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Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
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Posted - 2013.01.18 08:34:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Hey look at all the black legion on that killmail
THAT'S THE JOKE GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
742
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Posted - 2013.01.18 08:56:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:Hey look at all the black legion on that killmail THAT'S THE JOKE
the chief entertainment for the day has been a ballsy drop by some Gallente FW group and a hilarious doomsday on a friendly carrier--which, by the way, I need you to point out the humor of the situation or else I won't get how funny it is that some guy blew up an allied carrier--while Black Legion sulks in an NPC station, regretting ever installing this horrible game and firing off the occasional well-thought-out and witty forum post
yes
yes I think I see what the joke is here
but just in case I don't I'd like you to spell it out for me, using small words and simple concepts Reading the EVEO forums is like huffing gas or sniffing glue. Sure it's funny and you get high, but you pay a terrible, terrible price in the long run. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
742
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Posted - 2013.01.18 08:56:00 -
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(it's you, you're the joke) Reading the EVEO forums is like huffing gas or sniffing glue. Sure it's funny and you get high, but you pay a terrible, terrible price in the long run. |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.18 10:08:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:(it's you, you're the joke)
I love how we're the ones camped in a station yet you're the one who's bitter. GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
524
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Posted - 2013.01.18 15:07:00 -
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I guess if weGÇÖre throwing out "jokes" here IGÇÖll add to the pile!....
- Alliances which canGÇÖt PvP hold the most space while those that can, hold noneGǪGǪ.punch line is? The GÇ£goalGÇ¥ in 0.0 now is to see who can take an asset without having to fight for it whileGǪGǪGǪGǪ..wait for itGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ.wait for itGǪGǪGǪ.pretending like you want to fight for it!! PvPGÇÖing without having to PvPGǪ..thatGÇÖs how you GÇ£beat the other guyGÇ¥GǪGǪshaweeeet!....
- A guy thatGÇÖs openly admits he doesnGÇÖt like playing EVE, came up with the ~nogudfites~ gimmick because so he can pay less attention to the game yet maintain his out of game notoriety. Now he just logs in for a minute, tells his puppets to blitz a situation thatGÇÖs making him look bad, and logs offGǪGǪ.
- Now we have Alliances holding most of the 0.0 space in EVE who arenGÇÖt actually capable of defending it. You canGÇÖt even defend it with GÇ£local defense fleetsGÇ¥ so you have no choice but to be sheep under the thumb of a single AFK leader of another AllianceGǪ..
- This cycle has created a closed loop situation which keeps you under the GÇ£ruleGÇ¥ of an AFK leader because none of you are given the consistent opportunity to groom GÇ£Alliance FCGÇÖsGÇ¥, tactics, and cohesive fleets outside of CFC fleets. Your only defense mechanism is to sit on your opponent like a fat kid simply so you wonGÇÖt have you face smashed in, instead of being allowed to GÇ£work outGÇ¥, get into fighting shape, and be able to take on a worthy threat on your ownGǪGǪ.yah knowGǪGǪpvpGǪ.
- The politiks of OTEC have provided little benefit to the line pilots who camped and blitzed the regions/structures for the moons, other than an SRP which pales in comparison to what the Tech makes for those above you. The sad thing is that since you canGÇÖt PvP, because youGÇÖre all blue or your response is to simply camp hostiles in, you donGÇÖt lose many ships so the SRP is actually a token tossed from the table which you seem grateful for and willing to settle. .....
- Meanwhile OTEC keeps a leash on PL so they will hold TEST back from making any Gǣbold movesGǥGǪ.other than harass FA and other watered down versions of what 0.0 was advertised to beGǪ
- Hey we "win" in 0.0 if we don't need to pvp and the other guy wanted to.....or thats what we're supposed to say amitrite..
AnywhoooGǪGǪGǪGǪ.I got more jokes but IGÇÖve been laughing too hard writing these so far so IGÇÖm going to take a breakGǪ . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Lucy Oreless
Raptus-Regaliter EntroPraetorian Aegis
104
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Posted - 2013.01.18 15:41:00 -
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The joke is none of the above Snot!
I will tell you the joke that is 0.0 in a few sentences. 2 years ago the leet PVP'rs in 0.0 was making daily smug remarks about hi-sec and how care-bears was such losers and couldn't kill as much as a rat etc... Today hi-sec care-bears holds almost all the sov in your precious 0.0 and the "leet's" are scattered around in empire-pockets (where they are safe) like bugs on a windshield.
Now that's a punchline!
The moral here could be something like "be careful who you invite" _____________________________________________________________________________________ Do you wanna PVP? Join us -> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=162144 |
Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
524
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Posted - 2013.01.18 16:35:00 -
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Lucy Oreless wrote:The joke is none of the above Snot! I will tell you the joke that is 0.0 in a few sentences. 2 years ago the leet PVP'rs in 0.0 was making daily smug remarks about hi-sec and how care-bears was such losers and couldn't kill as much as a rat etc... Today hi-sec care-bears holds almost all the sov in your precious 0.0 and the "leet's" are scattered around in empire-pockets (where they are safe) like bugs on a windshield. Now that's a punchline! The moral here could be something like "be careful who you invite" Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at who wrong you end up beingGǪ
People come and go in this game every second, week, month, and year. There are hundreds of grudges held, executed, or fade away every day. Players that were red yesterday are blue tomorrow, spies make isk by ratting in hostile corps, or simply get accepted into your corps or you into theirs and on and on it goesGǪGǪ. The mistake you, and many like you, make is thinking that thereGÇÖs been some sort of moral victory happening by turning 0.0 into a who can camp who in station for the longestGǪ..your pawns in the shallow game of which bitter vet held a grudge the longestGǪand managed to get pay backGǪGǪGǪ.congratsGǪ.
YouGÇÖre all losing since you pay to play that way when thereGÇÖs so much more to null sec that what youGÇÖre being fed... .
Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Lucy Oreless
Raptus-Regaliter EntroPraetorian Aegis
104
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Posted - 2013.01.18 17:55:00 -
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Hehe.. I think you are mistaking my joke for being something i believe
Actually i have no love for 0.0 and it's politics My time in lo-sec is still the most fun i have had ingame. I like small fleets and skirmishes... you know, log on drunk with some buds and just undock and go on a roam or camp a gate... not knowing what would turn up.
Noone really cared who got shot or what ships we loose... I'm a drunken (stoned) pirate at heart, not a soldier, leader, sheep or pawn *quick pause for some tears*.
Be gentle Mr Shot Who know's, we might be in the same corporation and be buds under different nicks
[BANNER] Death to Titan-bridges....Death to bubbles....Death to politics.....Let EVE live [END_BANNER] _____________________________________________________________________________________ Do you wanna PVP? Join us -> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=162144 |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.18 23:30:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at how wrong you end up beingGǪ .
Now you know how the rest of us feel when we see a Snot Shot post. Except your trolls reek of ~effort~ |
Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
524
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Posted - 2013.01.19 05:08:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at how wrong you end up beingGǪ . Now you know how the rest of us feel when we see a Snot Shot post. Except your trolls reek of ~effort~ You must be new hear.... . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.19 05:30:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at how wrong you end up beingGǪ . Now you know how the rest of us feel when we see a Snot Shot post. Except your trolls reek of ~effort~ You must be new hear.... .
It would be better if I was. All the smileys and goon-hate would be novel, maybe even funny. Instead it is tired.
I could grab a Snot Shot post from a year ago and drop it in this thread, and no one would notice a difference. |
Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
525
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Posted - 2013.01.19 13:21:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at how wrong you end up beingGǪ . Now you know how the rest of us feel when we see a Snot Shot post. Except your trolls reek of ~effort~ You must be new hear.... . It would be better if I was. All the smileys and goon-hate would be novel, maybe even funny. Instead it is tired. I could grab a Snot Shot post from a year ago and drop it in this thread, and no one would notice a difference. And I could grab any goonie poast from as far back as 2008 and drop it in this thread, and no one would notice a difference....
I am the "Keeper of the Truth" here in CAOD.......and an amazing Bomber Pilot in game.......what are you known for Shep?.......other than being a hater.. . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.19 14:02:00 -
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http://themittani.com/features/cobalt-edge-razor-perspective
"All holdings north of CUT- will be transferred from IRC to RAZOR Alliance in order to create a buffer zone. All holdings south of CUT- will be transferred to R O G U E, giving them the opportunity to grow their alliance and have all their holdings together in one region. IRC themselves will get R O G U E holdings in Oasa and be allowed to keep the Oasa holdings of their main and their alt alliance (IRC-P), leaving them 6-7 constellations to live in and reestablish themselves. Assuming everybody sticks to the restructuring agreement, all parties involved agreed to not shoot each otherGÇÖs structures to guarantee a GÇ£peacefulGÇ¥ co-existence in a politically stable surrounding.
With the new order we will hopefully see R O G U E as a new growing alliance and IRC managing to survive and reorganize in order to once again become fun guys to PVP with."
Who do you think got the short end of the stick here? R O G U E or IRC? GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Varesk
Origin. Black Legion.
272
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Posted - 2013.01.19 19:34:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:http://themittani.com/features/cobalt-edge-razor-perspective
"All holdings north of CUT- will be transferred from IRC to RAZOR Alliance in order to create a buffer zone. All holdings south of CUT- will be transferred to R O G U E, giving them the opportunity to grow their alliance and have all their holdings together in one region. IRC themselves will get R O G U E holdings in Oasa and be allowed to keep the Oasa holdings of their main and their alt alliance (IRC-P), leaving them 6-7 constellations to live in and reestablish themselves. Assuming everybody sticks to the restructuring agreement, all parties involved agreed to not shoot each otherGÇÖs structures to guarantee a GÇ£peacefulGÇ¥ co-existence in a politically stable surrounding.
With the new order we will hopefully see R O G U E as a new growing alliance and IRC managing to survive and reorganize in order to once again become fun guys to PVP with."
Who do you think got the short end of the stick here? R O G U E or IRC?
RZR, due to them batphoning the rest of CFC to help fight IRC. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.19 23:22:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:what are you known for Shep?.......other than being a hater.. .
High quality posting, infinite patience, great generosity, and an excellent cook.
My wife says I'm sexy too, but I'll admit that she is probably biased.
Oh, and not only being on the winning team, but winning against what are proclaimed to be the most elite players Eve has ever or will ever see.
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Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
525
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Posted - 2013.01.19 23:35:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:what are you known for Shep?.......other than being a hater.. . High quality posting, infinite patience, great generosity, and an excellent cook. My wife says I'm sexy too, but I'll admit that she is probably biased. Oh, and not only being on the winning team, but winning against what are proclaimed to be the most elite players Eve has ever or will ever see. So really not much in game as far as you're concernd....
When you're known for anything other than being one of a couple thousand sheep let me know..... . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Axis Raikkonen
Dropbears with Kebabs SpaceMonkey's Alliance
27
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Posted - 2013.01.19 23:48:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:When you're known for anything other than being one of a couple thousand sheep let me know..... . Don't mess with Snot Shot. He's EVE-famous! Which, I'm to understand, is a Pretty Big Thing for a few thousand people in Reykjavik for a few days out of the year.
Heck, just walk up to some random person at Fanfest and say "yeah, so, I'm totes BFFs with Snot Shot" and apparently you'll have your own posse for the rest of the event. Of course, this all assumes that aforementioned random person knows what CAOD is, or even cares. So in all, probably a 3% success rate. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:16:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:So really not much in game as far as you're concernd....
Besides crushing our enemies
Seeing them driven before us
And hearing the lamentation of their women Snot Shot
Yah, not much else going on. Later I might go read about my corpmates' exploits in BBC, New York Times, Forbes, you know, places outside FYAD for EvE CAOD |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:22:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:So really not much in game as far as you're concernd.... Besides crushing our enemies Seeing them driven before us And hearing the lamentation of their women Snot Shot Yah, not much else going on. Later I might go read about my corpmates' exploits in BBC, New York Times, Forbes, you know, places outside FYAD for EvE CAOD
I've been wondering something, why are you smugposting about your coalition's "victories?" GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:27:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Snot Shot wrote:So really not much in game as far as you're concernd.... Besides crushing our enemies Seeing them driven before us And hearing the lamentation of their women Snot Shot Yah, not much else going on. Later I might go read about my corpmates' exploits in BBC, New York Times, Forbes, you know, places outside FYAD for EvE CAOD I've been wondering something, why are you smugposting about your coalition's "victories?"
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep. |
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Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:30:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.
attempts at humor aside... Why GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:42:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.
attempts at humor aside... Why
attempts at serious business aside... Why not |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:44:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.
attempts at humor aside... Why attempts at serious business aside... Why not
Why can't you answer my question? GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Axis Raikkonen
Dropbears with Kebabs SpaceMonkey's Alliance
28
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:46:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.
attempts at humor aside... Why attempts at serious business aside... Why not BECAUSE SPACESHIPS |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 00:48:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.
attempts at humor aside... Why attempts at serious business aside... Why not Why can't you answer my question?
I thought I did.
And even if I didn't, why would I have to? Are you a cop or something? |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide Black Legion.
214
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Posted - 2013.01.20 01:37:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I thought I did.
And even if I didn't, why would I have to? Are you a cop or something?
No I'm not a cop I just asked you a simple question and I'm surprised that you seem unable to answer it. GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 01:45:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
I thought I did.
And even if I didn't, why would I have to? Are you a cop or something?
No I'm not a cop I just asked you a simple question and I'm surprised that you seem unable to answer it.
Maybe you just didn't like the answer. |
Snot Shot
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
525
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Posted - 2013.01.20 05:03:00 -
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Axis Raikkonen wrote:Snot Shot wrote:When you're known for anything other than being one of a couple thousand sheep let me know..... . Don't mess with Snot Shot. He's EVE-famous! Which, I'm to understand, is a Pretty Big Thing for a few thousand people in Reykjavik for a few days out of the year. Heck, just walk up to some random person at Fanfest and say "yeah, so, I'm totes BFFs with Snot Shot" and apparently you'll have your own posse for the rest of the event. Of course, this all assumes that aforementioned random person knows what CAOD is, or even cares. So in all, probably a 3% success rate. I'm just happy to see you two are just now realizing how irrelevant you are when you log in, put your sheep costume on, and fall in carrying your AFK leaders jock strap....
But please........keep telling us about "your" Coalition.....be it that almost everyone in EVE has an alt of some kind in "your" sweet sheep heard, tell us how we are missing out... . Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
365
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Posted - 2013.01.20 06:31:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:Axis Raikkonen wrote:Snot Shot wrote:When you're known for anything other than being one of a couple thousand sheep let me know..... . Don't mess with Snot Shot. He's EVE-famous! Which, I'm to understand, is a Pretty Big Thing for a few thousand people in Reykjavik for a few days out of the year. Heck, just walk up to some random person at Fanfest and say "yeah, so, I'm totes BFFs with Snot Shot" and apparently you'll have your own posse for the rest of the event. Of course, this all assumes that aforementioned random person knows what CAOD is, or even cares. So in all, probably a 3% success rate. I'm just happy to see you two are just now realizing how irrelevant you are when you log in, put your sheep costume on, and fall in carrying your AFK leaders jock strap.... But please........keep telling us about "your" Coalition.....be it that almost everyone in EVE has an alt of some kind in "your" sweet sheep heard, tell us how we are missing out... .
Do you have an alt in goons, or are you a goon alt?
Or is it a distinction without a difference?
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Axis Raikkonen
Dropbears with Kebabs SpaceMonkey's Alliance
31
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Posted - 2013.01.20 15:37:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:I'm just happy to see you two are just now realizing how irrelevant you are when you log in, put your sheep costume on, and fall in carrying your AFK leaders jock strap.... But please........keep telling us about "your" Coalition.....be it that almost everyone in EVE has an alt of some kind in "your" sweet sheep heard, tell us how we are missing out... . Snot Shot posting in CAOD about relevance.
Just gonna pause for a minute to let the irony sink in.
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Okay, carry on. |
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