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Phasics
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Posted - 2005.07.18 06:31:00 -
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what the most ruthless underhanded down right ditry but ultimatly classic pwnage story you've got.
and yes will accept a friend of a freind of mine stories.
can be combat market corp etc etc etc anything ingame that your ebil ass got away with
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Kuggington
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:24:00 -
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This was back in Castor in the newbie corp:
I was flying a caracal. Another member of the corp(we'll call him Bob) got on everyone's nerves. He begged, he tried to scam at least one person, and he just generally ****ed people off. Apparently I seemed like a nice guy, so Bob in his shiny new Merlin asks him to come help him hunt...in a .3 system. So I did for about half an hour, the spawns weren't too great but they could've been worse. Then, what seemed like a perfect opportunity arose for me. I locked him and unloaded my 5 heavy missiles into him, destroying his Merlin. I decided to be nice and left his pod intact. He went back into the corp chat and whined, and whined and whined about it. Funnily enough, everyone sided with me. I recall one particularly amusing section of the conversation from a few days later when Bob finally got back on again.
Bob: Kuggington is the worst person ever Someone Else: Kuggington is our friend
He logged off a short while later and never got back on again.
Not long after Exodus was released:
A few of my friends joined the game. One of them was doing a deadspace mission, and he was convinced that he had to blow up one of the structures with a lot of HP. So we all helped him out. He was in a Coercer, another friend was in a Cormorant, and the third was in a Rupture. I was in a Ferox, my raven was out in 0.0 so it was the best I could get at the time.
Now, they wanted to be pirates, to start their own pirate corp even. I doubt they would've done well anyway, but I wanted them to know what being pirated felt like. They decided to go hunting in .4 space, and I said I'd tag along. So three of us get there, and we wait at a planet for the last guy to show up. When this happened, I popped the two destroyers then almost got to the Rupture when he warped away and docked. If I had been planning on it before I would've fit a scrambler, but oh well. The three of them and two more friends ended up quitting the game. Now the play WoW, and I laugh at them.
Probably not the best stories, but they amuse me.
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infused
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:28:00 -
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War dec'ed a corp, 1 man vs 38.
They talked crap to me for days...
6 of there members defected to me. We *have* poded over 4 people so far (just 2 of us). A merc corp also decleared war just after us and camped their station for a few days. Now there corp count is at 11 
[World Domination] [Patch 3366-3538: Mirror Here] |

Yeux Gris
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Posted - 2005.07.18 07:46:00 -
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ok....
about a year ago this new guy got a corpy concorded due to his very dumbass actions...
He ****es almost everyone off sooner or later.
well one year later.. I invite him to 0.1 where pirates are rampart and say to him "yhem pirites pods are sure hard to lock ..."
"Can i try locking you pod?"
He hopped out of his ship. I almost got to press F1 AND F2 but he jumped back in. so I ask agin.. dood. My ship did not lock u, can i try again?! ( passive locking FTW ) and shoot two cruise missiles at his pod. collect his body and hand it over to the person he got concorded. none the less they was very happy :D
I got a free ship and some ok named modules out of it :P
bah bye
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Stratharn
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Posted - 2005.07.18 08:52:00 -
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Quote: Bob: Kuggington is the worst person ever
LMAO! Christ, I remember this from about 10 months ago. It was all over one of the channels, as I recall. He wouldn't let it go, and we actually had to petition to get the guy to shut the hell up and stop spamming that above line (or one like it) every little while for hours on end.
Man, I wasn't even in your corp, and I've never gone aggro on anyone in my life, but even I ended up hopping into a Caracal and went looking for him when I heard he'd wandered into Mara.
The funniest thing was how he was MOST angry about how you'd told him to bring lots of ammo, and he'd ended up packing a few thousand missiles, which he subsequently lost and couldn't afford to replace.
When I first heard about it, I thought "That Kuggington is a scumbag. Never trust him",and shortly after realising that the whining just wasn't going to go away I was thinking "Kuggington needs a fragging medal. Someone whack this guy again!"
Linkage
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Vaaliant
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:13:00 -
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For sheer laugh factor? Buying garbage at 14 isk a pop and then reselling it at 2500 a pop and watching someone pay 2.5 mill for some because they were too lazy to move all of 2 jumps away from that system. 
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:22:00 -
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Back when I was in Space Invaders, I used to scramble people's pods in my Crow and then take a moment to ask them what flavor cruise missile they'd like me to do the honors with... -
We're outnumbered! That simplifies the problem! |

Bad'Boy
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: infused War dec'ed a corp, 1 man vs 38.
They talked crap to me for days...
6 of there members defected to me. We *have* poded over 4 people so far (just 2 of us). A merc corp also decleared war just after us and camped their station for a few days. Now there corp count is at 11 
lol, I dec with my alt, they smacked me whole day, then joined with main and a friend and started to slay, they'v surrended same week and we didnt even lost a single ship and kill lots of them+biggest ship we used was a cruiser and yet got 2bs kills:O
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN, GIVE NOTHING BACK!!!
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Bad'Boy
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Posted - 2005.07.18 09:47:00 -
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most ruthless thing I did is I shot a billboard
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN, GIVE NOTHING BACK!!!
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AvanCade
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:02:00 -
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Fighting in a war against Hunters Agency.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:12:00 -
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I was on probation to join anarchy syndicate shortly after launch. They were pirating in syndicate region iirc. I was in thier gang just moving about looking for people to pirate and impress them when one of the guys scouting said there was someone in a thorax hiding in the next system.
The guys jumped through and sat at the gate hoping for him to warp in to us but he wouldn't come. Not having the corp tag but in the gang I came up with such an evil ploy im still kinda ashamed of it today. 
I convo'd the thorax guy and told him the pirates (anarchy syn.) had destroyed my ship but my loot had survived. I asked him to grab my loot for me, he didnt trust it was safe, i told him the pirates were at the other gate and i didnt want them to get it. I told him there was some rare mods and he could have one or two if he helped. In the end I had to offer him half my 'rare loot' before his greed would cloud his judgement.
He said ok and warped to the gate I told him, on arrival, I was there with about 6 other anarchy syndicate folk. They scrambled, webbed and ransomed him but he said something to the lines of 'go to hell you <something> pkers' and got his drones out. He was absolutely and utterly pwned and podded.
The guys laughed so hard and called me evil, eh i thought it was clever not really evil, however the player who fell for my ploy was absolutely fuming. He kept sending me evemails that he's a business man and travels regularly and will fly to my house and beat me up.
I didn't even petition, it was too damned funny. 
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Bhaal
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:19:00 -
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Edited by: Bhaal on 18/07/2005 10:20:25
Quote: Back when I was in Space Invaders, I used to scramble people's pods in my Crow and then take a moment to ask them what flavor cruise missile they'd like me to do the honors with...
I knew you guys were not "honorable" I knew it!
I stole ore form a guy in beta who taught me how to jet can mine.
We were mining in the same belt, I asked him what the can was for next to his ship. He taught me how to jet a can, fill it up, etc.
When he left to go get his Indy, I stole as much of the ore as I could, making insta runs between his can & station in a Bantam. (I don't think he knew about insta's, and I wasn't about to teach him )
Yep, last time I ever did anything like that was Beta... ------------------------------------------------ Views expressed by this character in no way shape or form reflect the views of M. Corp as a whole. |

ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:23:00 -
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Some guy persistently smacked us in local: he was in a raven. We all locked him down: jamed webbed warp scrambled, nos'd: and deployed one berserker drone: he watched for nearly half an hour as he slowly lost his raven to a lone heavy drone.
Similar story with a caracal and a badger a long time ago ------------------
Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |

Bad'Boy
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN Some guy persistently smacked us in local: he was in a raven. We all locked him down: jamed webbed warp scrambled, nos'd: and deployed one berserker drone: he watched for nearly half an hour as he slowly lost his raven to a lone heavy drone.
Similar story with a caracal and a badger a long time ago
dont see how its possible, shouldnt his shieldrecharge fast enough to compensate for 1 berserk?
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN, GIVE NOTHING BACK!!!
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Sku1ly
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Posted - 2005.07.18 10:27:00 -
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In my old corp we had two members who were about fifteen and knew each other in real life.
They would argue all the time;
'You smell of ****ie'
Blah blah. I got fed up with their pubescent arguments so I fired up the map and trawled through system after system getting to them. I found them and warped to their belt.
Locked, and fired my Heavy Pulses. Needless to say their ships blew up, I didn't get the pods though :(.
Whenever I start a conversation with them now it's, 'Plz dnt shoot kthx?'.
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Keta Min
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:06:00 -
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i ransomed a newbie pod for 50k isk 
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Knukalz
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:06:00 -
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Edited by: Knukalz on 18/07/2005 11:06:44
Originally by: Kuggington This was back in Castor in the newbie corp:
I was flying a caracal. Another member of the corp(we'll call him Bob) got on everyone's nerves. He begged, he tried to scam at least one person, and he just generally ****ed people off. Apparently I seemed like a nice guy, so Bob in his shiny new Merlin asks him to come help him hunt...in a .3 system. So I did for about half an hour, the spawns weren't too great but they could've been worse. Then, what seemed like a perfect opportunity arose for me. I locked him and unloaded my 5 heavy missiles into him, destroying his Merlin. I decided to be nice and left his pod intact. He went back into the corp chat and whined, and whined and whined about it. Funnily enough, everyone sided with me. I recall one particularly amusing section of the conversation from a few days later when Bob finally got back on again.
Bob: Kuggington is the worst person ever Someone Else: Kuggington is our friend
He logged off a short while later and never got back on again.
Not long after Exodus was released:
A few of my friends joined the game. One of them was doing a deadspace mission, and he was convinced that he had to blow up one of the structures with a lot of HP. So we all helped him out. He was in a Coercer, another friend was in a Cormorant, and the third was in a Rupture. I was in a Ferox, my raven was out in 0.0 so it was the best I could get at the time.
Now, they wanted to be pirates, to start their own pirate corp even. I doubt they would've done well anyway, but I wanted them to know what being pirated felt like. They decided to go hunting in .4 space, and I said I'd tag along. So three of us get there, and we wait at a planet for the last guy to show up. When this happened, I popped the two destroyers then almost got to the Rupture when he warped away and docked. If I had been planning on it before I would've fit a scrambler, but oh well. The three of them and two more friends ended up quitting the game. Now the play WoW, and I laugh at them.
Probably not the best stories, but they amuse me.
Well that meets the criteria to post here.
But sorry, i think that's a bit lame and cowardly. What a eve enhancing nice person you are indeed, can't wait to meet you, then I'll be able to post a story here. 
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DirtyAmarr
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:09:00 -
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Im most proud of buying Jump Drive skill from a NPC school about a month ago for 11m isk then immediately placed it on Escrow in the same station for 75m saying in the description there was only 12 copies total in the game.......Sold in a few hours ... Wonder who bought it? 
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Bad'Boy
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:37:00 -
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you'r dirty
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN, GIVE NOTHING BACK!!!
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Dsanta2345
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: Dsanta2345 on 18/07/2005 11:43:49 watch a fleet own a BS, then i flew up to the pod in a rookie ship and kill em. ----- I dont sleep much so dont mind my errors or extra words. CCP plz fix this random bug: Linkage |
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V2GBR
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: V2GBR on 18/07/2005 11:43:18
Originally by: Bad'Boy
Originally by: ParMizaN Some guy persistently smacked us in local: he was in a raven. We all locked him down: jamed webbed warp scrambled, nos'd: and deployed one berserker drone: he watched for nearly half an hour as he slowly lost his raven to a lone heavy drone.
Similar story with a caracal and a badger a long time ago
dont see how its possible, shouldnt his shieldrecharge fast enough to compensate for 1 berserk?
They also said NOS'D him. ----------
http://guc.webinventions.co.uk <-- GUC Site. www.webinventions.co.uk <-- My eve history. |

Bad'Boy
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: V2GBR Edited by: V2GBR on 18/07/2005 11:43:18
Originally by: Bad'Boy
Originally by: ParMizaN Some guy persistently smacked us in local: he was in a raven. We all locked him down: jamed webbed warp scrambled, nos'd: and deployed one berserker drone: he watched for nearly half an hour as he slowly lost his raven to a lone heavy drone.
Similar story with a caracal and a badger a long time ago
dont see how its possible, shouldnt his shieldrecharge fast enough to compensate for 1 berserk?
They also said NOS'D him.
they Nosed his shields? |

Shere Khaane
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:53:00 -
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Me and a corp mate drop cans out on a well used highway filled with bookmarks like 'implant factory!' 'ship stash' which lead to our POS 
even got an iteron mk5 with good expanders once 
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Drilla
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Posted - 2005.07.18 11:54:00 -
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I farted on TS while Ikvar was listening *giggles*
EVE System Security - Killboard (still early alpha) |

Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:01:00 -
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^ LOL 
I've done lots of stuff. This one time a corp was wanting to put a POS at a moon with a secure can anchored at it. We waited for a few days while they tried to pop it and blew up a few of their ships doing it, then when they'd got it down to about 5% structure we chased them off and anchored 3 more  __________________
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JoCool
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:18:00 -
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When I left the CA I offered myself as escort for miners and went into belts for NPC hunters. Official alliance channels didnt exist, comms were screwed up at that time and I was bored, so I got to kill 5 battleships alone and some Thoraxes in that evening, most of them russians. When I received mails along the lines "isnt u friend? why shoot me friend :(" I really felt ruthless.
Another story is about a corpmate that came with his new Harpy, the ships were just fresh on the market, all the way down from empire space into Stain, he was boasting about how powerful the ship was and basically how he would pwn everything else. He literally bursted of pride and told everyone about his Harpy. I asked him to test my missiles on his Harpy tank, he said sure, so I undocked in a Raven and blew his shiney Harpy up in one volley.
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Dionysus Davinci
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: Bad'Boy
dont see how its possible, shouldnt his shieldrecharge fast enough to compensate for 1 berserk?
I'd think so too. Espically if he had PDU's in low.
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Bull Slater
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:31:00 -
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A guy joined a corp. I used to be part of and had a semi-low security status, we didn't mind but made it clear that piracy was against the rules. A few times we noticed his security status decreased even though he'd been on mission and warned him, then his bounty went up too so it was decided he'd be removed from the corp. With his roles removed (I don't think he noticed) we went on a level 4 deadspace mission with the intent to kill him ... or at least that was my intent and the others didn't want to stop me. I think it was Angel Extravaganza so we told him to lock one group up while we all locked up another group and then told him to fire. Needless to say he had a HUGE group aggro him and hit his Ferox hard. I 'accidentally' warp scrambled it and watched as it popped, then did the same with his pod while he was cursing and swearing in corp. chat.
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Weebear
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:39:00 -
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I called someone a muppet in local once, but I apologised. Sometimes I tell people I am AFK, when I'm not really as well....
YARR!   ----------------------- Honor and Serve!
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Rasta Rocketman
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Posted - 2005.07.18 12:47:00 -
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Back in the old burn eden days, we accepted a corp thief into our corp, sat outside our station waiting for him to bring all his stuff, shot him down and podded him as he hauled it to the station on day 1, then booted him. He got blown up on the way to our station once already by someone else too. I think he said he was quitting eve after that. _______________________________________________
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