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Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:39:00 -
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1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3019
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Posted - 2012.10.23 01:42:00 -
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Have you tried a brothel? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
724
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:07:00 -
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You got 2 hands don't you? |
Freakdevil
Aliastra Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:07:00 -
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Create your own YouTube channel. Hooker is the easy out. |
Nachteule Kohen
126
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:09:00 -
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fleshlight. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3022
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:30:00 -
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Freakdevil wrote:Create your own YouTube channel. Hooker is the easy out.
Or in... :trollface: "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Dessau
65
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:32:00 -
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Shaggin' wagon.
Channel 'Asymmetrics'. PvP for gentlepersons. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3027
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Posted - 2012.10.23 02:43:00 -
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Just confirming... I did notice you went 1,2,4 "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
stoicfaux
1728
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Posted - 2012.10.23 03:02:00 -
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Three little words: rent to own.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1831
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Posted - 2012.10.23 04:13:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO
Ever been to a Walmart?
One trip there is proof that ANYBODY can get laid.
So yeah, you can get laid, OP, but don't expect quality with your present stats. |
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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
724
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Posted - 2012.10.23 04:18:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO Ever been to a Walmart? One trip there is proof that ANYBODY can get laid. So yeah, you can get laid, OP, but don't expect quality with your present stats.
That's just harsh man. I would suggest seedy nightclub full of missing teeth before Walmart |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
902
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Posted - 2012.10.23 04:19:00 -
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Brothel. It's probably cheaper. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3043
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Posted - 2012.10.23 04:29:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Brothel. It's probably cheaper.
Yes, but if you want to factor in quality...
well there's a reason those ones make more than the president (or prime minister if you live in one of... those places) "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Sin Pew
Dakini Rising The Kali Cartel
137
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Posted - 2012.10.23 09:29:00 -
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I reckon this may not help getting laid, but it cooouuuld help getting laid *again*... http://i.imgur.com/CZvQ6.gif "haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator." |
Elias Greyhand
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.10.23 10:19:00 -
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Van.
Chloroform-soaked rag.
The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?". |
W1rlW1nd
WirlWind
49
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Posted - 2012.10.23 10:28:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO
I choose #3.
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Borascus
Red Core Paradigm Shift Alliance
77
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Posted - 2012.10.23 10:33:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO
1. Buy your own property, or work towards owning one.
2. Dare to be different, hold parties
4. Try hanging out at coffee shops, with your friends, and make random approaches to groups of females to obtain a date from one of them. |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
369
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Posted - 2012.10.23 10:55:00 -
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Two weeks in Ibiza.
You come back without getting any; become a monk.
AK GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥ Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002.
somethingjustgotreal.com |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3093
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Posted - 2012.10.23 12:37:00 -
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AlleyKat wrote:Two weeks in Ibiza.
You come back without getting any; become a monk.
AK
I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
155
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Posted - 2012.10.23 14:30:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO
1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition. 2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder. 3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it. |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1835
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Posted - 2012.10.23 16:12:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:AlleyKat wrote:Two weeks in Ibiza.
You come back without getting any; become a monk.
AK I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy
Denmark.
If you can't get it there, you got issues.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1835
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Posted - 2012.10.23 16:13:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO 1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition. 2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder. 3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it. Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."
Actually it's these assumptions about the hotties that results in them being treated in such a manner that treating them nice wins them over much easier than you could expect.
I work next door to a modelling agency. |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.10.23 21:00:00 -
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Serious comments only plz
loljk |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3131
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Posted - 2012.10.23 21:09:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO 1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition. 2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder. 3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it. Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days." Actually it's these assumptions about the hotties that results in them being treated in such a manner that treating them nice wins them over much easier than you could expect. I work next door to a modelling agency.
The hot ones are the easy ones, they go neurotic when you ignore them completely and make it look like you're eyeing someone else. Though that also depends on how you look, I'm a lifeguard so I have a swimmer's body () which is very desirable or so I've been told.
Also real battle scars
It's all a game
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Selinate
1052
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Posted - 2012.10.23 21:30:00 -
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I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though. |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.10.23 21:35:00 -
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Selinate wrote:I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though. I stop fapping for weeks at a time, and number 2 is completely exacerbated by the fact that I have only a few friends and rarely, if ever, compete in parties or weed sesh any more. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3136
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Posted - 2012.10.23 22:26:00 -
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Selinate wrote:I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though.
Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Selinate
1052
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Posted - 2012.10.23 22:35:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Selinate wrote:I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though. Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here
Whoosh.
Went over my head. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3138
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Posted - 2012.10.23 22:43:00 -
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Selinate wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Selinate wrote:I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though. Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here Ted Bundy didn't fap?
Obviously not.... "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Selinate
1052
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Posted - 2012.10.23 22:48:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Selinate wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Selinate wrote:I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...
This is just what I've heard, though. Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here Ted Bundy didn't fap? Obviously not....
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