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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 08:20:00 -
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Time for Ask an Ammatar Part 7!
Ask a *question now and get a **free ***Quafe before ****midnight!
*-The question must be exactly 63 characters long (Spaces not included) and must involve a parrot named "Gadzok".
**-Free with regular purchase.
***-Contents inside of Quafe bottle may or may not be Quafe.
****-It will come before midnight, but not of the same day that the question is asked (Or the next day for that matter. We will not specify which midnight it will come before)
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.05.29 08:40:00 -
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Gadzok tells me that the ammatar are just a pathetic race is this true or not
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 09:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Amthrianius
Gadzok tells me that the ammatar are just a pathetic race is this true or not
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No! Just me =P.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.05.29 14:55:00 -
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Pulgor how do you reconcile your sudden change in allegiances with your attempt to train your android pet to perform in a more socially acceptable manner? Doesn't your jumping ships confuse its wired brain, and result in it ignoring your commands and possibly developing a sadistic anti-human streak because it sees you suddenly reversing everything you previously believed in?
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El Sayal
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Posted - 2005.05.29 15:37:00 -
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pulgor, how do you get your head so shiney? and do sunglasses help in the dark of space?
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Richard Steele
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Posted - 2005.05.29 16:59:00 -
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Pulgor, you done with that holoreel I loaned you? Got a party happening this weekend and my guests deserve only the best in entertainment. Even got some Mendre dancers coming. You're invited too as always, but it's strictly BYOQ...
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor how do you reconcile your sudden change in allegiances with your attempt to train your android pet to perform in a more socially acceptable manner? Doesn't your jumping ships confuse its wired brain, and result in it ignoring your commands and possibly developing a sadistic anti-human streak because it sees you suddenly reversing everything you previously believed in?
I'm not sure I've actually tried to train him in doing that since training ITX-9 is very difficult and would require many many months of strained effort. He does what he's told and that's enough for me, and he's not really anti-human so much as he just thinks he's better then everyone.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:49:00 -
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Edited by: Pulgor on 29/05/2005 19:57:15
Originally by: El Sayal
pulgor, how do you get your head so shiney? and do sunglasses help in the dark of space?
I used a portable shoe buffer!
Edit: Oh and about the sunglasses, they don't help in the darkness of space but I mainly use them in conjunction with my shiny head to blind my enemies!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Richard Steele
Pulgor, you done with that holoreel I loaned you? Got a party happening this weekend and my guests deserve only the best in entertainment. Even got some Mendre dancers coming. You're invited too as always, but it's strictly BYOQ...
Actually, unfortuantely while I was watching it the player burst into flame. I investigated the damage and it would seem someone was making modifications to the machine I questioned ITX-9 but he said he knows nothing about it. Therefore I questioned Wetwork and he also said he knew nothing about it. Then I put him under oath and he confessed.
Apparently the machine was showing lines through the holo recording, this is because I am cheap and don't have a good player. He tried to fix the problem using instructions from "How to repair the ties that bind." Which is a book that has nothing to do with holo-players. I have suspended his coffee privledges.
Unfortuantely this means your holoreel "The Veloptious Vixens of Osugger IV" is burned to a crisp. I have purchased you a new one and it should arrive in the mail.... sometime.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.05.29 20:36:00 -
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Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please?
If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again 
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please?
If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again
No, and no.
What's the facination with corpses anyways? You should get that looked at.
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Brute Helmet
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Posted - 2005.05.29 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Brute Helmet on 29/05/2005 21:00:20
Can I have Ikvars corpse ?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Brute Helmet
Edited by: Brute Helmet on 29/05/2005 21:00:20
Can I have Ikvars corpse ?
Sure, why not.
It's probably waiting in Derelik for you. Bewarned though, it's probably flying an apoc and heavily defended.
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.05.30 02:16:00 -
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yarr Pulgor!! What be ye most favorite Gallentean action video? Perhaps "Action Jackson vs the Khanid 7?"
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.05.30 03:22:00 -
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Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: Justin Cody
yarr Pulgor!! What be ye most favorite Gallentean action video? Perhaps "Action Jackson vs the Khanid 7?"
Oh it's definiately "Veloptious Vampire Vixens VI: Vixens invade Amarr" It's got plenty of .... uhh... action. And other stuff. You should watch it sometime, I think you'd appriciate it. I'd loan it to you but you see my holo-player caught fire and it burned the surronding holoreels to a crip.
Just rent it at your local rental place. It should only cost 100 ISK.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
haha, that's easy! The answer is the Omega. The beginning and the end!
Pretty amazed that I know that eh? Well I've been bored lately and so I've been some of Wetworks books. I learned that little tidbit in "The 9th laws of the universe." Which was written by the blood raider author "Glaos Sekel"
However it's nowhere near as good as "Race to the Khumaak" by "Willie Makat". That's a classic.
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:32:00 -
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Pulgor, what do you think of the [5] and their military campaigns?
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.05.30 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nero Scuro
Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
haha, that's easy! The answer is the Omega. The beginning and the end!
Pretty amazed that I know that eh? Well I've been bored lately and so I've been some of Wetworks books. I learned that little tidbit in "The 9th laws of the universe." Which was written by the blood raider author "Glaos Sekel"
However it's nowhere near as good as "Race to the Khumaak" by "Willie Makat". That's a classic.
Dammit. I just made up that crap on the spot to try and confuse you. :|
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Posted - 2005.05.30 08:19:00 -
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Pulgor:
If you could get all-access ability to meet one prominent figure in the EVE Starcluster, who would it be, and what would you ask him/her?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn
Pulgor:
If you could get all-access ability to meet one prominent figure in the EVE Starcluster, who would it be, and what would you ask him/her?
Hmm... that's a good one!
Lets see, who: The leader of the Jovians. (Not sure who that is. Damn their mystery!)
The question: Can I be a jovian and can I have a Wriathe Frigate please.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.05.30 12:16:00 -
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Pulgor if you were me and I was you, what question would you ask me (you)?
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Tirun Araun
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Posted - 2005.05.30 13:00:00 -
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Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor if you were me and I was you, what question would you ask me (you)?
That's hardly fair. If I knew what questiosn to ask myself then I could run this whole thing on my own!
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.05.31 01:57:00 -
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What if you suffered from multiple personality disorders?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
the next Quafe bar.
My my, that's a lot of questions.
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Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
No story really. This guy tried to sell me a talking parrot and I was going to buy it, but then he told me it was named "Gadzok" and I laughed so hard I went unconcious from lack of oxygen. When I came too, the strange man and his parrot were gone.
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Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Sure, and he could fly it wherever he wanted. If only because that parrot *****s me up big time. I couldn't say no because I'd be busy laughing.
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Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
You and your exploding ovens. Will you never learn?
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Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
Done, you can expect them before midnight (You'll notice I didn't say of which day  )
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And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
Exactly like that!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel
What if you suffered from multiple personality disorders?
Then I would have four personalities.
One would be a wise *****ing pirate type.
The next would like pie.
The 3rd one would be a dijini that wishes he was a real genie.
The last one would like to create question/answer type columns for some bizzare reason.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel
Pulgor, what do you think of the [5] and their military campaigns?
Just noticed I missed this one.
I think that those guys need to chill out a bit. Have some java and really re-think the whole shooting me up thing. It's not very nice at all, I was just comming to say "hi" and show 'em my new interceptor and they have the nerve to blow it up!
It just goes to show that with those wacky [5] you just never know what they'll do!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
the next Quafe bar.
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
Hey.... can I have some? (of the Khanid wine, not the baby)
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