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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:05:00 -
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Hello Space Friends;
My name is sky captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I am here to inform you of an outstanding opportunity awaiting each and every one of you. Following the unprecedented success of Operation : Goonswarm Shrugged, it has been decided that we shall expand these operations. Whereas previously ice interdiction efforts had been limited to Gallente space and the bounty payouts were exclusive to Goonswarm Federation and her allies, it has been decided that both of these limitations shall be rescinded. In plain English, this means that youGÇöyes, you, dear pubbieGÇömay now participate in high-security ganking subsidized by bounty payouts; moreover, these operations shall expand to include Caldari high security space as well as Gallente high security space.
So how does this work? It's very simple. Any ship on the below list is eligible for a bounty payout, so long as it is destroyed in Caldari or Gallente high security space. Let me say that again: in order for a kill to be eligible for bounty payouts, the kill must occur in either Caldari high security space or Gallente high security space. Another provision is that the killmail must be API-verified in order for the pilot to receive payment.
ELIGIBLE SHIPS & BOUNTY PAYOUTS 500 million ISK : Anshar, Ark, Nomad, Rhea 250 million ISK : Orca; Charon, Fenrir, Obelisk, Providence 25 million ISK : Hulk 10 million ISK : Mackinaw; Capsule* 5 million ISK : Covetor, Procurer, Retriever, Skiff; Bustard, Crane, Impel, Mastodon, Occator, Prorator, Prowler, Viator *Note: In order to receive 10 million ISK for a capsule kill, the specific capsule must belong to the pilot of one of the ships for which you are submitting a killmail that meets the eligibility requirements; i.e., if you kill a Hulk and get his pod, that's 35 million ISK for you, but if you kill a Hulk and some random guy's pod that's just 25 million ISK. In order to verify your API for eligibility with this program, please click this link and send the API details to one of the individuals on the contact list. Be sure to send EVEmails for bounty payout requests from the character that's on the killmail, or else you WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING.
To submit your request for a bounty payout, send one (1) killmail per evemail with the subject "GOONSWARM SHRUGGED" to one (1) of the individuals on the contact list at the bottom of this post. Any double-posts or mails sent to multiple individuals on the contact list WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING, and you may find yourself blacklisted from the program. Proper format for bounty payout requests (via EVEmail) is illustrated with this example:
Quote:GOONSWARM SHRUGGED From: Lyris Nairn Sent : 2011.10.03 18:48 To: thecrate
2011.10.01 17:09:00
Victim: Argozalla Corp: Azure Horizon Alliance: Unknown Faction: Unknown Destroyed: Retriever System: Deninard Security: 0.7 Damage Taken: 1265
Involved parties:
Name: Lyris Nairn (laid the final blow) Security: -0.7 Corp: GoonWaffe Alliance: Goonswarm Federation Faction: NONE Ship: Typhoon Weapon: Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I Damage Done: 1265
Destroyed items:
Hobgoblin I (Drone Bay) Expanded Cargohold II, Qty: 2 Warrior I (Drone Bay) Ice Harvester II
Dropped items:
Ice Harvester II If you have any questions about this program, please do not hesitate to contact one of the individuals on the contact list.
CONTACTS : andski, aryndel vyst, spookydonut, thecrate, venus vermillion |
R0ot
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:21:00 -
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Time to buy Oxygen Isotopes I guess. |
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
11
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:27:00 -
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what about caldari and gallente lowsec |
MrWhitei God
Heretic Army
2
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:36:00 -
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Hi Lyris Nairn,
I noticed this offer was only open to Caldari high security space and Gallente high security space.
Is this offer open to Minmatar high security space? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1133
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:10:00 -
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Not as of right now. |
Tyrone Cashmoney
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:11:00 -
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You should have said "yes." |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1133
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:13:00 -
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That would have been dishonest. |
Trusty Jutspezic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:30:00 -
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Hatsumi Kobayashi wrote:what about caldari and gallente lowsec
Low sec ganking doesn't involve getting concorded and therefore it is its own reward. Besides, good luck finding miners in low sec. |
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
11
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:36:00 -
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Trusty Jutspezic wrote:Hatsumi Kobayashi wrote:what about caldari and gallente lowsec Low sec ganking doesn't involve getting concorded and therefore it is its own reward. Besides, good luck finding miners in low sec.
I have downed a skiff and a hulk :colbert: |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1133
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:38:00 -
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Hatsumi Kobayashi wrote:Trusty Jutspezic wrote:Hatsumi Kobayashi wrote:what about caldari and gallente lowsec Low sec ganking doesn't involve getting concorded and therefore it is its own reward. Besides, good luck finding miners in low sec. I have downed a skiff and a hulk :colbert: Submit any eligible payout requests. |
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Botleten
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
44
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Posted - 2011.10.09 21:59:00 -
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I support this thread and encourage the liberation of all caldari and gallente belts from the clutches of evil miners. |
Spurty
V0LTA VOLTA Corp
28
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Posted - 2011.10.09 22:46:00 -
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Best gallante nerf since the invention of blasters!
I'll buy your unusable gallente hulls. 50mill a thanny, 75mill a Moros
Large gall towers I'll stretch to 80mill
---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
Sephiroth CloneIIV
Vitriol Ventures BLACK-MARK
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Posted - 2011.10.10 00:43:00 -
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oxygen isotopes have risen sharply to 900 isk a unit, compared with 600 or less for others.
The same could happen to nitrogen, which is the regional ice for dekline, and the not-drone DRF (instead of oxygen which is the rest of clusterfuck). Running towers and capitals becomes more expensive, but........... the ice around is worth more. Is this part of a coherent strategy? Who does it help?
Time to switch out gallente towers with any other racial because they will be significantly cheaper to run with demand for oxygen is spiking with supply not matching demand for them along with all of those thatanoses nyx and ashanars. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
413
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Posted - 2011.10.10 06:02:00 -
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Sephiroth CloneIIV wrote:oxygen isotopes have risen sharply to 900 isk a unit, compared with 600 or less for others.
The same could happen to nitrogen, which is the regional ice for dekline, and the not-drone DRF (instead of oxygen which is the rest of clusterfuck). Running towers and capitals becomes more expensive, but........... the ice around is worth more. Is this part of a coherent strategy? Who does it help?
Time to switch out gallente towers with any other racial because they will be significantly cheaper to run with demand for oxygen is spiking with supply not matching demand for them along with all of those thatanoses nyx and ashanars. I hate that I'm blue to you.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
136
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Posted - 2011.10.10 07:59:00 -
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great I come back from out of town and now I'm expected to answer heaps of questions about a program that I don't know about!!!! |
spookydonut
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.10 08:21:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service. |
Some Dewd
RnD Super Weapons of DOOMS Insanity.
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Posted - 2011.10.10 11:04:00 -
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This is great! i can just gank one of my alts in a hulk and get both a insurance payout and a extra payment from you, then just build a new hulk cheap. |
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
78
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Posted - 2011.10.10 11:22:00 -
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Some Dewd wrote:This is great! i can just gank one of my alts in a hulk and get both a insurance payout and a extra payment from you, then just build a new hulk cheap. I'm looking forward to ganking my own orcas.... o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |
Sirane Elrek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.10.10 11:52:00 -
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Some Dewd wrote:This is great! i can just gank one of my alts in a hulk and get both a insurance payout and a extra payment from you, then just build a new hulk cheap. You should definitely do that. Stick it to the evil Goonies by burning your money |
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
78
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Posted - 2011.10.10 12:09:00 -
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Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out.
An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |
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Sirane Elrek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.10.10 12:14:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! Now you just need to explain to me how a Hulk suddenly turns into an Orca after ganking. Or read the post I quoted. Either is fine, really. |
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
78
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Posted - 2011.10.10 12:17:00 -
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Sirane Elrek wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! Now you just need to explain to me how a Hulk suddenly turns into an Orca after ganking. Or read the post I quoted. Either is fine, really. *points to his own reply to the post you quoted* thats where it turned into an orca.
Additionally, I wish to encourage people to gank their own hulks/orcas/freighters, it would eat large amounts of someones money up(hint: do the math, then support my ideas. Its entertaining.)
o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |
StarLite
Aurora Polaris The Babylon Consortium
1
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Posted - 2011.10.10 12:39:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Sirane Elrek wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! Now you just need to explain to me how a Hulk suddenly turns into an Orca after ganking. Or read the post I quoted. Either is fine, really. *points to his own reply to the post you quoted* thats where it turned into an orca. Additionally, I wish to encourage people to gank their own hulks/orcas/freighters, it would eat large amounts of someones money up(hint: do the math, then support my ideas. Its entertaining.) That is provided the goons do indeed pay up.... |
Snot Shot
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
1
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Posted - 2011.10.10 12:57:00 -
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Is this where I sign up to ruin my sec rating, get scammed by goonies, and drive the price of isotopes up so goonies can make a **** ton of isk? |
Some Dewd
RnD Super Weapons of DOOMS Insanity.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.10 13:17:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit!
well i wont be doing it with a orca but i got a BPO and do inventions and i already create all my materials to build it so i can get it cheap and make profit. |
spookydonut
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.10 13:19:00 -
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Some Dewd wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! well i wont be doing it with a orca but i got a BPO and do inventions and i already create all my materials to build it so i can get it cheap and make profit.
If you do everything yourself its free. Especially mining all the minerals. |
Doddy
Excidium. Executive Outcomes
5
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Posted - 2011.10.10 13:42:00 -
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Some Dewd wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Yeah, thats it.. There is no way to turn a profit on this... Really, the math doesn't work out. An Orca costs 400 mil or so, has an insurance payout of about 400 mil, ganking your own orca is a 250 mil profit! well i wont be doing it with a orca but i got a BPO and do inventions and i already create all my materials to build it so i can get it cheap and make profit.
A MIMAF post in a suicide ganking thread in CAOD, its like a smoothie. |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
1
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Posted - 2011.10.10 15:10:00 -
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The irony is, Mittens bitches about miners in wormholes, then goes and makes it more attractive.
Don't worry, Mittens, we've got your back. We'll clean them up as they go to w-space.
Also, anyone who uses Gallente towers is a carebear anyway, so more of those horrible edifices defuelling is all the better from my POV. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1177
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Posted - 2011.10.10 15:31:00 -
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Looks like we've already gotten a few payout requests! Good work, keep it up. Your space country thanks you for your invaluable service. |
Kagan Storm
Syndicated Systems
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Posted - 2011.10.10 16:00:00 -
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Rorqual? Offering small loans. Send message for details and arrangements. :)
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