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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:13:00 -
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Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat right there.
Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.
What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?
Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!
So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money? |
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CCP Falcon
1017
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:15:00 -
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Wait, what?
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati -á || -á-á@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents
-- Disciple Of The Delicious Tea -- |
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Alara IonStorm
3564
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:18:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat right there.
I am sorry I do not know where you are referring too? There are two locked doors and a hallway between me and you. |
Luc Chastot
Moira.
Villore Accords
89
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:20:00 -
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My modules are large.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
The Protato
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
84
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:20:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Wait, what?
What, you don't get it?  |
Luke Visteen
Apostasy Prime
113
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:24:00 -
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( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦)
I don't always do. But when I do - I do. |
JamesCLK
209
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:30:00 -
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... ... ...
What did I just read? |
Mr Pragmatic
84
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:30:00 -
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My modules are cheap and plentiful. My isk on the other hand is spread out amongst the galaxy.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -Aldous Huxley
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CCP Falcon
1018
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:31:00 -
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Ohhhh...
Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3
I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.
I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.
Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life.
Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati -á || -á-á@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents
-- Disciple Of The Delicious Tea -- |
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The Protato
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
84
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:33:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote: Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3
Not for the paychecks?
CCP Falcon wrote: pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.
Yes, I was meaning to ask, are you ever going to follow up on the Jove storyline or run any major live events?
CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
Compensating for something?
I log in 'cause I've put too much in not to. |
Nor Tzestu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
52
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:36:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Ohhhh... Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3 I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting. I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life. Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life. Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
Ha Ha matar caps... |
JamesCLK
209
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:44:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Ohhhh... Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
I dunno Falcon; matar guns are all rusty and slow.
My modules hit fast, often and get very hot. Dual Giga Pulse Laser 
... It rubs the Nanite Paste...  |
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
44
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:47:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Ohhhh... Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3 I've been playing pretty much 10 years (as of May 14 next year) and EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting. I've made so many friends playing EVE over the years (even met my girlfriend, who's an awesome gamer chick) in EVE too, so it's kind of become a huge part of my life. Then, coincidentally I came to work for CCP too... so it's kind of become a huge part of my life. Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
Well done...  |
Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
898
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Posted - 2012.11.23 21:59:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat right there.
I am sorry I do not know where you are referring too? There are two locked doors and a hallway between me and you.
You only presume it is a corridor behind that door.
It is actually an amazing area full of shops, bar and strip clubs.
Not to mention the Combat flight simulators, that allow you to fly any ship of your dreams, against AI level three opponents in combat situations, so realistic you would think you are there fighting against other capsulers. Giving you experience and the ability to know what ship types you really want to train for.
Shame someone lost the key.
Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1148
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Posted - 2012.11.23 22:00:00 -
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I log in to run after things, pin them down, and explode them. In the face. Over and over again. Even if they don't want it.
Wait... what are we talking about again? 
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
1403
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Posted - 2012.11.23 22:40:00 -
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These forums are getting creepy...
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Vilnius Zar
Ordo Ardish
266
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Posted - 2012.11.23 22:58:00 -
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Gogela wrote:These forums are getting creepy...
Come on now, we've seen worse on this forum.
Amat victoria curam. |
Kehro Urgus
Ab Obice Saevior
511
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:03:00 -
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You don't need to log in to touch your modules.
I don't always troll, but when I do I do it on EVE Online forums.
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Marvin Narville
Imperial Outlaws
17
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:10:00 -
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OP is actually Jerry Sandusky? |
Serptimis
Reds in Local
49
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:15:00 -
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Sometimes when I overheat my modules they burn out too quickly, but that happens to everyone , right? Right?  |
Marvin Narville
Imperial Outlaws
17
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:17:00 -
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Serptimis wrote:Sometimes when I overheat my modules they burn out too quickly, but that happens to everyone , right? Right?
Indeed, I for example enjoy prematurely masticating all over other peoples shields while slathering my hawt modules in nanite paste for lubrication. |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
364
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:22:00 -
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My modules can ruin someone's life.  |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
843
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:25:00 -
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For those who don't yet realize:
Mastication = Chewing |
Marvin Narville
Imperial Outlaws
18
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:27:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:For those who don't yet realize:
Mastication = Chewing
I had a girlfriend that was really into masticating me in bed sometimes. See, I made it dirty anyway, move along. |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
31
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:33:00 -
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What the... I don't... even... what?
ISD LackOfFaith
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Serptimis
Reds in Local
50
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Posted - 2012.11.23 23:36:00 -
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Marvin Narville wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:For those who don't yet realize:
Mastication = Chewing I had a girlfriend that was really into masticating me in bed sometimes. See, I made it dirty anyway, move along.
Look, keep your interest in farm animals to yourself buddy |
Vilnius Zar
Ordo Ardish
267
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Posted - 2012.11.24 00:06:00 -
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Serptimis wrote:Marvin Narville wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:For those who don't yet realize:
Mastication = Chewing I had a girlfriend that was really into masticating me in bed sometimes. See, I made it dirty anyway, move along. Look, keep your interest in farm animals to yourself buddy
Go to the store, buy a dictionary, read it.
Amat victoria curam. |
Beckie DeLey
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
156
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Posted - 2012.11.24 00:24:00 -
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I think i need a shower now.
So... i started an industry blog at www.derbk.com/eve
There i am preparing a guide to all things related to manufacturing. Check it out!
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EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
133
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Posted - 2012.11.24 00:30:00 -
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I went blind touching my mods |
Arduemont
Rotten Legion Ops
731
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Posted - 2012.11.24 00:31:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat right there.
Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.
What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?
Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!
So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?
I don't know what this is. But I want more.
"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." |
Spurty
V0LTA
Verge of Collapse
580
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Posted - 2012.11.24 00:37:00 -
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It's looking right at my 'point'
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"Also, your boobs" - CCP Eterne (Still writing great prose!)
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Nayo Renyk
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.11.24 01:06:00 -
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Posting in epic thread.. |
Muestereate
Oneida Inc.
76
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Posted - 2012.11.24 01:13:00 -
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Its all right to activate your modules. Thats right. click....... Tingle thats right shift click.... Glow. Your modules are glowing now, they're getting warmer. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
208
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Posted - 2012.11.24 02:32:00 -
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I endorse your service...every single time.
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Chris TakeASeat Hansen
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.11.24 04:18:00 -
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Muestereate wrote:Its all right to activate your modules. Thats right. click....... Tingle thats right shift click.... Glow. Your modules are glowing now, they're getting warmer.
Why don't you have a seat over there |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1794
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Posted - 2012.11.24 04:19:00 -
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I, too, like being called primary and hoping I get repped/not alphaed.
Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd
Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
Lance Rossiter
CHAINS Corp
15
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Posted - 2012.11.24 04:31:00 -
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I turn on my modules when I see some Massive Scordite, wait until I have a full load, then dock my boat in the naval station and empty my ore bay.
True story. |
JIDF
1
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Posted - 2012.11.24 05:21:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
Attention whoring dev making insinuations about his ****
What's creepy about that? |
Lugia3
Dromedaworks inc
Tribal Band
117
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Posted - 2012.11.24 05:46:00 -
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This thread is going places.
Whether or not I want to be there is another story.
Give drones some love:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2176396&#post2176396 |
Lipbite
Express Hauler
229
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Posted - 2012.11.24 05:51:00 -
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Forums and skills queue are the only activities within EVE I can find time for in between skirmishes in Planetside 2 and daily PvP quests in SWTOR.
No WiS gameplay - no modules touching for me. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1794
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Posted - 2012.11.24 06:10:00 -
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JIDF wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Attention whoring dev making insinuations about his **** What's creepy about that?
You use a Ragnarok or Nagalfar? I feel a little sorry ....
Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd
Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
svenska flicka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
118
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Posted - 2012.11.24 06:46:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Ohhhh...
EVE is pretty much the only MMO that's really gripped me and held on to my attention in terms of storyline and setting.
Do you regurgitate when you say that?
Anyway, FW is only thing left making me touch my modules. |
Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
173
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Posted - 2012.11.24 08:20:00 -
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A good post. |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
132
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Posted - 2012.11.24 08:37:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Hi there.
Why don't you take a seat right there.
Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.
What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?
Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!
So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?
GÖÑ WOOF GÖÑ |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
5595
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Posted - 2012.11.24 08:38:00 -
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as if i log in or pay for this game
~*a-áproud belligerent undesirable*~
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest. |
Rob Crowley
State War Academy
15
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Posted - 2012.11.24 08:44:00 -
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I need highsecism because flying a Hulk doesn't mean I was asking to see your modules! |
whatwas just there
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.11.24 09:00:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Hi there.
... what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?
That's what she said |
whatwas just there
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.11.24 09:02:00 -
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also, this games has great forum pvp
you may now masticate on my mighty pen |
flakeys
Angels of Anarchy
Interstellar Confederation
431
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Posted - 2012.11.24 09:06:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
I heard you hardly ever get to use that big gun of yours .....  [
There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.-á
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Brutus King
Hooligans Of War
2
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Posted - 2012.11.24 09:36:00 -
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I make my hand go dead so it feels like someone else is touching my modules. |
Enforcer guard
Grim Determination
Nulli Secunda
2
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Posted - 2012.11.24 10:38:00 -
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I've seen enough of ( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) on 4chan already |
JamesCLK
212
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Posted - 2012.11.24 10:40:00 -
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Dude, there's a hole in your hood. |
Enforcer guard
Grim Determination
Nulli Secunda
2
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Posted - 2012.11.24 10:54:00 -
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JamesCLK wrote:Dude, there's a hole in your hood.
Quality clothing is pricey |
Ad'Hakim Tahous
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
209
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Posted - 2012.11.24 14:07:00 -
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I'm close to 60 y.o. Even with Eve's equivalent of Viagra, best known as Nanite Repair Paste, I'm at the age when touching my modules results in the following message....
The Capacitor is Empty.... |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
1531
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Posted - 2012.11.24 14:15:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery
Dude, you realize that's 3.5 meters, and there's like two and a half of those to an inch, right?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) |
Singoth
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
132
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Posted - 2012.11.24 14:30:00 -
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What is this I don't even
Less yappin', more zappin'! |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
Intrepid Crossing
495
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Posted - 2012.11.24 14:32:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Also, my modules are extremely large. Quad 3500mm Siege Artillery Dude, you realize that's 3.5 meters, and there's like two and a half of those to an inch, right?
Please tell me that was a joke.
Unsub or don't.-á I don't care what your reasons are, and neither does anyone else.-á Just click the button and go away - or don't. |
Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
Solar Assault Fleet
344
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Posted - 2012.11.24 14:51:00 -
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The Protato wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3 Not for the paychecks?
There's free slots to hit various CCP Devs on.
But hitting Falcon on getting his paycheck is a bad move.
Given the amount of work that his currently sleeping 'main' has done, without getting paid by CCP.
CCP Eterne: Silly player, ALL devs are evil.
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CCP Falcon
1045
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Posted - 2012.11.24 15:13:00 -
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Lors Dornick wrote:The Protato wrote:CCP Falcon wrote: Well, I keep logging in because I love EVE. :3 Not for the paychecks? There's free slots to hit various CCP Devs on. But hitting Falcon on getting his paycheck is a bad move. Given the amount of work that his currently sleeping 'main' has done, without getting paid by CCP.
Mind. Blown.
Also, I left this thread open in good spirits in the hope it'd turn into something fun for people to contribute to. Clearly this isn't the case given the fact that certain members of the Community can't resist trolling.
As such, it's locked. Sorry guys. 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati -á || -á-á@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents
-- Disciple Of The Delicious Tea -- |
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CCP Falcon
1045
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Posted - 2012.11.24 15:32:00 -
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Also, I left this thread open in good spirits in the hope it'd turn into something fun for people to contribute to. Clearly this isn't the case given the fact that certain members of the Community can't resist trolling.
As such, it's locked. Sorry guys.
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati -á || -á-á@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents
-- Disciple Of The Delicious Tea -- |
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