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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.06.30 23:34:00 -
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*sigh*
Alright, Against my more'uh.. Skeptical judgement, I've decided'at I'll try'a 'gain, an'like.. ignore all'a people'at give me crap'en I try'an play'is little game'en people ask me questions'at I can conveniently answer'an'en I tell'em what'I think, yeah?
So. Ask nice, friendly questions'at I'an actually give'a'uh.. decent response to.
Now, I know'at I'll never get'a 'way from'a punts'at keep givin' me the SAME QUESTIONS, so.. I'll make fairer rules, heh?
No -broad- questions, see? They got'ta be a bit more simple'at I'an give a more.. uh.. simple response to. Askin' my why'I'm supportin'ese evil slavers ain't gon'na get me'a give you'a decent answer, right? So.. Little things, like'uh.. "Why're you so cool, huh?"..
Wait, no... I can'na answer'at one, cause.. I'on't think'at it's humanly comprehendable why'I'm so cool. Me bein'a limited'as'a rest'a humankind, though'a little cooler, would have'a hard time figurin'at out.
...So! Ask'a 'way! An'.. if'n you don't like'a answer I give'ya.. TOUGH! I'ON'T CARE'AT YOU'ON'T LIKE ME BEIN'ITH THE PEOPLE'AT I'M WITH! At least'ey gime'me this hip, ultra-awesome uniform'at's... Hmm.. need'a new cool people slang...
I know! POFF! Perfection'a Form'an Function! How's'at!? Yeah! My uniforms're sooo POFF.
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Amataras
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Posted - 2005.07.01 00:55:00 -
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Edited by: Amataras on 01/07/2005 00:54:53
Dear A.G. (may I call you that?), why have you started your part 2 so soon? Pulgor's been going a while now and he's only on part 10!
-Your biggest fan, Amataras.
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 01:27:00 -
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Well, Dear Amataras, I feel'at my last'on got'ta littel ruined, huh? It seemed right just'a take'a 'nother shot from scratch, to be'a little cleaner.. I'm hopin'at this'on goes'a little better'ithout bein' the victim'a Forum Terrorists.
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Sith Marauder
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Posted - 2005.07.01 01:31:00 -
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Dear Aphoxema,
Would it be possible for you to arrange a quiet meeting between myself and the wonderous creature that is Dr. Teranika Phenyo?
By quiet I of course mean without any other members of your alliance present, particularly her Uncle Bastables since he's already blown up one of my Maulus's and seemed in a terrible mood the last time we met. I am under strict orders not to die for at least the next three days since I've managed, in my week of being in the Bleak, to stretch the Blood Raiders cloning facilities to the limit.
You can tell her I am now the proud owner of a shiny new Incursus which soon I hope to be able to actually fly. Infact I will have to delay any meeting until such time as I am able to fly it since I have left the Bleak devoid of all traces of a purchasable functioning Maulus and am too embarrassed to meet her in a Velator.
I would be grateful of any assistance you may ba able to render.
Sith
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 01:43:00 -
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Mmm.. I'll ask'er! I think'at she might be'a little.. uh.. wary'a 'bout'it, but I guess'at we'll see, huh?
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CometQueen
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Posted - 2005.07.01 01:48:00 -
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Edited by: CometQueen on 01/07/2005 01:48:49
Dear Aphoxema G,
Are there any Amarrian Citizens you feel you are superior too? If perhaps not by virtue of birth but perhaps by virtue of actions? Strong arguments can be made in your favor due to your honorable choice of service, and certain Amarrians might be considered less than useful against the Blood Raider covenant and all threats to the Empire. So are there any?
Also do you believe in God and His Righteousness? If so do you dedicate your self to him in any special and meaningful way you would be willing to share with the rest of us, so that we might learn more about such a well know Crusader of God?
CometQueen
Devotee of God and the Khanid Faith
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.07.01 06:18:00 -
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Aphoxema,
What does the G on the end of your name stand for, if anything?
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So, what was that you fed me?
Battery acid, mostly.
That must be why I feel charged up! Ho ho!
Actually, you'll just die.
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 06:41:00 -
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Ms. CometQueen,
There's plenty'a Amarr'at I've got'ta hard spot for, yeah? See.. it's kind'a obvious, me bein'a Matari'at's sided'ith the Amarr, that people'an do'at they want.. not by what'ey're born'as.
I'm pretty short'ith every Amarr'at goes off'an joins'a enemy, but.. I can'na say'at they're worse'or better, huh? I'm s'posed'a leave'is stuff to God, but I guess'at's where we get to'ya next question...
No, I'm still kind'a skeptical, but I'm bein' open. There's no seein' God if'n I'm not lookin'. Either way, I'm just tryin'a make'im happy now, and I feel'at, if'n the Amarr're so sure'at what I do'is makin' him look kindly on me, there's no point'in disparagin'at 'til'I'm sure'at there's no point'in tryin'.
Though, I've seen some stuff'at's made me think twice, lately.. I guess we'll just see if'n it's just me bein' crazy or if'ere's a divine force'at's makin'is stuff happen'a way it does.
Nero, the 'G' stands for 'Jeenaaro' (Gee-an Nair-Rho), but'at's'a long story I'm not s'posed'a tell. I'm not real worried 'bout'it no more, cause'a Republic'an't really do much if'n they care'a look.
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Dante Chusuk
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Posted - 2005.07.01 07:27:00 -
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Dear Aphoxema,
Anyone who reads your regular "diary" entries realises you have a favoured sidearm do you choose weaponry based on your ship/situation or do you have a favourite type?
Ok yeah sorry typical guy question I know, I'll try and balance it out.
Is there a particular type of music you choose to listen to in your pod or does this depend on mood/situation? Or do you just listen to the "music" your ship can make?
As an aside I may not agree with your chosen path but I respect the way you stick to your convictions.
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Logan Xerxes
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Posted - 2005.07.01 07:32:00 -
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What is the best way to make iskies fast?
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 08:17:00 -
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... Diary?
Well, I'uh use any weapon'at I'an get'a hold of'enever I need it, see? I try'an keep eclectic on my'uh.. ablities'ith firearms. I'on't'ave any real favourity type'a weapon, though'is particle blaster'at I got'ta hold of is kind'a 'portant to me for... personal reasons.
An'uh.. don't worry! I'on't mind 'guy questions', huh? A questions'a question as long'as people aren't askin' me stupid crap, see?
As far'as music.. oh, man.. there'is so much'a this stuff'at you'an get out'ta the ISD libraries.. alot'ta the stuff'is untitled, I guess'at the serialized'it or somethin'.. but all'a stuff'at sounds like'it's by'a same people're numbered successively. I really like'is stuff called 'EBM'..
And! Logan! Just do'at I do! Ask for'it!
Man... if'n I ever'ad'a work for my money, I'd never be'ere I'am now! I'm not sure'ere that is.. I might be richer.. but..
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Gothan
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Posted - 2005.07.01 10:36:00 -
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Dear A. G.
Whilst Transporting a Hawk for a well known Pirate formerly of the Venal Rangers, I came upon your corpse. Perhaps faulty cloneing is the reason you have such a interesting accent?
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 16:52:00 -
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Well, Gothan.. as far'as CONCORD's concerned, I'ave been cloned twenty three times.. but'uh.. they'aven't keep track'a the times I've died up'in Vale of The Silent... I'ad'a -lot- of.. encounters up North...
But, no, that'as nothin'a do'ith the way'I talk.
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 16:54:00 -
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Oh, and'uh.. if'n you still got'at corpse.. remember! RECYCLE YOUR BIOMASS! Death is'a terrible thing'a waste!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.01 19:02:00 -
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 Originally by: Aphoxema G
Oh, and'uh.. if'n you still got'at corpse.. remember! RECYCLE YOUR BIOMASS! Death is'a terrible thing'a waste!
Did you remember to recycle my corpse?
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Pulgor --- In service to Ubiqua Seraph and Sarum
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 19:03:00 -
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... Oops... I kind'a left'it.. sittin'in space..
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.01 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Aphoxema G
... Oops... I kind'a left'it.. sittin'in space..
Bah!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.07.01 22:08:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 01/07/2005 22:09:09
Originally by: Aphoxema G
... Oops... I kind'a left'it.. sittin'in space..
::has visions of Ikvar stumbling upon the corpse::
Nooooooo!!!
Dear Aphoxema:
Having been podkilled so many times, do you have any of your corpses in storage you might be willing to give me? It would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that whenever I miss you, I can have my own Aphoxema close by at all times :)
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.01 23:52:00 -
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Sorry, Professor Nikoblatt, I'ain't saved any bodies since'I saw'a first.. but, I do'ave'a few'a my dogtags from bein'in FoE ingrained'ith my DNA, huh? I'll let'ya have one'a those.
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Famine Aligher'ri
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Posted - 2005.07.02 04:52:00 -
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Dear A.G, do you suffer from "Adult Attention Deficit Disorder"?
-Famine Aligher'ri, of The Aligher'ri
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Seiryu
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Posted - 2005.07.02 05:30:00 -
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To Famine: You are quite possibly the ugliest Character I've ever seen. You must have tried to get a portrait that bad!
And to Aphox: Whats your favourite ship class (frig, as, bs, etc)?
----True bravery is not lacking fear, but confronting it.----
"Name: Seiryu
Score: 52
Status: textbook example
Judge notes: Time is never on our side. "
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.07.02 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Aphoxema G
Sorry, Professor Nikoblatt, I'ain't saved any bodies since'I saw'a first.. but, I do'ave'a few'a my dogtags from bein'in FoE ingrained'ith my DNA, huh? I'll let'ya have one'a those.
Thank you!
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.02 11:40:00 -
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Famine! You'll'ave'a ask my psychiatrist, Dr. Teranika Phenyo.. I'ain't too sure'a this crazy speak'at you're goin'on'na 'bout..
Seiryu! FRIGATES! They're'a greatest! Relatively cheap.. I'on't got'ta worry 'bout takin'a crew down'ith me cause'I'an fly'em just fine, even'ithout'a drone crew, save for somethin'a reload my guns for me'at times.
An', more specifically, I really like interceptors, yeah? I love bein'a fast.. flyin'an givin'it to'em hard.. then runnin' my'ass off so'at they'an't try'an teach me'a lesson.
A'course, Hellcore got pretty lucky'at other day.. if'n you call me bein' in'na Claw'an him bein'in'na Harpy'ith me bein' two kilometers away'an accidentally targetin'im and tryin'a... Well... Luck. All luck. It sure'asn't any mistake'a mine! I'd'a blown'im'a 'way if'n'e didn't shoot back!
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.04 00:54:00 -
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Hey, Phoxxie G, Ruler of All That Is Cool! Why'ain't any'on askin' anymore questions?
Well, I'on't know, Lord Aphoxakhan, Bringer of Plushy Snuggles, I guess'ere just'a bunch'a stupid punts'at'on't have anythin' cool'a ask! Maybe if'n they'ad some inspiration, like me, they'd get the mind'a ask!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.07.04 01:37:00 -
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Dear Phoxxie G, Ruler of All That Is Cool,
Why have you not inspired us to ask you more cool questions? Do you not WANT us to ask you more cool questions? Are you worried about there being too much cool in the universe and you might not be able to handle it, and then you would only be Phoxxie G, Ruler of Most of That Which Is Cool?
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.04 01:43:00 -
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... Damnit, Niko! Just ask somethin'an quit tryin'a play'ese stupid 'philosophy' game things'ith me!
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.04 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Aphoxema G
... Damnit, Niko! Just ask somethin'an quit tryin'a play'ese stupid 'philosophy' game things'ith me!
Dear ArchDutchess G,Aphoxema:
Why did you answer professor Nikobatt's question?
He's a professor you know... that kind of title demands respect!
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Pulgor --- In service to Ubiqua Seraph and Sarum
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.07.04 09:58:00 -
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I'll assume'at you mean why didn't I answer'im... an'I'll also assume'at you're tryin'a gang up'on me! You'on't count! I'm beat'ya inside out if'n you try'an gi'me any more crap!
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Iynara Maeral
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Posted - 2005.07.04 16:24:00 -
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Dear Aphoxema,
How are you so cool? I still haven't been able to figure out how you manage to fit so much coolness in such a small space. Also, if I send a small antimatter charge by courier, could you please autograph it for me!? That would really make my day.
Your biggest fan,
Iynara Maeral
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Pulgor
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Posted - 2005.07.04 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Aphoxema G
I'll assume'at you mean why didn't I answer'im... an'I'll also assume'at you're tryin'a gang up'on me! You'on't count! I'm beat'ya inside out if'n you try'an gi'me any more crap!
Pulgor gives ArchDutchess G,Aphoxema more crap
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Pulgor --- In service to Ubiqua Seraph and Sarum
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