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Zeepo
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Posted - 2005.04.24 23:49:00 -
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Edited by: Zeepo on 24/04/2005 23:50:57 Edited by: Zeepo on 24/04/2005 23:50:04
It's my pleasure to announce that Zeepo's school of scamming is now open.
Ever wanted to make fast and easy isk, even tho your charicter may be camped in a station, a noob with very little sp or deep in 0.0 far away from anywhere. Well then scamming is the ideal alt proffesion for you.
However, in order to get the best out of your new scamming career you need insider info, all the tips and tricks needed to get ahead in the scamming game, where can I find these out I hear you ask? Well the answer is, at Zeepo's school of Scamming, why not be taught these things by the person many consider the number 1 scammer in EvE.
Attending my school of scamming entitles you to in depth knowledge of past scams, tips on how to scam and ways in which to get maximum isk from a scam. There will also be guest lecturers that specialise in certain aspects of scamming and even ore theivery.
Pricing:
Attending a lecture will cost you 3mill, and each lecture will last approximatly half an hour, with a short Q and A session afterwards.
There will be in total 4 lectures, usually 1 per week, you are entitled to attend any lecture you wish as long as you pay the isk required.
Private tuition is also available at a cost of 1mill per 5 mins.
On a final note I must people ask that people don't post the usual "omgwtfScamZ0r" , "omgwtfattenti0ns33k3r", etc posts, anybody posting along these lines will recive a witty and unbeatable comback (j/k)
Lectures to start sometime next week, the first lectire will cover:
- Making an alt look trustworthy
- Gaining the trust of a potential victim
- The "Minerals to build" scam
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Majin Buu
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Posted - 2005.04.24 23:51:00 -
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omgwtfScamZ0r
omgwtfattenti0ns33k3r
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Maestra Jsun
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Posted - 2005.04.24 23:52:00 -
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...all sounds like a scam to me... ________________________________________________ 0.0 Come fly with us... |
Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.04.24 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Maestra Jsun ...all sounds like a scam to me...
indeed
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:04:00 -
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"First of all, let me reassure you that this is NOT one of those dodgy pyramid schemes you hear about. No, no. Our model is the trapezoid..."
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David Corbett
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:06:00 -
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Why do I get the feeling that people paying Zeepo money will, in fact, get scammed? I mean, why teach others into his game and educate the public about scammery - wouldn't it just cut into his profits?
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IamBen
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:09:00 -
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Originally by: Zeepo Edited by: Zeepo on 24/04/2005 23:50:57 Edited by: Zeepo on 24/04/2005 23:50:04
It's my pleasure to announce that Zeepo's school of scamming is now open.
Ever wanted to make fast and easy isk, even tho your charicter may be camped in a station, a noob with very little sp or deep in 0.0 far away from anywhere. Well then scamming is the ideal alt proffesion for you.
However, in order to get the best out of your new scamming career you need insider info, all the tips and tricks needed to get ahead in the scamming game, where can I find these out I hear you ask? Well the answer is, at Zeepo's school of Scamming, why not be taught these things by the person many consider the number 1 scammer in EvE.
Attending my school of scamming entitles you to in depth knowledge of past scams, tips on how to scam and ways in which to get maximum isk from a scam. There will also be guest lecturers that specialise in certain aspects of scamming and even ore theivery.
Pricing:
Attending a lecture will cost you 3mill, and each lecture will last approximatly half an hour, with a short Q and A session afterwards.
There will be in total 4 lectures, usually 1 per week, you are entitled to attend any lecture you wish as long as you pay the isk required.
Private tuition is also available at a cost of 1mill per 5 mins.
On a final note I must people ask that people don't post the usual "omgwtfScamZ0r" , "omgwtfattenti0ns33k3r", etc posts, anybody posting along these lines will recive a witty and unbeatable comback (j/k)
Lectures to start sometime next week, the first lectire will cover:
- Making an alt look trustworthy
- Gaining the trust of a potential victim
- The "Minerals to build" scam
Let me translate: I want attention. I want to steal your isk. I am a llama.
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Killde
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:14:00 -
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wow, a scam about teaching scams. That's a new one. For avoiding scams, never give someone you don't know anything of value, unless they give you something you consider of equal or greater value in the same trade.
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Droidster
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:38:00 -
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Well, if Zeepo only gets paid at the end of the lecture then its not a scam is it?
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Zeepo
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:40:00 -
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Edited by: Zeepo on 25/04/2005 00:43:11 Edited by: Zeepo on 25/04/2005 00:40:58 Well, I guess it may appear to some as a scam. However, it would be much easier for me just to use one of my alt's which are currently hibernating atm instead of using this char which is pretty infamous for scamming.
Also, scince I stand to make more isk in the long term by not scamming anybody that takes part, i'd say it was pretty obvious it wasn;t a scam.
Think about it, giving out my knowledge costs nothing, why would I rip people off for say 10 mill when i could pull in 10mill each week but not scamming. If you think about it logically it would be a bad idea for me to scam anybody taking part.
Maybe the people claming it's a scam are just saying so because they want my school to fail, I can't say I blame them many people hate scammers especially those who have been scammed before. I just ask that people keep an open mind and form their own opinions, peer pressure I a terrable thing
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Gunner Stahl
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Droidster Well, if Zeepo only gets paid at the end of the lecture then its not a scam is it?
Well if you learned anything at all during the lecture, wouldn't that be reason enough not to pay him? _________________________________________ Ask not what your country can do for you. Don't ask what you can do for your country, either. Start asking what your country is doing TO you. |
Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2005.04.25 00:44:00 -
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gl Zeepo :)
(I mean, if anyone needs teaching it's not like they'll be able to pull this stuff off..)
"As far as I can tell, It doesn't matter who you are, If you can believe there's something worth fighting for " - Garbage, "Parade" |
PWNZer
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Posted - 2005.04.25 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Zeepo Well, I guess it may appear to some as a scam. However, it would be much easier for me just to use one of my alt's which are currently hibernating atm instead of using this char which is pretty infamous for scamming. [)
Also, scince I stand to make more isk in the long term by not scamming anybody that takes part, i'd say it was pretty obvious it wasn;t a scam.
Think about it, giving out my knowledge costs nothing, why would I rip people off for say 10 mill when i could pull in 10mill each week but not scamming. If you think about it logically it would be a bad idea for me to scam anybody taking part.
Maybe the people claming it's a scam are just saying so because they want my school to fail, I can't say I blame them many people hate scammers especially those who have been scammed before. I just ask that people keep an open mind and form their own opinions, peer pressure I a terrable thing
That would be this part, right?
Originally by: Zeepo
- Gaining the trust of a potential victim
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Rthor
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Posted - 2005.04.25 02:26:00 -
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ooh ooh me me I know!!!
give me 10 m isk and I will teach you how to effortlessly get 10 million donations from strangers! no scam!
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Hyey
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Posted - 2005.04.25 03:06:00 -
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Originally by: PWNZer
Originally by: Zeepo Well, I guess it may appear to some as a scam. However, it would be much easier for me just to use one of my alt's which are currently hibernating atm instead of using this char which is pretty infamous for scamming. [)
Also, scince I stand to make more isk in the long term by not scamming anybody that takes part, i'd say it was pretty obvious it wasn;t a scam.
Think about it, giving out my knowledge costs nothing, why would I rip people off for say 10 mill when i could pull in 10mill each week but not scamming. If you think about it logically it would be a bad idea for me to scam anybody taking part.
Maybe the people claming it's a scam are just saying so because they want my school to fail, I can't say I blame them many people hate scammers especially those who have been scammed before. I just ask that people keep an open mind and form their own opinions, peer pressure I a terrable thing
That would be this part, right?
Originally by: Zeepo
- Gaining the trust of a potential victim
owned ~~ Hyey
I just payed 15 dollars this month just to be able to respond on the forums... stupid cancellation error.
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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.04.25 03:48:00 -
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This reminds me of the "m0o academy" incident.......
For those of you too new to remember it m0o once opened an "academy" and invited people to come down to 0.0 and "try out". Rumor has it once everyone showed up a m0o fleet appeared and slaughtered them like dogs.
Archbishop
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David Corbett
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Posted - 2005.04.25 03:52:00 -
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Ah, yes, but who wants to learn scamming from some random alt? You chose Zeepo because people recognize his name - if I were to load up one of my alts and promise a scamming lesson, not only would it be a very short lesson, nobody would show up.
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David Corbett
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Posted - 2005.04.25 03:52:00 -
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Edited by: David Corbett on 25/04/2005 03:52:00 d-d-d-double post
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Nybbas
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Posted - 2005.04.25 04:28:00 -
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who is zeepo : ( how is he so famous, I don't even know who he is :( RYCTOR ON THE OTHER HAND IS A PIMP
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.04.25 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ryzolette Just read this: http://static.circa1984.com/the-big-scam.html
biggest scam in eve.
That scam was lame, and if you check the names, probably false. Also, HGSCHHSG's (or however it goes...) scam was muuucho better. ---------------- Haha, stupid monkey! Now I'VE got the Oscar! Enjoy your worthless gun! |
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Theonlystd
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Posted - 2005.04.25 05:30:00 -
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And after you pay you'll get an eve-mail from zeepo saying the first rule of scamming is never to give a scammer money up front and that will be the end of the lesson. ------------------------------------------- Aye Spellcheck is beyond me along with propper grammer. |
Valen Arges
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Posted - 2005.04.25 05:53:00 -
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Edited by: Valen Arges on 25/04/2005 05:53:04 Master Zeepo, I'd love to attend your School of Scamming, but I don't have enough ISK! What can I do?
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Zeepo
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Posted - 2005.04.25 11:19:00 -
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Edited by: Zeepo on 25/04/2005 11:20:17 Edited by: Zeepo on 25/04/2005 11:20:01 Originally by: Zeepo Well, I guess it may appear to some as a scam. However, it would be much easier for me just to use one of my alt's which are currently hibernating atm instead of using this char which is pretty infamous for scamming. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Also, scince I stand to make more isk in the long term by not scamming anybody that takes part, i'd say it was pretty obvious it wasn;t a scam.
Think about it, giving out my knowledge costs nothing, why would I rip people off for say 10 mill when i could pull in 10mill each week but not scamming. If you think about it logically it would be a bad idea for me to scam anybody taking part.
Maybe the people claming it's a scam are just saying so because they want my school to fail, I can't say I blame them many people hate scammers especially those who have been scammed before. I just ask that people keep an open mind and form their own opinions, peer pressure I a terrable thing --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That would be this part, right?
Pwnzwe, I think you misunderstood what I was saying, please read it again, as I already said, I stand to make much more isk by actually providing the service and not scamming people. I don't think I can say it any simpler than that
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Jakk Graiseach
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Posted - 2005.04.25 11:28:00 -
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It is good to see Zeepo, one of our foremost citizens, branching out in this way. This new service to the community will, I'm sure, raise his profile even further.
If I ever get bored with killing things I just may give him a call.
I'm sure that since everyone found out that he's one of Istvaan's many alts, they will all trust him a little more. -- ** All accounts cancelled - have fun guys ** |
Erisia Malaclypse
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Posted - 2005.04.25 11:46:00 -
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An excellent initiative Zeepo and worthy of an article in the Echo.
Chao in the Now,
Erisia.
PS: Hope we gave you enough coverage. PPS: I haven't mentioned our 'deal' to anyone. PPPS: Thank you for your donation to our Gamblers Anonymous Flag Day collection. -- The EVE Discordian Echo |
FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2005.04.25 12:22:00 -
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Zeepo, is Tenaj still wanting to kill you?
ex P-TMC
If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU.
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.04.25 12:34:00 -
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An interesting topic...
Originally by: Zeepo Well, I guess it may appear to some as a scam. However, it would be much easier for me just to use one of my alt's which are currently hibernating atm instead of using this char which is pretty infamous for scamming.
How would you make a school about scamming with an unknown alt? An unknown alt wouldn't be known for knowing this stuff, and fewer people would buy it.
Originally by: Zeepo
Also, scince I stand to make more isk in the long term by not scamming anybody that takes part, i'd say it was pretty obvious it wasn;t a scam.
Think about it, giving out my knowledge costs nothing, why would I rip people off for say 10 mill when i could pull in 10mill each week but not scamming. If you think about it logically it would be a bad idea for me to scam anybody taking part.
It's quite simple really. More scammers leads to higher scammer awareness and less business opportinities for the existing scammers (ie you).
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.04.25 12:53:00 -
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I want to know who you are, Zeeps, you sound awfully familiar ._.
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Tenashi
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Posted - 2005.04.25 12:54:00 -
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to open competition with zeepo i`ll start a school aswell
100 seating places befor the lessons start 3 day course entry 3.5mil p/d payment befor class starts
Contents: lesson 1: how to fall for a scam lesson 2: OMG i fell for it again lesson 3: bleepthis...
Disclamer: You enter this course at your own risk, no money will be refunded if not satisfied
On a serious note to this thread: LOL
no profanity-Eris D
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Fester Addams
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Posted - 2005.04.25 14:15:00 -
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First lesson:
Welcome students, now you know what a scam looks like.
Anyone want to sign upp for lesson two?
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