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MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
852
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Posted - 2013.03.19 19:09:00 -
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Kalle Demos wrote:I have been speaking to a few people who attended fanfest last few times, and their words were "...the stench of BO is so unbearable especially when its such a small hall, if you are planning on going either take a hot girl with you to scare away the nerds or wear a gas mask, its that bad when everyone begins to party..."
Now I work out and know sometimes things can smell bad, but im not stuck to them and the fanfest videos show very little space to breathe (or move).
What measures will CCP be taking to prevent this health hazard?
i heard there is going to be a special room for the russians.
Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point? -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
852
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Posted - 2013.03.19 19:12:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:CCP please include a neckbeard trimming kit in the welcome pack.
i heard james from razor will handle this Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point? -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

Theron Vetrus
Black Label Mafia SCUM.
36
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Posted - 2013.03.19 19:18:00 -
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One of two things is going to happen as a result of this thread:
Scenario 1: The dirtybutts are going to be self conscious and this will be the most BO-free herding of nerds in history.
Scenario 2: People are going to get their RL PvP on, and show up extra rancid just for lulz.
I think we all know the answer. Take what you can, give nothing back. Psychotic Monk for CSM8 |

Eight Two
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
62
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Posted - 2013.03.19 19:46:00 -
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Theron Vetrus wrote:One of two things is going to happen as a result of this thread:
Scenario 1: There are girls in Eve.
Scenario 2: They are gone now.
I think we all know the answer.
Fixed that for you. |

Nariya Kentaya
Always Negative.
448
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Posted - 2013.03.19 21:06:00 -
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CCP Stillman wrote:Tippia wrote:Dewa Cinta wrote:How hard is it to take a shower and put deodorant on?
Just once. The problem is that it's IcelandGǪ if you're unlucky, it's just that time of the geological cycle and all the water smells of sulphur anyway, so showering almost makes it worse.  Geological cycle? No, the hot water smelling of sulphur is a year-round thing. If you're lucky, the hotel heats its own water, eliminating the smell. But in most cases, the hot water will smell like sulphur. After a few days here you don't notice anymore though. Ya know, its funny how you can tell where you ar ein the world by the water. people who come to Louisville Kentucky from abroad for the horse races, always comment on how our water tastes/smells funny because of the mixture of limestone and other natural chemicals in it from all the groundwater and caves in our region.
though sulfur-water sounds like it would be especially amusing for reactions to. |

Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge Rebel Alliance of New Eden
187
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Posted - 2013.03.19 21:16:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Dewa Cinta wrote:How hard is it to take a shower and put deodorant on?
Just once. The problem is that it's IcelandGǪ if you're unlucky, it's just that time of the geological cycle and all the water smells of sulphur anyway, so showering almost makes it worse. 
And then there's the pickled sharkmeat on everyone's breath I imagine. |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
353
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Posted - 2013.03.19 21:29:00 -
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Have enough of that much-celebrated "Black Death" at the all-you-can sheep ********* buffet and "BO" will be the least of your concerns at "FanFest" 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing The Honda Accord
45
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Posted - 2013.03.19 21:47:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:....when baths took a break from european (and i stress european because everyone else was still bathing lol) societies.
Yeah...'cause people in the whole rest of the world all smell sooo nice today... 
Going to fanfest? Don't be so prissy. Get some of those noseplugs for swimmers if you must.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Lechert
Orion's Fist Test Alliance Please Ignore
6
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Posted - 2013.03.19 21:59:00 -
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It can't be as bad as London Comic-con, that's like 100,000+ people over the weekend and it's so bad there is literally a haze of toxic gas after a few metres across the hall.
Right, right? |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
237
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Posted - 2013.03.20 01:01:00 -
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Funny this topic shows up right after I took the first shower in a week thanks to a disease that would murder me if I tried to shower. I swear my cats came to me, smelled my armpits and ran away. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Sabriz Adoudel
Resurgent Threat
136
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Posted - 2013.03.20 01:24:00 -
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Captain Tardbar wrote: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
This made me laugh so hard I'm crying IRL '... you cannot reason with the mining bots, you cannot negotiate with them, you can only bring them judgement in the form of Navy Antimatter, turn their Mackinaws to salvage and dust, smartbomb their pods, and burn their Mining Link implants with sweet incense...'- The Gospel according to St James 315 |

Fredfredbug4
The Scope Gallente Federation
549
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Posted - 2013.03.20 04:22:00 -
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Kalle Demos wrote: take a hot girl with you to scare away the nerds or wear a gas mask,
I'm pretty sure both of those would make the situation a lot worse. True nerds don't often enjoy the company of a woman and the gas mask will be seen as part of a cosplay outfit.
I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |

Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1718
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Posted - 2013.03.20 07:44:00 -
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Cat Troll wrote:Funny this topic shows up right after I took the first shower in a week thanks to a disease that would murder me if I tried to shower.
lol what?
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Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
293
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Posted - 2013.03.20 08:14:00 -
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Me and my swamp arse will be there!1! http://i.imgur.com/1N37t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KTjFEt6.jpg I dont always fly stabber but when i do...
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MainDrain
7th Deepari Defence Armada
164
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Posted - 2013.03.20 10:34:00 -
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Kalle Demos wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Nine out of ten Fanfest attendees are fat. And let's face it, fat people smell bad. Mr Epeen  But they all have great personalities right? Right??
I take offence to this ... i am fat, and smell ******* fantastic!! We dont all have great personalities, i can be a ****. What we all do have is great hair! |

Tetsel
Heretic Army Atrocitas
67
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Posted - 2013.03.20 10:56:00 -
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Is the OP really complaining that a group of human put in a small overheated place, wearing winter close, smell bad when they start moving at a party ? Did i really read that ?  Nerd or not, I wonder what did he expect even the more cleanest person in the world would smell bad after hours in those condition... Or just bring the tobacco back...
CCP READ PLEASE: - A CLOAKROOM, A F***** CLOAKROOM, for jacket and polartec stuff ! And during all Fanfest not at the party only. - Free Quafe Deo, at least it will stink fake irritating chemical odor instead of BO, we might have no head aches with luck.
Or just the OP could just stay at home and do not confront himself to the really outside word, where bad (odors)things happens. HTFU Twitter:-á-á-á-á@EVE_Tetsel-á-á-á@HereticArmy |

Mocam
EVE University Ivy League
249
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Posted - 2013.03.20 11:06:00 -
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tsk, tsk, tsk... Folks need to learn how to plan more diplomatic style solutions to the problems.
Example:
- Hold the conference at Icelandair Hotel Reykjavik Natura - they have a swimming pool and set up around that. - have the hotel over chlorinate the water a bit and step up the filter pumps a touch. - Get 'bouncers' who's job it is to 'bounce' folks into the pool who are offensive in that way, then fish them out.
A brief PC apology for the accidental bump into the pool but they do come out a tad fresher than they went in. If a bit more is needed, a couple more "oops" are applied... problem solved!
Just one solution. :-p |

Pantiy
Corporate Scum Test Friends Please Ignore
42
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Posted - 2013.03.20 11:08:00 -
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Remember America is the only country where we actually take showers use deodorant and perfum/cologne. The other countries are to poor , uneducated, lazy, or just plain stupid. Remember that smell from your body is the "GAS" from the bacteria that is feeding on your body. It's also you duty to tell you fellow man that they stink. Being kind isn't being a friend, and if your a woman and you smell bad that's just gross, prob what Mchip smells like tbh. ONIONS ~|~(~-á (~~|~-á-á -á |-á-á (__)-á-á-á |
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Nova Satar
Rekall Incorporated Sinewave Alliance
55
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Posted - 2013.03.20 11:41:00 -
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Mr Kidd wrote:My God, what did we do 100 years ago?
Shall I say it? HTFU.
I think 200million people died from the Plague because of poor hygiene. Luckily not everybody has your mindset these days 
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Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1085
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Posted - 2013.03.20 12:43:00 -
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Nova Satar wrote:Mr Kidd wrote:My God, what did we do 100 years ago?
Shall I say it? HTFU. I think 200million people died from the Plague because of poor hygiene. Luckily not everybody has your mindset these days 
Folk died form plague because they were in close proximity to rats, more specifically, rat fleas which carried the bacteria, Yersinia Pestis, which could and did jump onto humans once the host rat population was insufficient to provide enough host bodies for the flea population.
Personal hygiene had very little to do with it. This is not a signature. |
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CCP karkur
C C P C C P Alliance
2035

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Posted - 2013.03.20 14:35:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:Dewa Cinta wrote:How hard is it to take a shower and put deodorant on? The best strategy is to smell worse than they do. Please, whatever you do, don't all show up trying to smell worse than everyone else, then we are in trouble  CCP karkur | User Interface Programmer | Team Pony Express | @CCP karkur |
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Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance The Marmite Collective
83
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Posted - 2013.03.20 15:09:00 -
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The lingering scent of Santorum from all of the carebears must be overwhelming.
Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1199
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:05:00 -
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Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Nova Satar wrote:Mr Kidd wrote:My God, what did we do 100 years ago?
Shall I say it? HTFU. I think 200million people died from the Plague because of poor hygiene. Luckily not everybody has your mindset these days  Folk died form plague because they were in close proximity to rats, more specifically, rat fleas which carried the bacteria, Yersinia Pestis, which could and did jump onto humans once the host rat population was insufficient to provide enough host bodies for the flea population. Personal hygiene had very little to do with it.
People in the middle ages were pretty dumb about a lot of things.
Though, honestly, not much has changed. Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. Twitter --á@DeVeldrin |

The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
709
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:10:00 -
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This is by far, the most hilarious posting of 2013. |

The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
709
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:17:00 -
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And you guys are making this way more complicated that it should be.
The only sensible (and potent) solution would be to do something about men to women attendee ratio of 99.99:0.001.
It is most likely that the vast majority of EVE Online players' female interaction during their pitiful existence, involved only with their own mothers or grandmothers
Men do not need to concern themselves with obnoxious BO smell with other males, but when there are other female counterparts, the whole attitude changes. |

Theron Vetrus
Black Label Mafia SCUM.
49
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:27:00 -
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Mocam wrote:tsk, tsk, tsk... Folks need to learn how to plan more diplomatic style solutions to the problems.
Example:
- Hold the conference at Icelandair Hotel Reykjavik Natura - they have a swimming pool and set up around that. - have the hotel over chlorinate the water a bit and step up the filter pumps a touch. - Get 'bouncers' who's job it is to 'bounce' folks into the pool who are offensive in that way, then fish them out.
A brief PC apology for the accidental bump into the pool but they do come out a tad fresher than they went in. If a bit more is needed, a couple more "oops" are applied... problem solved!
Just one solution. :-p
Confirming that E-Uni is an official supporter of BO Bumping. Take what you can, give nothing back. Psychotic Monk for CSM8 |

Mark Munoz
Schwarzschild Casimir Collective STR8NGE BREW
101
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:32:00 -
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I am really interested to see how this all plays out now.
You know you all could just put bounties on the stink bags that'll teach 'em! |

Arronicus
vintas industries Mistakes Were Made.
353
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:40:00 -
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Taking bathes is a disgusting habit where you stew in your own swill. Shower, people, SHOWER! Unless you enjoy the smell of your own stink and poop and whatever else clings to your body, permeating your pores, and truly becoming at one with yourself.
Edit: Poop is not censored, fe-ces, the actual proper word for it, IS.... Wtf CCP? |

Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
1729
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Posted - 2013.03.21 00:31:00 -
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Arronicus wrote:Taking bathes is a disgusting habit where you stew in your own swill. Shower, people, SHOWER! Unless you enjoy the smell of your own stink and poop and whatever else clings to your body, permeating your pores, and truly becoming at one with yourself.
Edit: Poop is not censored, fe-ces, the actual proper word for it, IS.... Wtf CCP?
baths are amazing, mister.
steamy all encompassing water. bubbles. maybe a glass of wine.
it's these little pleasures that make life worth living. |

Nova Satar
Rekall Incorporated Sinewave Alliance
67
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Posted - 2013.03.22 21:37:00 -
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Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Nova Satar wrote:Mr Kidd wrote:My God, what did we do 100 years ago?
Shall I say it? HTFU. I think 200million people died from the Plague because of poor hygiene. Luckily not everybody has your mindset these days  Folk died form plague because they were in close proximity to rats, more specifically, rat fleas which carried the bacteria, Yersinia Pestis, which could and did jump onto humans once the host rat population was insufficient to provide enough host bodies for the flea population. Personal hygiene had very little to do with it.
Bacteria.... THAT THEY DIDN'T WASH OFF
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