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Pbl6Ka
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:54:00 -
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kill stuff till you're nice and red and flashy everywhere then put it on your head as a bounty, hop in a dramiel and jump around between systems till someone catches you all the while auto spamming local with scam contracts for 1 carbon |
Hesperaa
Atlantide corp
Ares Protectiva
0
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:03:00 -
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Buy a faction BS , smartbomb and deepspace fit
Buy as much PLEX as you can, jump in Jita ,warp to a safe ,jettison PLEXs , and say it in local:
Stay near the container
"Space onepiece ftw!"
When someone found you , smartbomb youself ,the container ,and the guy |
Tivookz
Long Dong Corp
8
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:03:00 -
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Buy a very expensive ship that most people can fly ( Raven navy issue, or any other 300+ mil ship )
Perhaps even a marauder or something crazy.
Fit officer smartbombs.
Advertise that you're going to give it away at a specific location.
Wait for hordes of people to arrive.
When they are all in their pods and waiting to jump in you activate all smartbombs and watch the biggest concord of all time appear plus your sec status drop to about -10.0.
The rest of the money could come in handy, so send me some :) |
Denidil
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:10:00 -
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Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.
Inappropriate comment removed. Zymurgist
read Hellmar and Zulu's dev blogs
change your mind
give me one bil isk for saving you from makin a foolish decision :P
Anyone who is blue to DRF are cowards and have failed Eve.
MM Bombers, Best Bombers |
Dudicus Prime
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:14:00 -
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you should do something noble for the eve economy and screw with the goons in the process. offer a 1B isk reward for every Goon POS taken down in a hi-sec gallente ice system. or contract some hisec corps to wage war on them.
just think of all the pretty explosions that would ensue. |
Rhaegor Stormborn
BURN EDEN
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:15:00 -
[66] - Quote
Buy a bunch of Plex and keep your account running so you can train skills, because eventually, you may want to return. |
JamesCLK
Red Mist Ltd
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:26:00 -
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Buy a Guardian Vexor and go spam the jita 4-4 undock with your 10 drones :P
Suicide ganking in a unique ship, that'll make the headlines for sure!
Last I heard they were around 40 bil, no?
:p |
Gealbhan
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:38:00 -
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The OP has no intention of quitting. If you really think he will, I have a bridge for sale also. |
Jayem See
Drama Llamas
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Posted - 2011.10.05 22:01:00 -
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I agree - OP will buy a new face from the bazaar and carry on playing. Am going to bite anyways.
Speak to the CCP team that organises live events.
Spend your 40bn on putting together your perfect fleet.
Ask them to let you FC a Fleet composing all of your ships and a whole pile of Devs of your choice, attacking a random system that you choose. Incursion style effects would apply in full. Concord is nullified.
Give an event to the community - go out in style.
You do have to spend the full 40bn - your character is automatically biomassed when your ship is destroyed.
Byeeeeee......
Edit - this would be a nice way to weed out the "I quit" rage-posters. Make them commit. |
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.05 22:46:00 -
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By PLEX's
Convert to whatever it is.
Buy as many Monicles as you can.
Sit in a newbie system and give them away under one condition.
THey must post in this thread with there monicle.
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NoScream
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.10.05 22:54:00 -
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Goto Jita & buy 40 billion's worth of shuttles & a Orca, undock with your hold filled with shuttles.
Eject the shuttles into space outside 4-4.
Now do this till the JITA node crashes & CCP ban you for 10,000 shuttles in jita space @ 4-4
Oldies are goldies..... |
Akyla Kouvo
Multi-Verse Industries
0
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Posted - 2011.10.05 22:59:00 -
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Try to make a full lap around the outer edges of null in the most expensive ship you can get. |
1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.05 23:10:00 -
[73] - Quote
Give it to the shroom!
WTS Concussion Bomb BPO 50/50 Me/PeWTS Purgatory Citadel Torp BPO 200/200 Me/PeWTS Rift Citadel Torp BPO x4-áHit me up in-game if your interested in one or multiple |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.05 23:41:00 -
[74] - Quote
Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.
Inappropriate comment removed. Zymurgist
1) Buy plex with all your isk.
2) Stuff all plex to well tanked battleship.
3) Write to forums that you have just undocked in some quiet hisec system called ****** and are going to drive around various hisec systems as long you are alive.
4) Wait for some of the gankers to arrive and start moving.
5) Don't forget to yell that you have 40b worth of plex in your hold in every system you go to..
6) Keep moving and have the most entertaining day of your eve career.
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Spr09
Purdue Engineering and Technology
Talocan United
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 01:13:00 -
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buy as many melted nanoribbons as you can, hop into a hulk and go ice mining, get ganked by the goons and have an alt pick up the nanoribbons before the goons can get to it making the goons cry like little babies from losing billions from a wreck!
or run around null buying random stuff and selling it back to them for extra isk. then claim to be with their blues and cause an eve version of a world war!
or even better, go into fw and join some fleets and get their standings into the negatives by shooting the station's guns or random wrecks!
or pay a whole bunch of mercs to war dec a bunch of nullsec alliances that are all red to each other. it'd be even better if you found a huge carebear corp and get them to war dec them instead. |
Scarcane
Tapp Inc.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 01:22:00 -
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Fund an alliance that is the enemy of an alliance you do like, and give the isk to the person in said alliance who you think will dish it out the fairest. Then demand videos and updates of what your isk is acclompishing. like one of those orphaned tigers you can adopt that sends you letters and dried up big cat crap. whatever you do with it, make sure to goto Jita for a bit and spam local that you're giving away all of your isk and you'll double whatever anyone gives you - But actually do it : ) oh and make sure its with an alt for the mystery factor. good luck! |
Heimdallofasgard
APEX ARDENT COALITION
NEM3SIS.
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Posted - 2011.10.06 01:39:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Ingvar Angst wrote:You may not have seen the new blogs today... Eve's going back to focusing on spaceships. You may want to check those out and reconsider.
However, if you truly want to go out in a blaze of glory, leaving an indelible mark in the history of the game... take out the Veldnaught. It would make me horribly sad to see it happen, but you'd leave in infamy. To take it one step further: 40 Billion ISK to the person who lands the killing blow on the Veldnaught... edit: And use Chribba to hold the isk in escrow...
haha this^^ just because cunning troll is cunning
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SicSemperTyrannis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.06 02:30:00 -
[78] - Quote
Buy a Titan and fly it into the sun :) |
T'amber Anomandari Demaleon
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.06 02:50:00 -
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Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.
Inappropriate comment removed. Zymurgist
click the link in my signature, although I had a little under a trillion isk for all those events, you could do something similar with your budget if you want to have fun while you spend/ give away all your isk.
40bil budget you could do the following fun event:
- Setup a deathstar in a dead end lowsec system
- Get some pos gunners and set pos to shoot all on site
- Put an unmanned rare ship (or two) in the middle of your pos (Guardian Vexor probably best for the low skill requirement)
- Surround your pos with 300 cans
- Put the pos password in ten (or less) of the cans
- First person to get inside the pos gets the ship
- First person to takeout the rare ship wins the rest of your isk
CSM 4 Alt2, CSM5 Alt1 / Rage Quit, CSM6 Fail Candidate
Hasbeen Ragequitting Creator of New Edens Largest Non-Profit Events
derp. |
Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:00:00 -
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You can buy a lot of gank-fitted arty-Pests with 40Bn. Just sayin'  |
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Angsty Teenager
We Are Furious
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:23:00 -
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Evreybody's suggestions are so bad.
Just fit out a couple vindicators, officer fit out the wazoo, and pew pew, obviously.
"SMARTBOMB IN JITA TRALALALA," you guys are amateurs. |
Dane El
Daneco Inc.
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:48:00 -
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Get yourself plastered all over killboards with cargo holds full of prostitutes and blue pills.
I actually like the PLEX in GSCs idea but that's taken. |
Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
105
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:50:00 -
[83] - Quote
buy all the data cores you can and trash them
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Dawnmist
4
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:54:00 -
[84] - Quote
Rent me for 30 minutes. 40b is standard fee. |
Oftherocks
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
1
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Posted - 2011.10.06 05:22:00 -
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Buy 40 carriers. Get them all in Tama and just go on a killing spree. As the carrier dies, self destruct so there is no kill mail. Rinse and repeat 40 times. |
Arath Veduran
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.06 07:09:00 -
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Buy half a titan from me. |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.06 07:14:00 -
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Start "give me x amount and I give you twice as much back"-scam in jita but don't scam.
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Sizeof Void
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.06 08:41:00 -
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Offer to pay wardec fees for any and all carebear high-sec corps willing to attack other high-sec corps, which you select at random (or not). Offer a prize, too, for whichever corp manages the most kills during the war. |
Sizeof Void
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.10.06 08:45:00 -
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Buy up all of the rifters on market in all the empire regions and recycle them. Sell the minerals. Repeat until you run out of ISK. Recruit a few friends to help you to reduce travel hassle. |
Obax Bannon
Fidelis Technologies
3
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Posted - 2011.10.06 09:11:00 -
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Djeckson wrote:Mockio Noc wrote:Djeckson wrote:So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.
Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.
P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff. Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt. I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks Not bad. I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.
I'm sure there are enough people out there that would hold The Mittani down for long enough for you to be able to put them there too  |
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