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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.03.11 21:37:00 -
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omg call the ghostbusters!
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 Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.12 00:05:00 -
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Yes but then it's also true that bubbles > shuttles.
Since shuttles are so elusive people feel very safe in them as a 'running' ship or a 'get to your pvp rig' ship. Nothing is quite so amusing as trapping half an enemie fleet of pilots trying to get to their pvp ship with shuttles in your bubble :-P |
Breed Love
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Posted - 2006.03.12 00:07:00 -
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omg, so I just posted a link to this thread in some other wcs thread, and someone had to ressurect it. I knew this 
------ Originally by: Gariuys
Breed Love for president.
Originally by: Cipher Khadaffi
nerf breed love!
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ElCoCo
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Posted - 2006.03.12 02:24:00 -
[154]
I present you....
The iteron-kamikaze-interdictor(TM)
Yes, you too can now stop every capital ship from warping out even if you can't fly an interdictor.
Fill your trusty iteron 5 with lotsa shuttles.
Kamikazi the capital ship of your preference.
Have your wignmates blow you up glued to the capship.
Voila!
All the shuttles that survive the impact grow around the capship like mushrooms and ofc the unlucky pilot can't navigate away!
If that's not a definate testament of how overpowered the shuttles are I don't know what is. 
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.03.12 06:21:00 -
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I demand they nerf force recon. I had a force recon with only 1 sensor booster nearly insta-lock my shuttle a few days ago. Clearly such a ship is overpowered and should be nerfed, and sensor boosters removed from EVE.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran  |
Luthea
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:23:00 -
[156]
Omg, this post has to be on the "Stupidest Requests Ever" Hall Of Fame... D*mn pirate w*nkers...
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Royaldo
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:34:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah
Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
LOL , but seriously.. signed.
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Luthea
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:41:00 -
[158]
And yes, I believe the w*nker to be that stupid for real. Joke my ass. It's far from the first time we've seen these idiotic requests from pirate w*nkers.
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:58:00 -
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"Sweet nelly mah, looks like we got another comin' from the crypt. I'll go try and stuff er back in there."
Necro FTL 
shuttles > ibis > all < chuck norris
http://caldarisurplus.2myip.net
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Lorette
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Posted - 2006.03.12 10:06:00 -
[160]
<3 these threads 
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Linia
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:07:00 -
[161]
You anti-shjuttle people is too dumb
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Mag's
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:16:00 -
[162]
Has anyone got the time, to make a list of the serious posters?
Great stuff
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:18:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Linia
You anti-shjuttle people is too dumb
LMAO
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Hephaesteus
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:20:00 -
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6 pages dedicated to a joke post.  cool
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Knowing all, when all is unknown
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Maliber
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:19:00 -
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This thread is so cool. Everyone is so used to these nerf treads the always think its serious. I laughed my arse of while reading it.  Puts all these atention tomb whining post back in perspective. And it is the most fun i head reading in this channel for ages.
They should make a dedicated subchannel for attention cries with a few psychiatrists the help the poor ******* so we can have fitting posts here again 
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Managalar
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:23:00 -
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I was moving a 27% expander in a shuttle once with an alt when I was pod'd at a gate camp...I hope they pop'd the can without checking it.
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Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:27:00 -
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Nerf pods first!
I demand pods have a larger sig radius than a conq station, and the agility of a POS
If CCP doesn't change it immediately I will cancel all 13.2 of my accounts!
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With five million sheep in this army
I seem to be the only one fit to command
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Maliber
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:38:00 -
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Wait we have to create a topic with a dev name in it in the hope he reads it. Its best to do that in capital letters like: TOMB GOD OF NERF I WANT A EXPLANATION. 
And can someone plz go off topic. That has to happen in a nerf post.
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Fester Addams
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:48:00 -
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Im looking forward to seeing the T2 shuttles :)
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Ratey
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Posted - 2006.03.12 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ratey on 12/03/2006 14:04:18
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Drizit
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Posted - 2006.03.12 14:20:00 -
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Those shuttles need to be slowed down some. They are so fast that every time I fly one, I get scorch marks in my underpants.
Wel, I think they are scorch marks anyway
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My idea of an OS is one that Operates the System, not a complete package of every piece of software ever written.
Computers created "The Paperless Office". But some stupid fool invented a printer |
Word
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Posted - 2006.03.13 11:55:00 -
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Brian, yes I think you have a legitamate complaint here.
Some systems allow faster warping/jumping than others, depending on lag and load performance.
I will do system performance analysis for you as a favor if that helps.
Please give me the location and time of your next gate camp and I'll be happy to help you out.
Your friend,
Word
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Exus
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Posted - 2006.03.13 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah
Look, you cant always have a warpbubble up and webbers only work if you can lock in time and you need like 5-6 sensorboosters to catch a frig in time!!!! we need either a shuttlenerf or a AOE sig rating module like a smartbombs with sig boost.
range has to be at least 100 km or else you cant sit and snipe while using it. and it has to double sig at least to make you hit shuttles!!!
i suggest to add some low slots for some stabs, ATUKs would like it.
and also learn to use bubbles and large smart bombs dude.
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Winter Star
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Posted - 2006.03.13 12:38:00 -
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i agree so long as shuttles get 4x missile fiting to compensate!!1opneelenve
p.s the apoc is a big space banana.
Start wearing purple for me now
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.03.13 13:02:00 -
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I don't agree that shuttles should be nerfed. If you want to be able to gank them, then you should have to fit the right modules. Existing modules just aren't up to the job, so there should be a special shuttle targetting module that can only be used for this.
Given the importance of the free roaming shuttles to alliance security, this module will need to have very high skill and fitting requirements. In fact, it will be the only module ships using it will be able to fit. I realise this will limit its usefulness, but until t2 shuttles are introduced, I really think CCP need to be very careful in this area.
Gr8 thread btw.
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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Furious Dude
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Posted - 2006.03.13 13:58:00 -
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What a stupid thread!!
Ore thieving in a shuttle? Riiiight...
Just fit more sensor boosters, or ignore shuttles entirely
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Britannica
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Posted - 2006.03.13 14:08:00 -
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shuttles are exactly what CCP wanted them to be, fast disposable transport
if they do nerf shuttles to 1m3 cargo, 60m/s + vastly increased sig the CCP would very likely balance this nerf by making them imune to every form of electronic warfare including scramblers
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Jet Collins
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Posted - 2006.03.13 14:17:00 -
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One shot one kill. Just stop shotting wildly into space and aim you fools.
Some threads are just way to funny for words..
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Khory Thunderstar
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Posted - 2006.04.16 14:06:00 -
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Edited by: Khory Thunderstar on 16/04/2006 14:10:53
edit: Formating, spelling
Originally by: Brian Detaah
1) Shuttles can hold BPs, With these overpowered shuttles people can move all kinds of BPs into your space and you cant do jack!!!
Yes you can. camp the station, camp tho other gates, not just the entrance to your system chain, warp bubbles, etc.
Originally by: Brian Detaah
2) Shuttles can be used to scout and if they go transversal they are almost impossible for a BS to hit
You answered your own question in your question. Too hard for a Bs to hit? then use a interceptor. Dont want to risk loosing the isk you pay for a ceptor? use a freaking lv 1 frigate, for just over 300k. and fill it with sensor boosters.
Originally by: Brian Detaah
3) Shuttles can be used to bump people so they cant warp
That, i agree, could be a problem. Besides the point that a enemy has 1 less ship shooting/scrambling you, and had he brought another battleship you would be dead even faster
Originally by: Brian Detaah
4) Shuttles take no skills to fly, make a racial shuttle skil rank 5 (req racial frig 4, social 3) or so to make it fair so any 1 day only nub cant harras us in our camps!
Umm... great suggestion. Why not just give you a button that says "bring newbie to my gatecamp, jammed and webbed"? That would probably fit what you want. A shuttle cant really harass you, it cannot do anything against you. Only thing it can do is to pass safely trough many places. I can hardly see that as harassement.
Originally by: Brian Detaah
If people dont think that is too l33t i dont know what is!!!! It makes it impossible to control space at all!!!
No, it is not impossible to control space. If you d not want anything passing trough your space, you will need to spend money doing that. Interdictors and the like. A shuttle is absolutely no threat to you, or to your space, if you know what you are doing. Like in real world, having borders that no one can pass trough is VERY expensive, and even harder to achieve. (ever seen what USA has on the frontier with Mexico? Tell me that wasnt expensive, and prove me that there are no illegal mexicans going to US anymore. )
Same thing to you. You dont want anyone going trough your space, be ready to spend a LOT and need a LOT of coordination to do that.
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dosthesaint
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Posted - 2006.04.16 14:22:00 -
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/me takes not of everyone that replied seriously in this thread.
I found this rather amusing.
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