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Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.05.31 07:53:00 - [31] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt! Hey.... can I have some? (of the Khanid wine, not the baby) Of course, Pulgor, you're welcome at my home any time. You really need to drop by for tea now and then. ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.05.31 16:19:00 - [32] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Ikvar Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please? If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again No, and no. What's the facination with corpses anyways? You should get that looked at. Can you come look at it for me? Faspera System, Planet 1 please Also Pulgor, do you like moon probes? _________________
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.31 18:40:00 - [33] Originally by: Ikvar Can you come look at it for me? Faspera System, Planet 1 please Also Pulgor, do you like moon probes? No.... I'm... I'm gonna pass on that. I'm no doctor anyways =P. Moon probes? Sure... why not. Although I won't meet you in an indy full of moon probes. I'm not Nero. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.05.31 20:37:00 - [34] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt! Oh I'm sorry but you see, I'm just getting my new kitchenware! But send Annabelle, please, I'd like to talk to her about how what side salad she likes. Originally by: Pulgor Hey.... can I have some of the Khanid wine? Of course. It'll all be ready before midnight, so please feel invited, I'm living .. I'm living, now I'm sure there's a big moon outside at night, but I'll have to go check how they call this planet, or sun for that matter. Tirun Araun pecks at a few select keys on her board computer, frowns, taps another key carefully and watches with a fierce concentration for a while. Then she leaps up like a panther, screams a series of blood-curdling curses and starts whacking at the keys madly. Communication breaks up in static after a minute. -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.05.31 21:26:00 - [35] Originally by: Tirun Araun Oh I'm sorry but you see, I'm just getting my new kitchenware! But send Annabelle, please, I'd like to talk to her about how what side salad she likes. Ah, it's quite alright, new houseware installations can take time. I'll send Annabelle via TransStellar Shipping, she should arrive quite quickly. ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.05.31 22:10:00 - [36] I think I will come when the time is appropriate. I don't want an oven to explode on me or something. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Mad Scorpion	Posted - 2005.06.01 13:01:00 - [37] Hey Pulgor; Would you mind meeting me for a quick bite of lunch as we discuss a business proposition. I was thinking of an official Pulgor series of products like a Pulgor and ITX-9 action figures, or Pulgor 'Ask an Ammatar' vid screen, where you ask a question shake it then turn it over for an answer. Let me know. Mad Scorpion Mad Scorpion Enterprises
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.01 13:10:00 - [38] Originally by: Mad Scorpion Hey Pulgor; Would you mind meeting me for a quick bite of lunch as we discuss a business proposition. I was thinking of an official Pulgor series of products like a Pulgor and ITX-9 action figures, or Pulgor 'Ask an Ammatar' vid screen, where you ask a question shake it then turn it over for an answer. Let me know. Mad Scorpion Mad Scorpion Enterprises Those are great ideas! I think we should have some lunch and go over the details. You pick the place, anywhere except for Tiraun Araun's place, 'cause her ovens might explode or something and this worries me greatly. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Nathri Naboam	Posted - 2005.06.01 13:53:00 - [39] Dear Pulgor, one of my 'contacts' at a certain corporation has asked me to stop a 'thief', who has apparently stolen some 'special delivery' or 'datasheets' or something. Should I go after him and shoot him with my 75mm railguns or should I leave it to the official authorities? What would you do in my situation? (I only have 24 hours to decide). Thanks.
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.06.01 14:09:00 - [40] Now I've been over at the TransStellar Shipping office in Teshi, and they claim they don't have Annabelle! They had a little lost boy there named Juan, who wanted to come explore space with me, so I took him instead, but I promised to check back only something went boom in the back of their storage at that time so I left a note with my address. And I'd go for the railgun, take explosive ammunition. -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.06.01 14:57:00 - [41] Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 01/06/2005 14:57:48 Originally by: Tirun Araun Now I've been over at the TransStellar Shipping office in Teshi, and they claim they don't have Annabelle! They had a little lost boy there named Juan, who wanted to come explore space with me, so I took him instead, but I promised to check back only something went boom in the back of their storage at that time so I left a note with my address. And I'd go for the railgun, take explosive ammunition. Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he? Originally by: Nathri Naboam Should I go after him and shoot him with my 75mm railguns or should I leave it to the official authorities? No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition. ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.06.01 15:11:00 - [42] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he? I haven't asked him yet, I'm having too much fun while he's flying my Kestrel. Do you think the Academy will accept pilots that need two cushions to operate the helm? Too bad he can't reach the missile controls yet. I'm getting more cushions for when TransStellar delivers Annabelle. And he hates Blood raiders, I had to help him shoot some up. Wheee! I think I'm going to be sss-ssi-sick. -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.06.01 15:20:00 - [43] Originally by: Tirun Araun Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he? I haven't asked him yet, I'm having too much fun while he's flying my Kestrel. Do you think the Academy will accept pilots that need two cushions to operate the helm? Too bad he can't reach the missile controls yet. I'm getting more cushions for when TransStellar delivers Annabelle. And he hates Blood raiders, I had to help him shoot some up. Wheee! I think I'm going to be sss-ssi-sick. Oh. Um. Well you have fun with him then. I suggest you do wait for Annabelle, it sounds like Juan must be at least 5 or 6, which really would be a bit old for eating. Well...at least not as good as a baby like Annabelle. ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.01 16:42:00 - [44] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition. Don't answer the questions =P. Now I must eliminate you as competition. ITX-9! Activate assasination protocal gamma-beta-12! What? Oh right, you don't have that. Bah, well anyways, I would recommend taking the man down. Why let CONCORD get the money when you can, right? Also you may beable to find out what's so special about that delievery. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Nathri Naboam	Posted - 2005.06.01 17:11:00 - [45] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition. Don't answer the questions =P. Now I must eliminate you as competition. ITX-9! Activate assasination protocal gamma-beta-12! What? Oh right, you don't have that. Bah, well anyways, I would recommend taking the man down. Why let CONCORD get the money when you can, right? Also you may beable to find out what's so special about that delievery. Thanks Nikolai and Pulgor! in the end I hear some other pilots got him. Apparently the special delivery was some sort of wonder-cure, or maybe bioweapon, depending on who you listen to...
Amataras	Posted - 2005.06.01 17:57:00 - [46] Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift? --------------
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.06.01 18:48:00 - [47] Originally by: Amataras Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift? Heee heee, I love this one, it's like the one "Can he microwave a plate of protein delicacies so hot that even he can't touch it?" Can't wait to see Pulgor's response to this one... ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.06.01 18:51:00 - [48] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Don't answer the questions =P. Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this. But what to call it? Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it? ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.01 18:59:00 - [49] Originally by: Amataras Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift? I would say no, because the god would have the Amarr make it in another of his perverted tests. Therefore the Amarr would build said rock out of tritanium and say unto their god "We have done it! We have combined the resources of 60 moons into one giant bolder that even you cannot lift. Please make us worthy of your praise oh glorious deity." And the god would then lift the rock, for the god can affect all changes on this mortal plane and he would use it to crush the Amarr in their foolishness for to create such an object cannot be done by mortal men and their faith waivered while being absolute, was enough of a test to show that they didn't believe in gods power, only his words. Wow.... that's a good narrative. Saves to datachip. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.01 19:02:00 - [50] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this. But what to call it? Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it? Oh, competition eh? Well in that case I'm just going to have to buy you out. Do you accept my offer? Looks menacingly ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2005.06.01 19:12:00 - [51] Originally by: Pulgor Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this. But what to call it? Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it? Oh, competition eh? Well in that case I'm just going to have to buy you out. Do you accept my offer? Looks menacingly Um. The point was to start a new column so I could STOP competing with you on your own thread. Besides, if I waited for people to ask ME questions, I doubt we'd have the same audience... ___________________________________________ ^^^*---All things serve the Beam---*^^^
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.01 19:42:00 - [52] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Um. The point was to start a new column so I could STOP competing with you on your own thread. Besides, if I waited for people to ask ME questions, I doubt we'd have the same audience... Oh I believe we would good sir. Now after hearing the threat of property rights I decided to consult my attorney, Wetwork. Here's what he told me: "Look here prissy pants. I don't have time to take up small cases about your 'dial a nancy boy' bit. However since I am on contract I have no choice but to offer you council! Curse the demons of legalology for binding me to this oath! In this case, I recommend you settle up by deviding the territories. If that fails I will have to resort to more aggressive tactics!" Then he tossed a chair at me and started burning his mail to "Get the bad out." Therefore I have gone to your territory with an offer, please review it and let me know what you think. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Kindakrof	Posted - 2005.06.02 01:05:00 - [53] quote=Nikolai Nuvolari] Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it? Ask a redhead!! Now. Dear Pulgor do we really have to write "Dear pulgor" when we ask a question? I have a few more. Dear Pulgor what skills are neccesary for world domination? I was thinking maybe: Evil masterplan lvl 5, Elite hamster squad management lvl 5. Mammal training lvl 4 (Chimp medics) And then maybe Advertising lvl 3 to reduce the number of rebels. Do you have any advice for me? Dear pulgor my sister has a guina pig. How do i make it look extremely evil? Or even gothic. ------------------- (\_/) (X.X) _ : (><) This was bunny. I ripped the head of bunny along with its spinal cord.
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.02 01:35:00 - [54] Originally by: Kindakrof Ask a redhead!! You answered a question, but I'll let it slide since you asked some questions too. Give/take is always good in these kinds of things =P. Plus you needled the competition, I have to respect that. Originally by: Kindakrof Now. Dear Pulgor do we really have to write "Dear pulgor" when we ask a question? Yes, that's very important. Not saying "Dear Pulgor..." will result in the opening of Gadzok's box. That's like pandora's box only without all the weird crap in side. Last time I opened Gadzok's box, the damn parrot was in there and he flew out and tried to peck out my eyes. Now you know why I wear dark sunglasses! Originally by: Kindakrof I have a few more. Dear Pulgor what skills are neccesary for world domination? I was thinking maybe: Evil masterplan lvl 5, Elite hamster squad management lvl 5. Mammal training lvl 4 (Chimp medics) And then maybe Advertising lvl 3 to reduce the number of rebels. Do you have any advice for me? Way off man, Heroism V, Goon Management V, and "Top secret organization that hides more from the people, but since it fights for the country so it's good" V will totally ruin your plans. Here's what I would do: Train Legalology V, Lyconthropy V (So you can conduct your evil business 24/7), Graffitti V (So you spray paint your ominious logo wherever you want to.) Schemes V, Charisma V, and Gadzok Management V (Just incase that damn parrot shows up, you never know. Good to be prepared.) Originally by: Kindakrof Dear pulgor my sister has a guina pig. How do i make it look extremely evil? Or even gothic. Certainly. Here's what you do, first dye all of it's hair purple except for a small patch on the head which will be dyed black. Next put a sign on it's cage that says "The pain keep" and spraypaint it's wheel black (See, I TOLD you that Graffitti V skill would come in handy!). Next get some miniture occult books and place them in strategic places around the cage. Like in courners, by the wheel, by the water bottle etc. That should do it. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Gina Hallin	Posted - 2005.06.02 05:45:00 - [55] Dear Pulgor, Can you ask that robot of yours with the superior Caldari programming the following for me, please? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Thanks. Your devoted reader, Gina
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.02 18:39:00 - [56] Originally by: Gina Hallin Dear Pulgor, Can you ask that robot of yours with the superior Caldari programming the following for me, please? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Thanks. Your devoted reader, Gina 47 ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- Renegade Ammatar. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Tirun Araun	Posted - 2005.06.03 13:58:00 - [57] Dear Fleet Admiral Pulgor, now that I have a very competent evasive pilot, would I be able to escape you if I started "Ask An Ammatar Part 8"? Please consider it a mitigating circumstance that I didn't actually start one, in spite of feeling very tempted to do so. Kindest regards, Tirun Araun -- "The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one." Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Kindakrof	Posted - 2005.06.03 18:39:00 - [58] Dear Pulgor. I noticed that you quit the Star fraction and joined Aegis militia. Can you now tell us the secrets of the Jericho Punisher? Also why did you quit? And dear Pulgor. Is my sig evil enough for me to be an evil-world-dominating-maniac? Or do i have to change it to something XTremeley more evil then that wabbit? -------------------
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.03 18:59:00 - [59] Originally by: Tirun Araun Dear Fleet Admiral Pulgor, now that I have a very competent evasive pilot, would I be able to escape you if I started "Ask An Ammatar Part 8"? Please consider it a mitigating circumstance that I didn't actually start one, in spite of feeling very tempted to do so. Kindest regards, Tirun Araun Fleed admrial? No... lets just skip the odd address of a title that dosn't exist. No you would not escape me by hijacking the "Ask an Ammatar: Part 8" thread title! There is no escape Pulgor laughs manically ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor	Posted - 2005.06.03 19:03:00 - [60] Originally by: Kindakrof Dear Pulgor. I noticed that you quit the Star fraction and joined Aegis militia. Can you now tell us the secrets of the Jericho Punisher? Also why did you quit? Sorry, they told me if I ever devulged the secrets of the dreaded Jericho Punisher, that I would feel a mix of pain and pleasure never before experianced and the sensory load would litteraly cause my head to explode! As for why, well best you read Hakkon's post for that =). Originally by: Kindakrof And dear Pulgor. Is my sig evil enough for me to be an evil-world-dominating-maniac? Or do i have to change it to something XTremeley more evil then that wabbit? I dunno, that's pretty evil but I mean.... Aphox had Lord Plush put the rabbit in a BOX. A BOX for good heavens! Hell hath no fury then a rabbit boxed. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!

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