SMA? Who are SMA

The tenth biggest alliance in the game, capable of amassing a colossal 40 man fleet in their prime time.

So I hear SMA prefers that people fly the core doctrine ship instead of logistics.

Makes perfect sense, of course, who needs logi anyway?

Cobalt Edge is terrible space.

LOCKDOWN.

You guys are getting mighty cocky for an alliance who's latest achievements list "Getting involved in an internet sex scandal" and "Failing to bodyguard pets".

You guys are getting mighty cocky for an alliance who's latest achievements list "Getting involved in an internet sex scandal" and "Failing to bodyguard pets".

TORNAGAs require very little logi.

He mentioned both Tornagas and Welpfleets, I don't know about you but I don't see the point of a Hurricane/Tempest fleet without logi support. They probably couldn't stay alive long enough to neut out one Carrier.

You guys are getting mighty cocky for an alliance who's latest achievements list "Getting involved in an internet sex scandal" and "Failing to bodyguard pets".

So I hear SMA prefers that people fly the core doctrine ship instead of logistics.

Makes perfect sense, of course, who needs logi anyway?

LOCKDOWN.

Varesk,

You probably didnt mean to, but a couple of days ago, when you were doing an attempted lockdown on UQ9-3C, you did a lot to make my game better.

Most of it is that your alliance are people who I unironically call Elite PvP - and you are - are playing in our area, and providing us with both threats and targets.

You and your gang gave some pilots that, frankly, arent very good at PvP the chance to be heroes when we broke up your station camp by killing you and Stefan Kumansky in seperate bombing runs - yes, you were being fed particularly stupid space monkeys, but we were averaging a kill per bombing run, and you didnt want to stay and be a target.

My trainees were walking on air for about the next several days, because you are very very good, and we not only killed you and broke your camp, but also reduced the most effective response of your fleet to smacktalking in local (and thank you for the offer of the shrapnel bombs, by the way).

You also showed them both how ships could passively defend against a bombing run,by spreading out, by tactical use of bubbles and by constant maneuver, and the importance of precise timing and alignment on a bombing run when your flotilla was unsuccessful in killing any of our pilots in return (you got one into armour).

Im looking forward to more good fights with you and yours, and Im expecting that you and yours will quite rapidly help force us to become less terrible at this game.

And if we catch you in any more mistakes, we're going to do our level best to kill you and yours again.

Varesk,

We're allies with SMA - we will turn up to their fleets, and they'll turn up to ours.

And as we share intel channels, then we'll turn up to play with targets in their space, and they'll do the same thing with us.

So feel free to run some more lockdowns. Would you believe many of us were fearful Branch would be a PvP-free wasteland ?

Finally, regarding Elite anything, those who claim to be usually arent.

Hope to see you in space again soon.

Varesk,

You probably didnt mean to, but a couple of days ago, when you were doing an attempted lockdown on UQ9-3C, you did a lot to make my game better.

Most of it is that your alliance are people who I unironically call Elite PvP - and you are - are playing in our area, and providing us with both threats and targets.

You and your gang gave some pilots that, frankly, arent very good at PvP the chance to be heroes when we broke up your station camp by killing you and Stefan Kumansky in seperate bombing runs - yes, you were being fed particularly stupid space monkeys, but we were averaging a kill per bombing run, and you didnt want to stay and be a target.

My trainees were walking on air for about the next several days, because you are very very good, and we not only killed you and broke your camp, but also reduced the most effective response of your fleet to smacktalking in local (and thank you for the offer of the shrapnel bombs, by the way).

You also showed them both how ships could passively defend against a bombing run,by spreading out, by tactical use of bubbles and by constant maneuver, and the importance of precise timing and alignment on a bombing run when your flotilla was unsuccessful in killing any of our pilots in return (you got one into armour).

Im looking forward to more good fights with you and yours, and Im expecting that you and yours will quite rapidly help force us to become less terrible at this game.

And if we catch you in any more mistakes, we're going to do our level best to kill you and yours again.

fakeedit: still looking for these claims that we made about being "elite pvp". fyi, you wont find them, those are ~words~ and ~propaganda!~ that the CFC use to make their alliances feel better about being slaughtered by irrelevant squatters.

Wow, sounds like a fun night (or day, depending on timezones) of bombing.

Varesk,

I want to make this clear - I call you Elite PvP, because you are Elite. I dont use that phrase in the disparaging Mittens way, but to say that, at the moment, I personally regard Black Legion.as one of the two most dangerous PvP entities in the game, with the best fits and the highest skill pilots.

I'm not saying it's what you guys call yourself, as unlike some other groups I could name, you guys dont boast. You just kill things, very very well, and you appear to have a good time doing it. As far as I can tell, you also shouldnt have a need to gee yourself up about mean things SMA said (and a funny bit is the source of the soundcloud recording. Look at the url, and then find him in game).

So, yeah, you can pretend to be angry and sperg about Space Monkeys propaganda if you want, but personally, I'd prefer if you'd just continue being both threats and targets for us.

Who knows, after a bit, we might even all correctly discover the difference between *bridging* a Titan and *jumping* a Titan ... so, in short, by reputation Elo is a chill dude. Try and absorb some of that chill, and simply laugh at the silly monkeys trying to throw poo.

I don't know which side to root for here. I mean everyone involved is posting terribly.

I don't know which side to root for here. I mean everyone involved is posting terribly.

You guys are getting mighty cocky for an alliance who's latest achievements list "Getting involved in an internet sex scandal" and "Failing to bodyguard pets".

WhatGÇÖs going on in here? Is FCON handing out free crayons in the north?
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sent this to the ceos but this is everyones business

home defence - TOGETHER we stand, TOGETHER we fall, TOGETHER we win, and winners take ALL.

From: industrial oblitorator

GÇ£When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.GÇ¥

gday guys,

it concerns me that we are under attack from reds and we have some very good alliances on our doorstep.

brack region
retirement club
srap iron flotilla

they are poking at us to see what our responses and responses times are.

problem is people are not working together.
we are an alliance we work together
forget your bullshit opinions or differences
lets build our teamwork now!

"When you score a goal, or hit a three, or get a touchdown, you dont do it for yourself, you do it for the team cause the name in the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back."

if a home defence fleet is up you do not go off hunting for an afk cloaky
you do not go off and form your own gate camp.
or continue to rat whilst we are fighting

one dude is asking for help to do anoms and another plexes in our space during a fleet engagement in our space

last night two such groups went and did their own things whilst the rest of the pilots had a fight with a gang in our space.

the gate camp was a jump away from us while we where fighting, they did not come to assit the fight at all.
whilst we chased the gang til they logged off the gate camps sat and camped

we took unnessary losses that willbe payed for by the alliance , and should not have to be if all pilots had fleet together and we killed the enemy fleet.

whilst the fight was going on we had capitals in systems the reds where in and the reds started logging in supers in the dozens. these people are not to be joked with, they will bring fights and will start to hit our assets if we show them we cannot work together and annilate them when they come to our space.

GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥

Yikes!! What kind of trouble are you folks causing up there ffsGǪ And why hasnGÇÖt daddy Goon come to rescue their pups yet?

I always thought Venal was the perfect spot for a great bunch of pvp Alliances to work out of, and coupled with the fact that itGÇÖs now surrounded by some of the worst Alliances in the game with shiny toys is looking like this could go on for a while?
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Interesting fact, Razor was not able to hold their space. They had to be given space by their overlords who happen to be us. Also, SMA and Black legion are both irrelevant entities. They could disband tomorrow and nobody would notice. The only people who I hold some credit to is IRC because they do some thing on their own unlike many of the srubs in this thread.

None of you would last a 3 week drawn out campaign against TEST and well....that's just bad.

Interesting fact, Razor was not able to hold their space. They had to be given space by their overlords who happen to be us. Also, SMA and Black legion are both irrelevant entities. They could disband tomorrow and nobody would notice. The only people who I hold some credit to is IRC because they do some thing on their own unlike many of the srubs in this thread.

None of you would last a 3 week drawn out campaign against TEST and well....that's just bad.

What have the CFC done lately except for "Outnumber enemies" and "Lose ships to outnumbered enemies?"

Defeat some terrible alliances stuck in 2007

Interesting fact, Razor was not able to hold their space. They had to be given space by their overlords who happen to be us. Also, SMA and Black legion are both irrelevant entities. They could disband tomorrow and nobody would notice. The only people who I hold some credit to is IRC because they do some thing on their own unlike many of the srubs in this thread.

None of you would last a 3 week drawn out campaign against TEST and well....that's just bad.

Implying TEST is capable of doing anything solo.

PFFFFFT

"Hey guys, we've just gained independence from the GSF leash, what should we do?"

"I dunno, let's ask PL."

I think i will just leave THIS here.

They already did the other day. Formed up 530 to our 73 in EU tz. So not much happened there. 2/1 sure, 7/1 .. Lol time for bombers.

http://www.401k.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15777784

I umm, what?

Not seeing anything on that one.

Yeah, it wont work for some reason, anyway it's your iteron V.

I think i will just leave THIS here.

I only ask one thing: Tracking Links on the Oneiros? Because if so, this will probably lend some favor to my argument that Oneiros > Guaridan, because ships aren't 'teh best' just because everyone uses them and they have cap transfer.

Just sayin'...

Gentlegoons, the time for war may once again be upon us. While we have enjoyed our holidays, Black Legion has broken off its defense of Solar and slunk home to Venal, where Elo Knight has ganged up with fellow travellers 401K - most notable for containing many ex-BoB corps and Sir Molle - and have begun chewing on CFC towers in the area. These towers might just be the odd plat or tech moon, but we are bored and it is time to overreact badly and with crushing force over the next few weeks, which has absolutely nothing to do with my eternal, seething hatred of anything with an Evolution corp ticker.

Would it have been better if Paul Hogan, that guy in Crocodile Dundee, had starred in the Impossible Mission movies instead of that Tom Cruise guy?

That's a relevant question.

The Crayon Wars will be coming to end this evening. FCON/SMA called in the rest of the 40k players to help with the squatters in Venal. I would also like to point out that this ping from mittani is not 100 percent accurate. Its more propaganda to give CFC its motivation to log in and play Eve.

Please sit back and enjoy this awesome Video.

IRC are bad but Razor is worse.

[ *complaints about the CFC planning on blobbing deleted *

Its all fun and games, until someone reinforces a tech moon.

can you link the tracking link oneiros loss mail please. thanks.

also, thanks for fighting.

It was a question, not a statement, good sir.

This is a discussion of the war, not your personal little theorycraft channel, surely if you fail enough you'll make the sky team and you can sit down and armchair fc to your hearts content, hell, you might even think of ARMOR CANES.

D'awwww...I bet you're just sad because we don't have all black crayons in our box, like you do. :3

Wouldn't discussing the weapons of war constitute discussing matters of the war? Or is this whole thread just about accruing points on your invisible score-board of how you're beating Branch residents? I can see the former allowing us to converse like adults, while the latter is just childish and sad.

Also, the Sky Team makes me frown...almost as much as you do, Roddy.

D'awwww...I bet you're just sad because we don't have all black crayons in our box, like you do. :3

Wouldn't discussing the weapons of war constitute discussing matters of the war? Or is this whole thread just about accruing points on your invisible score-board of how you're beating Branch residents? I can see the former allowing us to converse like adults, while the latter is just childish and sad.

Also, the Sky Team makes me frown...almost as much as you do, Roddy.

SMA are fail with fail leadership, one day Goons will realize this and SMA will be no more!

We have been dropping poses and sbus. We dont want your space, but its fun to watch or hear about how you had to form up the entire CFC and waste 5 hours of your time to remove them.

Thank you for your contribution!

Mr Varesk,

Feel free to ignore this advice, but I've generally found it's generally not a good idea to play the enemy's game.

Forming up multiple 250-person fleets and outnumbering the enemy sufficiently so they form up on a Titan and then, seeing your numbers, blueball you is exactly the style of warfare that makes enemies like Space Monkeys dangerous to space- or moon-holding entities.

For those of you who keep score at home, the CFC just took some of the recently-lost moons back.

Mr Varesk and his friends formed up on a Titan and declined to engage. There is some room for debate as to whether they tried to or not, but the actual fighting was mostly some minor bombing with unimportant losses on both sides.

In short, it was all fun and games, and then BL. reinforced a tech moon.

Snotshot,

Are you seriously trying to force me to admit the ClusterFuck Coalition in a *Coalition* ?

In other news, the Goons have been bailed out of the Pandemic Legion headshot of VFK by Space Monkeys Alliance and Fidelis Constans. Will the Goons maintain their independance after this ?

The Martini ... LARPGÇÖing

Snot Shot u so funnie. I like old overused jokes, they're easy to digest in my tiny monkey brain.

Less threads more dreads. Love you. <3 <3 xoxo

Honestly itGÇÖs one of the finniest things IGÇÖve ever seen with him giving the camera that look like GÇ£I should have a helmet on for this oneGÇ¥GǪ..

So if another platinum moon is taken will the GÇ£Bat SignalGÇ¥ go up over the north asking TEST to come save you alsoGǪ.. yah knowGǪGǪGǪsince were comparing the VFK freak show to whatGÇÖs up in Venal and the fact that TEST was even called in to save Goonies at that pointGǪ
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Mr Varesk,

Feel free to ignore this advice, but I've generally found it's generally not a good idea to play the enemy's game.

Forming up multiple 250-person fleets and outnumbering the enemy sufficiently so they form up on a Titan and then, seeing your numbers, blueball you is exactly the style of warfare that makes enemies like Space Monkeys dangerous to space- or moon-holding entities.

For those of you who keep score at home, the CFC just took some of the recently-lost moons back.

Mr Varesk and his friends formed up on a Titan and declined to engage. There is some room for debate as to whether they tried to or not, but the actual fighting was mostly some minor bombing with unimportant losses on both sides.

In short, it was all fun and games, and then BL. reinforced a tech moon.

Friends are a great thing to have, especially in internet spaceships. Don't they preach that in schools nowadays? The power of friendship? :rainbow:

Works out much better than trying to be mighty LONE RANGER DESU.

Who's your favorite goonie? I like Chunk. Data is a close second.

My concern is that, yet again, you are getting robbed of your opportunity to GÇ£play EVEGÇ¥ as it was meant to be played in null sec..
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inb4 I'm not playing EVE the way you want me t-

Oh, wait, you just said that.

See IGÇÖm just concerned that youGÇÖre not being given the opportunity to play it the way you want toGǪGǪGǪ.you're just being told how it is and accepting it. ThatGÇÖs too bad tbh but itGÇÖs not your fault..
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Where have I heard that before? Ah, I know where.

Liberate the oppressed peoples of the Middle East from the evil reign of Islam so they may know the sweet, juicy taste of western freedom and McRib sandwiches!

So you admit youGÇÖre being oppressed in a video game you pay for each month to playGǪGǪ..but donGÇÖt really get to play it...

WelpGǪGǪ..IGÇÖm sure once you guys get Venal SBUGÇÖed and have camped BL etc into station for a few months it will all be good in dah north and you can get back toGǪGǪ..ratting so you can affordGǪ..some ships that the Tech moons you have should just buy you now? Wudup wit dat?...

Help, help, I'm being repressed! And who says I pay RL monies? Those nice shiny moons are good for more than just SRP.

That Venal SBU joke was funny about a week ago, now it's just kind of stale like crusty old Snot. (Ha!)

Luv u babby xoxo <3<3<3 :hugz:

logging into EVE

Btw the SBU thing will never get oldGǪ..

what happened to Branch Co?

BL. pressed the Sov Warfare button, and it became a Coalition op *shrug* Hotdrop carriers, gank ratters, lock down stations and its all good. But, as I said earlier, it stopped being fun and games once you reinforced a tech moon.

I just got back from another fleet where we reinforced towers and you guys - again - declined to engage, apart from a remarkably unsuccessful Pizza bombing attempt-ette.

This is rapidly becoming less of a good war for bombers.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=7121&view=losses&m=01&y=2013

considering you have nothing to do with the sma/fcon now with lawn/rzr kicking the squatters out of venal, maybe you should go post in that thread about what goons are doing now a days or even trolling Zagdul and his no fun brigade over the loss of the super carriers today. because you know, if you own a super you can only use it when your high command says its ok. talk about not having any fun in eve online.

glad i am not a member of the no fun squad.

I had plenty of fun slapping you and the terrible pets you were hired to protect around in The Kalevala Expanse.

BL. pressed the Sov Warfare button

I have no idea what i am talking about, so i will just make stuff up an try to be cool. i do envy you guys, you have reset them. something our alliance does not know how to do. 0707070707m8m8m8m8m8m8.

controlling your game.

Losses like this - thats what you guys are supposed to be doing to the Branch residents. FFS, theres a Space Monkey and an Fcon on that killmail.

http://www.black-legion.ca/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4838

What do you think we're trying to get out of this campaign?

After you hit the 'Sov Warfar' button ? It looks like you're trying to get practice at Makalu-style not-undocking, combined with new and innovative techniques in bomber welps.

Your alliance and coalition are also seemingly getting practice at SMA-style ratting losses.

Are your guys watching local and the intel channels ? Maybe a couple of corp mails are in order ? I mean, on top of the 'no mining' order (shoot blues erry day) ... I mean, Venal is showing 20k NPC kills in your pipe. Thats some impressive carebearing.

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Venal#npc24

No, actually.

You were doing that a couple of weeks ago, when you were bouncing supercaps into and out of Branch, locking down stations and so on.

But its now clear you cant control timers in either EUTZ or USTZ.

AUTZ ? You probably can. Probably.

That said, you guys have made mistakes re-stronting towers as well, so I dont think you can guarantee anything coming out in AUTZ.

Frankly, rolling 20-30 person gangs and hotdropping ratting carriers in branch was you playing your game and controlling our game, and the rest of the CFC would have pointed and laughed as we were unable to deal with you.

But instead, you made the mistake of hitting the Sov Warfare button.

Losses like this - thats what you guys are supposed to be doing to the Branch residents. FFS, theres a Space Monkey and an Fcon on that killmail.

http://www.black-legion.ca/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=4838

Or for your allies (and, yes, thats a tractor beam. Its a ratting Nighthawk).

http://www.vandiemensdemise.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=37846

I just want to know when SMA is going to be reset for losing all of its Tech moons? Because it will happen with out CFC help.

So here's the story as I've heard it.

One of our guys noticed a Jump Freighter cyno in off a mining POS in VG-. The JF started unanchoring modules and we thought that perhaps, just perhaps, this nerd was going to be stupid enough to get caught. We formed a gang and awaited the opportunity.

He finished unanchoring and logged the JF off inside the POS - but warped a Manticore in and started unanchoring the tower. We waited to see if the JF would come back, but no, a Viator from a different corp decloaks and relaunches the tower, starting the online process. Despairing that perhaps we were not to get a JF kill that night after all, we became curious just exactly what they were mining as the moon was listed as Tungsten.

We probed it and found out it was an unlisted Tech moon. The guys immediately formed a large bomber torp team plus a few supers to stop it getting onlined in time. Gentlemen's Agreement vigilantly tried to defend the tower alone, whelping two gangs to our bombers before finally calling for CFC help, claiming that they had caps trapped in the tower as the excuse.

A friend of a friend in GSF convo'd one of our FCs to ask what was up and why we were hitting a Tungsten moon, and boy was he in for a surprise when he found out Gents had a Tech moon on the sly, which they had claimed was just a staging tower.

The story goes that a complete rescanning of all GENTS moons was done and 5 more sly techs were found, all confiscated now.

I just want to know when SMA is going to be reset for losing all of its Tech moons? Because it will happen with out CFC help.

I love SMA, yes we ain't the best pvpers In the world but Jesus we don't seem to moan and just get on with it, it's the rest if eve that ***** and moan :)

Cyas on the battlefield dudes :)

And it only took the exact counter and double the numbers with no less than ten alliances. gg

It does seem a bit desperate to laud one middling victory after being dunked more times than the party s.lut in the hot tub.

Ahhh poor little chyph3r, I see that your bitching and moaning habits have not changed at all? Your pissed coz you was kicked out from our so called fail alliance and can't let it go, so on almost every post you do you state the above... Let it go dude it's a game bro! (Also say something towards the thread man or stop boring us please :)

What about Gents.......C/D?

ChYph3r don't let claytis get to you hes just sore that after the great speech from SMA's leadership how they, FCON and LAWN were going to clear out Venal they found out that the onlt people that were getting cleared out was them.

Hell they even had to invent a corp riddled with spies letting all their secrets out. to defend the fact that they were getting their fleets ripped apart. and so had to go cap in hand to GOON and the rest of the CFC for help.

*laughs uproariously*

Go find the soundcloud of that speech.

Then look at the address you got it from.

Then cross-reference the name in that address with your handy list of known 401k Titan pilots.

See any similarities ?

After all we are the corp that is supposed to be full of 401k spies the fact that this is the same corp that when in a previous alliance helped to defend our space against 401k successfully i may add, and hell if imperial legion could defend their space and manage to kick out 401k then what does that say about SMA, FCON and LAWN

Carmizan, he's not getting to me. Hes no one of importance even though he thinks he is lol.

Not getting to you? Then why u still here bitching and moaning? You moan about us being fail and yet you was kicked from the fail lmao you should not even be able to comment here!

Secondly have we lost sov yet? I can't see that we have, intact I see we have gained sov not lost it over the last few months.... SMA ain't full if PVPers and nor do we say we are! People say we are worst alliance In Game and people ***** and moan about us, but we still here standing! Yes we may need help to defend our space and many before us have had the amount as we have; even BL and nc dot! Jesus gents its part of null life, so I say to you this....

Either do something yourselfs to justify your moaning and high almighty attitude ( yes chyph3r that's aimed at you!) or stop bitching and get back to your PVE and bad attitude and bore another forum with something that entails you!

Well, this battle report shows a lot of dead Black Legion. and very few dead Space Monkeys

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?br=http%3A%2F%2Feve-kill.net%2F%3Fa%3Dkill_related%26kll_id%3D15846095&Get_Off_My_Lawn=blue&SpaceMonkey_s_Alliance=blue&Fatal_Ascension=blue&Gentlemen_s_Agreement=blue&Goonswarm_Federation=blue&Tactical_Narcotics_Team=blue&Executive_Outcomes=blue&C_NVICTED=blue&Fidelas_Constans=blue&Black_Legion_=red&RAZOR_Alliance=blue&Corp__Finnish_Space_Armory=blue&Scrap_Iron_Flotilla_=red&The_Retirement_Club=red#assign



Im sure we will get an update to the running score from our friends in Black Legion. ... but I'd just like to say special thanks to my friends in SMA for fleeting up and taking the fight to the enemy.

Where have I heard that before? Ah, I know where.

Liberate the oppressed peoples of the Middle East from the evil reign of Islam so they may know the sweet, juicy taste of western freedom and McRib sandwiches!

Edit: Forgot the most important part.

Love you Snotty-poo xoxo <3<3

We claimed we wanted good fights? What?

We expected good fights because of IRC's history of defense, but that is certainly not why we started this. If we started this just for the fights then we wouldn't have asked for CFC support in HB-.

No, it was all about hurting IRC. The goal was never to take the space, or to kill IRC outright, but it was a very ambiguous endgame of making IRC smaller and less able to annoy us while we were deployed.

We took a couple systems, saw a couple corps and a not-small amount of regular members leaving and backed off for the holidays and to see what would happen....then IRC just kept falling apart. Welp.

We claimed we wanted good fights? What?

We expected good fights because of IRC's history of defense, but that is certainly not why we started this. If we started this just for the fights then we wouldn't have asked for CFC support in HB-.

No, it was all about hurting IRC. The goal was never to take the space, or to kill IRC outright, but it was a very ambiguous endgame of making IRC smaller and less able to annoy us while we were deployed.

We took a couple systems, saw a couple corps and a not-small amount of regular members leaving and backed off for the holidays and to see what would happen....then IRC just kept falling apart. Welp.

Anyone who thinks the CFC is after BL because they're badposters/PITAs is sadly misinformed. BL had tech moons. They no longer possess those tech moons. Everything from here on out is just for ~gudfites~.

Anyone who thinks the CFC is after BL because they're badposters/PITAs is sadly misinformed. BL had tech moons. They no longer possess those tech moons. Everything from here on out is just for ~gudfites~.

Say the guy that needed to batphone the rest of the CFC to fight IRC.

Blobbers gonna blob.

Aside from that, why does that have to do with you no longer owning Tech?

Blobbers gonna blob.

Aside from that, why does that have to do with you no longer owning Tech?

why would i care about tech? this is something that you have been led to believe. we shoot your moons to get fights. if we didnt shoot moons you would all stay docked up. I have been on roams when there were 30 of us in fleet. we went to goons/fcon/fa/smas main systems. no one would undock and fight. so, shoot your moons that you care so much about and hopefully get fights.

tech moons are the easiest, also get the biggest response from the cfc. REDPETCTASAVEOURTECHMOONBECAUSEWECANT
or reinforce your lower end moons and get a more manageable numbers. we have taken some of your TECH moons, but only because you either 1) didnt have the required 3-1 odds to undock, 2)you didnt have a FC online or 3) no one told goons.
either way this is all trivial atm. in the past two weeks we made CFC pretty mad. so mad they are camping us in. so please, cheast beat all you want about taking back moons while members CFC talk smack in k3j local.

i am going to leave you a video, please watch it.

RZR/C02 vs. BL/PIZZA


in the end we all know that the mighty RAZOR had to call in help from the rest of the CFC to fight IRC. which is pretty funny considering how much CFC have called them ****.

Kamden - I think what your missing is the fact that you don't have a choice in the way you "deal" with BL and Co....

There's not an Alliance among your **** heap of fail that could win an even fight against any of these "leet" pvp Alliances so you keep throwing the "You thought you could take on the CFC!!"..........when you know full well their intent was never to do that, but you can't defend your assets any other way...

Carry on...
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BL wanted a fight with the CFC. Now they got a fight with the CFC.

Everyone wins.

Oh, and "even fight" did get a bit of a chuckle out of me, so I'll grant you a +0.125 for that.

BL wanted a fight with the CFC. Now they got a fight with the CFC.

Everyone wins.


Oh, and "even fight" did get a bit of a chuckle out of me, so I'll grant you a +0.125 for that.

Can't you just use jumpclones?

Yep

Go post on Kugu about how you are better at FCing than a dead dog.

Hey look at all the black legion on that killmail

THAT'S THE JOKE

(it's you, you're the joke)

The joke is none of the above Snot!

I will tell you the joke that is 0.0 in a few sentences.
2 years ago the leet PVP'rs in 0.0 was making daily smug remarks about hi-sec and how care-bears was such losers and couldn't kill as much as a rat etc...
Today hi-sec care-bears holds almost all the sov in your precious 0.0 and the "leet's" are scattered around in empire-pockets (where they are safe) like bugs on a windshield.

Now that's a punchline!

The moral here could be something like "be careful who you invite"

Lucy GÇô Each time you poast I cringe at how wrong you end up beingGǪ

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Now you know how the rest of us feel when we see a Snot Shot post. Except your trolls reek of ~effort~

You must be new hear....
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It would be better if I was. All the smileys and goon-hate would be novel, maybe even funny. Instead it is tired.

I could grab a Snot Shot post from a year ago and drop it in this thread, and no one would notice a difference.

http://themittani.com/features/cobalt-edge-razor-perspective

"All holdings north of CUT- will be transferred from IRC to RAZOR Alliance in order to create a buffer zone. All holdings south of CUT- will be transferred to R O G U E, giving them the opportunity to grow their alliance and have all their holdings together in one region. IRC themselves will get R O G U E holdings in Oasa and be allowed to keep the Oasa holdings of their main and their alt alliance (IRC-P), leaving them 6-7 constellations to live in and reestablish themselves. Assuming everybody sticks to the restructuring agreement, all parties involved agreed to not shoot each otherGÇÖs structures to guarantee a GÇ£peacefulGÇ¥ co-existence in a politically stable surrounding.

With the new order we will hopefully see R O G U E as a new growing alliance and IRC managing to survive and reorganize in order to once again become fun guys to PVP with."

Who do you think got the short end of the stick here? R O G U E or IRC?

what are you known for Shep?.......other than being a hater..
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High quality posting, infinite patience, great generosity, and an excellent cook.

My wife says I'm sexy too, but I'll admit that she is probably biased.


Oh, and not only being on the winning team, but winning against what are proclaimed to be the most elite players Eve has ever or will ever see.

When you're known for anything other than being one of a couple thousand sheep let me know.....
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So really not much in game as far as you're concernd....

Besides crushing our enemies

Seeing them driven before us

And hearing the lamentation of their women Snot Shot


Yah, not much else going on. Later I might go read about my corpmates' exploits in BBC, New York Times, Forbes, you know, places outside FYAD for EvE CAOD

I've been wondering something, why are you smugposting about your coalition's "victories?"

I wanted to smug post about my cooking skills, but everyone just seems to want to talk about spaceships and sheep.

attempts at humor aside... Why

attempts at serious business aside... Why not

attempts at serious business aside... Why not

Why can't you answer my question?

I thought I did.

And even if I didn't, why would I have to? Are you a cop or something?

No I'm not a cop I just asked you a simple question and I'm surprised that you seem unable to answer it.

Don't mess with Snot Shot. He's EVE-famous! Which, I'm to understand, is a Pretty Big Thing for a few thousand people in Reykjavik for a few days out of the year.

Heck, just walk up to some random person at Fanfest and say "yeah, so, I'm totes BFFs with Snot Shot" and apparently you'll have your own posse for the rest of the event. Of course, this all assumes that aforementioned random person knows what CAOD is, or even cares. So in all, probably a 3% success rate.

I'm just happy to see you two are just now realizing how irrelevant you are when you log in, put your sheep costume on, and fall in carrying your AFK leaders jock strap....

But please........keep telling us about "your" Coalition.....be it that almost everyone in EVE has an alt of some kind in "your" sweet sheep heard, tell us how we are missing out...
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I'm just happy to see you two are just now realizing how irrelevant you are when you log in, put your sheep costume on, and fall in carrying your AFK leaders jock strap....

But please........keep telling us about "your" Coalition.....be it that almost everyone in EVE has an alt of some kind in "your" sweet sheep heard, tell us how we are missing out...
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High quality posting, infinite patience, great generosity, and an excellent cook.

My wife says I'm sexy too, but I'll admit that she is probably biased.



Oh, and not only being on the winning team, but winning against what are proclaimed to be the most elite players Eve has ever or will ever see.

Snot Shot posting in CAOD about relevance.

Just gonna pause for a minute to let the irony sink in.
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Who do you think got the short end of the stick here? R O G U E or IRC?

Do you have an alt in goons, or are you a goon alt?

Or is it a distinction without a difference?