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Sharp Blue
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Posted - 2005.04.03 21:35:00 -
[1]
Here's my one..
"Eve Players do it with Heavy Missles"
or
"Honk if you Podded Last Night"
anyone else?
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Nemiona
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Posted - 2005.04.03 21:43:00 -
[2]
"implants onboard, drive safely"
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
John Sladek |
pxmars
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Posted - 2005.04.03 21:44:00 -
[3]
My second ship is a scorpion
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.04.03 21:46:00 -
[4]
I brake for Veldspar
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Santiac
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Posted - 2005.04.03 21:49:00 -
[5]
*ruffles sharp* ;)
"Mind the Cap"
________________________________________
<insert clever/witty comment here>
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2005.04.03 22:00:00 -
[6]
Do Not Gate Camp!
Convert Stations
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Rana Ash
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Posted - 2005.04.03 22:21:00 -
[7]
I (heart) Gallente
Noob's, lifes little speed bumps
Jove onboard
Plush Bunny
lyret dedreen |
Bellicose
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Posted - 2005.04.03 22:45:00 -
[8]
"out of date clone .. drive safely"
"Bump me and i get my raven"
"My raven got ganked and all i got was this"
"if you can read this your about to get podded"
"Concord"
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Marcus Aurelius
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Posted - 2005.04.03 22:52:00 -
[9]
Edited by: Marcus Aurelius on 03/04/2005 22:51:42
*Run me over, I don't care. My clone is AAA+*
*Don't even try overtaking me, I've got a faction web*
And a reversed bumbpersticker for your front bumper:
*w00t ! Sploit !*
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Atar
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Posted - 2005.04.03 23:13:00 -
[10]
"If you think this car's a beater, my other is Minmatar"
"This car protected by Nerf Bat"
"Don't make me launch my drones"
"Return and Orbit"
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.04.03 23:20:00 -
[11]
'OMGWTFBBQIBFTLCANIHAVEYOURSTUFFLOLGATECAMPCAREBEARWTFBURNEDEN'
_________________
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2005.04.03 23:29:00 -
[12]
"Don't even try it, I have instajumps"
-
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Slipara
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Posted - 2005.04.03 23:44:00 -
[13]
EXPLOIT!
from ur sig vice ;p
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Peri Stark
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Posted - 2005.04.03 23:49:00 -
[14]
Your Howitzer perfectly strikes drone on rear bumper
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Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! |
NastyLlama
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Posted - 2005.04.04 00:02:00 -
[15]
Slave to the amarr
A new clone a day, helps you lose isk
20 million skill points and I still suck
Talk to the roid
I dont have a split personality, I have alts
In sanity helps while mining
Miners do it with beer
I did not log off, it was a cdt, HONEST!!
no!!! you cant have my stuff
==================================================
I'M not a carebear, I'M a total coward, beware of cornerd carebares and cowards, we winge and cry like cornered pirates..........
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Safaomae
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Posted - 2005.04.04 00:17:00 -
[16]
 Originally by: Ikvar
'OMGWTFBBQIBFTLCANIHAVEYOURSTUFFLOLGATECAMPCAREBEARWTFBURNEDEN'
maybe sad, but I really like "OMG WTF BBQ!" 
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Fuse
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Posted - 2005.04.04 00:30:00 -
[17]
Eve online we will fix it Soon(TM).
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
Keyes
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Posted - 2005.04.04 01:10:00 -
[18]
"My other ride is a Deimos"
"We brake for miners"
"Newbie on board"
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.04.04 01:56:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Safaomae
Originally by: Ikvar
'OMGWTFBBQIBFTLCANIHAVEYOURSTUFFLOLGATECAMPCAREBEARWTFBURNEDEN'
maybe sad, but I really like "OMG WTF BBQ!"
Sad? Why my dear man, that's the entire point!
_________________
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MooKids
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Posted - 2005.04.04 02:04:00 -
[20]
I (heart) Safespots
Don't tailgate me, I know m0o
Zydrine Onboard
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CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
Zoidberg ENB
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Posted - 2005.04.04 03:05:00 -
[21]
*This is a Faction Car*
Why walk when you can skip? |
FoxHunt
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Posted - 2005.04.04 03:22:00 -
[22]
Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in this Atron.
"If laughter truly is the best medicine, then the story you told me just cleared up my Hepatitis."
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EVENFLOW
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Posted - 2005.04.04 04:54:00 -
[23]
"My other car spams torps..."
"Who needs seatbelts when you have hardeners"
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.04.04 07:33:00 -
[24]
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving (especially with Motion Prediction 5!)
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.04.04 07:34:00 -
[25]
Somewhere on Amarr there's a village missing an idiot
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2005.04.04 08:42:00 -
[26]
Heh, Hi Sharp!
"CAUTION: Hot Exhaust"
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
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Arcticblue2
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Posted - 2005.04.04 08:43:00 -
[27]
On my Raven it stands: "I break for nobody"
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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I felt as a child, I thought as a child: now that I am become a man, I have put away childish things."
1 cor. 13:11 |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.04.04 08:43:00 -
[28]
Edited by: Discorporation on 04/04/2005 08:43:46
"I safespot for no one"
"If you can read this, turn off your MWD"
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2005.04.04 08:43:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Omber Zombie on 04/04/2005 08:43:31
"***** eye for the Gallente guy"
"I'm not driving slowly, it's the lag".
hmm, aparantly the word q ueer is now a bad word... 
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Gunstar Zero
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Posted - 2005.04.04 09:26:00 -
[30]
"my other car's a spaceship"
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.04.04 09:41:00 -
[31]
Edited by: ollobrains on 04/04/2005 10:06:26
if players want to buy eve bumper stickers is there anywhere to buy ?
Tech 2 planetary group vechiles ? mmmm interesting
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2005.04.04 09:59:00 -
[32]
"Planetary Ground Vehicle Rank(2) Level 5"
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Rana Ash
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Posted - 2005.04.04 10:01:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Joshua Calvert
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving (especially with Motion Prediction 5!)
 awsome Joshua
Plush Bunny
lyret dedreen |
Verone
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Posted - 2005.04.04 11:05:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Discorporation
"If you can read this, turn off your MWD"
That one had me in stitches 
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Zhuge Liang
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Posted - 2005.04.04 11:08:00 -
[35]
"I don't need a parking spot, I just safespot"
ZhuuÀ gheyÀleeÀyan (Kongming) |
Atar Fendor
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Posted - 2005.04.04 11:15:00 -
[36]
hell im sure there are companys who cna make u some of these stickers i still got 1 of those tech 2 stickers on my wish list 
"This piece of Junk was biult by Minmatar"
"Sry i hit you its all this green goo i cant see ****"
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Unemployed
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Posted - 2005.04.04 12:02:00 -
[37]
"Virgin"
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Malken
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Posted - 2005.04.04 12:06:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Hast
I brake for Veldspar
haha i was thinking of that when i saw this topic.
Originally by: Graelyn
"We're at war with you, and you FIRED on us! I am so telling CONCORD!"
Quote:
[18:46:36] Weebear > WTS Electric Golf Cart, 1 careful owner. Phone Rome 555 6567
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2005.04.04 12:14:00 -
[39]
"Warp core stablizers onboard"
(in red text) "Im a GM"
"Please stay 5km behind"
(in really small text) "I have a smartbomb"
more to come...
Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Bhaal
What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) This i |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.04.04 12:22:00 -
[40]
"Oveur loves me a little more than you"
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Jaabaa Prime
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Posted - 2005.04.04 12:30:00 -
[41]
"It used to a great car until CCP nerfed it"
--
Intergalactic Teeth Pullers
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.04.04 13:30:00 -
[42]
I fought for the CA, and all I got was this lousey bumper sticker.
Say NO to Drugs, unless you're Gallente.
NERF the SUV's
I visited beautiful Great Wildlands Galactic Park.
WARNING: This car is protected by Ushra'Khan.
DIPLOMAT: Ushra'Khan Council member.
Honk if you hate gankers.
I (heart) my Agent.
Tailgaters will be podded.
Pator Tech parking permit: A145765
Go ahead and hit me. I have Platinum insurance.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.04.04 13:43:00 -
[43]
n00bÖ
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2005.04.04 13:51:00 -
[44]
"cAKe>pi3"
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Kel Kracken
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Posted - 2005.04.04 14:28:00 -
[45]
My alt is Oveur
This car is an alt please gank at will
Please overtake me I'm waiting for an engine de-nerf
I brake only when docking
If you're red your dead
I'm only in this till they release titans
This car contains no valuable mega and is docked overnight
Kel
Some great ones posted thanks for giving me a laugh :)
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Magunus
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Posted - 2005.04.04 14:43:00 -
[46]
EvE Online (usually)
Please stay back 80 kilometers (projectiles in use)
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe' |
Obwi Stefano
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Posted - 2005.04.04 14:55:00 -
[47]
"Honk if you love Amarr"
and i got some other that i have lost...
Live Long And Prosper
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Ilmonstre
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Posted - 2005.04.04 15:14:00 -
[48]
coming SOONÖ
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.04 16:14:00 -
[49]
'If you can read this you need a tracking computer'
'How am I flying? Call 1-800-stfun00b'
'If you can see my turrets they can hit you'
'I brake for easy targets'
'Honk if you want to meet your clone'
'If this vehicle is moving the time is between 10-11am gmt'
'This vehicle is insured with PEND (Platinum)'
'In event of breakdown, clear cache'
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Incub
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Posted - 2005.04.04 16:14:00 -
[50]
"If you think this Ride looks like a scrapheap, wait till you see my 'Phoon"
"Genuine Minmatar Engineering skills"
"Dont make me pull my 1400'' on ya"
"Dont Bump me or Concord will Pwn your ass!"
"Dont make me Warp away!"
"This is just my Smallest ride"
"I Think Its time for a new Clone!"
"Watch out, my Other ride shoots torpedo's this size"
"oops, did i just disconnect?"
250's are definitely more versatile, but All the cool kids are using 280's. |
Santiac
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Posted - 2005.04.04 16:29:00 -
[51]
"Mom went to Yulai and all i got was this lousy bantam"
________________________________________
<insert clever/witty comment here>
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Ilmonstre
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Posted - 2005.04.04 16:40:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Avon
'If you can read this you need a tracking computer'
'If this vehicle is moving the time is between 10-11am gmt'
this is the best one so far
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.04.04 16:51:00 -
[53]
'Keep at range: 500m'
_________________
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Dalara
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Posted - 2005.04.04 17:14:00 -
[54]
"My Kid is an honor student at State War Academy"
"Make ISK, not War"
"Give Pods a Chance"
"Kaleigh Doyle for President 2005"
"Contributor: CONCORD Police Benevolence Association"
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Fortior
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Posted - 2005.04.04 17:40:00 -
[55]
"Are you a Damsel in Distress?"
"Mercedes Benz Bonanza!"
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2005.04.04 18:09:00 -
[56]
"AFK"
.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
fairimear
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Posted - 2005.04.04 19:43:00 -
[57]
i wish this car had a covert-ops cloak.
my car has 82% resitance to girls.
i can get more family members in my cargo hold than you can.
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world Domination.
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d'hofren
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Posted - 2005.04.04 20:08:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
"AFK"
.
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Mephorios
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Posted - 2005.04.04 22:01:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Mephorios on 04/04/2005 22:01:25
If this was my Taranis I'd be there by now
My other ride has contrails, biatch!
CONCORD wtfpwns Cops
WARNING: Vehicle may sit for hours and flash brights at large rocks
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Zhuge Liang
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Posted - 2005.04.04 22:10:00 -
[60]
"Honk if you forgot to skill change this morning"
Lots of good ones here im going to poke kieron to see if its a possibilty to make these car bumper stickers and sell them in the eve shop at some point in the future.
ZhuuÀ gheyÀleeÀyan (Kongming) |
Haitchi Allamut
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Posted - 2005.04.04 22:13:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Zhuge Liang
"Honk if you forgot to skill change this morning"
Lots of good ones here im going to poke kieron to see if its a possibilty to make these car bumper stickers and sell them in the eve shop at some point in the future.
That would be awsome!
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Yuki Li
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Posted - 2005.04.04 22:14:00 -
[62]
"Warning: Dial Up, Could Crash At Any Time"
[ 2004.07.31 17:31:00 ] (combat) Gallente Police Major strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 427.9 damage.
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Malken
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Posted - 2005.04.04 22:42:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Zhuge Liang
"Honk if you forgot to skill change this morning"
shouldnt it be "Moin if you forgot to change skill this morning"
Originally by: Graelyn
"We're at war with you, and you FIRED on us! I am so telling CONCORD!"
Quote:
[18:46:36] Weebear > WTS Electric Golf Cart, 1 careful owner. Phone Rome 555 6567
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Agent Kenshin
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Posted - 2005.04.04 23:12:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Zhuge Liang
"Honk if you forgot to skill change this morning"
Lots of good ones here im going to poke kieron to see if its a possibilty to make these car bumper stickers and sell them in the eve shop at some point in the future.
My friend has a small shop that does screen printing and everything. I should see if he can make up a prototype or 2 for you guys.
Originally by: MAXSuicide
only carebears call pvpers 'greifers'
ehehehh....
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Pheonix Matar
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Posted - 2005.04.04 23:15:00 -
[65]
Here My Attempts :
"If This Pod's a Rockin' , Dont Come A Knockin"
"Dont Follow Me .. I'm Lost Too "
"Free Clone Activation ...... Just Bump"
"EVE Players Do It In PODs"
"Real Life is over rated"
"AFK Pilot .. Please Clone Activate"
Heres Someplace that make Custom Bumper Stickers
Linkage
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Dr Happy
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Posted - 2005.04.04 23:42:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Dr Happy on 04/04/2005 23:44:22
I use my krestal for mining!
that didn;t turn out as well as I thought it would
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Bsport
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:11:00 -
[67]
"i'm no n00b, i'm a pro-carebear"
"if i'm a carebear, then your a pirate"
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|~~~| I run out of money, so bunny has been
| OIL | grounded down to make grease for my
|____| rifter- poor bunny
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Xenu
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:13:00 -
[68]
"if you can read this, it must be downtime" |
Sergeant Spot
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:27:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Sergeant Spot on 05/04/2005 00:49:48
Edited by: Sergeant Spot on 05/04/2005 00:47:25
Forum W**** Level 4 Level 5 92% complete
Smack seeking Torps will take 10 seconds to load
Warning: This vehicles uses Instas at all Gates
Ignore my strange driving patterns 11kms past all Traffic Lights, I'm making Instas.
"Its true officer, he probably did not see me. I had my Covert Ops Cloak activated......"
"But officer, if I turn on my lights people will see me"
Can't sleep, gankers get me, can't sleep, gankers will get me, can't sleep, gankers will get me.....
Free Jade Constantine!!!
Shop NAGA, for all your needs, Carebear or Pirate
BNC Liquors Quality and Quantity. Who gives a damn about price anyway?
WARNING: This compact car jettisons Cans the size of small houses
Have Large Moon Probe. Seeking nice Moon.
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:41:00 -
[70]
'If you can read this my blasters are at optimal'
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:44:00 -
[71]
'Training boy racer attitude  '
'Driving skill at  '
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.05 00:51:00 -
[72]
'Drive safe, drink Quafe'
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Vydek Daamth
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Posted - 2005.04.05 01:02:00 -
[73]
"Scratch my car - I'll petition you"
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Vydek Daamth
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Posted - 2005.04.05 01:09:00 -
[74]
"Remote Security System Provided by Eris Discordia"
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Ali Bobba
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Posted - 2005.04.05 01:11:00 -
[75]
"Horn broken, watch for Torps"
"This is an alt and it needs a clone jump, help me out here"
"Oveur loves you, everyone else thinks you're an a**hole"
(real life one I love)
"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"
"Insurance nearly expired... wanna play chicken?"
"Gallente girls are easy."
"Once you go 'matar, you never stray far."
"I fly logistics cruisers... please don't laugh"
"Keep honking... I'm reloading" (also rl, but applies here :D)
"[This morning] (morning commute) My front bumper II perfectly strikes that guy who cut me off, wrecking for 1,643.7 damage."
GOOD TOPIC lol
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Karoth Tyu
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Posted - 2005.04.05 01:20:00 -
[76]
I've got stabs on, griefer
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PleasureSlave Rachel
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Posted - 2005.04.05 01:21:00 -
[77]
"My son is an Honor Student @ the REPUBLIC MILITARY SCHOOL"
or...
"My daughter pod killed your IMPERIAL ACADEMY Honor Student"
THEY WILL ALL BE BEATEN BY A PLEASURE SLAVE!
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Ninna
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Posted - 2005.04.05 03:19:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Ninna on 05/04/2005 03:21:13
Originally by: Avon
'If you can read this my blasters are at optimal'
Originally by: Avon
"If you can read this, turn off your MWD"
haha.. I think I would fall into a hysterical laughter if I saw this on the bumper on the car in front of me.. hillariously funny.
I will definetively buy one of them bumperstickers if they ever make it to the eve-shop..
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.04.05 03:39:00 -
[79]
another great idea for the eve shop
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res0nance
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Posted - 2005.04.05 04:37:00 -
[80]
" I'm not giving way, I'm camping "
_
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.05 08:07:00 -
[81]
'Gistii A-Type Performance Tunning'
'My other car is a Mitsubishi Gallente'
'My other car is a Toyota YARR!!Öis'
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Jarp
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Posted - 2005.04.05 08:55:00 -
[82]
"Acceleration coming soon(TM)"
"WARP DRIVE ACTIVE"
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I do Industry Me. |
Agenor Deteis
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Posted - 2005.04.05 10:51:00 -
[83]
Edited by: Agenor Deteis on 05/04/2005 10:51:09
"I drive what i can affort to lose"
_________________________________________________
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.04.05 11:05:00 -
[84]
'Nerfing the Super Highway one car at a time'
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Sharp Blue
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Posted - 2005.04.05 12:16:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Zhuge Liang
"Honk if you forgot to skill change this morning"
Lots of good ones here im going to poke kieron to see if its a possibilty to make these car bumper stickers and sell them in the eve shop at some point in the future.
I'm putting in my claim for isk commission now for posting this thread!
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Sto'ka
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Posted - 2005.04.05 12:16:00 -
[86]
No worries, it will get patched.
You are being scanned
Concord insured
pay or get podded
The enemy of my enemy could be me. Loyalty is not written in a bio |
Sharp Blue
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Posted - 2005.04.05 13:18:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Sharp Blue on 05/04/2005 13:18:59
"Mum's Shuttle"
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Vicker Lahn'se
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Posted - 2005.04.05 15:17:00 -
[88]
How about a tech2 triangle to put on the top left corner of the rear windshield?
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F'nog
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Posted - 2005.04.07 08:57:00 -
[89]
Hamster Power! (+ pic of a Tempest)
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kieron
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Posted - 2005.04.07 15:53:00 -
[90]
I've pointed this thread out to the marketing department, along with the suggestion of putting some stickers in the Store. More information will be passed along as it becomes available.
kieron
Community Manager,
EVE Online
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Albus
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:00:00 -
[91]
"You have no charges"
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Vee Bot
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:04:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Vicker Lahn'se
How about a tech2 triangle to put on the top left corner of the rear windshield?
A pack of tech II stickers would be cool!
My motorbike helmut would look f-ing wicked with one!
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(_8(|) BEWARE. EBIL HOMER. IF SPOTTED CALL THIS NUMBER 0-800-I-C-HOMER |
Domalais
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:16:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Hast
I brake for Veldspar
Winner. I would buy this, and put it on my car.
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Warsmith Mcmight
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:19:00 -
[94]
Originally by: kieron
I've pointed this thread out to the marketing department, along with the suggestion of putting some stickers in the Store. More information will be passed along as it becomes available.
haha nice
"Autopilot active"
Arcane Technologies |
Frozen Light
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:28:00 -
[95]
"I trained for 8 months and this is all I can drive"
"Don't try to run, I use cruise missiles"
"Who needs insurance when you got Production Effiency 5?"
Lame attemps 4tw!
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Currents ships lost in Exodus: 3x Moa, 1x Kestrel, 1x Merlin
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Muad 'dib
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:32:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Muad ''dib on 07/04/2005 16:33:32
"stand clear, I'm packin
. "
.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
/|\.
'/\' The Wild West Made Me Quicker On The DRAW Than You |
Domalais
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:36:00 -
[97]
Edited by: Domalais on 07/04/2005 16:37:48
"I'm switching to a sedan after the sports car nerf."
"Don't worry, I have Evasive Maneuvering level 5!"
And actually, a square shot of a warp core stab would be sweet. And a damage mod, I could line up 8 heat sinks across the rear bumper.
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Phearlene
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:44:00 -
[98]
*Hone your Clone*
*Typhoons..crunchy on the outside..soft and chewy inside*
*Frigates get down to it Faster*
*Cruiser Pilots fly Harder*
*Battleship Pilots shoot bigger Guns*
*If you can read this my LSmart Bomb will pod you*
*Your Pod or Mine?*
*mOo ... it does a Poddie Good*
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Idara
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Posted - 2005.04.07 16:48:00 -
[99]
"I'd Rather Be in my Gankgeddon"
Idara
Section Leader - Security & Warfare
Member of Metatron Incorporated |
NastyLlama
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Posted - 2005.04.07 18:20:00 -
[100]
I dont have a life, I play eve online
I'M only playing real life untill I get back on-line
==================================================
I'M not a carebear, I'M a total coward, beware of cornerd carebares and cowards, we winge and cry like cornered pirates..........
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Omniwar
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Posted - 2005.04.08 14:04:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Omniwar on 08/04/2005 14:12:08
Edited by: Omniwar on 08/04/2005 14:10:07
"i'm m0o, so u better stay on the highway, the countryside is my campsite"
"Got molested(sp?) by Zap"
"Evol made me high"
"passari camp was my idea"
"Proud owner of Navy Issue Raven"
"I loved Pann"
"soon(tm)"
"Will kill for caldari shuttle"
Spawn of the Devil
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Magunus
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Posted - 2005.04.08 14:37:00 -
[102]
Save the carebears! Collect the whole set.
No, it's not a custom paint job. It's tech 2.
Juggernauts, because we care enough to send the very worst.
I'm not driving slow because I want to, I've been nos'd.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe' |
3GG H34D
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Posted - 2005.04.08 15:26:00 -
[103]
Edited by: 3GG H34D on 08/04/2005 15:59:50
Edited by: 3GG H34D on 08/04/2005 15:34:39
"if your close enough to read this, my blasters can destroy you"
"Be nice, my humvee gets a 50% ramming dmg bonus"
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Think u know 1337?, you dont know nuffink!
Û_±ý+´Åõk*Áu/°÷_¸Ã=5ò@Q@Q@M_?ZåñIîbåÈT~p¶4y+ðÊ% £= p¶4ÀiÔmZã!À©ì¦:BãÌ6xi Ö |
pxmars
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Posted - 2005.04.08 19:15:00 -
[104]
" Haveing a bad day playing eve.. is better then a good day at work "
"Carebear onboard Please Drive Safe"
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Lonely Joe
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Posted - 2005.04.08 19:44:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Lonely Joe on 08/04/2005 19:44:59
"EVE Online: Exodus - Space War is Good for Business"
eve-online.com
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Fast Eddie
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Posted - 2005.04.12 21:08:00 -
[106]
"I don't brake for Blood Raiders"
"My other ship is an Interceptor"
"I'm spending my Clones inheritance"
"Pod-Pilots do it on-line"
"Gallente make great lovers, but the Caldari make them smaller and cheaper"
(for indys) "0-100 m/s... eventually"
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Tarack
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Posted - 2005.04.12 23:06:00 -
[107]
How many batteries does a Thorax take? ( T Nunn )
Iteron V or happy to see me? ( T Nunn )
Gate Camping BAD Mmmkay
MINE SCORDITE!!
Free Caldari Prime!
PA is dead again?
Gank a n00b for ego boost
Just escrow it to me.....
Dude, Ill get my Main..
Alts Suck
WTFPWND By Concord
Petition it, I would...
Got Lag?
Your Cargo hold is full
Say NO to Jet can mining
Have you hugged a Pirate today?
Ganked again...
WTB Lab Slot pst
Caldari Navy An adventure awaits
Can I have your stuff?
and last... Release the Titans!!
WTS: 1 Ex-wife, slightly used. Fully equiped, includes, My house, my car, my dog and my new ex girlfriend................. |
Killer Gandry
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Posted - 2005.04.12 23:16:00 -
[108]
Finished learning Logoff disruptor lvl 5
Instafreeze for pilots provided
I went to 0.0 and all I did was mine Veldspar
Better to try and fail, then to fail due to not trying |
Quaren
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Posted - 2005.04.12 23:42:00 -
[109]
"Don't worry, I will fix my brakes soonÖ"
"I was concordonkened by the GFPD"
"Watch out! Pirates are camping the next toll booth"
"mmmmmm.... veldspar!"
"I can drive a battleship but I can't find the brakes on this thing"
"I didn't dent my car, I ran into a gatecamp"
"I get 1 million for every rat I kill"
"Something has started warpscrambling something"
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.04.12 23:53:00 -
[110]
"It's now how many skillpoints you have, it's what you do with them that counts."
"My other vessel's a planetary vehicle."
"If you don't honk, I won't pod."
My life in pictures:
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2005.04.14 20:14:00 -
[111]
"dont like ma driving ? petition me"
"OMFG HaXXoR Sploit!1!"
"Connection to server lost"
"i [Heart] Antimatter"
"Gallante is the best f*ck the rest" (real life one just with BMW instead of gallante)
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Maltrox
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:28:00 -
[112]
"It's not a beater, it's Patch Day"
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hired goon
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:32:00 -
[113]
How much would you all pay for these? I am embarassingly in the position to aquire them at build cost due to the type of company I work at.
-omg-
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:42:00 -
[114]
omg thread necromancy :|
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:46:00 -
[115]
As per my post in the other identical thread...
"Jenny Spitfire Onboard"
______________________
Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Twilight Moon
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:28:00 -
[116]
On an overladed, unsecured truck, trailer, lorry:
"I fit Smartbombs"
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Joerd Toastius
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Posted - 2006.04.12 13:58:00 -
[117]
Edited by: Joerd Toastius on 12/04/2006 14:03:41
Would particularly like any of the following:
- A gold "II" triangle to put in the top left corner of the rear window
- A red "-" square for the bottom right
- A nice "NBSI" sticker of some kind, ideally something like white text with a clear background, poss. with an Eve logo in the corner
- Faction stickers (duh)
Also, the above-mentioned "Gistii A-Type", done right and stuck on a ricer car, would be truly awesome.
{edit}
- Warning: Gatecamp ahead
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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.12 15:02:00 -
[118]
Edited by: Makaera Ko****o on 12/04/2006 15:05:50
Edited by: Makaera Ko****o on 12/04/2006 15:04:05
Circular Linkage
I think something like this was said already:
"I don't run red lights, I make instas."
"My wife told me that if I didn't quit playing EVE, she would leave me. I think she's cloaked now."
I really like the idea of faction stickers and T2 stickers.
Whatever happened with the nudge to marketing? Obviously nothing became of it, but why?
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iqplayer
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:33:00 -
[119]
Gate Camp in Progress - Be Prepared to POP
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Terrak2
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:46:00 -
[120]
"My Titan's bigger than yours"
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Drahcir Nasom
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Posted - 2006.04.12 20:04:00 -
[121]
Originally by: kieron
I've pointed this thread out to the marketing department, along with the suggestion of putting some stickers in the Store. More information will be passed along as it becomes available.
Keiron
I work for a company that supplies parts to the British classic car after market, we have companies that make decals for us for the outside of cars, I'll make some enquiries about prices, minimum order quantities etc.
Drahcir Nasom
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MrShooter
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Posted - 2006.04.12 20:15:00 -
[122]
I can't resist...
"<t20> WE AER GIOGN FRO MROE BREE !!!" |
Indra Sebuchiore
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Posted - 2006.04.12 20:49:00 -
[123]
Edited by: Indra Sebuchiore on 12/04/2006 20:49:30
*click*
or
"This is not the damsel in distress"
__________________________________________
"In girum imus nocte, et consumimur igni."
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Lan2
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Posted - 2006.04.12 21:47:00 -
[124]
Eh, so the original post is like a year old.
Still - awesome idea. I want a bumber sticker!
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nothing here. yet. someday maybe.
Probably never - Cortes |
Mned Graydroggen
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:08:00 -
[125]
Quote:
My wife told me that if I didn't quit playing EVE, she would leave me. I think she's cloaked now
ROFL
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Father Weebles
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:15:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Rana Ash
Noob's, lifes little speed bumps
lmfao
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Agillious
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:29:00 -
[127]
Can't resist adding 2iskies...
"Oveur is my homeboy"
"Live Better, Fly Amarr"
"My Inty Pilot Podded Your Honor Student"
"Nerf the Dominant Paradigm!"
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Grash Freedom
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:35:00 -
[128]
"Obviously I am not online, blame my wife, i can't tank her :("
"I seriously need a MWD"
"Where is my cyno damn it, I need to jump ASAP, hostiles are all over me"
"I wish i could pod my boss"
"Cosmos Agent"
"You are primary mate BOOM"
"Downtime"
"Faster than a Vagabond"
"Fasten your implants"
"NBSI POLICY"
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:44:00 -
[129]
"I'M NAKED!!"
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Tousaka Langley
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:46:00 -
[130]
"I'd rather be in a fluid filled pod."
"My other car could *****your car."
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Elendar
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:52:00 -
[131]
Working as intended
Originally by: Derith
not even jesus loves you
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BoinKlasik
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Posted - 2006.04.13 00:00:00 -
[132]
Edited by: BoinKlasik on 13/04/2006 00:00:04
anybody else notice the thread was ressurected?
Ive been driving 3 months, but all i have are these learning skills
Pirate's industry alt
Microsoft = T2 BPO holder
*doh, I broke my edited sig :/* *cries*
this signature was lacking pink, I'll provide it for you. There. Looks better doesn't it? -Eris
Fixed it for you. Oh, btw, yarr! ~kieron
Didn't I tell you? The damsel moved in with me, we're having a great time. - Wrangler
The damsel may not be distressed any more, but how many times does the informant have to be silenced before he gets the message? - Cortes
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POTUS
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Posted - 2006.04.13 09:10:00 -
[133]
My other car is a POS
Not out of gas, just lagging
Newb on board (instead of baby)
Driver carries no isk
Don't like my driving? Call 1-800 Eat Torp
Out of my way, trying to SS
My aggression timer is alomst over.
Honk if you hull tank
My favorites from the other thread,
"Keep honking, I'm entering siege mode."
"Beware, my alt is driving!"
"My clone would kick your clone's ass."
"Something is trying to warp scramble something."
"With this traffic, you'd think we were in Jita"
"If you can see this Sticker, my cap is dry and I can't cloak"
"If you see me driving, TQ is down."
"If you see me driving on the Highway, It's Patch Day."
"I'm only speeding because i forgot to switch skills!"
If you would like to join a 0.0 mining corp, click here
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Cker Heel
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Posted - 2006.04.13 13:59:00 -
[134]
year old thread but I can't resist:
STATE WAR ACADEMY
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Slarti
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:36:00 -
[135]
Remember Yulai
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Vogon
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:36:00 -
[136]
You've been Vogoned....
www.vogon.homestead.com
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Jobie Thickburger
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:52:00 -
[137]
"This pod will self-destruct in 120 Seconds"
"I sleep from 11am-12pm GMT Daily"
"I work from 5-9"
"Vitoc, Keeping Minmintar Slaves in line since 2799"
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Jon Xylur
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Posted - 2006.04.13 15:12:00 -
[138]
*My other ride is a Battleship*
*It's not junk, it's Minmatar technology!*
*Just try to give me a ticket, I have 4 WCSs!"
*Miner at work*
*My other car has blasters*
i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/spino88/siggy1.jpg[/IMG]
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 kbs, ty - Cortes |
Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.04.13 15:14:00 -
[139]
i want one that says
*moderated*
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Flyyn
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Posted - 2006.04.13 15:49:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Maltrox
"It's not a beater, it's Patch Day"
He did it!!!
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swoj
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Posted - 2006.04.13 17:05:00 -
[141]
Edited by: swoj on 13/04/2006 17:08:54
good thread (even if necroed :) )
(haven't read it all yet though)
"Now Training: Nissan lvl5"
"I rescued the Damsel"
"I rescued the Damsel...again"
"I rescued the Damsel and all I got was this lousy sticker"
"Leave the noob corp and say that"
"Gurista power"
"Don't waste your time, I have WCS fitted"
"the cops couldn't catch me, Evasive Manouvering 5 FTW"
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BoinKlasik
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Posted - 2006.04.13 17:16:00 -
[142]
Edited by: BoinKlasik on 13/04/2006 17:16:26
Originally by: Usul Faust
i want one that says
*moderated*
or *click*
*doh, I broke my edited sig :/* *cries*
this signature was lacking pink, I'll provide it for you. There. Looks better doesn't it? -Eris
Fixed it for you. Oh, btw, yarr! ~kieron
Didn't I tell you? The damsel moved in with me, we're having a great time. - Wrangler
The damsel may not be distressed any more, but how many times does the informant have to be silenced before he gets the message? - Cortes
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William Hartas
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Posted - 2006.04.13 17:21:00 -
[143]
"I probed your wife's thorax"
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swoj
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Posted - 2006.04.13 17:42:00 -
[144]
"Patience is a rank 5 skill"
"Sansha Saves"
"You've either got it or you don't, and frankly you don't even have the skill book"
"Warning, I haven't trained Charisma"
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Moncada
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Posted - 2006.04.14 02:29:00 -
[145]
"Stabs make me cry"
Montada
Cardinal Maledictus Sanguine
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Ral Ulgur
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Posted - 2006.04.14 04:45:00 -
[146]
"Will tank for gas!"
"Got gank?"
"If you are reading this I clone jumped within the last 24h"
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Antzor
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Posted - 2006.04.14 06:20:00 -
[147]
"Trying to build minmatar ship send duct tape and scraps"
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klok718
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Posted - 2006.04.14 06:38:00 -
[148]
A caldari needs skilbooks like a fish needs a bicycle
One mans trunk is another mans Itieron VÆs cargo hold
WWTGDD? What Would The Game Developers Do
Ask me about my navy issue tempest
Caution: driver has full snake implant set
Real men hull tank
My pirate ALT podded your honor student
The Jita solar system: pleas visit our gift shop.
Thos who can, do: those who canÆt mine in empire space.
Never trust a car with blue headlights, they might be caldari.
Raven pilots may have huge missiles but there done after 6 pumps.
Only 5 more antennas and this car is officially a minmatar cruiser.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.14 06:42:00 -
[149]
"I see boobies"
______________________
Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Makaera Koshito
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Posted - 2006.04.14 12:56:00 -
[150]
Variation of a couple others' ideas:
My wife told me that if I didn't stop playing EVE she'd leave me. I thought she was cloaked, but I don't see her in Local.
I didn't steal this car. I ransomed it.
Minmatar are EVE's Rednecks. Never will you see so much bondo and duct tape.
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Kiyirari
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Posted - 2006.04.14 14:42:00 -
[151]
Revenge is my god and my guns are her angels |
klok718
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Posted - 2006.04.15 09:25:00 -
[152]
Make love not war (but train the skills for both to level 5)
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Wintermute Ashpool
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Posted - 2006.04.15 10:30:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Wintermute Ashpool on 15/04/2006 10:32:11
"I'd rather be mining"
"I'd rather be PvPing"
"WTS: Real life, barely used"
"McMiner's, over 1 billion roids macroed"
"You sure I hit totaled his car officer? I didn't receive the killmail"
"Forget BoB I have to deal with my BoD"
"My other car goes 9AU/s"
"Ibis of Doom"
"Boycott HACs"
"I PvP in RL" (that one is for all my brother soldiers :D )
"I survived Iraq 0.0 can't be that bad"
"I survived 0.0 Iraq can't be that bad"
"Autopilot engaged"
"Autopilot warping to *your favorite resturant*"
"..but officer I HAVE to change skills"
"I <3 my Ibis"
"EvE>WoW"
"Caldari pwn Elves"
"CEO on board"
"EvE, the only game requiring an MBA to play"
"l337/\/00b 4 l1f3"
"Magic hat my thorax"
"EvE-Online:Life began at release"
""
""
almost forgot
"Happiness is a T2 BPO"
[tAMI] Online
400x120 12kb |
Portrait Swap
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Posted - 2006.04.15 12:41:00 -
[154]
"No before, no end, just eve."
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Stitcher
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:04:00 -
[155]
"Will work for Vitoc"
"Remember Caldari Prime"
"My other vehicle is a Ferox/blasterax/blasterthron/gankgeddon."
"My other car got omgwtfpwned"
"Honk if you love Crokite"
"I went to the EVE Gate and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker."
"Tech 2 Car"
"I visited the Jovians and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
"I name my ships"
"honk if you love Quafe"
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Ninjja
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Posted - 2006.04.15 20:55:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Ninjja on 15/04/2006 21:05:32
*0/
*Got Nos?
Clicky: Eve Most Wanted List
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Reatu Krentor
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Posted - 2006.04.15 21:15:00 -
[157]
"My other clone has implants!"
if it's been said already, oops 
-
phew! dodged the mods on this sig!
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.04.15 21:26:00 -
[158]
"My car is extremeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"My other car is a pwnmobile"
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beretta
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Posted - 2006.04.15 21:26:00 -
[159]
"save a roid,shoot a a miner"
"say no to empire"
"yarrvelous"
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BekStorm
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Posted - 2006.04.15 22:01:00 -
[160]
Mine would include Samuel L. Jackson yelling at some poor miner
"CROKITE MOTHER******!! DO YOU MINE IT?"
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Viktor Fyretracker
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Posted - 2006.04.15 22:04:00 -
[161]
ok not a bumper Sticker but.....Clicky
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bsspewer
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Posted - 2006.04.15 23:04:00 -
[162]
a sticker that's yellow and looks like this:
___
||/
./
In other words, the t2 symbol. No words, just the sticker :)
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Xelios
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Posted - 2006.04.15 23:22:00 -
[163]
I think the T2 symbol should be the international signal for EVE. Like the Jesus fish way back in the long long ago. It's ambigiuous enough that no one outside of EVE will know what it means, but anyone who plays would recognize it instantly.
Signature removed. -Zhuge ([email protected])
Woot.
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Teblin
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Posted - 2006.04.15 23:25:00 -
[164]
This thread is a year old...
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