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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 08:20:00 -
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Time for Ask an Ammatar Part 7!
Ask a *question now and get a **free ***Quafe before ****midnight!
*-The question must be exactly 63 characters long (Spaces not included) and must involve a parrot named "Gadzok".
**-Free with regular purchase.
***-Contents inside of Quafe bottle may or may not be Quafe.
****-It will come before midnight, but not of the same day that the question is asked (Or the next day for that matter. We will not specify which midnight it will come before)
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.05.29 08:40:00 -
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Gadzok tells me that the ammatar are just a pathetic race is this true or not
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 09:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Amthrianius
Gadzok tells me that the ammatar are just a pathetic race is this true or not
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No! Just me =P.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.05.29 14:55:00 -
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Pulgor how do you reconcile your sudden change in allegiances with your attempt to train your android pet to perform in a more socially acceptable manner? Doesn't your jumping ships confuse its wired brain, and result in it ignoring your commands and possibly developing a sadistic anti-human streak because it sees you suddenly reversing everything you previously believed in?
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El Sayal
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Posted - 2005.05.29 15:37:00 -
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pulgor, how do you get your head so shiney? and do sunglasses help in the dark of space?
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Richard Steele
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Posted - 2005.05.29 16:59:00 -
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Pulgor, you done with that holoreel I loaned you? Got a party happening this weekend and my guests deserve only the best in entertainment. Even got some Mendre dancers coming. You're invited too as always, but it's strictly BYOQ...
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor how do you reconcile your sudden change in allegiances with your attempt to train your android pet to perform in a more socially acceptable manner? Doesn't your jumping ships confuse its wired brain, and result in it ignoring your commands and possibly developing a sadistic anti-human streak because it sees you suddenly reversing everything you previously believed in?
I'm not sure I've actually tried to train him in doing that since training ITX-9 is very difficult and would require many many months of strained effort. He does what he's told and that's enough for me, and he's not really anti-human so much as he just thinks he's better then everyone.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:49:00 -
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Edited by: Pulgor on 29/05/2005 19:57:15
Originally by: El Sayal
pulgor, how do you get your head so shiney? and do sunglasses help in the dark of space?
I used a portable shoe buffer!
Edit: Oh and about the sunglasses, they don't help in the darkness of space but I mainly use them in conjunction with my shiny head to blind my enemies!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Richard Steele
Pulgor, you done with that holoreel I loaned you? Got a party happening this weekend and my guests deserve only the best in entertainment. Even got some Mendre dancers coming. You're invited too as always, but it's strictly BYOQ...
Actually, unfortuantely while I was watching it the player burst into flame. I investigated the damage and it would seem someone was making modifications to the machine I questioned ITX-9 but he said he knows nothing about it. Therefore I questioned Wetwork and he also said he knew nothing about it. Then I put him under oath and he confessed.
Apparently the machine was showing lines through the holo recording, this is because I am cheap and don't have a good player. He tried to fix the problem using instructions from "How to repair the ties that bind." Which is a book that has nothing to do with holo-players. I have suspended his coffee privledges.
Unfortuantely this means your holoreel "The Veloptious Vixens of Osugger IV" is burned to a crisp. I have purchased you a new one and it should arrive in the mail.... sometime.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.05.29 20:36:00 -
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Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please?
If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again 
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.29 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please?
If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again
No, and no.
What's the facination with corpses anyways? You should get that looked at.
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Brute Helmet
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Posted - 2005.05.29 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Brute Helmet on 29/05/2005 21:00:20
Can I have Ikvars corpse ?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Brute Helmet
Edited by: Brute Helmet on 29/05/2005 21:00:20
Can I have Ikvars corpse ?
Sure, why not.
It's probably waiting in Derelik for you. Bewarned though, it's probably flying an apoc and heavily defended.
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.05.30 02:16:00 -
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yarr Pulgor!! What be ye most favorite Gallentean action video? Perhaps "Action Jackson vs the Khanid 7?"
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.05.30 03:22:00 -
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Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: Justin Cody
yarr Pulgor!! What be ye most favorite Gallentean action video? Perhaps "Action Jackson vs the Khanid 7?"
Oh it's definiately "Veloptious Vampire Vixens VI: Vixens invade Amarr" It's got plenty of .... uhh... action. And other stuff. You should watch it sometime, I think you'd appriciate it. I'd loan it to you but you see my holo-player caught fire and it burned the surronding holoreels to a crip.
Just rent it at your local rental place. It should only cost 100 ISK.
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
haha, that's easy! The answer is the Omega. The beginning and the end!
Pretty amazed that I know that eh? Well I've been bored lately and so I've been some of Wetworks books. I learned that little tidbit in "The 9th laws of the universe." Which was written by the blood raider author "Glaos Sekel"
However it's nowhere near as good as "Race to the Khumaak" by "Willie Makat". That's a classic.
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.05.30 06:32:00 -
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Pulgor, what do you think of the [5] and their military campaigns?
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.05.30 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nero Scuro
Pulgor,
What comes before the first but after the last, sooner than now but later than then, and is taller than the highest thing but shorter than the smallest?
haha, that's easy! The answer is the Omega. The beginning and the end!
Pretty amazed that I know that eh? Well I've been bored lately and so I've been some of Wetworks books. I learned that little tidbit in "The 9th laws of the universe." Which was written by the blood raider author "Glaos Sekel"
However it's nowhere near as good as "Race to the Khumaak" by "Willie Makat". That's a classic.
Dammit. I just made up that crap on the spot to try and confuse you. :|
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Posted - 2005.05.30 08:19:00 -
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Pulgor:
If you could get all-access ability to meet one prominent figure in the EVE Starcluster, who would it be, and what would you ask him/her?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.30 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn
Pulgor:
If you could get all-access ability to meet one prominent figure in the EVE Starcluster, who would it be, and what would you ask him/her?
Hmm... that's a good one!
Lets see, who: The leader of the Jovians. (Not sure who that is. Damn their mystery!)
The question: Can I be a jovian and can I have a Wriathe Frigate please.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.05.30 12:16:00 -
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Pulgor if you were me and I was you, what question would you ask me (you)?
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Tirun Araun
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Posted - 2005.05.30 13:00:00 -
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Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
the next Quafe bar.
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Posted - 2005.05.30 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor if you were me and I was you, what question would you ask me (you)?
That's hardly fair. If I knew what questiosn to ask myself then I could run this whole thing on my own!
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.05.31 01:57:00 -
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What if you suffered from multiple personality disorders?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
the next Quafe bar.
My my, that's a lot of questions.
Quote:
Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
No story really. This guy tried to sell me a talking parrot and I was going to buy it, but then he told me it was named "Gadzok" and I laughed so hard I went unconcious from lack of oxygen. When I came too, the strange man and his parrot were gone.
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Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Sure, and he could fly it wherever he wanted. If only because that parrot *****s me up big time. I couldn't say no because I'd be busy laughing.
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Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
You and your exploding ovens. Will you never learn?
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Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
Done, you can expect them before midnight (You'll notice I didn't say of which day  )
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And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
Exactly like that!
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel
What if you suffered from multiple personality disorders?
Then I would have four personalities.
One would be a wise *****ing pirate type.
The next would like pie.
The 3rd one would be a dijini that wishes he was a real genie.
The last one would like to create question/answer type columns for some bizzare reason.
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Caldrel
Pulgor, what do you think of the [5] and their military campaigns?
Just noticed I missed this one.
I think that those guys need to chill out a bit. Have some java and really re-think the whole shooting me up thing. It's not very nice at all, I was just comming to say "hi" and show 'em my new interceptor and they have the nerve to blow it up!
It just goes to show that with those wacky [5] you just never know what they'll do!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 04:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Most gallant Pulgor, what is this weird story with the
parrot you call Gadzok?
Would you let that silly parrot Gadzok fly your Titan
if you had one? And where?
Oh, and my new oven exploded when I tried parrot recipes -
would you hate Gadzok?
Would you please sell me four non-exploding-warranty
parrot soup cauldrons?
And how do you expect me to say 'goodbye' without
mentioning that awful parrot?
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Tirun Araun scowls and stiffly stalks out finding
the next Quafe bar.
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
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Posted - 2005.05.31 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
Hey.... can I have some? (of the Khanid wine, not the baby)
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 07:53:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
Hey.... can I have some? (of the Khanid wine, not the baby)
Of course, Pulgor, you're welcome at my home any time. You really need to drop by for tea now and then.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.05.31 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Ikvar
Same queston I ask every time, can I have your corpse yet please?
If no, please fly that Sigil around Derelik lowsec again
No, and no.
What's the facination with corpses anyways? You should get that looked at.
Can you come look at it for me? Faspera System, Planet 1 please
Also Pulgor, do you like moon probes?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.05.31 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Can you come look at it for me? Faspera System, Planet 1 please
Also Pulgor, do you like moon probes?
No.... I'm... I'm gonna pass on that. I'm no doctor anyways =P.
Moon probes? Sure... why not. Although I won't meet you in an indy full of moon probes. I'm not Nero.
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Tirun Araun
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
TIRUN! When are you going to come and cook that Gallente baby I have so we can have a nice dinner? I even got a few bottles of that nice green Khanid wine you seem to like so much. I'm hurt!
Oh I'm sorry but you see, I'm just getting my new
kitchenware! But send Annabelle, please, I'd like
to talk to her about how what side salad she likes.
Originally by: Pulgor
Hey.... can I have some of the Khanid wine?
Of course. It'll all be ready before midnight,
so please feel invited, I'm living .. I'm living,
now I'm sure there's a big moon outside at night,
but I'll have to go check how they call this planet,
or sun for that matter.
Tirun Araun pecks at a few select keys on her
board computer, frowns, taps another key carefully
and watches with a fierce concentration for a while.
Then she leaps up like a panther, screams a series
of blood-curdling curses and starts whacking at the
keys madly. Communication breaks up in static after
a minute.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Oh I'm sorry but you see, I'm just getting my new
kitchenware! But send Annabelle, please, I'd like
to talk to her about how what side salad she likes.
Ah, it's quite alright, new houseware installations can take time. I'll send Annabelle via TransStellar Shipping, she should arrive quite quickly.
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Posted - 2005.05.31 22:10:00 -
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I think I will come when the time is appropriate. I don't want an oven to explode on me or something.
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Mad Scorpion
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Posted - 2005.06.01 13:01:00 -
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Hey Pulgor;
Would you mind meeting me for a quick bite of lunch as we discuss a business proposition. I was thinking of an official Pulgor series of products like a Pulgor and ITX-9 action figures, or Pulgor 'Ask an Ammatar' vid screen, where you ask a question shake it then turn it over for an answer.
Let me know.
Mad Scorpion
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.06.01 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mad Scorpion
Hey Pulgor;
Would you mind meeting me for a quick bite of lunch as we discuss a business proposition. I was thinking of an official Pulgor series of products like a Pulgor and ITX-9 action figures, or Pulgor 'Ask an Ammatar' vid screen, where you ask a question shake it then turn it over for an answer.
Let me know.
Mad Scorpion
Mad Scorpion Enterprises
Those are great ideas! I think we should have some lunch and go over the details. You pick the place, anywhere except for Tiraun Araun's place, 'cause her ovens might explode or something and this worries me greatly.
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Nathri Naboam
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Posted - 2005.06.01 13:53:00 -
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Dear Pulgor,
one of my 'contacts' at a certain corporation has asked me to stop a 'thief', who has apparently stolen some 'special delivery' or 'datasheets' or something.
Should I go after him and shoot him with my 75mm railguns or should I leave it to the official authorities?
What would you do in my situation? (I only have 24 hours to decide).
Thanks.
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Posted - 2005.06.01 14:09:00 -
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Now I've been over at the TransStellar Shipping
office in Teshi, and they claim they don't have
Annabelle!
They had a little lost boy there named Juan, who
wanted to come explore space with me, so I took
him instead, but I promised to check back only
something went boom in the back of their storage
at that time so I left a note with my address.
And I'd go for the railgun, take explosive
ammunition.
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Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 14:57:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 01/06/2005 14:57:48
Originally by: Tirun Araun
Now I've been over at the TransStellar Shipping
office in Teshi, and they claim they don't have
Annabelle!
They had a little lost boy there named Juan, who
wanted to come explore space with me, so I took
him instead, but I promised to check back only
something went boom in the back of their storage
at that time so I left a note with my address.
And I'd go for the railgun, take explosive
ammunition.
Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he?
Originally by: Nathri Naboam
Should I go after him and shoot him with my 75mm railguns or should I leave it to the official authorities?
No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition.
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Posted - 2005.06.01 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he?
I haven't asked him yet, I'm having too much fun
while he's flying my Kestrel. Do you think the
Academy will accept pilots that need two cushions
to operate the helm?
Too bad he can't reach the missile controls yet.
I'm getting more cushions for when TransStellar
delivers Annabelle.
And he hates Blood raiders, I had to help him shoot
some up.
Wheee! I think I'm going to be sss-ssi-sick.
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"The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one."
Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 15:20:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Tirun Araun
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Hmph, incompetent fools. Don't worry too much, they should deliver her soon. But Juan should do for now, at least for testing out your recipe. How old is he?
I haven't asked him yet, I'm having too much fun
while he's flying my Kestrel. Do you think the
Academy will accept pilots that need two cushions
to operate the helm?
Too bad he can't reach the missile controls yet.
I'm getting more cushions for when TransStellar
delivers Annabelle.
And he hates Blood raiders, I had to help him shoot
some up.
Wheee! I think I'm going to be sss-ssi-sick.
Oh. Um. Well you have fun with him then. I suggest you do wait for Annabelle, it sounds like Juan must be at least 5 or 6, which really would be a bit old for eating. Well...at least not as good as a baby like Annabelle.
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Posted - 2005.06.01 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition.
Don't answer the questions =P.
Now I must eliminate you as competition. ITX-9! Activate assasination protocal gamma-beta-12!
What? Oh right, you don't have that. Bah, well anyways, I would recommend taking the man down. Why let CONCORD get the money when you can, right? Also you may beable to find out what's so special about that delievery.
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Nathri Naboam
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Posted - 2005.06.01 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
No, I'd shoot him with my 150mm railguns if I were you. I suggest thorium ammunition.
Don't answer the questions =P.
Now I must eliminate you as competition. ITX-9! Activate assasination protocal gamma-beta-12!
What? Oh right, you don't have that. Bah, well anyways, I would recommend taking the man down. Why let CONCORD get the money when you can, right? Also you may beable to find out what's so special about that delievery.
Thanks Nikolai and Pulgor!
in the end I hear some other pilots got him. Apparently the special delivery was some sort of wonder-cure, or maybe bioweapon, depending on who you listen to...
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.06.01 17:57:00 -
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Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 18:48:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift?
Heee heee, I love this one, it's like the one "Can he microwave a plate of protein delicacies so hot that even he can't touch it?"
Can't wait to see Pulgor's response to this one...
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Posted - 2005.06.01 18:51:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Don't answer the questions =P.
Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this.
But what to call it?
Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.06.01 18:59:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Amataras
Pulgor, if there is an Amarr God, can he make a rock that even he can't lift?
I would say no, because the god would have the Amarr make it in another of his perverted tests. Therefore the Amarr would build said rock out of tritanium and say unto their god "We have done it! We have combined the resources of 60 moons into one giant bolder that even you cannot lift. Please make us worthy of your praise oh glorious deity."
And the god would then lift the rock, for the god can affect all changes on this mortal plane and he would use it to crush the Amarr in their foolishness for to create such an object cannot be done by mortal men and their faith waivered while being absolute, was enough of a test to show that they didn't believe in gods power, only his words.
Wow.... that's a good narrative. Saves to datachip.
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Posted - 2005.06.01 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this.
But what to call it?
Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it?
Oh, competition eh? Well in that case I'm just going to have to buy you out. Do you accept my offer? Looks menacingly
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Pulgor
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Hmmm, maybe I should stop bothering you and just start my own column like this.
But what to call it?
Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it?
Oh, competition eh? Well in that case I'm just going to have to buy you out. Do you accept my offer? Looks menacingly
Um. The point was to start a new column so I could STOP competing with you on your own thread. Besides, if I waited for people to ask ME questions, I doubt we'd have the same audience...
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.06.01 19:42:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Um. The point was to start a new column so I could STOP competing with you on your own thread. Besides, if I waited for people to ask ME questions, I doubt we'd have the same audience...
Oh I believe we would good sir.
Now after hearing the threat of property rights I decided to consult my attorney, Wetwork. Here's what he told me:
"Look here prissy pants. I don't have time to take up small cases about your 'dial a nancy boy' bit. However since I am on contract I have no choice but to offer you council! Curse the demons of legalology for binding me to this oath! In this case, I recommend you settle up by deviding the territories. If that fails I will have to resort to more aggressive tactics!"
Then he tossed a chair at me and started burning his mail to "Get the bad out."
Therefore I have gone to your territory with an offer, please review it and let me know what you think.
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2005.06.02 01:05:00 -
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quote=Nikolai Nuvolari]
Okay Pulgor, here's my question for you! If I make my own column for people to ask me questions, what would I call it?
Ask a redhead!!
Now.
Dear Pulgor do we really have to write "Dear pulgor" when we ask a question?
I have a few more.
Dear Pulgor what skills are neccesary for world domination?
I was thinking maybe: Evil masterplan lvl 5, Elite hamster squad management lvl 5. Mammal training lvl 4 (Chimp medics)
And then maybe Advertising lvl 3 to reduce the number of rebels. Do you have any advice for me?
Dear pulgor my sister has a guina pig. How do i make it look extremely evil? Or even gothic.
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Posted - 2005.06.02 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof
Ask a redhead!!
You answered a question, but I'll let it slide since you asked some questions too. Give/take is always good in these kinds of things =P. Plus you needled the competition, I have to respect that.
Originally by: Kindakrof
Now.
Dear Pulgor do we really have to write "Dear pulgor" when we ask a question?
Yes, that's very important. Not saying "Dear Pulgor..." will result in the opening of Gadzok's box. That's like pandora's box only without all the weird crap in side. Last time I opened Gadzok's box, the damn parrot was in there and he flew out and tried to peck out my eyes. Now you know why I wear dark sunglasses!
Originally by: Kindakrof
I have a few more.
Dear Pulgor what skills are neccesary for world domination?
I was thinking maybe: Evil masterplan lvl 5, Elite hamster squad management lvl 5. Mammal training lvl 4 (Chimp medics)
And then maybe Advertising lvl 3 to reduce the number of rebels. Do you have any advice for me?
Way off man, Heroism V, Goon Management V, and "Top secret organization that hides more from the people, but since it fights for the country so it's good" V will totally ruin your plans. Here's what I would do:
Train Legalology V, Lyconthropy V (So you can conduct your evil business 24/7), Graffitti V (So you spray paint your ominious logo wherever you want to.) Schemes V, Charisma V, and Gadzok Management V (Just incase that damn parrot shows up, you never know. Good to be prepared.)
Originally by: Kindakrof
Dear pulgor my sister has a guina pig. How do i make it look extremely evil? Or even gothic.
Certainly. Here's what you do, first dye all of it's hair purple except for a small patch on the head which will be dyed black. Next put a sign on it's cage that says "The pain keep" and spraypaint it's wheel black (See, I TOLD you that Graffitti V skill would come in handy!). Next get some miniture occult books and place them in strategic places around the cage. Like in courners, by the wheel, by the water bottle etc.
That should do it.
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Gina Hallin
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Posted - 2005.06.02 05:45:00 -
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Dear Pulgor,
Can you ask that robot of yours with the superior Caldari programming the following for me, please? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Thanks.
Your devoted reader,
Gina
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.06.02 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Gina Hallin
Dear Pulgor,
Can you ask that robot of yours with the superior Caldari programming the following for me, please? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Thanks.
Your devoted reader,
Gina
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Tirun Araun
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Posted - 2005.06.03 13:58:00 -
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Dear Fleet Admiral Pulgor,
now that I have a very competent evasive pilot,
would I be able to escape you if I started
"Ask An Ammatar Part 8"?
Please consider it a mitigating circumstance
that I didn't actually start one, in spite of
feeling very tempted to do so.
Kindest regards,
Tirun Araun
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2005.06.03 18:39:00 -
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Dear Pulgor.
I noticed that you quit the Star fraction and joined Aegis militia. Can you now tell us the secrets of the Jericho Punisher?
Also why did you quit?
And dear Pulgor. Is my sig evil enough for me to be an evil-world-dominating-maniac? Or do i have to change it to something XTremeley more evil then that wabbit?
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.06.03 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tirun Araun
Dear Fleet Admiral Pulgor,
now that I have a very competent evasive pilot,
would I be able to escape you if I started
"Ask An Ammatar Part 8"?
Please consider it a mitigating circumstance
that I didn't actually start one, in spite of
feeling very tempted to do so.
Kindest regards,
Tirun Araun
Fleed admrial? No... lets just skip the odd address of a title that dosn't exist.
No you would not escape me by hijacking the "Ask an Ammatar: Part 8" thread title! There is no escape Pulgor laughs manically
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Posted - 2005.06.03 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof
Dear Pulgor.
I noticed that you quit the Star fraction and joined Aegis militia. Can you now tell us the secrets of the Jericho Punisher?
Also why did you quit?
Sorry, they told me if I ever devulged the secrets of the dreaded Jericho Punisher, that I would feel a mix of pain and pleasure never before experianced and the sensory load would litteraly cause my head to explode!
As for why, well best you read Hakkon's post for that =).
Originally by: Kindakrof
And dear Pulgor. Is my sig evil enough for me to be an evil-world-dominating-maniac? Or do i have to change it to something XTremeley more evil then that wabbit?
I dunno, that's pretty evil but I mean.... Aphox had Lord Plush put the rabbit in a BOX. A BOX for good heavens! Hell hath no fury then a rabbit boxed.
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