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Cpt Kennedy
Storms of Vengeance
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2013.02.03 16:56:00 -
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Dumb ways to die train safety vid must be parodied for eve
Original: http://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw
I saw this vid and immediately thought it would be awesome to have an eve version, but I also figured it would be easier to alert our wonderful community of video editing and otherwise artistic peoples. I'm going to be working on something within my alliance but I want to see what the larger eve community can come up with as well! |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2013.02.03 17:27:00 -
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Try OOPE.
The dumbest thing I have seen lately was a guy from TEST who undocked in HED with an untanked T1 hauler and cargo worth several billions.
SCAM CAT - Titan Jump - I was there - Goon Dog |
Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
317
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Posted - 2013.02.03 17:35:00 -
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moving a noctis all over deklein without reading intel~, jumping into a gatecamp, then actually attempting to align out like it was going to matter. |
Lilan Kahn
The Littlest Hobos
Whores in space
124
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Posted - 2013.02.03 17:38:00 -
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Flying jump freighters when war deced by whores in spaced.... |
Seleia O'Sinnor
Drop of Honey
304
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Posted - 2013.02.03 18:14:00 -
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Self destruct your pod to get out of a wh and realize it's not the test server.
New inventory: Getting better since version 1.2, but what about back and forward buttons? |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
1479
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Posted - 2013.02.03 18:34:00 -
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confuse the buttons for smarbomb and mwd in highsec.
a eve-style bounty system (done)-á
dust boarding parties
You fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
7063
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Posted - 2013.02.03 18:42:00 -
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dumb ways for me is idle in low-sec...
/c
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Spurty
V0LTA
Verge of Collapse
787
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Posted - 2013.02.03 19:16:00 -
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Dying a little inside to the Time sink of shooting yet another offline SMA only to see the can pop
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GÇ£If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.GÇ¥
GÇò Philip K. **** |
Lugia3
Pirates Incorporated
256
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Posted - 2013.02.04 01:57:00 -
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Encounter me in lowsec.
Give drones some love:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2176396&#post2176396 |
Vangelios
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
27
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Posted - 2013.02.04 02:02:00 -
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Your ship is going to explode, you select celestial to save your pod, instead of warp button you click on view in planetary mode button.
* from my personal experience O:)
...-áEach small candle Lights a corner of the dark... |
MadMuppet
Three Fish In A Box
760
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Posted - 2013.02.04 02:14:00 -
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Dual tank in a battleship
Rant the forums that you're gonna quit
Attack a Mauler that is sitting on a gate
Gank alliance members cause you think you're great
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Boosting when you're on the grid
Whine in GD like a little kid
Try to steal of PLEX out of a wreck
On a gate filled with 'Nados boosted out like heck
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
I mine in EVE because I'm too drunk to fish in WoW.-á |
Knorkor
Spartan Advanced Mining
It's Not Fair
11
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Posted - 2013.02.04 02:20:00 -
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Was doing solo pvp in some lowsec. Thought I might checkout the next system.
Encountered a Macki in a belt.
Warped on top of it, scramble, blasters.
Got killed by Concord.
What happened?
Just clicked the wrong gate and did not double check.
  
Sh*t happens  |
Enaya Wendos
Perkone
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:34:00 -
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I actually shot a stargate years ago without ammo in my guns and still got owned by concord..... |
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
Insurance Fraud.
173
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:35:00 -
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Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro".
There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency. |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
828
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:50:00 -
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Tul Breetai wrote:Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro".
Guilty.
I still have a note in my client that says and I quote:
"Do not attack cans in front of your own pos".
The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault.
Malcanis for CSM 8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
506
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:51:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Tul Breetai wrote:Death by own POS with defenses set to "aggro". Guilty. I still have a note in my client that says and I quote: "Do not attack cans in front of your own pos".
Likewise.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
506
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:52:00 -
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MadMuppet wrote:Dual tank in a battleship
Rant the forums that you're gonna quit
Attack a Mauler that is sitting on a gate
Gank alliance members cause you think you're great
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Boosting when you're on the grid
Whine in GD like a little kid
Try to steal of PLEX out of a wreck
On a gate filled with 'Nados boosted out like heck
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die
Win.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
506
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Posted - 2013.02.04 17:58:00 -
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Approach your POS with your scanning alt... Which is not in your main corp. Forget password... 
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Diamond Bull
State War Academy
Caldari State
109
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:07:00 -
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Leave Highsec |
Remiel Pollard
Intergalactic Trade and Harm
1323
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:07:00 -
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Getting "stuck" between LCO's while trying to warp out of a plex because you're getting shot too much...
...and losing a faction-fit frigate because pathfinding sucks.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Remiel Pollard
Intergalactic Trade and Harm
1323
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:08:00 -
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Diamond Bull wrote:Leave Highsec
I get the feeling it would be substantially dumber to die while still in high sec, tbh.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
506
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:15:00 -
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Watching your tank collapse, webbed and scrammed by drones... Over-aggro kills another Tengu. 
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Ayuren Aakiwa
Wyvern Operations
58
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:17:00 -
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Decloaking a falcon and jamming a station when you are already outnumbered quite a bit.
Also, not something I do but see it a lot, going afk 200km or so off a gate/station.
pew pew 24/7 |
Diamond Bull
State War Academy
Caldari State
109
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Posted - 2013.02.04 18:26:00 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:Diamond Bull wrote:Leave Highsec I get the feeling it would be substantially dumber to die while still in high sec, tbh.
True but if you're afraid to die then leaving High is also not bright. :P |
Lord Battlestar
CALIMA COLLABORATIVE
Atrox Urbanis Respublique Abundatia
20
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Posted - 2013.02.04 20:02:00 -
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I once lost a Battleship I had bought the same day to a guy in a thorax cruiser. It was from that stupid 0m always miss bug, but I was still a stupid newb for not knowing what i was doing at the time.
I once podded myself by blowing a huge fart. |
Dersen Lowery
Laurentson INC
StructureDamage
412
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:15:00 -
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Accepting a fleet invite from someone you don't immediately recognize.
Malcanis for CSM 8 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1894
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:37:00 -
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After a night of drinking heavily and using your rather expensive implant set to chase down nano-frigates... you select "warp to station" rather than "dock" and pass out on your keyboard.
In a flimsy destroyer.
In the middle of a "hot" warzone.
With a "blinky" neutral undocking and docking at said station asking for a 1v1 in local.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
506
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:39:00 -
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3am, transiting Nul in a bomber with BPOs on-board. Wake up to find yourself in a station with a nice note from your insurance company.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Raptors Mole
The Pheasant Pluckers
82
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:41:00 -
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Stealing loot from a hauler wreck in Hi Sec!
There was loads of it, I clicked loot all giggling.
I think there was an "Are you sure, you are about to do something stupid box" Which I ignored, still giggling.
Popped by gate guns.
Concord don't do drugs, or slaves apparently.
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Tallian Saotome
Papercut Syndicate
Nuclear Arms Exchange
904
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:50:00 -
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Trying to solo a 50+ man geddon fleet in your carrier, cuz you think you are a hero.
Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |
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