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Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
58
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Posted - 2012.11.10 22:18:00 -
[1] - Quote
I made this thread after thinking up ideas for one like the "Hate the avatar above you" thread. Anyway, mortally wound the avatar above you!
Holeysheet1 for CSNM
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3481
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:21:00 -
[2] - Quote
*Shoots op in head and calls ISD to lock thread
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
Persona Non Gratis
18
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:29:00 -
[3] - Quote
Rips out Plunderbunnys right eye and replace with a cunningly disguised plastic explosive...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
59
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:40:00 -
[4] - Quote
*Pre-detonates Kirjava's explosives while he is installing them.*
Holeysheet1 for CSNM
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |
baltec1
Bat Country
2766
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Posted - 2012.11.11 00:22:00 -
[5] - Quote
/me drills through all four of you. |
Amber Katelo
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.11.11 01:30:00 -
[6] - Quote
...materializes Acme brand anvil over baltec1's head. |
stoicfaux
1756
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Posted - 2012.11.11 02:24:00 -
[7] - Quote
Amber Katelo wrote:...materializes Acme brand anvil over baltec1's head.
Pops your saline bags and you die of water poisoning.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 03:26:00 -
[8] - Quote
*sneezes and you all die of aids |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:03:00 -
[9] - Quote
Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:32:00 -
[10] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery
That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone should stop poasting too b/c I pre-emptively sneezed on you too as soon as you entered this thread. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:34:00 -
[11] - Quote
MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours.
Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:35:00 -
[12] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites
it's a mutated aids |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:35:00 -
[13] - Quote
MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites it's a mutated aids
For deer hunting? 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:36:00 -
[14] - Quote
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites it's a mutated aids For deer hunting?
stop pressing F5 |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:41:00 -
[15] - Quote
I'm not, it was a coincidence 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Webvan
State War Academy
Caldari State
130
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Posted - 2012.11.11 05:30:00 -
[16] - Quote
/me builds the ultimate mmo you cant pull yourself away from, you die of bodily fatigue (poop sock was full).   |
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
167
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Posted - 2012.11.11 09:05:00 -
[17] - Quote
Pours Quafe into the reactor on Webvan's Imicus... Explosion is delicious! |
Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released
Verge of Collapse
93
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Posted - 2012.11.11 09:15:00 -
[18] - Quote
Clones Justin Bieber into a clone army, armed with microphones and speakers, intent on conquering the world.
I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies.
I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
Issaku Tanaka
Decimation.
Tribal Band
0
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Posted - 2012.11.11 11:28:00 -
[19] - Quote
Puts kittens, puppies and bunnies into a shuttle, and drops it on you. |
Webvan
State War Academy
Caldari State
131
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Posted - 2012.11.11 17:27:00 -
[20] - Quote
Muuaahhaahahaha |
stoicfaux
1764
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Posted - 2012.11.12 03:00:00 -
[21] - Quote
Sets your nose hairs on fire and you die of smoke inhalation.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Cynter DeVries
86
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:18:00 -
[22] - Quote
* Reconfigures pod to substitute slaver hound flatus for oxygen. |
stoicfaux
1764
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:24:00 -
[23] - Quote
@Cynter DeVries
Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
41
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:51:00 -
[24] - Quote
stoicfaux wrote:@Cynter DeVries
Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.
Freeze a piece of my own shite and sharpen it to a point, stab you repeatedly in the lungs then make you eat it like a Popsicle. |
Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
78
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Posted - 2012.11.12 16:13:00 -
[25] - Quote
*Straps a neutron bomb to Gibbo*
I'll be seeing you!
Holeysheet1 for CSNM
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |
stoicfaux
1766
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Posted - 2012.11.12 16:14:00 -
[26] - Quote
@Gibbo5771
Tells you jokes until you smile. Because I'm pretty sure smiling would kill you.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
190
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Posted - 2012.11.12 17:18:00 -
[27] - Quote
Seals you in an airtight barn full of dairy cows, each belching and farting 280 liters of methane per day.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released
Verge of Collapse
97
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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:22:00 -
[28] - Quote
Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests.
I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies.
I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
181
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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:38:00 -
[29] - Quote
Onyx Nyx wrote:Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests.
Firstly, hog tie you and place you in a 3'x6' metal box. Then place two dozen hungry rats in the box with you and seal it shut. Finally, I would hang your box, fairly high, over burning coals, to ensure slow cook. Leave you there till all twenty-five of you stop screaming.
ISD Cyberdyne
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released
Verge of Collapse
97
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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:42:00 -
[30] - Quote
Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums.
I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies.
I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
267
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Posted - 2012.11.12 20:26:00 -
[31] - Quote
Onyx Nyx wrote:Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums.
((Pure Fing GOLD!!!))
Locks you in an escape casual and sends you drifting in his personally artillery practice range to dial in that 0.0001% of computer accuracy on his 720mm artillery.
*BOOM!*
Damn, they're still .00001% off. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
191
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Posted - 2012.11.12 20:49:00 -
[32] - Quote
Places you on a planet with 10 times the gravity of Earth. And has a very obese woman sit on you.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
388
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Posted - 2012.11.12 21:44:00 -
[33] - Quote
/Me giggles madly.
HUMAN BACON TYME NAOW!!
In irae, veritas. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
192
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Posted - 2012.11.12 23:17:00 -
[34] - Quote
Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
|
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
NOVA ALLIANCE
22
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Posted - 2012.11.13 09:20:00 -
[35] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.
A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud.
(On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls)
I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY WAGES ON HATS! |
Alec Freeman
The Dark Space Initiative
142
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Posted - 2012.11.13 10:00:00 -
[36] - Quote
Bendonni Narri wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling. A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud. (On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls)
>A wild fleet of Tornado's appear.
>They use "Blap" on your industrial ship, Its super effective.
> You cease to exist |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
193
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Posted - 2012.11.13 16:22:00 -
[37] - Quote
Replaces your pod goo with a toxic mixture of mayonnaise, tequila and Pepsi.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
|
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
Persona Non Gratis
18
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Posted - 2012.11.16 17:09:00 -
[38] - Quote
I'M A FIRING MA LAZOR!! 
Also surprised noones done the low hanging fruit yet...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
200
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Posted - 2012.11.16 18:22:00 -
[39] - Quote
Hacks your drones, so that they do an elaborate synchronized swimming routine instead of defending your ship.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
|
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.11.16 19:04:00 -
[40] - Quote
Come nubcheddar, reminisce with us on the other side of the starfish *reaches in* |
Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
1304
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Posted - 2012.11.16 19:25:00 -
[41] - Quote
Telekinetically pinch the carotid artery.
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/User:Akita_T
T2 BPO poll: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=114789
Buying this: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=147098 |
Uudoo Graeth
H-4-C Mining
19
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Posted - 2012.11.16 20:02:00 -
[42] - Quote
I play this over and over and over again while locking you in your pod with no where to run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
454
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Posted - 2012.11.16 23:04:00 -
[43] - Quote
[Man, you're evil. My mind had managed to 100% block the memory of that. Now it's back.  ]
Sends you a greeting card full of nano-sized bot fleas. Also a few bot ticks in there, big enough to see, just for fun. You know what happens next. Very ugly. |
Jesuis Cache-Cache
314
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Posted - 2012.11.17 05:30:00 -
[44] - Quote
Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.
...naked.
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."
- Johnny Carson-á |
Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
278
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Posted - 2012.11.17 07:23:00 -
[45] - Quote
Serves you some 'Fat Bastard Coffee'. |
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
105
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Posted - 2012.11.17 09:33:00 -
[46] - Quote
Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine..................... |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
NOVA ALLIANCE
23
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Posted - 2012.11.17 09:49:00 -
[47] - Quote
Borascus wrote:Feed you your feet, ankles, calf muscles and hamstrings in what is later referred to as Minmatar Shark soup. Once the cartilage gets into the lower intestine.....................
You've just bought your first T2 ship: It's a Damnation, a glistening example of Khanid engineering. You decide to to take it for a spin in Nullsec, and as you press jump, you feel a certain excitement inside of you. Your first target is an Ishtar, knowing that it's extensive drone bay is a problem you set the orbit to 20 K.M and, palms sweating move your cursor towards the target button...
..And a Machariel warps in, instapops you and the Ishtar pods you. Karma:1 You:0
I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY WAGES ON HATS! |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
100
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Posted - 2012.11.18 19:05:00 -
[48] - Quote
Zoe Kaltana wrote:Samoth Egnoled wrote:Lol it was fun, i wish there was a personal vendetta RP thread now.  *vote for "try to kill the avatar above you" thread* ^^ 
Well...fatally wounding sounds so much more ambitious than simple killing, so I give it a try...
Good evening Mr. Narri, may I introduce you to Mr. Desk...
Mr. Narri - Desk, Desk - Mr. Narri.
my corp is my main |
Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2012.11.18 19:12:00 -
[49] - Quote
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior.
"You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Uudoo Graeth
23
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Posted - 2012.11.19 19:21:00 -
[50] - Quote
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:Flash you a picture of Uudoo Graeth's mother.
...naked.
I just threw up in my mouth a lot thinking about this.... I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemies! You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed.
On topic: I release toxic body gases from my posterior into your pod while blasting Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time" into your pod, promptly seal it, and then jettison your pod into null sec. Good luck! |
Jesuis Cache-Cache
334
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Posted - 2012.11.19 19:56:00 -
[51] - Quote
Uudoo Graeth wrote: You are twisted Jesuis..... twisted indeed. And to think I come here for my good deeds of the day.
Aktoun-morlasir nomdredah letroul und mar frelious develakal....
Moohoohoohahahaaaaaaa...
dead in 3...
...2
...1
BOO!
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."
- Johnny Carson-á |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
142
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Posted - 2012.11.19 20:35:00 -
[52] - Quote
*removes one of JCCs head-spikes...the chance of pressure causes him to explode*
WHHOOAA!! I didn't expect this to work so...well.
my corp is my main |
Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
207
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Posted - 2012.11.19 20:53:00 -
[53] - Quote
Puts a whoopee cushion full of nerve gas in your chair.
Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
|
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
258
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Posted - 2012.11.20 15:07:00 -
[54] - Quote
Hacks pod to confuse the computer into thinking there's a breach, while jamming the transfer signal. Destructive scanners engage...
Support Aegis Destroyers: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97610 |
Jesuis Cache-Cache
339
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Posted - 2012.11.20 16:39:00 -
[55] - Quote
Sprinkles itching powder in her undies.
Yes, folks...she scratches herself to death.
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."
- Johnny Carson-á |
Alice Saki
Mug of Coffee
20197
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Posted - 2012.11.20 16:41:00 -
[56] - Quote
*Stabs*
Old ways work best ^_^
All You're Likes Belong to Me. |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1806
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Posted - 2012.11.20 18:55:00 -
[57] - Quote
Replaces g-dampening pod goo with Jello.
An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Khergit Deserters
214
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Posted - 2012.11.20 19:14:00 -
[58] - Quote
Borascus wrote:Borascus: So, until he needs a clone he'll never know about this?
Doctor: No, until he revives in his pod he will have no idea that his medical clone has been downgraded.
*Borascus waits*
Huh? Where am I? How did I get a Rifter and Hurricane? I can't even fly those things yet....
Convinces you to get on a ship controlled by an AI computer named HAL.
You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Uudoo Graeth
36
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Posted - 2012.11.20 19:16:00 -
[59] - Quote
Throws a bowl of rice out the airlock and kicks you out after it... |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
35
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Posted - 2012.12.10 03:35:00 -
[60] - Quote
I roll a 12, and resurrect a skeleton army and Blood Golem to slay you.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
4106
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Posted - 2012.12.10 03:50:00 -
[61] - Quote
I shoot you in the face! 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
35
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Posted - 2012.12.10 03:54:00 -
[62] - Quote
I drown you in gooseberry jelly!
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Lugia3
Dromedaworks inc
Tribal Band
129
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Posted - 2012.12.10 04:10:00 -
[63] - Quote
(Is it just me or does Surfin like shooting people in the face?)
Drops you in a pool of sulfuric acid with no way out or air pockets.
Give drones some love:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2176396&#post2176396 |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
4107
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Posted - 2012.12.10 04:21:00 -
[64] - Quote
Lugia3 wrote:(Is it just me or does Surfin like shooting people in the face?)
Drops you in a pool of sulfuric acid with no way out or air pockets.
I haz issues
*Pushes you off boat so the sexual assault fish can do it's thing*
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
35
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Posted - 2012.12.10 04:23:00 -
[65] - Quote
Nails Plunder to a tree in the woods and RUNS LIKE HELL.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Webvan
State War Academy
Caldari State
184
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Posted - 2012.12.10 05:35:00 -
[66] - Quote
I put you in a latest edition of spy vs. spy, but you are in color, and mostly RED.  |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
3787
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Posted - 2012.12.10 06:40:00 -
[67] - Quote
Webvan wrote:I put you in a latest edition of spy vs. spy, but you are in color, and mostly RED.
Tapes Webvan to chair and forces him to watch BBC Parliment channel.
Thats got to be a hell of a way to go.
Post with your brainGäó |
Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
3438
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Posted - 2012.12.10 07:33:00 -
[68] - Quote
Shows you a kitten that is so cute your head instantly implodes.
For best results and enhanced forum experience, please read my posts in Snooki's voice |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
14685
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Posted - 2012.12.10 07:58:00 -
[69] - Quote
Shows you the above kitten for the same reaction.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
3849
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Posted - 2012.12.10 09:20:00 -
[70] - Quote
Locks Sam in a room with Alice and Rui.
Death by Snu-Snu!
Post with your brainGäó |
Samoth Egnoled
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
14728
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Posted - 2012.12.10 09:28:00 -
[71] - Quote
i have that kipper you wanted. Laced with plutonium 210
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston ChurchillGäó |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
89
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:44:00 -
[72] - Quote
I inject you with Gallente sound-activated explody juice and put 'Gangnam Style' on the stereo.
(check out http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Anvent_Eturrer for how this nasty stuff works...)
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Cynthia Gallente
Bio's Holdings
Bio's Remnant.
214
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Posted - 2012.12.11 14:34:00 -
[73] - Quote
Being as I am weak of body. . .
I crash my Caldari Shuttle into you, breaking your spine in 3 places....yet you somehow live...
Peace, Love, Understanding ||-áWar, Hate, Chaos
Eve is wide and varied - choose your own destiny. |
Khergit Deserters
249
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Posted - 2012.12.11 17:54:00 -
[74] - Quote
Hires Minmatar thugs to make you read every post in General Discussion for three days and write a 10-page book report.
You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams |
Uudoo Graeth
Tri-Mining Corp
Rising Phoenix Alliance
115
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Posted - 2012.12.11 23:02:00 -
[75] - Quote
Hires Cynthia Gallente to tickle you until every muscle in your body constricts into a long lasting cramp..... muahahaha! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
719
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Posted - 2012.12.12 00:27:00 -
[76] - Quote
Force feeds Uudoo Graeth 5 packages of Mentos and 6 liters of Diet Cola and staples his mouth shut.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
45
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Posted - 2012.12.12 02:52:00 -
[77] - Quote
Twilight by Stefanie Mires, Chapter one...
"I'd never given much thought to how I would die GÇö though I'd had reason enough in the last few months GÇö but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this......"
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Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.12 06:07:00 -
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Both you and that stinking hack job sparklepire book just went into the wood chipper.
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
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Khergit Deserters
253
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Posted - 2012.12.12 14:40:00 -
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Replaces your Zainou hardwiring implant with a Taylor Swift one. Here's a sample of your 24-hour/day listening pleasure:
Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk
To my friends talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like ever...
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Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
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Posted - 2012.12.13 14:55:00 -
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I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror.
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Niyon Miromme
Unsung Heroes
Ethereal Dawn
433
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Posted - 2012.12.13 14:56:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror.
Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you
Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:02:00 -
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Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you
I jump to be lower down the hill than the bloody creature and try and tempt it to chase directly towards me.
I also force you to watch a Historian present Braveheart as an accurate portrayal of the wars of independence.
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Niyon Miromme
Unsung Heroes
Ethereal Dawn
433
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:04:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you I jump to be lower down the hill than the bloody creature and try and tempt it to chase directly towards me. I also force you to watch a Historian present Braveheart as an accurate portrayal of the wars of independence.
I watch with rage and find you and give you a glesgae kiss to knock yih oot calh son
Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish |
Kirjava
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:06:00 -
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I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. 
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Niyon Miromme
Unsung Heroes
Ethereal Dawn
433
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:10:00 -
[85] - Quote
Kirjava wrote:I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt.
Checkmate
Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish |
Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:20:00 -
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Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Checkmate
And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk 
gf
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Niyon Miromme
Unsung Heroes
Ethereal Dawn
444
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:44:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Checkmate And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk gf
Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn.
I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.
Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish |
Cynthia Gallente
Bio's Holdings
Bio's Remnant.
431
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:50:00 -
[88] - Quote
With my might Grammar Hammer I gently bash your face in until you are a bloody, properly speak pulp
Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Checkmate And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk gf Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn. I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.
Post with your lickGäó |
Niyon Miromme
Unsung Heroes
Ethereal Dawn
444
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Posted - 2012.12.13 15:58:00 -
[89] - Quote
Cynthia Gallente wrote:With my might Grammar Hammer I gently bash your face in until you are a bloody, properly speak pulp Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:Niyon Miromme wrote:Kirjava wrote:I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Checkmate And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk gf Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn. I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.
I slap you in the face and say B***h please
Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish |
Cynthia Gallente
Bio's Holdings
Bio's Remnant.
434
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Posted - 2012.12.13 16:00:00 -
[90] - Quote
it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod*
Post with your lickGäó |
Kenneth O'Hara
Bareback Pornstars
Fade 2 Black
8812
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:06:00 -
[91] - Quote
Cynthia Gallente wrote:it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod*
Bumping is a mechanic and causes no real damage.
*Ties you to a bed and pours melted popsickles all over your body and then put fire ants on the bed. Locks sound proof room*
Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas. ~Isaac Clarke
*Bait* with your altGäó
*Bacon* with your mainGäó |
Cynthia Gallente
Bio's Holdings
Bio's Remnant.
459
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:07:00 -
[92] - Quote
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:Cynthia Gallente wrote:it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod* Bumping is a mechanic and causes no real damage. *Ties you to a bed and pours melted popsickles all over your body and then put fire ants on the bed. Locks sound proof room*
This isn't the "what would you do if you woke up next to" thread . . .
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Khergit Deserters
257
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Posted - 2012.12.13 17:32:00 -
[93] - Quote
Marinates you in lemon juice, garlic, soy sauce and a little sugar and has you delivered to Hannibal Lector.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Legion Of Idiots
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
6
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:26:00 -
[94] - Quote
take this rusty spork to the pancreas! rwar! |
Cynthia Gallente
Bio's Holdings
Bio's Remnant.
517
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:28:00 -
[95] - Quote
*Drops a cow on Eurydia*
Post with your lickGäó |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
6
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Posted - 2012.12.13 18:28:00 -
[96] - Quote
And take this large polish sausage across your face hiyah! |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
NOVA ALLIANCE
33
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Posted - 2012.12.14 23:08:00 -
[97] - Quote
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:And take this large polish sausage across your face hiyah!
*Crashes a titan onto Calico, because in EVE there's no such thing as overkill*
KeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKe. |
Kirjava
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Posted - 2012.12.15 00:04:00 -
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Magic Missile!
Magic Missile!
Magic Missle!
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Rahamatica Neo'She
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.12.15 00:43:00 -
[99] - Quote
Reconfig's all three magic missiles to give Kirjava a jumbo sized enema....B) |
Arkady Vachon
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
90
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Posted - 2012.12.15 07:55:00 -
[100] - Quote
sabotaged the powerplant in your pod capsule so the radiation cooks you like a crock pot.
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