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NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:13:00 -
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Load them into torpedoes and have them go all Angry Marine on HBC.
Sit back and watch who wins.
Snag a tech moon in exchange for the boom boom guns
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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
749
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:27:00 -
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I'd use my Dust Bunny to fight the ground battle to my space battle and and and...
...We would conquer the known galaxy!!! 
ISD Cyberdyne
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Sir SmashAlot
The League of Extraordinary Opportunists
Intergalactic Conservation Movement
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Posted - 2013.01.10 03:16:00 -
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I will use a dust bunny as a doorman for my captains quarters  |
Keras Authion
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
113
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Posted - 2013.01.10 06:44:00 -
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I was thinking of waxing my ship with them but if they have metallic parts that'll just scratch the paint
This post was rated "C" for capsuleer. |
Jess Maine
Kaesong Kosmonauts
Test Alliance Please Ignore
41
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Posted - 2013.01.10 07:36:00 -
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Wait for the game to die so they can release it on the PC, they don't even have to compete with the casual shooter that is Planetside 2. |
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
314
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Posted - 2013.01.10 07:38:00 -
[66] - Quote
Use him to modify my sell orders while I sleep/work |
TheBlueMonkey
Don't Be a Menace
That Red Alliance
335
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Posted - 2013.01.10 12:08:00 -
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I just think it's nice that we now have a member of the eve community that's lower than miners.
Must be nice for them to look down on someone for once :) |
Carribean Queen
Vadimus Quarrier Works
The Big Dirty
13
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Posted - 2013.01.10 12:42:00 -
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Thomas Gore wrote:They should be loaded in our festival launchers for a new *splat* type effect on impact.
Make this happen CCP! |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
23
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Posted - 2013.01.10 12:50:00 -
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All this talk about Dust Bunnies makes me think about Tonari no Totoro. |
Shalia Ripper
292
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Posted - 2013.01.10 12:53:00 -
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My exotic dancers aren't going to oil themselves!
Wait....
Why yes...yes they are.
Why can't I just delete my signature CCP? WHYYYYYYY?
Signatures have consequences - Malcanis
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Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
144
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Posted - 2013.01.10 13:02:00 -
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Dust bunnies... here come the unwashed masses.
I can hardly wait for the massive influx of additional beggars and other "street people" in Jita Local...
Please, CCP... can't we have a game mechanic, perhaps in PI, where I can just gather these guys up in truck for like an ISK a day and whisk them off to work on my "farms" ?
Maybe put them in spacesuits and glue them to mining drones with little hammers to give a boost to the mining yield ?
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Khergit Deserters
631
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Posted - 2013.01.10 15:54:00 -
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Start a sumo league with good prizes and watch them wrestle each other.
If you find out one is a non-EVE player regular buttom masher, offer to double his isk.
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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Usagi Toshiro
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.01.10 16:53:00 -
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ISD Cyberdyne wrote:I'd use my Dust Bunny to fight the ground battle to my space battle and and and... ...We would conquer the known galaxy!!!
If DUST514 was available for PC I would use this strategy as I don't own a PS3. Also, I could convince more of my non EVE playing friends to try DUST if it was on the PC. Make it PC and via STEAM and watch the magic happen.
**Edit** Until then, my dustbunny will be keeping my CQ and ships clean and minty fresh. |
Khergit Deserters
631
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Posted - 2013.01.10 17:22:00 -
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Carribean Queen wrote:Thomas Gore wrote:They should be loaded in our festival launchers for a new *splat* type effect on impact. Make this happen CCP!
Hey, maybe they could do a tie-in to Disney's new remake of The Rocketeer!
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
334
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Posted - 2013.01.10 17:51:00 -
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Bore-swabs for my Heavy Autocannon.
'Dummy' rounds for same. 
Tampions for same.
Bomb bay janitor.
Mess attendant for formal meals in the wardroom.
Disposable courrier.
Cut off his arms and legs, hang him on the wardroom bulkhead, and call him Art.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
334
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Posted - 2013.01.10 17:53:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:I'd like to use him as a surf board to enter some planets atmosphere while surfing into the sunrise.
Obscure reference Win.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Skorpynekomimi
359
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Posted - 2013.01.10 19:04:00 -
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Lubricant.
Structural reinforcement. HOLD THOSE PLATES TOGETHER.
Boarding parties. |
Henry Haphorn
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
388
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Posted - 2013.01.10 19:10:00 -
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vyshnegradsky wrote:Only when the door opens. I say take bets on how far they can run before the slaver hounds catch up to them.
The Door doesn't swing open. It slides. And with powerful hydraulics, it can slice a merc in two.
Adapt or Die |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
234
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Posted - 2013.01.10 19:25:00 -
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Planetary Bombardment Testing
"Ok, good stand right there....." *orbital cannon shot strikes surface of planet * "Ok, how did that look?" *silence* "Hello?"
I go well with Coca Cola... |
Anyura
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
28
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Posted - 2013.01.10 21:21:00 -
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*battle music plays*
Dust Bunny, I choose you!
*throws ball*
*hideous creature appears and starts gently drooling from the side of it's mouth*
"....Bun.....Bun...?" |
Macks Artilius
The Circus Corp
Intrepid Crossing
71
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Posted - 2013.01.11 01:52:00 -
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I'd use him to paint my Bhaalgorn. If he's lucky, as a painter. If he's unlucky, as paint. |
Charlepetit LaJoie
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2013.01.11 03:16:00 -
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I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*
* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.) |
Veronica Kerrigan
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
59
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Posted - 2013.01.11 04:16:00 -
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Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*
* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.)
If by giving them ISK you mean giving them something I bought for them, and by something I bought for them you mean high powered shells, then yes I will be giving them ISK. I am sure the shockwave will knock the dust off as well, so they aren;t too dusty. Not that I would let them on my beautiful minmatar ships. They would manage to get it dirtier than they already are.
P.S. All gender identification of dust bunnies will require is patience. Give it a month, and you should be pretty sure. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
342
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Posted - 2013.01.11 15:15:00 -
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Veronica Kerrigan wrote:Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*
* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.) If by giving them ISK you mean giving them something I bought for them, and by something I bought for them you mean high powered shells, then yes I will be giving them ISK. I am sure the shockwave will knock the dust off as well, so they aren;t too dusty. Not that I would let them on my beautiful minmatar ships. They would manage to get it dirtier than they already are. P.S. All gender identification of dust bunnies will require is patience. Give it a month, and you should be pretty sure.
Gender identification of Dust Bunnies is quick and simple, using the following test: Call your Dust Bunny 'Sweet Cheeks." If it flips you off, or makes rude nosise, it's Male. If it tries to rip your lungs out, it's Female.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
SB Rico
the united
Negative Ten.
135
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Posted - 2013.01.11 16:38:00 -
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1. Jettison him in space to uncloak haulers.
2. Pay him $1.50 an hour to clean the captains quarters
3. Breed him and open up EVE's first pet shop
4. Give him a clipboard and get him to follow me around so people think I am important
5. Teach him to say "Polly wanna cracker" and "Pieces of Eight"so my parrot can take a well needed break.
Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.
Killing me should be for free. |
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