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Anyura
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:39:00 -
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Congratulations, capsuleer - you are now the proud owner of a Dust 514 Mercanary, together with the foaming-at-the-mouth PS3 player that controls it. But tell me, dwellers of New Eden, what exactly do you *do* with such a creature? How could you, as a space pilot, make use of one?
A couple to get the ball rolling:
1) Give the Dust Bunny a welding torch and space suit and use him as an armor repairer.
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems. |
Mire Stoude
Antelope with Night Vision Goggles
62
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:45:00 -
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Raise one to be a racing bunny. Compete him/her against other racing dust bunnies for prizes. If they lose we execute them. |
Lord Zim
2276
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:45:00 -
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Doorstop.
Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home. |
Olleybear
I R' Carebear
166
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:56:00 -
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Someone annoys me in local chat, I find out where their PI installation is, send my very own dust bunny there to take it from them.
When it comes to PvP, I am like a chiwawa hanging from a grizzley bears pair of wrinklies for dear life. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:56:00 -
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Anyura wrote:
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6284
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:58:00 -
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Olleybear wrote:Someone annoys me in local chat, I find out where their PI installation is, send my very own dust bunny there to take it from them.
Surfin's DustBunny (my dust bunny) is at your service 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Romvex
421
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:05:00 -
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Biofuel. Fly Trap. Slaver hound food. Fertilizer. Dolls for my pet rogue drones. lab rats. spare ammo for projectile guns. weapon testing platforms. target practice. to name a few
Post with your main |
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
379
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:10:00 -
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Dust bunnies are not funny!
This is serious business. Do realize how many man hours are wasted each year, chasing dust bunnies around the furniture?
It's a travesty, and must be stopped!
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vyshnegradsky
Organized-Chaos
Apocalypse Now.
46
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:11:00 -
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Only when the door opens. I say take bets on how far they can run before the slaver hounds catch up to them.
This one's a bit over the edge guys.
Locked for breaking... well, pretty much all the rules.
- CCP Falcon |
Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant
Tribal Band
373
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:18:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Anyura wrote:
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.
I want corpses strapped onto my pod
"Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane."
EDIT:
one use: load into launchers to test the strength of shields
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Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
498
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:20:00 -
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T2 versions of the Unit of Lag |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
1426
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:20:00 -
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Tarn Kugisa wrote:I want corpses strapped onto my pod
"Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane."
Looks like we have a badass over here.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
239
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:24:00 -
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Romvex wrote:...Slaver hound food...
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
521
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:25:00 -
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wtb dust bunny corps
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Jonah Gravenstein
Overly Complex Security Innovations
4925
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:28:00 -
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Chaff.
Always bet on stupid, CCP can't patch stupid.
The measure of success in Eve is not monetary worth,
it's how effectively you can bend others to your will. |
Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Heavy Industries
39
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:36:00 -
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Tarn Kugisa wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Anyura wrote:
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style. I want corpses strapped onto my pod "Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane." EDIT: one use: load into launchers to test the strength of shields
Do it Serenity style, perhaps the Blood Raiders will not shoot you and let you pass through their territory. We need custom paint jobs for this.
Edit:
The Cruor looks like a good fit for this. |
Charlepetit LaJoie
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
97
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:15:00 -
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Sabotage enemy resources:
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4d0b97b64bd7c89d4b1f0000/cookie-thief-steal-take-grab-sneak-rabbit-bunny.jpg |
RubyPorto
SniggWaffe
YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2339
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:24:00 -
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Ammo.
This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
Guess Who's Back. -á Back Again. |
Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
479
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:27:00 -
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use it as a targetting relay for my orbital bombardments.. and tell him they are precision strikes, so he can be pretty close, then use the mass aoe version.
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Thgil Goldcore
Advenus Classem
482
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:31:00 -
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Always arrive late for orbital strikes... Just so that way I can hear him yell 'DAMNIT WHERES MY AIR SUPPORT!" ^_^ |
Charlepetit LaJoie
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
98
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:09:00 -
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Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."
Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!"
Everytime you see a really short Dust Bunny, ask him, "How's the weather down there?"
Spam Dust Bunnies with EVE mails that read, "Hey, look. Your hair is starting to thin on top."
Buy your allied troops helmets with communications atennae. Then tell them, "You all look like ants from up here."
Close every Dust Bunny communication with, "Thanks guys. You are the wind beneath my wings." |
iskflakes
Magnets Inc.
256
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:18:00 -
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Can I sell them on the market?
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Romvex
421
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:29:00 -
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Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."
Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!"
Everytime you see a really short Dust Bunny, ask him, "How's the weather down there?"
Spam Dust Bunnies with EVE mails that read, "Hey, look. Your hair is starting to thin on top."
Buy your allied troops helmets with communications atennae. Then tell them, "You all look like ants from up here."
Close every Dust Bunny communication with, "Thanks guys. You are the wind beneath my wings."
THIS
Post with your main |
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
1082
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:57:00 -
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Do they fit in the festival launcher?
Nyan |
Jamyl Khanid
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
39
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:00:00 -
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iskflakes wrote:Can I sell them on the market?
Livestock I believe. |
Removal Tool
Unleet Industries LLC
Lunar Industries Partnership
23
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:01:00 -
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They are all fluffy and cute, but don't let them on your ship, because once they start to multiply it's almost impossible to get rid of them. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
705
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:05:00 -
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1) Beating-dummy.
2) Beating-dummy.
3) Beating-dummy.
4) Beating-dummy.
5) Beating-dummy.
6) (There is no 6)
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101) Beating-dummy.
102) Beating-dummy.
Meta-gaming for carebears:
Whine on the forums like a little ***** until CCP gets sick of you and hands you everything you ask for just to shut you up. |
Gryvern Otomeya
Lave Station Industrial
0
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:33:00 -
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Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."
Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!""
These two right here.....Gold. 
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Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
62
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:41:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Anyura wrote:
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.
this all the way, paint the ship red and mount an AA gun on it for good measure
Nivin Sajjad > we fly perpetually networked, neural interfaced spaceships yet can't communicate coordinates to each other without physically passing back and forth little pieces of paper. it's weird |
Mars Theran
Red Rogue Squadron
1594
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:44:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Anyura wrote:
2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.
I thought that was Reaver style; with a few chains helping to keep him there anyway.
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