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Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.01 20:45:00 - [31] Originally by: Tariel Orenia Dear Mr. Pulgor; Why are you so darned handsome? And would you consider a relationship with a nubile young Gallentean man? That's a first, I believe the other night was in a channel and they told me I was "Lord of the Fedo's" or something. It was very disterbing. As for your second question: While I'm generally not into that kind of thing, you're pretty damn good looking. I'm not sure if I could resist your charms! Therefore I'm going to stay 10ft away from you at all times to avoid such a happenstance. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.05.01 21:14:00 - [32] Originally by: Pulgor See, the thing is... I've got lots of people that want to kill me and this creates a problem. KISS you, you mean, kiss you! But I'm over it now. I still want something to prod. -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.01 21:17:00 - [33] Originally by: Tirun Araun Originally by: Pulgor See, the thing is... I've got lots of people that want to kill me and this creates a problem. KISS you, you mean, kiss you! But I'm over it now. I still want something to prod. I hardly consider a particle blaster a "kiss" although you may think differently. Well I'm glad your over it, hopefully we can still be friends =P. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.05.01 22:23:00 - [34] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Tirun Araun Originally by: Pulgor I've got lots of people that want to kill me... KISS you, you mean, kiss you! I hardly consider a particle blaster a "kiss" although you may think differently. A kiss of particles, a kiss of death, a kiss of moonlight, or a kiss of poison, and most of all a kiss of Matari wine. But I'll try that Khanid. If it's not red I'll be throwing a tantrum. Or wait, I can't, I have an appointment with a scientist. Tirun Araun walks over to the window, opens it, and climbs out. -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Bastables	Posted - 2005.05.01 23:57:00 - [35] Originally by: Ceratin Dear Pulgor Everytime i step away from my console for more than a few moments, a senior member of my corp starts to stroke my legs. I've told him that i consider this to be unacceptable, and that he should at the least wait until i'm back to enjoy it, ut he seems to get a kick out of doing it. What should i do? I resent the implication that this is done under duress or a matter of "taking advantage" of combat pilots. Besides which this is standard procedure for pilots that continuously step away from their duties. For God, Empire, and Sarum.
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 01:04:00 - [36] Originally by: Tirun Araun A kiss of particles, a kiss of death, a kiss of moonlight, or a kiss of poison, and most of all a kiss of Matari wine. But I'll try that Khanid. If it's not red I'll be throwing a tantrum. Or wait, I can't, I have an appointment with a scientist. Tirun Araun walks over to the window, opens it, and climbs out. You don't want to try Khanid wine then. It's green. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 01:05:00 - [37] Originally by: Bastables Originally by: Ceratin Dear Pulgor Everytime i step away from my console for more than a few moments, a senior member of my corp starts to stroke my legs. I've told him that i consider this to be unacceptable, and that he should at the least wait until i'm back to enjoy it, ut he seems to get a kick out of doing it. What should i do? I resent the implication that this is done under duress or a matter of "taking advantage" of combat pilots. Besides which this is standard procedure for pilots that continuously step away from their duties. You were just "Inspecting the troops" right? See it was all just a simple misunderstanding! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
ThePilgrim	Posted - 2005.05.02 11:29:00 - [38] Dear Pulgor, Why is the the only topic that I have (EVER!) read that has not been flamed ====================================== dolce et decorum est pro libertas mori
Jakk Graiseach	Posted - 2005.05.02 12:30:00 - [39] Dear Pulgor, Quafe or Starsi? -- All accounts cancelled - have fun guys
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 12:33:00 - [40] Originally by: ThePilgrim Dear Pulgor, Why is the the only topic that I have (EVER!) read that has not been flamed I will assume you mean, why is this the only topic you've read that hasn't been flamed? If so, then it's just because I'm awsome. And now, thanks for that it's going to get flamed =(. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 12:41:00 - [41] Originally by: Jakk Graiseach Dear Pulgor, Quafe or Starsi? Good question! The answer is: None of the above. I once drank quafe but it was such a horrible drink I had to put bluepill in it to spice it up. This didn't help my drug problem too much you see. I tried to put the bluepill in Starsi but the resulting action was some kind of weird gas that ripped the pain of walls. I didn't try to drink it out of fear it might do the same to my intestines. Therefore instead of either drink I only drink Khanid wine now since I have given up the bluepill habit. If I ever go back maybe I'll try putting some crash into the starsi and see if has less i'll effects although a friend of mine thinks that the reaction was "The revenge escaping." I certainly hope not. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Discorporation	Posted - 2005.05.02 12:52:00 - [42] Dear Pulgor, My implants give the appropriate reaction when in space, but they don't do very well at parties. I'd love to be someone other then the guy who sits in the corner, and scares the kids. Where can I get cool shades like yours? [Heterocephalus glaber]
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 13:04:00 - [43] Originally by: Discorporation Dear Pulgor, My implants give the appropriate reaction when in space, but they don't do very well at parties. I'd love to be someone other then the guy who sits in the corner, and scares the kids. Where can I get cool shades like yours? For some odd reason I've only ever seen Minmat's wearing them. Now I'm not sure why that is but I fear it's some kind of conspiricy. However that would be a pretty lame conspiricy and nowhere near on par with what people have been cooking up lately. So more then likly it's only a trend in Minmatar space. Now as for where to get them, I am very sure the only place is the Republic Military school but I don't think you'll have much luck there. My recommendation would be to wait in an ally of a Minmatar astation and simply abduct a passer by and take their shades! Yes yes, I know that's stealing but I'm very sure they won't sell them to an Amarr. One time I went to get the lenses on mine replaced and the dealer decided he didn't like the way the sale was going and tried to write a new ending with his 9mm as co-author! Unfortunately I had to blast him and then I had to spend 3 days in the Matari lockup for "Blasting an Armed citizen." (Not sure why only 3 days. I guess they're really leniant down there.) ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Weston McArthur	Posted - 2005.05.02 13:26:00 - [44] I have some questions that have been bugging me for a few months. The first just popped into my head, the other was after reading a historical text at the State War Academy for my pilot license renewal (which oddly didn't seem to have anything to do with piloting). 1. Is that the left or right side of North? and... 2. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer (42)?
Discorporation	Posted - 2005.05.02 13:28:00 - [45] Thanks Pulgor, I will give your advice a shot and report here if i make it back. (Chances are low I make it out of an Minmatar alley alive, especially whenhaving just robbed a big giant Brutor or Sebiestor of his prized specs.) [Heterocephalus glaber]
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 19:00:00 - [46] Originally by: Weston McArthur I have some questions that have been bugging me for a few months. The first just popped into my head, the other was after reading a historical text at the State War Academy for my pilot license renewal (which oddly didn't seem to have anything to do with piloting). 1. Is that the left or right side of North? and... 2. What is the ultimate question to the ultimate answer (42)? 1. Well we all know that north is up. So now left and right are reletive to the direction. So when you face up, then your left side is on your left and your right side is on your right. However sometimes if you're upside down then your right side is on your left but only when in a tunnel. If you're in the open then your right side is on your left and your left on your right and vice versa. I hope that answers your question. 2. The question was: 46 + 2 - 1 + 3 - 3. Please show your work. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 19:02:00 - [47] Originally by: Discorporation Thanks Pulgor, I will give your advice a shot and report here if i make it back. (Chances are low I make it out of an Minmatar alley alive, especially whenhaving just robbed a big giant Brutor or Sebiestor of his prized specs.) Don't worry Discorp! I'm sure you'll get away unscathed. You've been in worse spots. What about the time the entire Minmatar Republic attacked you and you fended them off with a rusty fork! Oh wait.... that might have been a dream I had. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Kyle Caldrel	Posted - 2005.05.02 19:05:00 - [48] Dear pulgor, If you could have true love or a big gun of ultimate galactic domination, which would you take?
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 19:12:00 - [49] Originally by: Kyle Caldrel Dear pulgor, If you could have true love or a big gun of ultimate galactic domination, which would you take? That's no contest, I'll take the gun. Call me a heartless husk of human flesh but that would just be too awsome to pass up! However I'm kind of waffling a bit, maybe some torpedo's to sweetin the deal would be in order. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Babs Johnson	Posted - 2005.05.02 20:01:00 - [50] Dear Pulgor: I have a problem. When my boyfriend and I go out in public, he is always looking at other women. I tell him how hurtful it is to me when he does that but he denies it and says it's just my imagination. Last night, we went out to dinner and I caught him in the act of flirting at some Caldari tart at the next table, so when we got back to his place, made a drink for him laced with a sedative, and when he passed out I surgically removed his left kindey and sold it on the black market for seven million isk. Does this make me a bad person?
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.02 22:19:00 - [51] Originally by: Babs Johnson Dear Pulgor: I have a problem. When my boyfriend and I go out in public, he is always looking at other women. I tell him how hurtful it is to me when he does that but he denies it and says it's just my imagination. Last night, we went out to dinner and I caught him in the act of flirting at some Caldari tart at the next table, so when we got back to his place, made a drink for him laced with a sedative, and when he passed out I surgically removed his left kindey and sold it on the black market for seven million isk. Does this make me a bad person? Unforunately it might. It depends what you did with the ISK. If you bought your boyfriend a GLB pleasure hub calander then it may be excusable, however it'd have to be the one that's "Hand delievered" by Keligh Doyle herself. On the other hand if you used it to buy yourself a preimum subscription to FTL channel 6447, for the "Everlasting Worlds and Empires" show then I'll have to be very displeased because that's what I wanted! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Cassie Johannson	Posted - 2005.05.03 02:34:00 - [52] I see you are in the Jericho Fraction now. Has Ammatar Arms gone out of business with the theft of your blueprint?
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.03 12:51:00 - [53] Originally by: Cassie Johannson I see you are in the Jericho Fraction now. Has Ammatar Arms gone out of business with the theft of your blueprint? No, not really. It's presence in space is minimalized once again though. Horatio Nemarr, owner of the company being the only member left. Notorious a company it is though it most likly won't ever be fully shut down dispite the numerous violations of Tanoo safety laws, and SPCS guidelines. Do not dispair however, I can still be made available to answer the questions of the populace! For without answers how can the truth be known? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Horatio Nemarr	Posted - 2005.05.03 13:33:00 - [54] I doubt what comes out of your mouth resembles anything like the truth. Ammatar Arms: Faithfully serving God and Emperor for 150 years.
Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.05.03 14:05:00 - [55] Dear Pulgor, I have been tasting my way across the universe for awhile now, and I'm running out of places to go. Can you, ITX-9, or Wetworx make any suggestions for a good place for food that I wouldn't have tried? "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.03 19:07:00 - [56] Originally by: Horatio Nemarr I doubt what comes out of your mouth resembles anything like the truth. Ammatar Arms: Faithfully serving God and Emperor for 150 years. Have a quafe... sit back... enjoy... ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.03 19:17:00 - [57] Originally by: Vera Liskrii Dear Pulgor, I have been tasting my way across the universe for awhile now, and I'm running out of places to go. Can you, ITX-9, or Wetworx make any suggestions for a good place for food that I wouldn't have tried? Hmm... well having run out of places in safe space, the next trip for you should be out to the neather regions. Go to alliance space. Make your way into curse space and taste the "Shattered Dreams Stew" or go down to Xetic and have the "Stain Olives." (Carful though, they're not called stained olives because of the alliance.) Or head on up north and have the "War torn chilli." Head west and taste the "NORAD Soulfe" and down south in FIX you can taste the "Rat stew" and "Ganked biomass supreme." Those locales should keep you interested. You can always come up to Star Fraction and I'll serve you a "Freespace saucer" A Pizza with several awsome topings from around the galaxy. I hope this helps. Oh and Wetwork told me to tell you that you should correct the spelling of his alias or else he'll "Knock you into the next centery with his boxing gloves of legal fortitude!" I'm not sure what that means but it dosn't sound good. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!

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