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Satav
Latinum Exports
28
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Posted - 2011.10.03 17:34:00 -
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I want my ship to be shiny, smooth, and warm; know that it got all the love and attention it deserved. 
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini? |
Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2011.10.03 17:53:00 -
[2] - Quote
Satav wrote:What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
Puke.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
10
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:04:00 -
[3] - Quote
Jump in front of a speeding Rokh |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
19
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:11:00 -
[4] - Quote
Extend an invitation to a game hangar volleyball. |
Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
53
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:26:00 -
[5] - Quote
Reach out and touch them... |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises
Spectrum Alliance
81
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:40:00 -
[6] - Quote
/me sings "It's a chick with a weenie it's a man in a bikini..."
--
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
243
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:43:00 -
[7] - Quote
If there was a bikini for sale in the nex I would buy it for my avatar.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Zagam
Incompertus INC
Fatal Ascension
134
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:55:00 -
[8] - Quote
Run. |
Sadayiel
Inner Conflict
6
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:57:00 -
[9] - Quote
Trust me i win alot with a mug and a bikini!! |
Deviana Sevidon
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
24
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:01:00 -
[10] - Quote
Comment that her new selection of clothing is an improvement. |
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:28:00 -
[11] - Quote
Start a slap-fight for showing up in the same bikini I was wearing. "I paid 350 million ISK for this! Take it off!" |
Takamori Maruyama
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:29:00 -
[12] - Quote
Mud fight with 2 girls in bikinis.
Ok time to get that dramiel trampling me.
The Codex Astartes guides us....*someone poke and whisper something* Oh wrong scenario...WHERE IS MY GIANT AQUARIUM?! |
Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
46
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:54:00 -
[13] - Quote
Go watch Borat in a Mankini again to erase the horror burned into the back of my eyes.
NSFW
NOSTRO AURUM NON EST AURUM VULGI |
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:57:00 -
[14] - Quote
Ask if I can touch the metal spikes. |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
196
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Posted - 2011.10.03 19:59:00 -
[15] - Quote
Satav wrote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
post to facebook wall: "I'm doing bad things with my ding dong (like-button)" and be popular and k00l
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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
20
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Posted - 2011.10.03 20:03:00 -
[16] - Quote
Write "ROID HUMPER" in suntan lotion on his back when he laid down to tan. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
13
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Posted - 2011.10.03 20:05:00 -
[17] - Quote
Rejoice that my quality beats her quantity.
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
196
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Posted - 2011.10.03 20:43:00 -
[18] - Quote
send her a text message: is this your door?
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
13
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Posted - 2011.10.03 20:53:00 -
[19] - Quote
No, but that was my bikini... (cocks shotgun)
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Pyx Jasta
104th Ranger Mobile Combat Regiment
4
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:02:00 -
[20] - Quote
So that's what that bulge is? |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
60
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:13:00 -
[21] - Quote
You want giant, wet, space-boobs that rub themselves on your ship?
Dude.. Win.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
baltec1
74
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:15:00 -
[22] - Quote
My god, you're head is so square! |
Jenell Sevidon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:24:00 -
[23] - Quote
I would say: Even with Manboobs you still don't need a bikini top. |
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:27:00 -
[24] - Quote
Satav wrote:
What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
Take a picture to make it last longer. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
13
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:24:00 -
[25] - Quote
Very nice... Mine are better, though.
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Ellenie Alagos
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:15:00 -
[26] - Quote
Try to compare a wall to her and think which one is flatter :D |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
74
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:24:00 -
[27] - Quote
how old are you people that you are getting excited at the thought of your space avatars wearing bikinis?
be a man, stop prancing your avatar about in front of a mirror and look at some real p0rn |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
74
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:18:00 -
[28] - Quote
Murder him and send him in a box, wearing a nice tuxedo to his parents with a note "I fixed your problem".
GÖ½ When your ship gets blown to bits
GÖ½ And you lose your Faction fits
\Gÿ+/ Don't worry GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½
GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ Be Happy \Gÿ+/ |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
60
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:22:00 -
[29] - Quote
Alpheias wrote:Murder him and send him in a box, wearing a nice tuxedo to his parents with a note "I fixed your problem".
whoa, I can't decide if I should look at your eyes or your breasts.
[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
ain't that right |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa
Stark Enterprises
476
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:58:00 -
[30] - Quote
I'd call the fashion police |
Love Sandwich
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:18:00 -
[31] - Quote
and I'd tell you are walking home, naked..
giddity |
Lakshmii
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
25
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:28:00 -
[32] - Quote
Hahaha, I love this concept. Love Sandwich seems *built* to lovingly tend to my starship, so as long as he was accompanied by at least twice as many ladies, I'd allow it ;D
a¦á_a¦¦a¦â |
Love Sandwich
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:11:00 -
[33] - Quote
I'd lovingly tend to you all night babe |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
137
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:12:00 -
[34] - Quote
get outside you pathetic loser jesus |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
137
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:13:00 -
[35] - Quote
actually no please avoid human contact forever |
Love Sandwich
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:28:00 -
[36] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:actually no please avoid human contact forever
Does it involve you never posting again? |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
140
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:30:00 -
[37] - Quote
a man who calls himself 'love sandwich' and posts about fictional scantily-clad space women washing his imaginary space ship, this is the sign of a well-adjusted man who can speak to the opposite sex without stammering and running away, the earth shaking at every step |
Satav
Latinum Exports
33
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:06:00 -
[38] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:a man who calls himself 'love sandwich' and posts about fictional scantily-clad space women washing his imaginary space ship, this is the sign of a well-adjusted man who can speak to the opposite sex without stammering and running away, the earth shaking at every step
*detect highperaly* |
Solinuas
Beyond Evil and Good
2
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:45:00 -
[39] - Quote
or somebody who has a well developed sense of humor, one or the other |
Esperio Ferver
PhantomRebels
3
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:50:00 -
[40] - Quote
Can i get him rubbing the blast marks off my spare rifter? |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa
Stark Enterprises
478
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:51:00 -
[41] - Quote
I demand my Bikini!
And my Lingerie!
Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!
Viva the Gallente Federation!
|
Angel of Night
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:02:00 -
[42] - Quote
I would take her home and have some quality girl on girl time.
(if next poster is a guy, I will kick his nuts no matter what he has to say) |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
74
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:04:00 -
[43] - Quote
Asuka Solo wrote:I demand my Bikini!
And my Lingerie!
Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!
Viva the Gallente Federation!
Wait.. you requ.. demand a blowjob?
GÖ½ When your ship gets blown to bits
GÖ½ And you lose your Faction fits
\Gÿ+/ Don't worry GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½
GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ Be Happy \Gÿ+/ |
Headerman
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
143
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:14:00 -
[44] - Quote
Hand you a soapy bucket of water and a sponge and say 'get cleanin'
[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/bebnf8.jpg[/img] |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa
Stark Enterprises
495
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Posted - 2011.10.05 04:44:00 -
[45] - Quote
The gay bar is that way ->
Alpheias wrote:Asuka Solo wrote:I demand my Bikini!
And my Lingerie!
Viva french innovation, liberalism, capitalism, nudism and Blowjobs!
Viva the Gallente Federation!
Wait.. you requ.. demand a blowjob?
Indeed hunny. It aint against the EULA ;) |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
13
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Posted - 2011.10.05 06:46:00 -
[46] - Quote
Nice that you removed that shirt. It's so unfair that Amarr aren't allowed to wear it...
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Phekal Matters
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.05 09:55:00 -
[47] - Quote
Throw rocks and see if they bounce off the Botoxed skin. |
Nel Gardier
Time Sync
8
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Posted - 2011.10.05 10:31:00 -
[48] - Quote
Phekal Matters wrote:Throw rocks and see if they bounce off the Botoxed skin. Or pouty, plump, collagen injected lips.
|
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2011.10.05 11:31:00 -
[49] - Quote
Smile! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
13
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Posted - 2011.10.05 13:08:00 -
[50] - Quote
I can understand why you are your own postman. You make blind's eyes bleed.
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
288
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Posted - 2011.10.05 15:04:00 -
[51] - Quote
It will be like the end of the HTFU video all over again.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Trin Xi
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.10.08 06:24:00 -
[52] - Quote
Satav wrote:What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
Back away slowly so as not to startle the crazy man into attacking. |
Satav
Latinum Exports
49
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Posted - 2011.10.08 15:03:00 -
[53] - Quote
smile..... and ......... smile some more. |
Deviana Sevidon
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
29
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Posted - 2011.10.08 15:05:00 -
[54] - Quote
Just stay there for a moment, while I grab a handgrenade. |
Satav
Latinum Exports
50
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Posted - 2011.10.08 15:07:00 -
[55] - Quote
Deviana Sevidon wrote:Just stay there for a moment, while I grab a handgrenade.
"Blessed be thy holy hand grenade!" |
Satav
Latinum Exports
54
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Posted - 2011.10.10 17:33:00 -
[56] - Quote
all is fair in love and war. |
Cynter DeVries
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2011.10.11 19:30:00 -
[57] - Quote
Chortle... I think that's the right word... yes, chortle. |
La Rena
Snow Fox Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.11 20:26:00 -
[58] - Quote
not sure if to be happy to see boobs bigger then my ex, or freaked by the face of a cougar |
Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
0
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Posted - 2011.10.11 20:34:00 -
[59] - Quote
You look well...so many steroids?? |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
26
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Posted - 2011.10.11 21:50:00 -
[60] - Quote
So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts...
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
0
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Posted - 2011.10.11 22:28:00 -
[61] - Quote
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts...
Yeah.... "La Campana" ya know what i mean,,,
ITT that hair not match very well with that tanga......
Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex,
consider it as a different pleasure...
...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
8
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Posted - 2011.10.11 22:51:00 -
[62] - Quote
Lindt Elgorriaga wrote:Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:So, now I am thinking now of Elgorriaga chocolate with walnuts... Yeah.... "La Campana" ya know what i mean,,, ITT that hair not match very well with that tanga......
"Hellooo Nurse...."
Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
27
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Posted - 2011.10.12 09:44:00 -
[63] - Quote
Is that a pony tattooed above your belly button? 
I should had never left X3: Reunion |
Trin Xi
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2011.10.12 19:33:00 -
[64] - Quote
Quote:What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
Try to get her to unpin her hair. |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2011.10.16 07:07:00 -
[65] - Quote
Trin Xi wrote:Quote:What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini? Try to get her to unpin her hair.
Applaud dramatically. |
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
19
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Posted - 2011.10.16 10:17:00 -
[66] - Quote
My 2000 Aur is hot in hand ready to be spent in the NEX store for hooters' style ship washing services !
thumbs up.. other things up .. er |
Yiole Gionglao
The I and F Taxation Trust
4
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Posted - 2011.10.16 10:20:00 -
[67] - Quote
It always feels so weird to see hairy men wearing bikinis...  |
Illwill Jill
For a fistful of Veldspar
0
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Posted - 2011.10.16 13:33:00 -
[68] - Quote
Same thing with lady boys. :| |
Jessie Isagar
Catocalypse Meow
ZOMBIE KITTY FORCE
0
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Posted - 2011.10.16 14:07:00 -
[69] - Quote
"You missed a spot, right there...lower, lower...that's it"
New line for pirating:
I wont blow your ship up if you polish my 'cane for me |
Cynter DeVries
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2011.10.18 03:00:00 -
[70] - Quote
What kind of bet did you have to lose to show up in a bikini? |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
282
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Posted - 2011.10.18 03:04:00 -
[71] - Quote
Do you have an operation manual for those 2 ?
|
Cynter DeVries
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2011.10.18 03:44:00 -
[72] - Quote
Grey Stormshadow wrote:Do you have an operation manual for those 2 ?
You have to train Antigravitational Physics to V and Monomolecular Garment Manufacture to IV first. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
34
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Posted - 2011.10.18 05:21:00 -
[73] - Quote
Good thing your boobies are big as it detracts the eyes from noticing the hairs sticking out the lower sides of your bikini two piece. |
Satav
Latinum Exports
66
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Posted - 2011.10.19 18:45:00 -
[74] - Quote
If i saw you in a bikini, i would probably grab my shotgun. |
Katsumi Kaminari
2
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Posted - 2011.10.19 18:56:00 -
[75] - Quote
You would get your 15 minutes of fame on YouTube, and the social repercussions would torment you for the rest of your life.
In blossom today, then scattered:
Life is so like a delicate flower.
How can one expect the fragrance
To last forever?
- Vice Admiral Ohnishi, Kamikaze Special Attack Force |
Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
4
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Posted - 2011.10.19 19:08:00 -
[76] - Quote
Implant her immediately. |
Amber Katelo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2011.10.25 05:36:00 -
[77] - Quote
Take pictures. |
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2011.11.30 23:42:00 -
[78] - Quote
Squint and nod back. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
176
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Posted - 2012.01.08 13:51:00 -
[79] - Quote
Just look at what thread i recalled...
Question: what would you say if the avatar above you was wearing a bikini? |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
632
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Posted - 2012.01.08 13:55:00 -
[80] - Quote
I would say that in the middle ages necromancy was considered a serious crime and an affront to god and nature and the suspicion alone would have brought you at the stake.
things to do in eve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E&feature=g-like&context=G2d6d016ALTmOeXwACAA |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
182
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Posted - 2012.01.08 14:23:00 -
[81] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:I would say that in the middle ages necromancy was considered a serious crime and an affront to god and nature and the suspicion alone would have brought you to the stake.
Bah, that sounds cheaper than it was on Oblivion... |
Eta Carinai
Xujar
2
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Posted - 2012.01.10 06:07:00 -
[82] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:If there was a bikini for sale in the nex I would buy it for my avatar.
lol |
Valei Khurelem
129
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Posted - 2012.01.10 06:59:00 -
[83] - Quote
Log out of EVE, biomass my characters and ********** furiously to lesbian **** until I feel better. |
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2012.01.10 07:15:00 -
[84] - Quote
Unlike Miss Carinai, you are not stellar. |
Renturu
Tribal Spirit
Tribal Unity Alliance
131
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Posted - 2012.01.10 07:34:00 -
[85] - Quote
I now have a great appreciation for low-cut tops.
If EvE WiS is Space Barbie, then I'm built like a Ken Doll:
Nothin' but 14 inches of T'aint;
Smooth, from front to butt!!! |
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.01.10 16:32:00 -
[86] - Quote
Did you lose a bet? |
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
60
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Posted - 2012.01.10 17:21:00 -
[87] - Quote
I too would like to see more jiggling in stations |
Skorpynekomimi
E.A.D Alliance
Omega Vector
80
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Posted - 2012.01.10 18:19:00 -
[88] - Quote
There is no bikini ship wash bay because bikinis require atmospheric pressure. That would require bays vast enough to hold carriers, kept at shirtsleeve pressure. And able to be cleared for undocks.
Ships are huge. You'd require an army of bikini-clad women, and oceans of soapy water to clean the space gunk off.
And then there's the radiation produced by powered-up ships. You'd lose half the crew to cancer over a year.
Back on topic.
Hide and regret ever having eyes. |
Nyssa Litari
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2012.01.10 19:02:00 -
[89] - Quote
Skorpynekomimi wrote:There is no bikini ship wash bay because bikinis require atmospheric pressure. That would require bays vast enough to hold carriers, kept at shirtsleeve pressure. And able to be cleared for undocks.
Ships are huge. You'd require an army of bikini-clad women, and oceans of soapy water to clean the space gunk off.
And then there's the radiation produced by powered-up ships. You'd lose half the crew to cancer over a year.
Back on topic.
Hide and regret ever having eyes.
There's a personal shield generator in the helmet: http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1305102052435660.jpg (reasonably SFW), and that's a power washer she's holding.
on topic: How did you get the NeX to fit that on you?!? |
Satav
Latinum Exports
140
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Posted - 2012.01.11 15:55:00 -
[90] - Quote
"an army of bikini-clad women, and oceans of soapy water"
I stopped reading after this. :)
What more would you want? lol. |
Siseuta
Beyond Eden
2
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Posted - 2012.01.11 16:34:00 -
[91] - Quote
puke.. thats all.. |
Skydell
Space Mermaids
97
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Posted - 2012.01.11 16:44:00 -
[92] - Quote
You know, CCP? You might as well. I mean we have some the hardest of hard core nerds in all the inter webs. It's just a matter of time before one of them starts punching out mods for the bods. You might as well make some money off it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTtn8F7kcQ8
See what I mean? |
Del Jouhannen
Delphinian Enterprises
1
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Posted - 2012.01.11 18:33:00 -
[93] - Quote
Hm... die happy by the looks of it |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
218
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Posted - 2012.01.11 19:55:00 -
[94] - Quote
Even manboobs are no excuse for... this! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
325
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Posted - 2012.01.11 20:50:00 -
[95] - Quote
Hey, look at those eyes, they are bigger than...
Doh, they actually are bigger than...
Nevermind.
What Crucible made for me: (nothing, null, void, nada)
What CCP plans to do for me in 2012: same as above
Account expires 14 January 2012 - 3:42 pm.-á
So long CCP, and thanks for all the dry shark. |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
218
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Posted - 2012.01.11 21:02:00 -
[96] - Quote
Indeed a funny prank, putting something inflateable into my shower. |
Siseuta
Beyond Eden
2
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Posted - 2012.01.11 21:39:00 -
[97] - Quote
Buy you a few drinks... U know what comes next ;) |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
75
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Posted - 2012.01.11 22:02:00 -
[98] - Quote
Wave and hand her a beer from the cooler. |
Siseuta
Beyond Eden
2
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Posted - 2012.01.11 22:05:00 -
[99] - Quote
Valerie Tessel wrote:Wave and hand her a beer from the cooler.
Hope it's budlight |
Korsiri
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2012.01.11 22:44:00 -
[100] - Quote
u can have ur bikini ship wash bay when we get our tanned, banana hammock wearing studmuffins polishin' our shiny bc's ;) |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
75
|
Posted - 2012.01.11 23:08:00 -
[101] - Quote
Siseuta wrote:Valerie Tessel wrote:Wave and hand her a beer from the cooler. Hope it's budlight
I hope you don't mind a Sam Adams Light instead. |
Pyrosomniac
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2012.01.11 23:23:00 -
[102] - Quote
Valerie Tessel wrote:
I hope you don't mind a Sam Adams Light instead.
Oh wow...
Erm...
*awkwardly hides erection*
You, err... you look great! |
Draconus Lofwyr
The Green Cross
Controlled Chaos
9
|
Posted - 2012.01.11 23:23:00 -
[103] - Quote
ick, bucket please!!!! |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
36
|
Posted - 2012.01.12 17:27:00 -
[104] - Quote
Back away slowly and avoid eye contact. |
Xyla Kador
Xochi's Angels
0
|
Posted - 2012.01.12 18:44:00 -
[105] - Quote
Lina Alar wrote:Back away slowly and avoid eye contact.
ooo, girl on girl, Amarr on Amarr?
how sinful... |
Leonova Klystra
Disingenuous Duality
30
|
Posted - 2012.01.12 20:18:00 -
[106] - Quote
Xyla Kador wrote:
ooo, girl on girl, Amarr on Amarr?
how sinful...
So, uh...
hi. |
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
70
|
Posted - 2012.01.12 20:32:00 -
[107] - Quote
Smile and nod. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
326
|
Posted - 2012.01.12 23:13:00 -
[108] - Quote
Not even a chance, mine are better.
What Crucible made for me: (nothing, null, void, nada)
What CCP plans to do for me in 2012: same as above
Account expires 14 January 2012 - 3:42 pm.-á
So long CCP, and thanks for all the dry shark. |
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
70
|
Posted - 2012.01.13 00:55:00 -
[109] - Quote
Nice, yes, but not better, sorry. |
Trin Xi
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
20
|
Posted - 2012.01.15 05:35:00 -
[110] - Quote
Compare carefully to see if I should be envious or not. |
Skorpynekomimi
E.A.D Alliance
Omega Vector
86
|
Posted - 2012.01.15 08:38:00 -
[111] - Quote
Korsiri wrote:u can have ur bikini ship wash bay when we get our tanned, banana hammock wearing studmuffins polishin' our shiny bc's ;)
Why not both at once?
^ Pull out camera phone. |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
78
|
Posted - 2012.01.20 22:58:00 -
[112] - Quote
Say "Nice one... you're dressed as the Damsel for costume party, right? Please say right." |
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
56
|
Posted - 2012.01.20 23:50:00 -
[113] - Quote
negative, I prefer the slave minmatar girls with the tatoos and piercings. I can imagine it now....
...during the final wax one of them gets too close with a lip ring and scratches the paint. Then I call her out on it, after which she proceeds to beat the crap out of me for complaining. Then I have to beg for her to stop, and she treats me like the worthless degenerate that I am.....
ohh man, the fantasy of it all...
|
Midnight Apocalypse
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2012.01.21 00:03:00 -
[114] - Quote
Valerie Tessel wrote:Extend an invitation to a game of hangar volleyball.
Nice chebs.
|
Riall
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2012.04.11 01:29:00 -
[115] - Quote
So... ah... you... *backs away slowly*
-á"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt" |
Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
127
|
Posted - 2012.04.11 01:41:00 -
[116] - Quote
Riall wrote:So... ah... you... *backs away slowly*
Wow, just look at the time |
Mogadishu Yacht-Club
Internet Space Ship Game
0
|
Posted - 2012.04.11 01:46:00 -
[117] - Quote
I've got about 10 Exotic Dancer, Male in one of my hangers.
When can I have them in my quarters, gyrating wildly? |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
361
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 18:29:00 -
[118] - Quote
You realize that's from last season's Damsel collection, right?
(rise from the ashes, bikini thread... or not)
An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises
Purpose Built
821
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 18:34:00 -
[119] - Quote
Who cares about Bikinis?
I want to see nice well chiseled men washing my ships. |
Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal
Terran Commonwealth
148
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 20:15:00 -
[120] - Quote
I'm a a chiseled man, some jerk stabbed me with it so i just left it. It never penetrated the layer of fat from cheetos and oreos so i didn't go to a hospital. |
Serena Serene
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
582
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 20:29:00 -
[121] - Quote
/me shudders, terrified |
Ris Dnalor
Black Rebel Rifter Club
354
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 20:38:00 -
[122] - Quote
Satav wrote:I want my ship to be shiny, smooth, and warm; knowing that it got all the love and attention it deserved from some very sexy gallente girls. What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini? _____________________________________________________________________________________ "Your Erebus is docked? How did that happen?" "It took a lot of grease and pushing........"
the pleasure pits were nerfed a long time ago ;(
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961
EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody
- Qolde |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
220
|
Posted - 2012.06.14 20:45:00 -
[123] - Quote
Satav wrote:What would you do if you saw the Avatar above you in a bikini?
Welp, the bikini...who cares? - I'd care about who's wearing it because I love to look them in the eye 
brb |
Serena Serene
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
593
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 03:12:00 -
[124] - Quote
/me looks Lin-Young in the eye.. then everywhere else, too.
Bikini suits you~ |
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
377
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 05:04:00 -
[125] - Quote
Look up... Look down... Look back up... smile.
An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE |
Serena Serene
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
594
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 05:25:00 -
[126] - Quote
Look all over.. then jump on Lina :P |
Halete
Echoes of Korgoth Initiative
151
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 06:20:00 -
[127] - Quote
Gallente? Proceed through the bikini wash uneventfully, then take my ship to a clinic to check for STDs.
Dirty heretical mud-child, reporting in. |
NigerDaumas
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 06:32:00 -
[128] - Quote
suggest eating some KFC and mcdonalds. |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
171
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 19:34:00 -
[129] - Quote
Tag her in for the bikini wrestling match.
Support Aegis Destroyers: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97610 |
Savage Angel
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
94
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 19:47:00 -
[130] - Quote
Valerie Tessel wrote:Tag her in for the bikini wrestling match.
Stands in awe of the floatation devices now on the market |
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
107
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 19:50:00 -
[131] - Quote
Stare awkwardly until you come close to making eye contact, then look away, trying to act like I wasn't staring with my mouth wide open. |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 20:55:00 -
[132] - Quote
Lend cowboy hat and guitar to complete picture.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Alexa Coates
The Scope
Gallente Federation
140
|
Posted - 2012.06.15 21:28:00 -
[133] - Quote
Ila Dace wrote:Lend cowboy hat and guitar to complete picture.
ta-tas.
Love my Gallente Federation Navy ships! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
143
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 01:13:00 -
[134] - Quote
I'm not really into Gallente gals...at least not as much as I am into the very beautiful Sebiestor ladies.
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
256
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 01:31:00 -
[135] - Quote
I don't really want to see Hilmar in a bikini and I could do without a CCP ship wash.*
*Dirk said, hoping people believed him.
"For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Aruken Marr
BSC LEGION
Tactical Narcotics Team
146
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 01:55:00 -
[136] - Quote
The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me... |
Morgaine Mighthammer
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
3
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 03:46:00 -
[137] - Quote
Aruken Marr wrote:The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me...
get the man some zoloft and a therapist |
RubyPorto
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
1918
|
Posted - 2012.06.16 03:51:00 -
[138] - Quote
Morgaine Mighthammer wrote:Aruken Marr wrote:The amount of balloon shirted droopy **** in this thread and the mental images of the nerds who made them depresses me... get the man some zoloft and a therapist
get the woman some cocaine and a trampoline
EDIT: Really, cocaine gets *ed out?
This is EVE. -á Everybody Versus Everybody. |
Serena Serene
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
761
|
Posted - 2012.06.20 07:27:00 -
[139] - Quote
@RubyPorto
Seeing you in that bikini .. you look more effeminate than I thought you would. |
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