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Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
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Posted - 2012.11.10 22:18:00 -
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I made this thread after thinking up ideas for one like the "Hate the avatar above you" thread. Anyway, mortally wound the avatar above you! Holeysheet1 for CSNM https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3481
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:21:00 -
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*Shoots op in head and calls ISD to lock thread "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

Kirjava
E X C E P T I O N Persona Non Gratis
18
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:29:00 -
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Rips out Plunderbunnys right eye and replace with a cunningly disguised plastic explosive...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |

Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
59
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Posted - 2012.11.10 23:40:00 -
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*Pre-detonates Kirjava's explosives while he is installing them.* Holeysheet1 for CSNM https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |

baltec1
Bat Country
2766
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Posted - 2012.11.11 00:22:00 -
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/me drills through all four of you. |

Amber Katelo
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.11.11 01:30:00 -
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...materializes Acme brand anvil over baltec1's head. |

stoicfaux
1756
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Posted - 2012.11.11 02:24:00 -
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Amber Katelo wrote:...materializes Acme brand anvil over baltec1's head. Pops your saline bags and you die of water poisoning. You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 03:26:00 -
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*sneezes and you all die of aids |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:03:00 -
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Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:32:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone should stop poasting too b/c I pre-emptively sneezed on you too as soon as you entered this thread. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:34:00 -
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MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours.
Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:35:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites it's a mutated aids |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:35:00 -
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MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites it's a mutated aids
For deer hunting?  "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
171
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:36:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:MinefieldS wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Activates sneeze-triggered parasite that bores through the urethra to the femoral artery That's quite redundant, see the post above yours. Everyone knows AIDS is just a condition now that's easily treatable... unlike urethra boring parasites it's a mutated aids For deer hunting?  stop pressing F5 |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
The Python Cartel.
3483
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Posted - 2012.11.11 04:41:00 -
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I'm not, it was a coincidence  "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

Webvan
State War Academy Caldari State
130
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Posted - 2012.11.11 05:30:00 -
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/me builds the ultimate mmo you cant pull yourself away from, you die of bodily fatigue (poop sock was full).     |

Ila Gant
Hedion University Amarr Empire
167
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Posted - 2012.11.11 09:05:00 -
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Pours Quafe into the reactor on Webvan's Imicus... Explosion is delicious! |

Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
93
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Posted - 2012.11.11 09:15:00 -
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Clones Justin Bieber into a clone army, armed with microphones and speakers, intent on conquering the world. I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |

Issaku Tanaka
Decimation. Tribal Band
0
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Posted - 2012.11.11 11:28:00 -
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Puts kittens, puppies and bunnies into a shuttle, and drops it on you. |

Webvan
State War Academy Caldari State
131
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Posted - 2012.11.11 17:27:00 -
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Muuaahhaahahaha |

stoicfaux
1764
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Posted - 2012.11.12 03:00:00 -
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Sets your nose hairs on fire and you die of smoke inhalation.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Cynter DeVries
86
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:18:00 -
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* Reconfigures pod to substitute slaver hound flatus for oxygen. |

stoicfaux
1764
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:24:00 -
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@Cynter DeVries
Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC Verge of Collapse
41
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Posted - 2012.11.12 15:51:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:@Cynter DeVries
Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.
Freeze a piece of my own shite and sharpen it to a point, stab you repeatedly in the lungs then make you eat it like a Popsicle. |

Lugia3
Shydow Imperium
78
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Posted - 2012.11.12 16:13:00 -
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*Straps a neutron bomb to Gibbo*
I'll be seeing you! Holeysheet1 for CSNM https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168477&find=unread |

stoicfaux
1766
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Posted - 2012.11.12 16:14:00 -
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@Gibbo5771
Tells you jokes until you smile. Because I'm pretty sure smiling would kill you. You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Khergit Deserters
Gallente Federation
190
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Posted - 2012.11.12 17:18:00 -
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Seals you in an airtight barn full of dairy cows, each belching and farting 280 liters of methane per day. Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
97
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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:22:00 -
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Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests. I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
181

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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:38:00 -
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Onyx Nyx wrote:Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests.
Firstly, hog tie you and place you in a 3'x6' metal box. Then place two dozen hungry rats in the box with you and seal it shut. Finally, I would hang your box, fairly high, over burning coals, to ensure slow cook. Leave you there till all twenty-five of you stop screaming.  ISD Cyberdyne Ensign Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Onyx Nyx
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
97
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Posted - 2012.11.12 19:42:00 -
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Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums. I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more. |
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