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Djeckson
New Eden Tea Party
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:14:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Do something noble.
Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat. FYI, this is first place so far. I wonder if I could get a freighter all the way out unescorted. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:14:00 -
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CCP Solomon wrote:Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging. Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity 
/me creates new char and joins help channel.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:16:00 -
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Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.
Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt.
I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks |
Djeckson
New Eden Tea Party
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:17:00 -
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Mockio Noc wrote:Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff. Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt. I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks Not bad. I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.
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Alua Oresson
The Dominion of Light
BLACK-MARK
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:19:00 -
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Go to Jita. Offer to double people's money. Then actually do it. Would freak out quite a few people. It would also make it so the character you use is blocked by a bunch of people. |
Orion GUardian
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:21:00 -
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40Bil.....40Bil
What would I do with that much money. Probably keep it, but that would be boring.
40Bil is not that much so economic impact is ruled out. Youcould do the following:
You look at the Dotlan maps or something and find out what the systems with the most NPC kills in nullsec are. You then get as many accounts as you can run at a time for PLex (I am not sure how many clients you can run at lowest settings afk ^^) and park them cloaked in those systems. Disrupting bots and ******* with the normal residents. And with a little work you can even use one account at a time to catch people thinking "he is only afk anyway"
They will hate you. ;)
But as that is quite a big workload you will not want to do you could just buy as many cheap Battleships and expensive Sartbombs as you can and continously Smartbomb Jita 4-4 undock or something
Or you could outfit some expensive Ships to be invited into Incursions and **** up the whole process for them. "unintentionally" ofc you will be banned from those fleets but that wont bother you ;)
Or outfit some bait-Macks to kill g00ns? or buy as many lowpriced NeX items as you can and just undercut all the people trying to turn there free AUr into ISK
I really like the "Free drones" idea intot he drone regions ;) Or just fill a full freighter or something with Exotic Dancers and dump them everywhere on new Eden
Or get a freighterload of Janitors into a Station of your choice and sell them "This place needs to be cleaned up!" Or get alot of Quafe into WH Space so the sleepers can wake up.
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Xeln Quuzg
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:21:00 -
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exotic dancers for all! |
KaarBaak
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:22:00 -
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Djeckson wrote: I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.
So do I.
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Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:23:00 -
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The amount of places are endless in Eve. Not all containers would have the same PW you could literally control hundreds if not thousands of players. PW = 1234 container located in system abc, PW = 5678 container located in system xyz. You can get real crazy with the possibilities. You'd have people scanning everything might even have players mistakenly can flipping LOL. Oh the power to control a mob. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:23:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Ingvar Angst wrote:You may not have seen the new blogs today... Eve's going back to focusing on spaceships. You may want to check those out and reconsider.
However, if you truly want to go out in a blaze of glory, leaving an indelible mark in the history of the game... take out the Veldnaught. It would make me horribly sad to see it happen, but you'd leave in infamy. To take it one step further: 40 Billion ISK to the person who lands the killing blow on the Veldnaught... edit: And use Chribba to hold the isk in escrow...
I like it. I like it a lot.
I'll add 10B to the pot.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |
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Trainwreck McGee
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:26:00 -
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buy plexes fill a hauler with them and Auto jump from a random point to a random point far into null sec if no one kills you EVE is dead
CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool |
Lila Penney
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:31:00 -
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Do a 50/50 gamble with me for 30B. Virtual coin toss! |
Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:31:00 -
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Here is another one. Buy a really expensive ship or a few ships of various price ranges and abandon them in random places.
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zzzczyzoznzoz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:33:00 -
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i like the devs idea of finding newbs and giving them a prezzie
or u could fly round with a nuby alt asking for some kind of help and for those that help give em a prize |
Rache Le'Bonbon
Dissension X Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:37:00 -
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Buy ships of diffrent sizes and fully fit them, drive them to a hidden location and abandon them. Then on the forums tell people in what region it is in, and watch the probes fly! |
Romla Yatolila
The Ultima Thule
Universal Consortium
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:39:00 -
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Large gang roam with faction fitted rookie ships and T1 haulers |
Rache Le'Bonbon
Dissension X Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:49:00 -
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CCP Solomon wrote:Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging. Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity
Rache Le'Bonbon wrote:Fill some of the biggest ships you can buy up with expensive equipment go to JIta and attack a random person. Get concorded and give the gift of what survived to the eve community! and if you have 40 BIL you could probably do this at multiple stations.
Or do the same with haulers and fill them with random ships! That way some will survive and it would be like a pi+¦ata to the eve community.
Or as a act of kindness you can go find a few new players like a day old. Try to weed out the alts, and give them 1B. This would make any new playerGÇÖs day.
LoL we must have been typing at the same time, I said the same thing like 3 post above you. I think this would be the best way to spend it. |
Nth Ares
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:51:00 -
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You could turn a handful of players into your slaves for a time, make them do foolish and humiliating things, with the promise of sharing your wealth with them when it's over. Then you stiff them, delete the ISK and biomass your character. |
Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:16:00 -
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Buy hundreds of exotic dancers and jettison them one at a time in random places all over the place with a note on the can saying "Halp save me! I'm too young to die".
I guess that wouldn't really cost too much though so maybe you could offer a big reward to the person that saves the most of them. |
Cambarus
Clearly Compensating
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:20:00 -
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Given the goons' current shenanigans. surely you could stir up some trouble with the cost of mackinaws/hulks? |
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Bastet Aiona
Tir Capital Management Group
The Mockers AO
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:23:00 -
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You want to hit a major EVEnest24 or ISD.
Buy 5 monocles, put them in a Wreathe (a Wreathe looks like a train, so call it the Monocle Train) Announce your intentions on the forum and then fly between major systems and on the highway between Rens, Jita and Amarr. Tank the Wreath as much as you can to get as many people to CONCORD themselves without successfully killing you.
Make sure the Monocles are stacked in separate stacks so they get calclated separately for loot drops. You'll get talked about for decades in EVE as that due who flew the Monocle Train around EVE - like the guy who lost 100B in PLEX n a Rifter outside JITA. |
Orion GUardian
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:37:00 -
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Dalloway Jones wrote:Buy hundreds of exotic dancers and jettison them one at a time in random places all over the place with a note on the can saying "Halp save me! I'm too young to die".
I guess that wouldn't really cost too much though so maybe you could offer a big reward to the person that saves the most of them.
^^ You kind of copied one of my ideas :P |
Jokerface666
Ever Flow
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:44:00 -
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Buy a Nightamre and fir smartbombs,
buy all the faction mods of contracts,
put them into your cargohold,
undock from jita 4-4,
start pusling your smartbombs,
say good bye
------------------------------w00t w00t rapetrain------------------------------ |
orangeFool
Syrkos Technologies
Joint Venture Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:46:00 -
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Give money to people who drop the F and/or C bombs in local channel in Jita.
Extra money to those who fit F and/or C bombs into lines of lyrics from Mickey by Toni Basil (except people who just use the Hey Mickey line - they get nothing).
Lyrics |
Killgor
The Collective
White Noise.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:48:00 -
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If I was certain I was leaving then this is what I'd try to do. There are a few underlying assumptions here:
I would buy as many highsec docked carriers in Jita or Armarr that I had characters that could fly them (maybe it's one or four, etc) and wait until the busiest time on a saturday. I would fit each carrier with the best in game mods. I would undock and begin to rage against the best ships I could until I died. It probably wouldn't blow all the isk but it would be close.
The loot from the wreck(s) would potentially be awesome.
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Myxx
Atropos Group
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:48:00 -
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buy a highsec capital if any are left
fit smartbombs
suicide it into a local asteroid belt
buy a t2 bpo if possible..
delete it with your character.
watch ensuing rage.
buy a supercap
cyno it into a belt where a bot is in nullsec
kill bot
lol at their tears
rinse repeat until bored
hire a merc corp to perma wardec some helpless corporation, and follow them to new corps endlessly.
buy a bunch of t2 frigs or something
dump 10,000 of them or so into nullsec
destroy with a bomb from a stealth bomber
lol film it and leave it as your legacy
wardec ccp and let it automatically pay your warbills until it runs out.
buy loads of officer/deadspace mods
delete them en masse, film it. |
Thur Barbek
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:50:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Do something noble.
Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.
ahaha :D |
Ni Tara
Carpe Jugulum
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:51:00 -
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Start an E-Bank and quit with over 200B in your wallet! |
Sandviched
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:52:00 -
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make a n00b alt and do local scams backwards...
get the longest conga line going for isk.. see how many people join in...
invest in eve bank.. oh nevermind.. |
coolzero
CZ empire Resource Extraction
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:54:00 -
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zzzczyzoznzoz wrote:i like the devs idea of finding newbs and giving them a prezzie or u could fly round with a nuby alt asking for some kind of help and for those that help give em a prize
its a bad idea mkay... overloading newbies with lots of isk tend to them leaving the game early .. one of the reson i left star wars galaxy that being a docter passing buffs for money made me so freaking rich in a short time the game just became a bore to me i could buy anything i wanted without efffort.
i like the hunt idea tho...gsc with a plex and PW and then some crypthic hints in a post and see the people go insane 
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