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Esme Westenn
Sons of Krylon
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Posted - 2011.10.09 03:58:00 -
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Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:01:00 -
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1: Become an idiot. Easiest way to do this is to drill a large hole into your brain.
2: Pay a Goonswarm "recruiter" a lot of money.
3: Get all your assets into a freighter and start the trip up the pipe to Dek.
4: Lose your ship, pod and all of your possessions to a Goonswarm fleet as soon as you jump to Nullsec.
5: Leave Goonswarm.
Congratulations...you joined Goonswarm! |
Esme Westenn
Sons of Krylon
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:05:00 -
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lol- killing time. |
Brother ThantosXI
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:09:00 -
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Tryed to join Goonwaffles today. Their forum would not take my api and the recruiter called me a spy. Really a spy? For god sakes, I have killed at least 200 goons, I am not a spy. Just a hired gun it's in my god dam record. |
Thomas Orca
Intaki Armaments
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:17:00 -
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I hear they like **** jokes. |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:18:00 -
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i hear asking on the eve forums is a great way
make sure you can afford the recruitment fee |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:24:00 -
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Send me a mail in-game. |
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
The Veerhouven Group
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:25:00 -
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1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics
4. Buy a capital ship that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger. |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:26:00 -
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ACY GTMI wrote:1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics.
4. Buy a rifter that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger.
FTFY |
Fortune Taker
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:34:00 -
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Send me 500 mil isk and you are in |
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
The Veerhouven Group
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Posted - 2011.10.09 04:34:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:1. Trash brain cells.
2. Trash morals.
3. Trash ethics.
4. Buy a rifter that you just barely have the skills to get out of the hanger. FTFY
Thank you. My mistake. :) |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
353
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:36:00 -
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When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy. After a week it was returned to me with interest. Even better than that was how helpful they were moving all my possessions to nullsec in their jump freighters...that saved me a ton of time.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Poetic Stanziel
Arrakis Technology
74
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:45:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy.
QFT.
Make the 500M ISK payable Ladie Harlot. She's their recruiting officer. #1 recruiting officer. I believe she has a medal too.
What God Wants, God Gets, God Help Us All |
mechtech
SRS Industries
SRS.
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:52:00 -
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They're based out of the SomethingAwful forums. Make sure you don't have any anti-goon history on your character record as well. |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:54:00 -
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You have to send me a security deposit for the bg check then send a goon recruiter the other half.
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Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
354
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Posted - 2011.10.09 06:24:00 -
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Poetic Stanziel wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy. QFT. Make the 500M ISK payable Ladie Harlot. She's their recruiting officer. #1 recruiting officer. I believe she has a medal too.
I wish I could be a recruiting officer! But I'm just a lowly worker bee making iskies for my toonies.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
364
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Posted - 2011.10.09 06:26:00 -
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Pay $10.
Go post in this thread that you want to join.
When that doesn't work, go find a recruiter and have 300M ISK ready for the security deposit.
Go post in this thread about the results.
Then report back here.
GÇöGÇöGÇö
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
GÇö Karath Piki-á |
Dubez
LEGION OF DEATHADDERS
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.10.09 07:17:00 -
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this is going to end well.. |
Kengutsi Akira
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Posted - 2011.10.09 07:39:00 -
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You dont from EVE
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Karim alRashid
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 07:50:00 -
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Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:1: Become an idiot. Easiest way to do this is to drill a large hole into your brain.
2: Pay a Goonswarm "recruiter" a lot of money.
3: Get all your assets into a freighter and start the trip up the pipe to Dek.
4: Lose your ship, pod and all of your possessions to a Goonswarm fleet as soon as you jump to Nullsec.
5: Leave Goonswarm.
Congratulations...you joined Goonswarm!
Is this speaking from experience?
If yes, then you're idiot, according to your point 1.
If not, then you're idiot for talking out of your ass about something you've got no idea.
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Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
128
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:05:00 -
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Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah. |
Prince Kobol
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:35:00 -
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You become a pedophile then you are a goon... |
Prince Kobol
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:35:00 -
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Just kidding 
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Prince Kobol
51
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:35:00 -
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No but seriously you need to be a pedophile |
Prince Kobol
51
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:37:00 -
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No that's not funny..
I apologise its all lies :)
You just need to be a good honest member of the community, find homes for kittens and puppies and just be a generally all round swell guy (and girl) |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
367
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Posted - 2011.10.09 08:42:00 -
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Prince Kobol wrote:GǪand just be a generally all round swell guy (and girl) GǪpreferably at the same time.
GÇöGÇöGÇö
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí
you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
GÇö Karath Piki-á |
Psychophantic
70
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Posted - 2011.10.09 09:00:00 -
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Andski wrote:Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah.
Nice bio btw.
EnderCapitalG > I need to get laid. I'm turning into a bigger *******
(12:14:53 AM) the_mittani: when you gank before scouting
(12:14:56 AM) the_mittani: you gank with ******
(12:15:05 AM) the_mittani: or more accurately you flub with ******
(12:15:10 AM) the_mittani: don't be that *** |
Psychophantic
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Posted - 2011.10.09 09:00:00 -
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Psychophantic wrote:Andski wrote:Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah. Nice bio btw. EnderCapitalG > I need to get laid. I'm turning into a bigger ******* (12:14:53 AM) the_mittani: when you gank before scouting (12:14:56 AM) the_mittani: you gank with ****** (12:15:05 AM) the_mittani: or more accurately you flub with ****** (12:15:10 AM) the_mittani: don't be that ***
Where do I sign up? Goons seem pretty cool.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
828
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Posted - 2011.10.09 09:27:00 -
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scan before you gank, it's important |
Ntrails
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 10:32:00 -
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it's only important for effeminate girly men |
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