00:49
45. Wouldn't it have been easier to produce these where you wanted to sell them?
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S'Daria
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Posted - 2005.03.17 11:58:00 -
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Edited by: S''Daria on 17/03/2005 12:08:55
This is what I came up with during the downtime:
46. Thanks for bringing the entire Serpentis fleet to our doorsteps...
47. You're lucky they don't have orbital bombardment implemented yet...I know which planet you're from.
48. Here, let me help you meet your clone!
49. If I wanted to be a delivery girl I would get better tips working for Dominos.
50. Do you really expect me to believe that you think Plutonium is a reward?
51. Is it possible to take an insurance policy on your stupidity?
52. Why do you hate me?
53. You're lucky CONCORD is protecting your arse!
54. Me? Oh, I thought you were talking to him over there in the corner.
55. No, this isn't the fifth time you asked me to run the same mission today - you must be delusional.
56. It's nice to want.
57. I think if you were to beg I might reconsider.
58. You want What for WHAT!!! Sure I'll sell you my battleship for a nice back rub and we'll call it even.
59. Apparently you think Garbage is going to convince me to do this mission for you...you are sorely mistaken mister.
60. Any change you'll actually offer me something I won't think is completely stupid?
61. If I had a nickel each time you offered me that mission, people would look at me and ask why I'm carrying these shiny metal things.
62. You mustn't have any stock in my insurance company or you wouldn't have offered me that.
63. Lemmings have a better chance of coming back from that mission! What are you thinking!!!
64. AAAAAARRRRRrrrrrgggggg....ok I'll do it.
65. No, the clumps of hair on the ground natually fall out...just step around them.
66. You know this implant looks awefully like your clock radio...
67. Thanks for the Caldari Navy Battleship model...its Kung-fu grip is so life-like.
68. Why I must have a death wish to accept this mission...I'll do it.
69. Does the CEO really know you're doing this?
70. How about I blackmail you and I speak about this to no one.
71. There's a cruise missile with your name on it...now where's my felt tip pen?
72. While I'm gone I thought you might want to know that the coffee you just drank has cyanide in it...I'll remind your clone to dump it.
73. Who's your daddy and what does he do?
74. I would say "Make my day," but that phase is copyrighted.
75. What's this I hear you're giving 2:1 odds against me?
76. And what in your mind made you decide that I would actually do that?
77. When do you want your dry cleaning back?
78. Why do I have to pay you 380,000 isk for 212 newspapers?
79. What do you take me for, an idiot?
80. How about I offer you a chance to live?
81. Its a jelly.
82. Can you get a little more specific than, "The Milky Way?"
83. Why does this research paper have the word "Lottery Ticket," scratched out?
84. Any chance you'll give me something that doesn't involve getting my ship blown up?
85. Why?
86. What are you doing Saturday night?
87. What are these slash marks in your desk for?
88. How dumb do you think I look? Of course I'll do it.
89. Mr. Anderson, we meet again.
90. If I sleep with you, will the missions be better?
91. You must be a man because only you think I can finish something that long in such a short amount of time.
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Flash Landsraad
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Posted - 2005.03.17 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Flash Landsraad on 17/03/2005 13:15:49
Edited by: Flash Landsraad on 17/03/2005 13:15:32
Edited by: Flash Landsraad on 17/03/2005 13:15:17
92. Go **** yourself
93. If you think i'm doing this you've got another ******* thing coming...
94. If you give me an implant now I wont be forced to kill you and your family.
95. Not another 'Rogue Drone Infestation' mission!?!?!? **** off!!!!!
96. I don't want any ******* seeds or fertilisers thankyou very much!!!! Especially not 100k of the stuff!!!
97. Why would you 'just happen to have' 100k of fertilisers 'lying around your hanger'?
98. Why can't you give me ISK bonuses instead of fertilisers and seeds!?!?!?!?
99. Its funny how these things happen to you 3 times in a row.
100. How many times does that emperor's 5luty daughter get 'kidnapped' and stuck in a brothel? I'm starting to think maybe she wants to be there...******* 5lut!!
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Stop Whining!!!
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Andrue
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Posted - 2005.03.17 13:27:00 -
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Edited by: Andrue on 17/03/2005 13:30:28
Edited by: Andrue on 17/03/2005 13:27:31
101.get down on your knees and beg me.
102.but hang on a minute - antibiotics don't work against viruses.
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[Brackley, UK]
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Zajo
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Posted - 2005.03.17 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: S'Daria
91. You must be a man because only you think I can finish something that long in such a short amount of time.
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Jeeez you guys ***** me up
But this one has to be my fav *claps*
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Tak Remon
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Posted - 2005.03.17 14:02:00 -
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103. Sorry I'm busy right now, come back later when your standings are better
104. No..
105. N.. O..
106. What part of No didn't you understand?
107. Yes I'd love to fly out to some deadspace area where my MWD doesn't work & the rats will all swarm around me, just to rescue your x-girlfriend who now works in a strip bar.
108. Another informant!!! what do you guys know thats worth telling anyone about?
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susan ivonava
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Posted - 2005.03.17 14:04:00 -
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Edited by: susan ivonava on 17/03/2005 14:04:40
109) i tell you what, next time just get her a damn body guard.
110) sure, ill do it, can you just step outside the station and point me in the right direction 
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Toran Mehtar
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Posted - 2005.03.17 14:37:00 -
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Dude, quit hacking my teamspeak channel. If you give me angel extravaganza one more time after I've said 'just one more mission', then there's gonna be trouble.
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Vee Bot
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Posted - 2005.03.17 16:28:00 -
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I have an offer for YOU. You find me TomB's Tag plus 9,625,385,876 isk, i'll give you a Vee's basic expander 
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