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Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.10.24 00:26:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO 1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition. 2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder. 3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it. Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."
I'm way too tight to have sex in public to be honest. At a party or something, maybe. One time they wanted me to **** this chick in front of her sister and two cousins, that was way too messed up for me. I don't like public especially.
I think you're probably right about going after the smarter girls. The thing is I rarely talk to any girls any more except at stores and stuff so what do I do go to Chapters and start stalking girls hahaha, I look so out of place at a book store too because I'm such a dirty bogan |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.10.24 00:29:00 -
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Nachteule Kohen wrote:fleshlight. This wasn't funny until I searched up fleshlight. hahahaha
Elias Greyhand wrote:Van.
Chloroform-soaked rag.
The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?". i laughed pretty hard at this |
Something Random
The Barrow Boys
182
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Posted - 2012.10.24 00:47:00 -
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To be almost serious here - you've got a social problem, you need to socialise more. In other words get out, in ways you feel ok, but around others.
As for your problem - the church ?
Thats about all thats left. Get some hot nun action. "caught on fire a little bit, just a little." "Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangsn++ all here!" |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Disturbed Acquaintance
101
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Posted - 2012.10.24 01:16:00 -
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Elias Greyhand wrote:Van.
Chloroform-soaked rag.
The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?".
It has to be a white van though.
also beard and glasses needed. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3145
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Posted - 2012.10.24 04:26:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO 1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition. 2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder. 3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it. Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days." I'm way too tight to have sex in public to be honest. At a party or something, maybe. One time they wanted me to **** this chick in front of her sister and two cousins, that was way too messed up for me. I don't like public especially. I think you're probably right about going after the smarter girls. The thing is I rarely talk to any girls any more except at stores and stuff so what do I do go to Chapters and start stalking girls hahaha, I look so out of place at a book store too because I'm such a dirty bogan
The smart ones won't be faithful, they think they're smart enough to get away with it "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1839
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Posted - 2012.10.24 06:03:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:Nachteule Kohen wrote:fleshlight. This wasn't funny until I searched up fleshlight. hahahaha Elias Greyhand wrote:Van.
Chloroform-soaked rag.
The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?". i laughed pretty hard at this
LOL they got glow in the dark ones with a Halloween motif.
yeesh.
Do you look good in a dress? Maybe you can be your own girlfriend? Just don't end up pregnant.
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AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
369
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Posted - 2012.10.24 08:41:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: I'm a lifeguard
AH!
NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'.
kudos sir.
AK GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥ Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002.
somethingjustgotreal.com |
Selinate
1053
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Posted - 2012.10.24 09:40:00 -
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AlleyKat wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: I'm a lifeguard AH! NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'. kudos sir. AK
I think Surfin is actually a girl... |
Aragoni
Saerimnir New Eden Research.
23
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Posted - 2012.10.24 10:12:00 -
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You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?". |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3152
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Posted - 2012.10.24 12:27:00 -
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Aragoni wrote:You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?".
Titan?! That's a thorax! "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
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AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
369
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Posted - 2012.10.24 13:21:00 -
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Selinate wrote:AlleyKat wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: I'm a lifeguard AH! NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'. kudos sir. AK I think Surfin is actually a girl...
lol
can anyone help me get this foot out of my mouth?
It's upto the ankle this time... GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥ Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002.
somethingjustgotreal.com |
Aragoni
Saerimnir New Eden Research.
23
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Posted - 2012.10.24 13:48:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Aragoni wrote:You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?". Titan?! That's a thorax!
I love my blaster. Once you get up and personal it's very deadly. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1840
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Posted - 2012.10.24 15:16:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Aragoni wrote:You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?". Titan?! That's a thorax!
Better a Thorax than a Celestis.
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Hedian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.10.25 10:37:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:AlleyKat wrote:Two weeks in Ibiza.
You come back without getting any; become a monk.
AK I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Denmark. If you can't get it there, you got issues.
the thought of some american gun nut having his willy in one of my people is sickining. Please keep these things to yourself.
Just thinking of the abomination that could be created. the child burst forth from the mothers womb "Waaaagh Rush Limbaugh for president waaaagh"
the doctors would have to put it down :( |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3198
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Posted - 2012.10.25 12:29:00 -
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Hedian wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:AlleyKat wrote:Two weeks in Ibiza.
You come back without getting any; become a monk.
AK I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Denmark. If you can't get it there, you got issues. the thought of some american gun nut having his willy in one of my people is sickining. Please keep these things to yourself. Just thinking of the abomination that could be created. the child burst forth from the mothers womb "Waaaagh Rush Limbaugh for president waaaagh" the doctors would have to put it down :(
Rush Limbaugh?? Naw...
Glen Beck would be better "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Lord breathenstein
the united Negative Ten.
13
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:49:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO
Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out.
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Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.10.27 15:45:00 -
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Lord breathenstein wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out. i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3258
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Posted - 2012.10.27 16:32:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:Lord breathenstein wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out. i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species
That's asking how to get laid on an internet spaceship forum "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2012.10.27 22:19:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:Lord breathenstein wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out. i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species That's asking how to get laid on an internet spaceship forum and i don't need reminding of that thank you so very very much |
Elias Greyhand
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
25
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Posted - 2012.10.29 16:19:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:Lord breathenstein wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:1. You live in your grandma's garage
2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)
4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent
GO Don't worry about it darwin will sort your **** out. i happen to be a prime and exceptional example of the human species
I am both incredibly intolerant of and also have a low opinion of the human species. |
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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
33
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Posted - 2012.10.29 21:45:00 -
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The question is:
What are your standards?
If what you've said about yourself is accurate and you're wanting some really hot girl to give it up, then you're probably wishing too high.
I'm sure, in school, you know some OCD, geeky girls. They're probably posting the same type of questions on other forums.
Find them & talk to them. You may find something far more rewarding then just a quick screw that will be no more than a memory and not likely to occur again for some time.
Also - use your head and think of this stuff for yourself. If you rely on e-people to tell you how to live your life and what decisions to make, then you are in for a really rough ride. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
362
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Posted - 2012.10.29 21:56:00 -
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Im still in disbelief that this question was even asked on THIS forum.... I....have no words.... wow. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
thekiller2002us
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
114
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:43:00 -
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I'm just going to put this out there, sex is one of the most over-rated subjects. I have sex for 4 years. I have had some great sex, BUT after a while its just...well... normal and nothing spectacular or out of the ordinary.
at the end of the day, you aren't missing out on anything m@*****@**on cant fix. the solution for a mans basic sexual urge or as I would argue- one of mans most basic needs. which leads me onto the topic-
should male prisoners be allowed to have sex with their wives or partners to meet this basic need- which I would argue against as ************ is a way of achieving this, except possibly for disabled men- which leads onto another debate ...
Whether a disabled man (or men unable to **********) should be allowed to procure the services of a prostitute to meet this sexual need. I'd like to highlight here that if a man does not m@*****@**on or have sex for a period of time his body will ejaculate anyway (through wet dreams, or even by getting extremely aroused) (though it is quite rare that men can ejaculate whilst conscious and without physical arousal of the *****)
getting back to the point and straight to core with what the issue is- as for someone who has a social disorder, my argument is that are like every other man on this planet and need to ej****te and my advice is that you achieve that in anyway you need to. I'd tell you to seek a sex therapist if you think that its effecting your mental state.
what doesn't help the situation is the media/ internet/ sex culture portraying male virgins as losers and bottom of the social heap when in fact male virgins (even at the age of 40+) are not that rare.
my job irl relates with this subject so yeah, most people cringe at the topic of serious sex talk (other sex talk such as sharing **** sites, and the millions of internet **** meme's dont count as serious sex talk I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal.. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3311
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:51:00 -
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How do you have sex for 4 years? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
thekiller2002us
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
114
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:55:00 -
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Conjoined twins connected at the waist I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal.. |
Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
224
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Posted - 2012.10.29 23:13:00 -
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1, 2 & 4 don't post threads like this. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3311
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Posted - 2012.10.29 23:26:00 -
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thekiller2002us wrote:Conjoined twins connected at the waist
Yay incest! "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Elias Greyhand
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.10.30 00:08:00 -
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Sex is like drinking.
Seems a great idea before hand and during but often ends leaving a sour tast, and you hope you have nothing to show for it. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
3311
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Posted - 2012.10.30 00:14:00 -
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Elias Greyhand wrote:Sex is like drinking.
Seems a great idea before hand and during but often ends leaving a sour tast, and you hope you have nothing to show for it.
How is that like drinking? "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Le Badass
The Grindmonkeys
1
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Posted - 2012.10.30 15:46:00 -
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I'm surprised nobody brought up The Game yet. Especially on a nerd forum :D |
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