1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO

How to get laid!
1. Crawl up a chicken's ***.
2 wait...

:golfclap: funny guy

WE GOT A FUNNY GUY IN HERE

... One time they wanted me to **** this chick in front of her sister and two cousins, that was way too messed up for me. I don't like public especially.

I think you're probably right about going after the smarter girls. The thing is I rarely talk to any girls any more except at stores and stuff so what do I do go to Chapters and start stalking girls hahaha, I look so out of place at a book store too because I'm such a dirty bogan

start selling blow. but be careful when using it yourself, else this may backfire terribly...

The dirty bit is probably easiest to fix. Living with your grandma depends on how old you are - the older you are the more it will count against you unless you can pull off that you're such a caring soul you moved in to take care of her in her frail old age.

Ignore the idiots with 'game' language (alphas, betas etc, this is not Brave New World) and focus on meeting people you have things in common with. Making friends naturally leads to meeting people who could be fwbs or more. Join clubs for interests you have, even if it's geeky stuff and/or likely to be more dudes there than girls - you will have a much better shot with girls who are on the same page with you and share common interests, and if you are not 'smooth' so to speak you will have a lot better luck trying to date/sex women who already like you because you're a friend.

Join a book club. LARPing group. Tabletop gaming, whatever, something you are genuinely into and go there with an eye to meeting new people regardless of gender/hotness (people notice *fast* if you are only paying attention to people you might have a shot at sexing, and it will work against you).

Make female friends. Cannot stress this enough. You will look like a good guy to be with, because you have female friends, and if you actually spend time with them and come to understand them as people, you *will* become a better guy to be with.

Plus, they might set you up with someone.

1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO

Not sure if you're a guy speaking from experience or a lady who is actually helping a guy out. Either way, this is spot on. I think the best thing that ever happened to my dating experience was to not even try or worry about it and just focus on myself and improving myself. Once I did this and just made friends in general across the board no matter what gender they were, the ladies just came out of the wood work. I was like a brand new person. Once I also realized that girls don't want to be quacked at all day and just treated as equals, It is actually really simple and not rocket science. The key is just not giving a **** and just be you.

Not sure if you're a guy speaking from experience or a lady who is actually helping a guy out. Either way, this is spot on. I think the best thing that ever happened to my dating experience was to not even try or worry about it and just focus on myself and improving myself. Once I did this and just made friends in general across the board no matter what gender they were, the ladies just came out of the wood work. I was like a brand new person. Once I also realized that girls don't want to be quacked at all day and just treated as equals, It is actually really simple and not rocket science. The key is just not giving a **** and just be you.

The dirty bit is probably easiest to fix. Living with your grandma depends on how old you are - the older you are the more it will count against you unless you can pull off that you're such a caring soul you moved in to take care of her in her frail old age.

Ignore the idiots with 'game' language (alphas, betas etc, this is not Brave New World) and focus on meeting people you have things in common with. Making friends naturally leads to meeting people who could be fwbs or more. Join clubs for interests you have, even if it's geeky stuff and/or likely to be more dudes there than girls - you will have a much better shot with girls who are on the same page with you and share common interests, and if you are not 'smooth' so to speak you will have a lot better luck trying to date/sex women who already like you because you're a friend.

Join a book club. LARPing group. Tabletop gaming, whatever, something you are genuinely into and go there with an eye to meeting new people regardless of gender/hotness (people notice *fast* if you are only paying attention to people you might have a shot at sexing, and it will work against you).

Make female friends. Cannot stress this enough. You will look like a good guy to be with, because you have female friends, and if you actually spend time with them and come to understand them as people, you *will* become a better guy to be with.

Plus, they might set you up with someone.

Well you have come to the right place to find an answer to your question. There's nothing quite like asking an expert. Because if the common EVE forum reader knows one thing it's women and how to successfully interact with them.

Do i detect the faintest hint of sarcasm there?

That's it

...and keep on ignoring those PUA monkeys.

Good luck dude.

Srsly, weird place to ask for dating advice, but I wish you the best, and keep on ignoring those PUA monkeys.

Ares Desideratus, Why puzzle your mind trying to comprehend the things that be ?

Just google "Venus 2000" with safe search off and all your questions will be answered.

Well to be honest (and I hope this was obvious...), the entire post was intended to be comical; though it is all true it was written in what I consider a blunt and funny manner. It was created out of boredom. But that takes nothing from you or the effort you put into trying to teach me here :)

Edit: This also basically the only forum I ever post on.