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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:38:00 -
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Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:40:00 -
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cos thatll make shuttles really useful
stfu, gankers
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Jeebs
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:40:00 -
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dude, i totally agree. shuttles are INVINCIBLE. they warp off as fast as a pod, BUT have a cargo hold. either nerf the cargo or the agility PLEASE.
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:41:00 -
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Oh yeah? you just like to run around our space in you shuttle hauling off stuff and orethieving. Be reasonable!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Kerby Lane
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:43:00 -
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The definetely need BC agility and BS signature radius as well as freighter speed.
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nirana
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: nirana on 17/07/2005 17:44:01 I dont agree with u Brian, i think they should up the speed by 4020m/s(before the skills are applied) then we really stand a chance. and add 1 high slot for probe launcer...
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thoth foc
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:43:00 -
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Either that or put their values up..
--thoth
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing cos thatll make shuttles really useful
stfu, gankers
Have to agree, fit more sensor boosters and stop whining.
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Sengir Warrior
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:49:00 -
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ROFL
ore thief in a shuttle!
hahahhahahahha
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:51:00 -
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Edited by: Brian Detaah on 17/07/2005 18:02:43 1) Shuttles can hold BPs, With these overpowered shuttles people can move all kinds of BPs into your space and you cant do jack!!! 2) Shuttles can be used to scout and if they go transversal they are almost impossible for a BS to hit 3) Shuttles can be used to bump people so they cant warp 4) Shuttles take no skills to fly, make a racial shuttle skil rank 5 (req racial frig 4, social 3) or so to make it fair so any 1 day only nub cant harras us in our camps!
If people dont think that is too l33t i dont know what is!!!! It makes it impossible to control space at all!!!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Jeebs
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Posted - 2005.07.17 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: Jeebs on 17/07/2005 17:58:05 also... shuttles repackage to just 500m3!!! with this new rediculous size, industrials full of 20-30 of them can just pop them out where they please... then not only do you have to play 3 card monty with the bp carriers.... but they can make it 50 card monty! its rediculous.
by the way is that the LEGO pirate ship in your sig Khaeten?
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:03:00 -
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Shuttles should require a rank 10 skill for each race trained to level 5
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aeti
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: DrunkenOne Shuttles should require a rank 10 skill for each race trained to level 5
wtf, are you crazy?
if that comes in i'm going to cancel all 10 of my accounts, damn ccp
they are shuttles ffs, they should get you places
at least give them +1 warp core strength per skill level or something
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Lucas Vicenzo
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:16:00 -
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Nerf shuttles, I wouldnt care if they let us use interbus instead.
While we are discussing stupid subjects, those rookie ships are a pain in the arse, way too overpowered for a starting ship.
That is all. You may now leave.
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Kerby Lane
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:18:00 -
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I will quite playing and destroy all my stuff then. I`ve been doing lvl 4 courier missions on my shuttle for the last year and I`ll have no point in playing eve if they nerf them
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Lucas Vicenzo
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kerby Lane I will quite playing and destroy all my stuff then. I`ve been doing lvl 4 courier missions on my shuttle for the last year and I`ll have no point in playing eve if they nerf them
I'd like to call his bluff and nerf them, infact, add in a "chance to implode" depending on skill level, adds some spice to the mix.
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Bazman
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:24:00 -
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shuttles are underpowered, give them a radio or something so we don't need to deal with the inherent crappyness of having one of the fastest method of non risky transport in the game. damn griefers
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Sojuro Ryosaki
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
Warp bubble and webber come to mind. A sensor booster also helps out.
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:40:00 -
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Look, you cant always have a warpbubble up and webbers only work if you can lock in time and you need like 5-6 sensorboosters to catch a frig in time!!!! we need either a shuttlenerf or a AOE sig rating module like a smartbombs with sig boost.
range has to be at least 100 km or else you cant sit and snipe while using it. and it has to double sig at least to make you hit shuttles!!!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Sku1ly
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:44:00 -
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I see your shuttle nerf and add one 'Anyone shooting at a shuttle immediately get blown up'.
Stupid idea?
Makes about as much sense as yours.
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:46:00 -
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OMG I make a argument, but you dont. Please at least argue you point.
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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ManOfHonor
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Posted - 2005.07.17 18:50:00 -
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this is a retarded idea, you are going to ***** about shuttles? whats next? noone in a newbcorp can exit 1.0 space? or maby a ship that webifiers and warpjams everything within 100km, they are SHUTTLES ffs, they cant shoot, they can take like 2 hits, an they have ONLY 10m3, which is nothing, and iv never seen anyone move BPs in a shuttle, no, we use Inties for that.
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Caeden Nicomachean
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:10:00 -
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Don't feed the trolls.
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nirana
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Caeden Nicomachean
Don't feed the trolls.
ive seen him in rl, he isnt a troll, just plain ugly...
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Brian Detaah on 17/07/2005 19:14:50 Im not a Troll!!! I just want those shuttles nerf cause this sucks!!!! Ok, i can understand the sig module is maybe to good, so maybe it should only have 75km range so there is also some risk the ganker.
But then it should req not skills, because shuttles dont take skills. Fair is fair!!!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:15:00 -
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i lost my navy raven and rattlesnake to shuttless - OMFG - NERF NERF NERF
CCP - make it so shuttles need dreadnought lvl5 to fly - and they can't warp, move 15m/s and have a 1m3 cargo hold or i'll quit!
me and my ganker buddies can;t shoot noobs to **** anymore
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Dimitri Forgroth
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:17:00 -
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Wonder how long this thread will take to lock.
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TekRa
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:17:00 -
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bu hu?
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nirana
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitri Forgroth Wonder how long this thread will take to lock.
i wonder how long its going to take me to pick that lock :\
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing i lost my navy raven and rattlesnake to shuttless - OMFG - NERF NERF NERF
CCP - make it so shuttles need dreadnought lvl5 to fly - and they can't warp, move 15m/s and have a 1m3 cargo hold or i'll quit!
me and my ganker buddies can;t shoot noobs to **** anymore
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Look, I just want a constructive discussion about a serious problem for the eve community and people just say stuff like this. Make a proper point, or stop trolling my great thread!
And please dont lock because im very serious!!!
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Ithildin
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:28:00 -
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Hell yeah! Those things have better powergrid and CPU than my beloved Navitas! Nerf!
On a serious note, the shuttles aren't really good at anything BUT fast transportation. If you nerf agility, then you have to increase speed a good bit or they loose all usefulness. Do YOU want to spend twice as long in an unarmed ship (granted the most beautiful ship in game if the shuttle is gallente) just to get from system a to system b when getting a new ship? Imagine we're talking 30 jumps, so instead of completing the journey in 20 minutes (with instants) you are forced to complete it in 45 minutes (due to more than twice as long time spent aligning). All this because a few PvPers got annoyed they could not kill a ship of no value carrying nothing of any value? (and don't go there on the pod, you had your chance when the ship poped in the first place!) -- If TC causes you discomfort that you feel is unwarranted or may be outside TC's current contract - contact me, please.
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 17/07/2005 19:54:19
This thread is great. So obviously a joke and yet so many ppl are taking it seriously...
Edit- It has to be a joke... right?!
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 19:59:00 -
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Edited by: Brian Detaah on 17/07/2005 19:59:12 yup
Capturing stns is boring
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Kerby Lane
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 17/07/2005 19:54:19
This thread is great. So obviously a joke and yet so many ppl are taking it seriously...
Edit- It has to be a joke... right?!
tss , dont tell everybody
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Kerby Lane
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 17/07/2005 19:54:19
This thread is great. So obviously a joke and yet so many ppl are taking it seriously...
Edit- It has to be a joke... right?!
tss , dont tell everybody
Sorry.
I'll bet some people feel like fools now anyhow.
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Ithildin Hell yeah! Those things have better powergrid and CPU than my beloved Navitas! Nerf!
On a serious note, the shuttles aren't really good at anything BUT fast transportation. If you nerf agility, then you have to increase speed a good bit or they loose all usefulness. Do YOU want to spend twice as long in an unarmed ship (granted the most beautiful ship in game if the shuttle is gallente) just to get from system a to system b when getting a new ship? Imagine we're talking 30 jumps, so instead of completing the journey in 20 minutes (with instants) you are forced to complete it in 45 minutes (due to more than twice as long time spent aligning). All this because a few PvPers got annoyed they could not kill a ship of no value carrying nothing of any value? (and don't go there on the pod, you had your chance when the ship poped in the first place!)
I have a navitas BPO
wanna have a bulk deal?
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Darlan Flame
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:23:00 -
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My Nafgar got podded by a m0o shuttle camp.
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Gariuys
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah *snip* im very serious!!!
Which is either very scary, or very sad. ~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~ A tool is only useless when you don't know how to use it. - ActiveX The grass is always greener on the other side. - JoCool |
Gariuys
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Originally by: Kerby Lane
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 17/07/2005 19:54:19
This thread is great. So obviously a joke and yet so many ppl are taking it seriously...
Edit- It has to be a joke... right?!
tss , dont tell everybody
Sorry.
I'll bet some people feel like fools now anyhow.
Well if the average quality of this here forum, would rise above the lvl of this thread ( which is very much not the case ) people would probably spot the "joke", but this fits right in with the isnane strings of completely... oh nvm. ~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~ A tool is only useless when you don't know how to use it. - ActiveX The grass is always greener on the other side. - JoCool |
The Hellion
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:36:00 -
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I just took a shuttle down through aridia, said hello to a mafia mining trip and made it through many low sec jumps without hassle barring the occasional lock.
Also my shuttle can't copulate with drones. They need balancing, overpowered in one respect, underpowered in another.
I agree with the original poster.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.07.17 20:56:00 -
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__________________
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Lagar
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Posted - 2005.07.17 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: Lagar on 17/07/2005 21:17:36 i saw about 3 of them pawning a Moros dreadnought the otherday.. Aparently it was cause they was tired of it Afk Mining up all the belts.. The Moros literly got owned.. and those bloddy shuttles managed to get away from concord as well..
aparently Concord did'nt manage to lock them fast enough.. I am supriced CCP did'nt ban them.. i did'nt get their names cause i was bussy enjoying the show
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Weirda
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Posted - 2005.07.17 21:17:00 -
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Edited by: Weirda on 17/07/2005 21:18:34
he have a point though - make it so shuttles can't use gate in 0.0 - or that they eject their cargo (and perhaps pilot) if locked...
on that note - make it so anyone using local (chat) can't gate for 15 seconds after using local (anti-smacktalk rule...)
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Niklas
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Posted - 2005.07.17 21:52:00 -
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Who says a bs is made to handle killing everyting from the gate to 100km. Sounds like your asking for alittle to much. Just put a destroyer at the 80km warpin point. He can target any shuttle from 100km to 60km and instagank them. And hauling a bpo in a shuttle is about as dumb as hauling one in an indy during a war There almost completely usless as it is, why take the one good thing about them away
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Kaylana Syi
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Posted - 2005.07.17 21:54:00 -
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Quote: Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
shuttle > griefers?
cry us a river while making yourself look like a nubified git -------------------- The Nest
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StarLite
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Posted - 2005.07.17 21:58:00 -
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warp-bubble Smart-bombs sensor-boosters [cormo with all T1 sb's locks shuttles in 0,8 secs...]
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2005.07.17 22:08:00 -
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Originally by: Gariuys
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Originally by: Kerby Lane
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 17/07/2005 19:54:19
This thread is great. So obviously a joke and yet so many ppl are taking it seriously...
Edit- It has to be a joke... right?!
tss , dont tell everybody
Sorry.
I'll bet some people feel like fools now anyhow.
Well if the average quality of this here forum, would rise above the lvl of this thread ( which is very much not the case ) people would probably spot the "joke", but this fits right in with the isnane strings of completely... oh nvm.
That is what makes it so diabolically clever imho
------------------------------------------------ `When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.' `The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.' `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Branmuffin
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Posted - 2005.07.17 22:29:00 -
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I think that actually making a dedicated scout ship off the Shuttles would be awesome.
Tech 2 shuttles with 1 mid and one low...
Just imagine...
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Laocoon
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Posted - 2005.07.17 22:50:00 -
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On a completely serious note, i was in my prophecy decked out with TII small beams, and this shuttle came in... i webbed it, warp scrambled it.... twice, and it was, like going at 2m/s, and then i got into optimal range, stopped, fired, and i got 5 x 300 damage wrecking shots! Then i shot 431 rockets at it. And it lived, somehow broke my lock and i couldnt get it back, and nudged me untill i fell into a black hole!!!!!!11111one
CCP! Please! Bring doom the almighty nerfbat of doom on these evil machinations! I mean, a zippy, weak shuttle should most definitely NOT be small and zippy, and should be weaker!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
erm.... no. this thread is rediculous. Please, for the love of god... just give up.
And since when does a huge ****off great Nimitz-type battleship thing (in rl) turn its 1 million inch cannons on a speedboat? (analogy heheh) ---------------
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OutofSight
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Posted - 2005.07.17 23:06:00 -
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If this is serious then well what has eve come to? Were actually complaining about shuttles? Wanting to nerf them? Next ill here that youll want Scotty the docking manager nerfed cos he has too much power over our ships in hangars. Hes only a scotsman tryin to make a livin....
A part of me died when I read this thread another part of me coudnt stop laughing
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.17 23:19:00 -
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All this thread needs now is a Photoshopped picture of a Shuttle, bristling with weaponry.
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Sadist
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Posted - 2005.07.17 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitri Forgroth Wonder how long this thread will take to lock.
Faster than to lock a shuttle. ---------------
Originally by: Dark Shikari "One Trit to rule them all, One Trit to find them, One Trit to bring them all, and in the veldspar bind them"
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.07.17 23:28:00 -
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Heavy Assault Shuttles anyone?
~Sobe
Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss
Combat Pilot and looking for a corp? Check AGSYN out here |
Liam Fremen
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Posted - 2005.07.17 23:50:00 -
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I love this comunity, ppl ask for nerf EVERYTHING!
lol nerfing the shuttle come on get a life.
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Dominik
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Posted - 2005.07.18 00:01:00 -
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OP: Man are you a crybaby or what? Stop shooting at defenseless ships and take some real risk.
You pirates will whine about anything.
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.18 00:04:00 -
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Originally by: Liam Fremen
I love this comunity, ppl ask for nerf EVERYTHING!
lol nerfing the shuttle come on get a life.
Ahahah this is great... they continue to read the first post and reply...
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Kerby Lane
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Posted - 2005.07.18 00:04:00 -
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Yeah. There is no honor in blobs so you can fight shuttle only using shuttle.
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Felony Assualt
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Posted - 2005.07.18 00:30:00 -
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This is such a retarded idea, what a waste of a
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DayVV4lkEr
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Posted - 2005.07.18 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Edited by: Brian Detaah on 17/07/2005 18:02:43 1) Shuttles can hold BPs, With these overpowered shuttles people can move all kinds of BPs into your space and you cant do jack!!! 2) Shuttles can be used to scout and if they go transversal they are almost impossible for a BS to hit 3) Shuttles can be used to bump people so they cant warp 4) Shuttles take no skills to fly, make a racial shuttle skil rank 5 (req racial frig 4, social 3) or so to make it fair so any 1 day only nub cant harras us in our camps!
If people dont think that is too l33t i dont know what is!!!! It makes it impossible to control space at all!!!
Get a smartbomb and stop whining. Guess warpdisruptors should help to, but who cares about shuttles ?
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Masu'di
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Posted - 2005.07.18 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
unfortunately a lot of people don't get irony in this world, you're going to get a lot of embarassing responses to this. |
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HUGO DRAX
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Posted - 2005.07.18 01:51:00 -
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Hook, Line and Sinker.
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.07.18 01:54:00 -
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LOL more like Hook, Line, Sinker, Fisherman, and Boat.
~Sobe
Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss
Combat Pilot and looking for a corp? Check AGSYN out here |
Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:19:00 -
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you wish you had a shuttle AS COOL AS MINE
\o/
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Ralphie
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:21:00 -
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The guy who lost the BPO to a Large T2 armor repairer....Wasnt he in one of these invincable shuttles??
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:28:00 -
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Edited by: Razner Cerizo on 18/07/2005 05:29:12
Originally by: Ralphie The guy who lost the BPO to a Large T2 armor repairer....Wasnt he in one of these invincable shuttles??
he must have been in a wimpy npc shuttle.
The Razner Industries Heavy Assault Shuttlecruiser Battlefrig is guaranteed 100% safe and 100% unsafe to your adversaries.
The US Military recently bought 8 of them for a specialty job, but lost 7 in a botched attempt to drag race them.
Edit - the remaining Razner Industries Heavy Assault Shuttlecruiser Battlefrig is cleverly disguised as a normal housecat and exists at 3874 Tenkey Lane, New York, New York.
Theyre THAT stealthy.
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franny
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:37:00 -
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/emote picks self off the floor
omg it hurts, don't think i've laughed that hard in ages |
Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:41:00 -
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You cant tell in the pic but my shuttle is actually towing that station with an invisible line.
No shots were fired to pwn the maller, I just whacked him with the station casually.
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Billybob Brown
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Posted - 2005.07.18 05:57:00 -
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lmao - this thread is great...
Mainly because it shows how people will ignore an entire thread and just read the original post. I hope they're checking back...
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Bubba Fett
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Posted - 2005.07.18 06:09:00 -
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People laugh and think shuttles are all weak and helpless. Nothing could be further from the truth. At one of my previous corps we used to do shuttlefights. Without any slots or weapons, combat is all about pilot skill and not who's got the best mods. I got so good at it that I've never been killed shuttlefighting.
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: Bubba Fett People laugh and think shuttles are all weak and helpless. Nothing could be further from the truth. At one of my previous corps we used to do shuttlefights. Without any slots or weapons, combat is all about pilot skill and not who's got the best mods. I got so good at it that I've never been killed shuttlefighting.
Omg your VIMPY SHUTTLE vs my awesomeone, Jita. 7:00. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2005.07.18 06:39:00 -
[71]
shuttles are the way they are since years - leave em alone..
there are a tad more important things todo
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Okoru
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Posted - 2005.07.18 06:50:00 -
[72]
if you're going to nerf them, just take away the cargohold
Sensor-boosters, bubbles, a lot of things you could use...
--- What I say has nothing to reflect on what my corp decides, because... I'm stupid! :D
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Trace RT
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:27:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Trace RT on 18/07/2005 07:27:04 doh O_o
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ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:29:00 -
[74]
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK All this thread needs now is a Photoshopped picture of a Shuttle, bristling with weaponry.
Originally by: Razner Cerizo you wish you had a shuttle AS COOL AS MINE
\o/
THANK YOU, thats perfect!
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Crewmen Redshirt
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:33:00 -
[75]
I chased off BoB fleet in my shuttle
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 08:06:00 -
[76]
now its gotten to the point where Im not sure theyre kidding when they say "dont nerf it use bubbles/painters/whatever" or "the devs have better things to do"... O_o
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Goberth Ludwig
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Posted - 2005.07.18 08:50:00 -
[77]
Yarr on a serious not, think of this:
Alt Shuttles with contraband, used in 0,5 or above during empire wars.
Warp to some enemy sniper camp and jettison cans with HOT CONTRABAND all around them :D
They cant shot the cans else concord wud blow them up, they cant pick the contraband off the cans to pop them otherwise they get redicoulus fines + sec hit.
If done well the cans can be so tight around them they cudnt even align to speed... oh geesh now THAT wud be funny eheheh
(another good reason to nerf shuttles)
- Gob |
MrRookie
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:09:00 -
[78]
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK
Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK All this thread needs now is a Photoshopped picture of a Shuttle, bristling with weaponry.
Originally by: Razner Cerizo you wish you had a shuttle AS COOL AS MINE
\o/
THANK YOU, thats perfect!
Coolest shuttle ever _____________________________________________
\o/ I got a siggy...
WTB 3x Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beams http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877 |
ErrorS
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:27:00 -
[79]
i thought this person was serious.
not my fault, there are a lot of threads like this..
and personally I wish shuttles could carry a single gun and a single low/med slot item. Sorta like mini-fighters, i think it would be cool. ________
I'm strict Caldari
"The grass is always greener on the other side" - Maybe they're not as uber as you think?
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Darkwolf
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:09:00 -
[80]
This thread is almost as funny as the guy who wanted pods nerfed :P
(in case you were serious, how about just using a smartbomb?)
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Jubeli
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:22:00 -
[81]
I think they should add a feat. so we can do kamikaze runs with the shuttles, that would be so cool, ramming BSs and making say 2000 dmg and shields won't help. |
bundy bear
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:23:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Brian Detaah Edited by: Brian Detaah on 17/07/2005 18:02:43 1) Shuttles can hold BPs, With these overpowered shuttles people can move all kinds of BPs into your space and you cant do jack!!!
Wow BP's how scary
2) Shuttles can be used to scout and if they go transversal they are almost impossible for a BS to hit
Ok maybe BS's arent the best anti shuttle platform. Try a frigate with a couple of sensor boosters. If this doesnt worky get out a bubble they are cheap and effective.
3) Shuttles can be used to bump people so they cant warp
How could u be worried about a shuttle being able to bump u offline? i would be more worried about warp scrambling frigates unless u are a WCS *****.
4) Shuttles take no skills to fly, make a racial shuttle skil rank 5 (req racial frig 4, social 3) or so to make it fair so any 1 day only nub cant harras us in our camps!
dude shuttles do actually have a purpose. So a noob that has just started playing the game will have to buy actual frigates to fly between his own ships in other stations.
If people dont think that is too l33t i dont know what is!!!! It makes it impossible to control space at all!!!
Get a bubble that should fix your problem there is nothing wrong with shuttles and they shouldnt be changed imo
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Exus
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:49:00 -
[83]
dont even think to nerf the shuttles, they are so usefull and ganker-angering :)
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:56:00 -
[84]
LOL @ people still responding seriously
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Lagar
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Posted - 2005.07.18 13:22:00 -
[85]
Originally by: DrunkenOne LOL @ people still responding seriously
ofcorse we are completly serius in this
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Jet Collins
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Posted - 2005.07.18 15:11:00 -
[86]
Sweet thanks now i know how to get into 0.0 and set up a base whooottt.
Stop your whining and find a real job.
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.07.18 15:20:00 -
[87]
Quote: This thread is almost as funny as the guy who wanted pods nerfed
I think I remember that one, the pod had to high EM resistance right? It was unfair on Amarr ships since they only do Em and thermal damage... ------------------------- Grand Agitator Rabid defender of the Cold War voice
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2005.07.18 15:30:00 -
[88]
I agree, why should shuttles be more agile than interceptors!
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.18 20:07:00 -
[89]
Originally by: DrunkenOne LOL @ people still responding seriously
This should be given to CCP as some sort of test result. "Number of people who dont read entire thread".
Its fascinating
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Sessho Seki
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Posted - 2005.07.18 21:53:00 -
[90]
If the gankers are complaining about it, you know itÆs balanced.
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Aadarm
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Posted - 2005.07.19 02:55:00 -
[91]
Way too many serious replies to this thread, This community scares me...
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Meridius
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Posted - 2005.07.19 03:57:00 -
[92]
nerf aeti ________________________________________________________
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Rakasashan Endir
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Posted - 2005.07.19 08:34:00 -
[93]
I personally disagree with the reasoning behind nerfing the shuttle. If anything, it needs a boost. In all my time playing EVE, I do't think anyone has attempted to mae use of a shuttle in a fleet engagment, that I have been in.
Even though it has the highest base speed in the EVE Universe, it's lack of medium or low slots means that we shuttle pilots are unable to improve upon that base speed, so the slower interceptors are in reality much faster.
In addition to its lack of a medium or low slot, it also lacks a valuable highslot. We can't very well arm my shuttle with an arbalast cruise launcher without such a slot, and with out the use of a BCU in the low slot, the cruise launcher in the high slot could hardly be considered to be operating at peak efficiancy.
As a third point, we would like to bring to the attention of the EVE community and the esteemed CCP developers at CCP the the shuttle is impossible to tank. The Caldari shuttle, for example, lacks the ample shield that would allow me to properly tank in Caldari fasion. In addition to my earlier grievence against the lack of a mid slot, it becomes quite aparent that a shield tank will be impossible. Also, take note of my priar statement addressing the absence of the low slot that would normally allow armor tanking. And as a final point to the shuttle's distinct inability to tank is that combined, the cavity formed by both the mid and low slots prevents the surprise structure tank. Without these, it isn't even nescisary to bring to the for the insultingly small capacitor with which we disenfranchised shuttle pilots must cope with, which only adds to our inability to pull off a proper tank.
As a fourth, and perhaps final note, we will bring to your educated attention the diminutive cargohold with which we must accomplish our duties. Had we been able to manage a way to fit a weapon turret on the shuttle, which you are no doubt aware of by now to be impossible, we would hardly be capable of storing the nescisary amunition to keep it running for any kind of an extended period of time. This problem leaves me with lasers as the alternative, but for the same reason that the limited capacitor charge prevents tanking in our shuttle, we are unable to use lasers. This limited transpor capacity also limits the post combat duties of "looting" for lack of a better and similarly concise word. With only 10M^3, we shuttle pilots are unable to perform this task with asgreat an efficiancy as say, a Badger, whos combat presence is also far superior to that of the shuttle.
To fix thes problems, it would be advisable that the shuttle's base speed remain unaltered, but add a middle and lowslot for improved speed and handling. Secondly, the addition of 2-3 Highslots for the apropriate weaponry acording to race be added with CPU an powergrid adjusted to accomidate the needs of the new weaponry. As a third measure of the solution, the dignified developers should see to it that the shuttle gain the apropriate medium and low slots for tanking, in addition to a capacitor boost. As an example, the Caldari shuttle would require a minimum of two more slots, coupled with the one mentioned earlier for speed modificatios, to allow for shield boosting and hardening. Lastly, the cargo should be extended to a generous 450M^3 to allow for a ore efficiant gathering of the remaining intact parts that combat leaves behind.
However, not all things are as cripled as the shuttle. The capsule is by far the most overballanced vessel in he game. Bare in mand that it is an escape pod, and as such its facilities should be limited. It should have no shield what-so-ever, and it is rediculous to belive that an emergency vessel of such limited proportions should have a warp drive. If it were up to me, it would remain drifting in the same speed an direction as the ship that once bore the pod and pilot through combat.
ps This thread and those that posted in it gave me some of the best lau...Curses! Out of characters!
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Dracolich
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Posted - 2005.07.19 09:06:00 -
[94]
I can't believe someone actually starting a topic concerning shuttles, omg. Can't even believe i am posting this. Who wants to kill shuttles anyway? Maybe you should stop sniping and actually start pvp'ing. _______________________________________
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ZelRox
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Posted - 2005.07.19 09:10:00 -
[95]
<3 Shuttle ----------------------
I wanna tuc tuc .. |
Uggster
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Posted - 2005.07.19 11:02:00 -
[96]
Nerf ATUK
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Raynaar
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Posted - 2005.07.19 11:20:00 -
[97]
What do I think? You're just a piece of ****... but then again, I've been drinking... catch me again tomorrow... I may call you a piece of **** again...
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Rakasashan Endir
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Posted - 2005.07.19 11:24:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Raynaar What do I think? You're just a piece of ****... but then again, I've been drinking... catch me again tomorrow... I may call you a piece of **** again...
Woah! Simmer down there felluh. Find a bed and go to sleep and I'll make sure there is a bloody marey waiting for you in the morning.
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Raynaar
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Posted - 2005.07.19 11:43:00 -
[99]
sry all, just tired... tried to catch that after i typed it, but some1 alrdy quoted... no offense intended...
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Caelric
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Posted - 2005.07.19 16:22:00 -
[100]
Instead of nerfing shuttles, I think we need to remove all pods from the game. It is hard enuff to kill a ship, and then I have to kill the pod on top of that... Also a pod allows pilots to escape and therefore they have no incentive to worry about about their ships because they know they are safe.
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Dionysus Davinci
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Posted - 2005.07.19 16:34:00 -
[101]
Shuttles should require Advance Spaceship Command V
Am I doing this right?
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Majin Buu
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Posted - 2005.07.19 17:20:00 -
[102]
the only thing i want to know is when are tech 2 shuttles being released!!!? 5 ATUK
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Crusher166
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Posted - 2005.07.19 17:22:00 -
[103]
Crusher - Arcane Technologies |
Billybob Brown
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Posted - 2005.07.19 17:52:00 -
[104]
and still people thinking this thread is serious...
Maybe the 100th serious anser should win some sort of prize?
Glasses maybe?
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Ronin Woman
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Posted - 2005.07.19 20:23:00 -
[105]
This thread topic is so stupid, I just have to put my .02 ISK in cuz it will ruin all my plans to organise a shuttle invasion & blockade running fleet.
Those ebil alliance's won't know what hit them & they will be bankrupt in a month. Yarrr
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Dark Silver
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Posted - 2005.07.20 01:18:00 -
[106]
HAHAHAHA, nerf my claw, it warps faster than a shuttle, can move faster than a shuttle (much faster) and has 120m3 of cargo space when fully fitted!!! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.20 03:16:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Dark Silver HAHAHAHA, nerf my claw, it warps faster than a shuttle, can move faster than a shuttle (much faster) and has 120m3 of cargo space when fully fitted!!!
lol wtf omg game breaking tbh lol 420 <3
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2005.07.20 09:27:00 -
[108]
Nerf shuttles!!!
THE funny!!!
Stop wasting forum space people. signature? What signature? ;) |
ELECTR0FREAK
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Posted - 2005.07.20 10:01:00 -
[109]
Wow. Just SO many people who can't see when someone is posting tongue-in-cheek. After reading idiotic threads with people whining about stupid stuff, coming back to this one gives me a nice chuckle.
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bundy bear
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Posted - 2005.07.20 13:21:00 -
[110]
With some of the **** people whine about i wouldnt be surprised if he was serious.
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Jubeli
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Posted - 2005.07.20 13:56:00 -
[111]
We should remove pods also..
Oh and what is this I hear about high-slots on BSs? If they can have them why can't shuttles? Thank you CCP for nerfing the one ane only beautyful ship ..that being the shuttle!
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MrRookie
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Posted - 2005.07.20 14:07:00 -
[112]
and the damn shuttle even got grid and cpu :`( _____________________________________________
\o/ I got a siggy...
WTB 3x Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beams http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877 |
Marvel Master
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Posted - 2005.07.20 14:12:00 -
[113]
Yesterday a gaggle of shuttles attacked me in XZH. I could warp out with 2% structure. Know i am alienate about the new danger of EVE. I will never undock again, if CCP will not nerf the shuttles. Advanced Spaceship Command Level 5 should the minium requirement to use them.
See you in Yulai.
Marvel
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2005.07.20 15:13:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Professor McFly on 20/07/2005 15:13:30 Shuttles make great ninja miners, just use the nose to break off the ore from the asteroid surface.
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Tsunari
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Posted - 2005.07.20 16:07:00 -
[115]
*laugh* Gate gankers complaining about lack of skill.. *laugh* x 2
Try some real PvP folks.
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2005.07.20 16:43:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Jeebs dude, i totally agree. shuttles are INVINCIBLE. they warp off as fast as a pod, BUT have a cargo hold. either nerf the cargo or the agility PLEASE.
Kinda funny your sig contains a kill-board of a shuttle and your saying they are invincible?
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter,pirate[/i] or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box and from this site.
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ansemic
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Posted - 2005.07.20 19:22:00 -
[117]
Just thought I'd say that shuttles are really useful. Especially when you need to get through lots of 0.0 systems quickly. 30+ plus 0.0 jumps without using instas is no problem.
Shuttles are also great for hauling blue prints.
CCP - don't mess with shuttles
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Aitrus
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Posted - 2005.07.20 19:42:00 -
[118]
Edited by: Aitrus on 20/07/2005 19:44:23
Originally by: Razner Cerizo you wish you had a shuttle AS COOL AS MINE
\o/
You win the internet. I bow to you.
EDIT: People who took this thread seriously = teh lose.
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Admiral Hollow
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Posted - 2005.07.20 21:18:00 -
[119]
Honestly... This is the lamest ideea i have ever heard. Nerf.. shuttles... What do you want us to do then? WALK?
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Flash Landsraad
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Posted - 2005.07.20 22:01:00 -
[120]
This thread is absolutely hillarious!!!! hahahahahah
I can't believe how seriously the anti-thread people are taking it! Personally had you not obviously been a pirate I would have thought it a **** take.
(BTW: CCP will never make changes like these so I don't see the point in arguing over it...) ________________________________________________
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Rakasashan Endir
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Posted - 2005.07.21 00:48:00 -
[121]
/me wonders if anyone bothered to read my looong post...
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.21 01:48:00 -
[122]
As new King of The Internet, I declare this to be the best thread frickin' ever.
More photoshopping soon to come, brb.
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Nijiyami
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Posted - 2005.07.21 02:08:00 -
[123]
lol have u camped a gate for more than 5 seconds in ur entire life?
hint: if u cant catch a ship which can insta-warp...catch it at the next gate
/tosses damp cabbages
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.21 02:10:00 -
[124]
Part 1 of a great series:
Clickeh!
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.07.21 02:48:00 -
[125]
h4x
Part 2
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Billybob Brown
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Posted - 2005.07.21 07:28:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Rakasashan Endir /me wonders if anyone bothered to read my looong post...
I did - and you win the prize for responding most seriously in a joke thread... I was going to quote you ages ago but you already reached the thread character length limit lol...
You do know this is a joke thread, aye?
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Dark Silver
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Posted - 2005.07.21 23:38:00 -
[127]
Edited by: Dark Silver on 21/07/2005 23:38:08 I'm petitioning to CCP now to nerf this thread so that only players with 16m or more sp can actually post in here!
Great shuttle piccies btw :) (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
agronomas
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Posted - 2005.07.21 23:40:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Razner Cerizo Part 1 of a great series:
Clickeh!
shutle of doom
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Rakasashan Endir
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Posted - 2005.08.23 15:38:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Billybob Brown
Originally by: Rakasashan Endir /me wonders if anyone bothered to read my looong post...
I did - and you win the prize for responding most seriously in a joke thread... I was going to quote you ages ago but you already reached the thread character length limit lol...
You do know this is a joke thread, aye?
The PS that got cut off at the end was to have said, "This thread and those that posted in it gave me some of the best laughs I have had in a long time."
I do know it is a joke, yes.
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Thyro
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Posted - 2005.08.23 16:16:00 -
[130]
Edited by: Thyro on 23/08/2005 16:16:08
Originally by: Brian Detaah Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
I do partly agree with you...
But in my opinion Shuttles need other things before what you suggest. Things like...
Shuttles should allow to mount Dreads weapons
Shuttles should be able to ramm and destroy gate gankers
I sign up to have a Shuttle Dread!
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RougeTrader
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:17:00 -
[131]
Where's our faction shuttles?
CCP you promised us these in Beta!
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KilROCK
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:39:00 -
[132]
lmao..
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Lanu
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Posted - 2005.08.23 19:27:00 -
[133]
This funny is so funny its sad
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Drunken miner
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Posted - 2005.08.23 23:24:00 -
[134]
I do partly agree with you...
But in my opinion Shuttles need other things before what you suggest. Things like...
Shuttles should allow to mount Dreads weapons
Shuttles should be able to ramm and destroy gate gankers
I sign up to have a Shuttle Dread!
yup i agree and i dont why i cant quote lol
i sign for the dread shuttle
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Gabby05
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Posted - 2005.08.24 00:52:00 -
[135]
Some people really do need to take a break from this game.
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Blind Man
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Posted - 2005.08.24 00:54:00 -
[136]
T2 shuttles 4tl!!! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
Marcus Silverblade
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Posted - 2006.03.11 14:39:00 -
[137]
Like the guy said earlier, with all the stuff people whine about, I'm kinda not certain it was a joke, or got turned into one after the barrages of WTF??? posts to save face.
I'm not drunk, I'm exhausted because I've been up all night drinking-Peter Griffin |
Halada
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Posted - 2006.03.11 14:51:00 -
[138]
I thought this was going to be a joke... You can easily lock and scramble a shuttle with sensor booster.
One word comes to mind: stfu
Cheers
My ''All you want to know about mining'' Guide |
keepiru
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Posted - 2006.03.11 15:37:00 -
[139]
She canna take it anymore captain, we're experiencing a catastrophic sense-of-humour failure!
Abandon ship! o// --------------------
Official ISD cake & bree reserve thief. Barricades a speciality! Last stands on request. |
Alex Tantra
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Posted - 2006.03.11 15:48:00 -
[140]
Heaven't read through, probably been said, but get off yer lazy arse and buy some pretty warp bubbles _________________________________________________________
omgwtfx0rbbqsauce |
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Teufel Hunden
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Posted - 2006.03.11 19:09:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Brian Detaah Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
This one tooth fairy... actually my favorite one of them all told me about this nice thingy magiga in EvE Universe called SMART BOMB ohhh and also this just the most darlin' thingy magiga called the WARP BUBBLE... but i dunno sometimes she just gets drunk and tells me bunch of fairy tales so don't quote me on this one
P.S. Please let us know how we can improve your easy gank life, and make it more easy and convinient for you.
Please send all the request to www.imacrybaby.com
Sincerely yours bonified nooblar
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Vathar
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Posted - 2006.03.11 19:20:00 -
[142]
Necromancy is baad ____________
Space Shaman http://www.elegance-corp.net/images/sig/vat-sig.jpg Don't take life seriously, you'll not survive it anyway Erf, my sig is 240003 bytes wide; that's 3 byt |
Rei Toai
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Posted - 2006.03.11 19:21:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Rei Toai on 11/03/2006 19:22:09 ....
best. thread. ever.
edit: w00t ... didn't read the date of the op ... thought it was a counter "nerf WCS!!" thread
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.03.11 19:41:00 -
[144]
This is a comedy thread, right?
Make a Difference
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Wolverine PL
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Posted - 2006.03.11 20:04:00 -
[145]
I dont agree, shuttles are overpowerd, they need more hi slots, like 6 siege missile launchers, 8 low slots. and 10000000000000000000000000m3 cargo hold.
Comeon, guys, you cant kill shuttle?? Put mobile warp disruptor and stop whining.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.03.11 20:09:00 -
[146]
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RecruitMe@NOINT! |
Professor McFly
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Posted - 2006.03.11 20:17:00 -
[147]
If I were a mod I would instaban everyone who replied seriously to this.
I'm glad to see those pictures are still up __________________ Inappropriate link description. --Jorauk mods - pwning sigs since 1943 |
Keven
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Posted - 2006.03.11 20:35:00 -
[148]
dumbest thread ever
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Baun
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Posted - 2006.03.11 20:48:00 -
[149]
As long as they leave Goru's Shuttle :P
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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Rigsta
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Posted - 2006.03.11 21:23:00 -
[150]
Joke thread being taken seriously FTW ----------------------------------------------- My Ideas: Drones wish list <-- 2 years old. I always knew the voice w |
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.03.11 21:37:00 -
[151]
omg call the ghostbusters! ----------------
Originally by: Abdalion Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.12 00:05:00 -
[152]
Yes but then it's also true that bubbles > shuttles.
Since shuttles are so elusive people feel very safe in them as a 'running' ship or a 'get to your pvp rig' ship. Nothing is quite so amusing as trapping half an enemie fleet of pilots trying to get to their pvp ship with shuttles in your bubble :-P |
Breed Love
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Posted - 2006.03.12 00:07:00 -
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omg, so I just posted a link to this thread in some other wcs thread, and someone had to ressurect it. I knew this ------ Originally by: Gariuys Breed Love for president.
Originally by: Cipher Khadaffi nerf breed love!
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ElCoCo
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Posted - 2006.03.12 02:24:00 -
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I present you....
The iteron-kamikaze-interdictor(TM)
Yes, you too can now stop every capital ship from warping out even if you can't fly an interdictor.
Fill your trusty iteron 5 with lotsa shuttles.
Kamikazi the capital ship of your preference.
Have your wignmates blow you up glued to the capship.
Voila!
All the shuttles that survive the impact grow around the capship like mushrooms and ofc the unlucky pilot can't navigate away!
If that's not a definate testament of how overpowered the shuttles are I don't know what is.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.03.12 06:21:00 -
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I demand they nerf force recon. I had a force recon with only 1 sensor booster nearly insta-lock my shuttle a few days ago. Clearly such a ship is overpowered and should be nerfed, and sensor boosters removed from EVE.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve... This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |
Luthea
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:23:00 -
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Omg, this post has to be on the "Stupidest Requests Ever" Hall Of Fame... D*mn pirate w*nkers...
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Royaldo
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:34:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Ok, the shuttle is just TOO overpowered. Like, today we were camping and 3 times a shuttle just jumped in and warp off, not even our frigs could catch. Its has like too low sig and too high agility. IT NOT FAIR!!!!
I suggest that the sig has to be upped by 40% and the agility made like a cruiser or BC.
SIGN UP!!!!!!!
LOL , but seriously.. signed.
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Luthea
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:41:00 -
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And yes, I believe the w*nker to be that stupid for real. Joke my ass. It's far from the first time we've seen these idiotic requests from pirate w*nkers.
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.03.12 09:58:00 -
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"Sweet nelly mah, looks like we got another comin' from the crypt. I'll go try and stuff er back in there."
Necro FTL
shuttles > ibis > all < chuck norris
http://caldarisurplus.2myip.net
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Lorette
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Posted - 2006.03.12 10:06:00 -
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<3 these threads
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Linia
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:07:00 -
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You anti-shjuttle people is too dumb
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Mag's
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:16:00 -
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Has anyone got the time, to make a list of the serious posters?
Great stuff
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Linia You anti-shjuttle people is too dumb
LMAO __________________ Inappropriate link description. --Jorauk mods - pwning sigs since 1943 |
Hephaesteus
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Posted - 2006.03.12 11:20:00 -
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6 pages dedicated to a joke post. cool
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Knowing all, when all is unknown
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Maliber
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:19:00 -
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This thread is so cool. Everyone is so used to these nerf treads the always think its serious. I laughed my arse of while reading it. Puts all these atention tomb whining post back in perspective. And it is the most fun i head reading in this channel for ages.
They should make a dedicated subchannel for attention cries with a few psychiatrists the help the poor ******* so we can have fitting posts here again
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Managalar
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:23:00 -
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I was moving a 27% expander in a shuttle once with an alt when I was pod'd at a gate camp...I hope they pop'd the can without checking it. =======Abaddon=======
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Copine Callmeknau
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:27:00 -
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Nerf pods first! I demand pods have a larger sig radius than a conq station, and the agility of a POS
If CCP doesn't change it immediately I will cancel all 13.2 of my accounts!
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With five million sheep in this army I seem to be the only one fit to command
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Maliber
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:38:00 -
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Wait we have to create a topic with a dev name in it in the hope he reads it. Its best to do that in capital letters like: TOMB GOD OF NERF I WANT A EXPLANATION.
And can someone plz go off topic. That has to happen in a nerf post.
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Fester Addams
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Posted - 2006.03.12 12:48:00 -
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Im looking forward to seeing the T2 shuttles :)
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Ratey
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Posted - 2006.03.12 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ratey on 12/03/2006 14:04:18 oops wrong post srry,, |
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Drizit
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Posted - 2006.03.12 14:20:00 -
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Those shuttles need to be slowed down some. They are so fast that every time I fly one, I get scorch marks in my underpants.
Wel, I think they are scorch marks anyway
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Word
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Posted - 2006.03.13 11:55:00 -
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Brian, yes I think you have a legitamate complaint here.
Some systems allow faster warping/jumping than others, depending on lag and load performance.
I will do system performance analysis for you as a favor if that helps.
Please give me the location and time of your next gate camp and I'll be happy to help you out. Your friend, Word
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Exus
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Posted - 2006.03.13 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Brian Detaah Look, you cant always have a warpbubble up and webbers only work if you can lock in time and you need like 5-6 sensorboosters to catch a frig in time!!!! we need either a shuttlenerf or a AOE sig rating module like a smartbombs with sig boost.
range has to be at least 100 km or else you cant sit and snipe while using it. and it has to double sig at least to make you hit shuttles!!!
i suggest to add some low slots for some stabs, ATUKs would like it. and also learn to use bubbles and large smart bombs dude.
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Winter Star
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Posted - 2006.03.13 12:38:00 -
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i agree so long as shuttles get 4x missile fiting to compensate!!1opneelenve
p.s the apoc is a big space banana.
Start wearing purple for me now
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.03.13 13:02:00 -
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I don't agree that shuttles should be nerfed. If you want to be able to gank them, then you should have to fit the right modules. Existing modules just aren't up to the job, so there should be a special shuttle targetting module that can only be used for this.
Given the importance of the free roaming shuttles to alliance security, this module will need to have very high skill and fitting requirements. In fact, it will be the only module ships using it will be able to fit. I realise this will limit its usefulness, but until t2 shuttles are introduced, I really think CCP need to be very careful in this area.
Gr8 thread btw.
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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Furious Dude
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Posted - 2006.03.13 13:58:00 -
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What a stupid thread!!
Ore thieving in a shuttle? Riiiight...
Just fit more sensor boosters, or ignore shuttles entirely
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Britannica
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Posted - 2006.03.13 14:08:00 -
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shuttles are exactly what CCP wanted them to be, fast disposable transport
if they do nerf shuttles to 1m3 cargo, 60m/s + vastly increased sig the CCP would very likely balance this nerf by making them imune to every form of electronic warfare including scramblers
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Jet Collins
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Posted - 2006.03.13 14:17:00 -
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One shot one kill. Just stop shotting wildly into space and aim you fools.
Some threads are just way to funny for words..
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Khory Thunderstar
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Posted - 2006.04.16 14:06:00 -
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Edited by: Khory Thunderstar on 16/04/2006 14:10:53 edit: Formating, spelling
Originally by: Brian Detaah 1) Shuttles can hold BPs, With these overpowered shuttles people can move all kinds of BPs into your space and you cant do jack!!!
Yes you can. camp the station, camp tho other gates, not just the entrance to your system chain, warp bubbles, etc.
Originally by: Brian Detaah 2) Shuttles can be used to scout and if they go transversal they are almost impossible for a BS to hit
You answered your own question in your question. Too hard for a Bs to hit? then use a interceptor. Dont want to risk loosing the isk you pay for a ceptor? use a freaking lv 1 frigate, for just over 300k. and fill it with sensor boosters.
Originally by: Brian Detaah 3) Shuttles can be used to bump people so they cant warp
That, i agree, could be a problem. Besides the point that a enemy has 1 less ship shooting/scrambling you, and had he brought another battleship you would be dead even faster
Originally by: Brian Detaah 4) Shuttles take no skills to fly, make a racial shuttle skil rank 5 (req racial frig 4, social 3) or so to make it fair so any 1 day only nub cant harras us in our camps!
Umm... great suggestion. Why not just give you a button that says "bring newbie to my gatecamp, jammed and webbed"? That would probably fit what you want. A shuttle cant really harass you, it cannot do anything against you. Only thing it can do is to pass safely trough many places. I can hardly see that as harassement.
Originally by: Brian Detaah If people dont think that is too l33t i dont know what is!!!! It makes it impossible to control space at all!!!
No, it is not impossible to control space. If you d not want anything passing trough your space, you will need to spend money doing that. Interdictors and the like. A shuttle is absolutely no threat to you, or to your space, if you know what you are doing. Like in real world, having borders that no one can pass trough is VERY expensive, and even harder to achieve. (ever seen what USA has on the frontier with Mexico? Tell me that wasnt expensive, and prove me that there are no illegal mexicans going to US anymore. )
Same thing to you. You dont want anyone going trough your space, be ready to spend a LOT and need a LOT of coordination to do that.
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dosthesaint
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Posted - 2006.04.16 14:22:00 -
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/me takes not of everyone that replied seriously in this thread.
I found this rather amusing.
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Arkanor
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Posted - 2006.04.16 14:53:00 -
[181]
ITBL!
Shuttles have more shields than noobships methinks. ________________________________________________
Originally by: Imperial Baddour I just lost my ship, and dont feel like playing anymore!
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mamolian
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Posted - 2006.04.16 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
stfu, gankers
Then use an interceptor.. not a bloody frigate. If your planning a life of piracy.. at least learn how to do it right..
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Breed Love
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Posted - 2006.04.16 15:38:00 -
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zomg! Some one just had to resurrect this thread again and with a serious reply even!! ------ Originally by: Gazon In any case, the whole affair had one lasting effect: Awarding Stormriders the label of ridiculous drug addicts with a tendency towards utterly foolish actions.
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smallgreenblur
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Posted - 2006.04.16 15:53:00 -
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Let the poor horse die in peace...
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.04.16 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari Istvaan Shogaatsu's ego, when combined with a veldspar asteroid, would create 500 titans. Too bad he's never mined.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |
Valium Summer
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Posted - 2006.04.16 23:57:00 -
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Edited by: Valium Summer on 17/04/2006 00:01:03 .
I thought the original poster was kidding... Was he?
Please tell me he was/is.
Everybody will complain about everything always.
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K1K1R1K1
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Posted - 2006.04.17 00:18:00 -
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Sarcasm is reaching critical mass... stop before the forum implodes!!! ____________________________________________ Don't worry aboutit |
Sharl Hawkeye
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Posted - 2006.04.17 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: K1K1R1K1 Sarcasm is reaching critical mass... stop before the forum implodes!!!
Signed.
If people don't have the ability to blow a shuttle, why they are bothered to become pirates?
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.04.17 00:32:00 -
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IBTL!
What shuttles over powered? What am I gonna do once my lovely miner ship is destroyed and I wnt to annoy the people stealing my ore by warping in an out repeatedly. --------------
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Teblin
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Posted - 2006.04.17 00:33:00 -
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Old thread. Locked.
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